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  • (pic) There Was Once A Time When Obama Was Young And Dumb...

    05/31/2012 10:40:16 AM PDT · by The Looking Spoon · 6 replies
    The Looking Spoon ^ | 5-31-12 | The Looking Spoon
    Now he's just dumb...This is the perfect candidate for Attack Watch 2.0.
  • CARTOON: Onopoly

    05/31/2012 7:48:38 AM PDT · by daletoons · 4 replies
    Out of Order Blog ^ | 5-31-12 | Dale
    It turns out Barry is a leader after all. When it comes to rallying the hopelessly gullible to the politics of national destruction, he's second to none. His multi-pronged attack on America's founding principles shows us one thing, if he is re-elected, we're all forked.
  • Willy Wonka on Wisconsin

    05/30/2012 9:52:07 PM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 3 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | May 31, 2012 | Reaganite Republican
    h/t Terry Hall
  • DUmmie FUnnies 05-30-12 (Begging Blue Fairy Bill For Wisconsin Salvation)

    05/30/2012 6:28:22 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 30 replies
    Help us, Blue Fairy! Please help us! Only you can help us in the Wisconsin recall election, Blue Fairy! Please come to Wisconsin! Please come and save us, Blue Fairy!Such is the attitude of the DUmmies acting like that kid robot in the movie AI begging for help from the Blue Fairy. Only in this case, their Blue Fairy is one Bill Clinton and the DUmmies are perplexed why he doesn't show up in Wisconsin and save the day for them. If you thought David in AI was pathetic begging for help from the Blue Fairy thousands of feet...
  • A Real Polish Death Camp

    05/30/2012 1:07:04 PM PDT · by The Looking Spoon · 2 replies
    The Looking Spoon ^ | 5-30-12 | The Looking Spoon
    Get the story behind this here (just in case).
  • Spell Checking Obama... (pic)

    05/30/2012 11:09:02 AM PDT · by The Looking Spoon · 2 replies
    The Looking Spoon ^ | 5-30-12 | The Looking Spoon
  • Obama and marijuana: 'POT-US' dope-smoking daze revealed

    05/30/2012 8:57:53 AM PDT · by Stalwart · 17 replies
    YouTube ^ | May 29, 2012 | NMAWorldEdition
    The Taiwanese animators' satirical view of Obama's Choom Gang.
  • #PolishJokesforObama ... now trending on Twitter

    05/30/2012 8:33:46 AM PDT · by Nachum · 19 replies
    Twitter ^ | 5/30/12 | Twitter
    Well, Obama put his foot in it again by insulting the Poles. Naturally, the thread of "Polish Jokes for Obama" begins on Twitter. Obama makes it too easy... #PolishJokesforObama Why does Obama love old-fashioned beer cans? Because they come with combination nose pickers and Columbia class rings. #PolishJokesforObama What happened to the Obama space program? The astronauts keep falling off the kite President Obama is busier than a set of jumper cables at a Polish death camp. #PolishJokesForObama #PolishJokesforObama What's an Obama 7 course meal? Arugula and a 6-pack of Cristal. Why did Obama sell his water skis? He couldn't...
  • MOOchelle on TV: Return of the BOOB BELT!

    05/30/2012 7:49:56 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 20 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-30-2012 | MOTUS
    Today’s four words: Constant Gardener; Constant Wife. Yesterday was jammed with news and events, so let me get right to it. With the coincidental publishing of her Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil book, Lady M was able to take to the airwaves to promote the President book. Just in time for the campaign…it’s ba-aack! Bigger and badder than ever: the Boob Belt!
  • Bizarre Product of the Decade

    05/29/2012 6:50:39 PM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 17 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | May 29, 2012 | Reaganite Republican
    Ryhmes with 'weirdo'- get it? beardo
  • Democratic Party Entrance Exam

    05/29/2012 4:35:12 PM PDT · by The Looking Spoon
    The Looking Spoon ^ | 5-29-12 | The Looking Spoon
  • Our Vietnam Heroes Deserve Better Than A Ginned Up Election Year Anniversary

    05/29/2012 9:10:16 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 4 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-29-2012 | MOTUS
    Do NOT get me wrong: it’s way past time for a proper commemoration of the service and sacrifice of our Vietnam war dead and the returning Vets. So I’m sure that’s why George W. Bush signed the National Defense Authorization Act of 2008 that designated this election year as the official 50th anniversary of the Vietnam War... Butt I’m having a little trouble reconciling my internal history data module with my calculator function to come up with 2012 marking the 50th anniversary of the Vietnam War. Mind you, I’m not saying that the Vietnam “50th anniversary” commemoration was ginned up...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 05-29-12 (Debbie Does Dullness: Wasserman Weasels on Wisconsin)

    05/29/2012 6:30:28 AM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 42 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 29, 2012 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    DNC Spinmeistress Debtie Wassername Shills DNC SpokesDuNCe Debbie Wasserman Schultz has been using weasel words to speak about the upcoming Wisconsin recall election. Wasserman Schultz (apparently her hyphen is broken) is in a Dem dilemma. On the one hand, Debbie's got to put on a happy face about their chances in Wisconsin and the glorious nationwide victory that that will portend for November. On the other hand, privately, Debbie knows the Democrats are losing Wisconsin and are in big trouble for November. So now when she has to speak about the significance of the Wisconsin recall election, Wasserman is trying...
  • In the Sixteenth Year of Obama

