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Humor (Bloggers & Personal)

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  • DUmmie FUnnies 04-29-12 (DUmmies Bemoan The Economy)

    04/29/2012 3:00:52 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 27 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 29, 2012 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix
    I'mmmmm BAAAAAAAACK!!! I had a new cast put on my hand last week that allowed three free fingers on my right hand. After a few days of getting used to it, I can now do a sort of Django Rhinehart method of typing. Complete cast comes off on June 4 and hopefully my pinkie won't be sticking out at an odd angle.Anyway, the DUmmies do not disappoint in their idiocy. Right now they are gripping about the lousy economy as you can see in this THREAD, "I realized tonight that America's 99% are f*cked for years to come." Excuse...
  • Loyally Long-Suffering with my Little Old Ladies

    04/29/2012 1:21:54 PM PDT · by InHisService · 24 replies
    Survival - By Mary Kirchhoff ^ | 4-29-12 | Mary C. Kirchhoff
    Do you have an elderly person in your life whom you love, but drives you nuts...? especially when going to the grocery store? I do!
  • Reaganite's Sunday Funnies

    04/29/2012 9:55:50 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 1 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | April 29, 2012 | Reaganite Republican
    Best political humor from around the USA this week... LMAObama    More at Reaganite Republican...
  • Photoshop or caption this pic of an offer of dinner with Barack

    04/28/2012 7:48:42 AM PDT · by Republican Extremist · 33 replies
    self | Republican Extremist
  • Shouldn’t the “crucify them” EPA boss lose his job?

    04/27/2012 11:12:55 AM PDT · by Mark Landsbaum · 8 replies
    Remember our post yesterday about your public servant Al Armendariz, regional director of the Environmental Protection Agency, who voiced his agency’s “philosophy of enforcement” in service to America? “I was in a meeting once and I gave an analogy to my staff about my philosophy of enforcement… I’ll go ahead and tell you what I said: It was kind of like how the Romans used to … conquer villages in the Mediterranean. They’d go in to a little Turkish town somewhere, they’d find the first five guys they saw and they’d crucify them. Then, you know, that town was really...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 04-27-12 (OccuPoet Misty: "The Huff and Puff of My Frustration")

    04/27/2012 10:23:27 AM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 66 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 27, 2012 | OccuPoet Misty Rowan and Charles Henrickson
    Prog Spring of 2012 continues. Today we meet OccuPoet Misty Rowan of Minneapolis, who will grace us with one of her poems. Misty came to my attention via this THREAD in DUmmieland, "Our Amazing Occupy Poet!" I watched the video, and yes, I was amazed . . . at what passes for poetry with the OWSies and the DUmmies. And seeing Misty of Minneapolis, I was reminded of Ted of New York. You know, Trust Fund Ted? Ted Hall, Tedward, Edward Twitchell Hall III, Flea-bagger Ted, Our Favorite OWSie. Remember when we introduced you to Ted "Help us now!"...
  • We Share MOOchelle Obama's Fantasy! Really!

    04/27/2012 9:40:32 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 3 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 4-27-2012 | MOTUS
    TODAY’S POST IS BROUGHT TO YOU (UNOFICIALLY) BY THE “MAKE A WISH” FOUNDATION "It is hard to sneak around and do what you want," Michelle Obama said today. "I have done it a couple of times. But you know one fantasy I have, and the Secret Service they keep looking at me because they think I might actually do it, is to walk right out the front door and just keep walking." Yes; her fantasy. That’s what Lady M chose to share with the kids who attended an Executive Office “Take your children to work day” function. Coincidentally, that’s the...
  • George W. Bush Biking in TX - Obama Wants to Ride Bikes too! (Funny Picture)

    04/27/2012 5:46:40 AM PDT · by davidbellow · 13 replies
    Texas Conservative Republican News ^ | 4/27/12 | David Bellow
    www.Amarillo.com wrote a story and posted some pictures of Former President George W. Bush biking through Palo Duro Canyon in the Texas Panhandle. George W. looks like he really knows what he is doing. Compare that to Obama riding a bike. I can imagine what Obama asking Bush, "Vring Vring, can I tag along?"  
  • Hitler Finds out Newt Gingrich is Suspending his Campaign

    04/27/2012 12:53:01 AM PDT · by JediJones · 10 replies
    YouTube ^ | 4/27/2012 | JediJones
    Find out if Hitler takes the news well or not.
  • (LMAO ... Cindy Sheehan vs. the I.R.S) Peace has a day in Court

    04/26/2012 9:54:03 PM PDT · by DogByte6RER · 17 replies
    Cindy Sheehan's Soapbox ^ | Saturday, April 21, 2012 | Cindy Sheehan
    Peace has a day in Court For those of you who know me and have been following my story, you know that part of my resistance to the US Empire is my refusal to pay income taxes. This morning (April 19th), a new episode unfolded in my ongoing struggle with the IRS and the Empire the agency is nestled in. I was subpoenaed to appear in the 9th Circuit court of the US Federal Court system in Sacramento, California—my state’s capitol. For background, I have had two meetings with the IRS agent assigned to my case where I expressed to...
  • Have you seen any piggy banks for sale recently, since Barak Hussein Obama took office?