    05/29/2012 4:37:50 AM PDT · by expat1000 · 13 replies
    Sultan Knish ^ | Monday, May 28, 2012 | Daniel Greenfield
    In the sixteenth year of Obama, Marc and Julie obtained a carbon pass and set off on a light rail journey in a comfortable semi-transparent carriage traveling at a top speed of 30 kilometers per hour whose motive power came entirely from sunshine. As it was a cloudy day, the train moved slowly, often stopping for hours at a time, before sluggishly stirring into motion again, but the young couple did not mind. Obtaining a carbon pass was difficult enough that the very experience of traveling was new to them, as it was to most citizens of the USNAE or...
  • Restless Chris Matthews Leg Syndrome

    05/28/2012 3:51:24 PM PDT · by Ge0ffrey · 8 replies
    (Washington, DC) Medical authorities have failed to explain why MSNBC’s Chris Matthews’s leg hasn’t stopped tingling since the evening hours of February 13 during an acceptance speech given by Democratic candidate Barack Obama. Matthews first reported his condition in an on-air exchange with Keith Olberman about an hour after Obama swept the so-called Potomac primaries in Virginia, Maryland and DC. According to MSNBC transcripts: “I have to tell you, you know, it’s part of reporting this case, this election, the feeling most people get when they hear Barack Obama’s speech. My, I felt this thrill going up my leg. I...
  • Shocking New TSA Statistics

    05/28/2012 4:47:47 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 19 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | May 28, 2012 | Reaganite Republican
    Results of latest TSA airport screening techniques from the Department Of Homeland Security: Terrorists Discovered:  0 Transvestites:  1305 Hernias Diagnosed:  785    Hemorrhoid Cases:  10,172    Enlarged Prostates:  8,249    Breast Implants:   59,350  Natural Blondes:   3  It was also found that almost every single one of the 535  US congressional legislators were lacking a full set... no, not luggage- the kind of 'set' that  Palin and Bachmann have, yet McConnell,  Cantor, and Boehner (ironically) do not. Way-to-go BIG SIS! Moonbattery   h/t Speedunque
  • MOOchelle Spends Hundreds of Thousands of YOUR Dollars to Go To a Beyonce Concert

    05/27/2012 7:36:52 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 17 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-27-2012 | MOTUS
    Well I thought I could take today off butt then Lady M goes and takes the Wee Wons to a Beyonce Concert at the “O”vation theatre in the brand new, swanky Atlantic City resort, Revel. I have to make this quick as Raj, Little Mo, Little Bo and I are on the road again on our way to cousin Earl’s. We should have been there yesterday, butt had to hole up for awhile. High tech mirrors on Harleys don’t travel all that well in the rain. Anyway, here’s all the info I got from my “source:” Lady M and the...
  • President Obama, the Twoosh Master, is the First President to Make an Historic Perfect Tweet

    05/27/2012 6:56:50 AM PDT · by vrwc54 · 16 replies
    You Tube ^ | 5/26/12 | RobtKraft/Granny Jan
    The Gum Chewin' Twoosh Master
  • Reaganite's Sunday Funnies

    05/27/2012 4:22:54 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 1 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | May 27, 2012 | Reaganite Republican
    Best political humor from around the USA this week... The Looking Spoon More at Reaganite Republican...
  • What to Do When Obama's Campaign Fails: Take Monday Off

    05/26/2012 11:22:22 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 2 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-26-2012 | MOTUS
    Okay, here’s a rundown on what we have on Romney so far: He abuses dogs by putting them in a car roof kennel... ...The Big Brains in campaign central intended to run full-bore on the haircut and Evil Equity Capitalist meme, butt it looks like some of them are starting to worry about it boomeranging the same the way the dog house story did.
  • Where Democrats Go To Do Their Best Thinking...

    05/25/2012 4:35:27 PM PDT · by The Looking Spoon · 1 replies
    The Looking Spoon ^ | 5-25-12 | The Looking Spoon
  • DUmmie FUnnies 05-25-12 (They HATE Obama, a smart, good-looking, successful, articulate Black Man!)