    04/26/2012 9:23:45 PM PDT · by Paleo Conservative · 13 replies
    Facebook ^ | 4/26/2012 | K H
  • A Sign The Obama's Are On TV Too Much

    04/26/2012 5:34:11 PM PDT · by The Looking Spoon · 3 replies
    The Looking Spoon ^ | 4-26-12 | The Looking Spoon
  • Gun Control Wont Solve America's Problems

    04/26/2012 11:17:14 AM PDT · by The Looking Spoon · 2 replies
    The Looking Spoon ^ | 4-26-12 | The Looking Spoon
  • Supreme Court Schools Obama on the Constitution!

    04/26/2012 9:51:35 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 6 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 4-26-2012 | MOTUS
    We haven’t been doing so good lately with our Supremes arguments. First the slap down in Sackett vs. EPA, then the Obamacare arguments, which were so painful they were handing out prescription pain-killers outside chambers, and now, more judicial rough-up – by our friends no less – on the Arizona Immigration Law? Even the wise Latina had a hard time understanding the wisdom of the Solicitor General’s arguments: JUSTICE SOTOMAYOR: General, I’m terribly confused by your answer. O.K.? And I don’t know that you’re focusing in on what I believe my colleagues are trying to get to. Can I get...
  • Why Comrade Brown's People's Socialist Republic of California is Broke as a Joke

    04/26/2012 8:50:46 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 12 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | April 26, 2012 | Reaganite Republican
    Current list of California state agencies: California Academic Performance Index (API) * California Access for Infants and Mothers * California Acupuncture Board * California Administrative Office of the Courts * California Adoptions Branch * California African American Museum * California Agricultural Export Program * California Agricultural Labor Relations Board * California Agricultural Statistics Service * California Air Resources Board(CARB) * California Allocation Board * California Alternative Energy and Advanced Transportation Financing Authority * California Animal Health and Food Safety Services * California Anti-Terrorism Information Center * CaliforniaApprenticeship Council * California Arbitration Certification Program * California Architects Board * California...
  • CARTOON: Late Night Lackey

    04/26/2012 6:37:26 AM PDT · by daletoons · 6 replies
    Out of Order Blog ^ | 4-26-12 | Dale
    NBC slow jams the propaganda. The latest sickening spectacle is seen here in an Obama's-eye view, from the set of Late Night with Jimmy Fallon. There wasn't a dry seat in the house. The starry-eyed UNC audience cheered like baby seals ready for the clubbing. Fallon was reminiscent of Dracula's Renfield, luring the kids back to the castle. For a second, I thought I heard "Hail to the Thief" being played by Questlove and his crappy band. No such luck. In the last seconds of the show, Jimmy disclaimed, "We don't take sides politically on our show, but..." Who knows,...
  • Biden Loves Riding His Bike

    04/25/2012 12:47:37 PM PDT · by The Looking Spoon · 1 replies
    The Looking Spoon ^ | 4-25-12 | The Looking Spoon
  • Tribute to Hubble AND Making Fun of the Obamas!

    04/25/2012 10:09:08 AM PDT · by NOBO2012
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 4-25-2012 | MOTUS
    ...MO, talking to “the girls” in Omaha This frock was one of the originals in the Balenciaga candy collection, seen below: Skittles with built in sparkly boob belt on the right, and the 2009 showing of the Good ‘N Plenty frock (which now seems vaguely ironic), left... Launching a country-wide campaign yesterday, Lady M appeared alongside the Oracle of Omaha, touting the implementation of the Buffet rule - which could make those steaks that Omaha is so famous for a lot less affordable for a lot more people. Later, in Iowa where they grow the corn that those Nebraska cows...
  • ObamaCare is DEAD MEAT

    04/25/2012 7:50:29 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 32 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | April 25, 2012 | Reaganite Republican
    Better it than you! As has been said here and at finer places where patriots dwell, ObamaCare MUST be destroyed... now my friends the United States Supreme Court is about to do precisely that on this oh-so-very-blessed day. Of course I'm not the only one saying it: Rasmussen found that a majority of American voters are confident ObamaCare will be overturned, and though not yet a done deal, it is extremely doubtful that Anthony Kennedy has flipped, and that's just what blindered Obammunist members of the court (Ginsburg, Breyer, Sotomayor, Kagan) need to assist them in ramming this unconstitutional, budget-bloating power grab through the nation's...
  • “Turn Tail and Run” Law Proposed

    04/24/2012 7:01:02 PM PDT · by Revtwo · 30 replies
    Senator Lousenburg (D. NJ) has filed the “Turn Tail and Run” (TTR) bill in the U.S. Senate which, if passed, would preempt ALL State “Stand Your Ground” (SYG) laws. The new bill would impose a national duty to retreat at all times when one encounters a criminal threat or is about to become a victim of violent crime.