    05/25/2012 2:55:09 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 38 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 25, 2012 | DUmmie Logical (sic), DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    "Yeah, I'm lookin' at YOU!" If you oppose President Obamas' re-election, you must be a racist! There can be no other explanation! "Huh?" you say. "I don't oppose him because of his race; I oppose him because of his ideology and his incompetence." Nope! Don't believe it! You hate our President because you can't stand having a Black Man in the White House! When in doubt, play the Race Card. That is the Democrat fall-back option. Witness this THREAD from DUmmie Logical (sic), "Face it, Most of them HATE Obama being a smart, good looking, successful and articulate Black Man!"...
  • Obama's Chicago Style Accounting

    05/25/2012 7:24:01 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 1 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-26-2012 | MOTUS
    ...OK, now I get it – we’re playing by government rules. It’s like Chicago rules only better. Here’s all you need to know: if generally accepted accounting principles (GAAP) were good enough for government work, we wouldn’t have had to invent generally accepted government accounting principles (GAGAP). But you already knew that your government operates by it’s own rules, didn’t you? Anyway, in case you were wondering why you’re just now hearing that the national deficit is actually 6 times higher than previously reported, it’s because of the golden rule. Using these special government rules, we don’t have to count...
  • Cats playing patty-cake

    05/24/2012 8:23:54 PM PDT · by boatbums · 12 replies
    you-tube | 5/24/2012 | you-tube
    Hilarious youtube video. Turn on the sound! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3iFhLdWjqc&feature=player_embedded
  • Only A Few More Months Until Barney Frank Can Really Cut Loose...

    05/24/2012 4:53:47 PM PDT · by The Looking Spoon · 2 replies
    The Looking Spoon ^ | 5-24-12 | The Looking Spoon
  • How about this way to run government?

    05/24/2012 11:56:57 AM PDT · by Mark Landsbaum
    What would happen if government operated the way successful businesses do? An entrepreneurial business realizes that disappointing customers will disappoint the bottom line as well. Create enough disappointed customers and the business fails. That’s why smart businesses don’t build disappointment into what they promise customers. They under-promise and over-deliver...
  • Obama Is Literally Exhausting...

    05/24/2012 10:50:11 AM PDT · by The Looking Spoon · 4 replies
    The Looking Spoon ^ | 5-24-12 | The Looking Spoon
  • Obama's Fuzzy Logic Puts Us in the Rabit Hole!

    05/24/2012 10:29:37 AM PDT · by NOBO2012
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-24-2012 | MOTUS
    Four Words: Fuzzy Logic all around The Wons’ grueling campaign schedule continued… Three fund raising events for Big Guy, plus the Air Force Academy commencement speech, yesterday. And one for Lady M in Cleveland where she greeted the little people who worked diligently last time around to make sure that everyone had a chance to vote, at least once. And then they ran this iconic photo of the adorable little boy, rubbing Big Guy’s head to see if it felt like his own nappy (can I say that?) hair, or, maybe, just for “good luck”: Fuzzy Like Me
  • Obama's Fuzzy Logic Puts Us in the Rabit Hole!

    05/24/2012 10:29:45 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 1 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-24-2012 | MOTUS
    Four Words: Fuzzy Logic all around The Wons’ grueling campaign schedule continued… Three fund raising events for Big Guy, plus the Air Force Academy commencement speech, yesterday. And one for Lady M in Cleveland where she greeted the little people who worked diligently last time around to make sure that everyone had a chance to vote, at least once. And then they ran this iconic photo of the adorable little boy, rubbing Big Guy’s head to see if it felt like his own nappy (can I say that?) hair, or, maybe, just for “good luck”: Fuzzy Like Me
  • CARTOON: Sling Blather

    05/24/2012 8:33:34 AM PDT · by daletoons · 1 replies
    Out of Order Blog ^ | 5-24-12 | Dale
    Because of recent outbursts by the Vice President, Joe Biden has been assigned to campaign stops that are somewhat less than plum. Oddly, a familiar face in the crowd at one of these stops may hold the key to Romney's VP pick. If Romney were to select Karl Childers as his running mate, the VP debate would be a fair fight for the ages.
  • Who should be on Mount Blushmore?

    05/23/2012 1:10:04 PM PDT · by Peter ODonnell · 44 replies
    original to FR | May 23, 2012 | Peter O'Donnell
    WHO SHOULD BE ON MOUNT BLUSHMORE? America should have a second Mount Rushmore, for the four worst presidents. Where? Well, not in South Dakota, maybe in the Adirondacks so that eastern liberals can easily get there. Or the Sierra Nevada, same reasoning, other coast. Now, who should appear on Mount Blushmore? My futile four would be Obama, Carter, Hoover and Fillmore. How about your picks? By the way, any chance of expanding Mount Rushmore to include Ronald Reagan?
  • What Obama Should Get For Being A Bad President

    05/23/2012 10:32:52 AM PDT · by The Looking Spoon · 2 replies
    The Looking Spoon ^ | 5-23-12 | The Looking Spoon
    Hopefully this is a metaphor for what will happen in November...
  • First Evidence That Biden Is OUT & Hillary Is IN!

    05/23/2012 7:19:44 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 38 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-23-2102 | MOTUS
    "...Meeting the President of the United States is an incredible thing. Meeting two presidents at the same time? Now, that's almost ridiculously cool. If you pitch in $3 or whatever you can today, you'll be automatically entered to join President Obama and former President Clinton in New York City on June 4th -- airfare and hotel taken care of. These two presidents know better than anyone in the world that grassroots supporters are how you win elections. That's why President Obama always wants to be able to meet you at events like this, and why President Clinton jumped at the...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 05-23-12 ("So, what are your plans since the glorious revolution is not coming?")

    05/23/2012 6:22:57 AM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 45 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 23, 2012 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    They were hoping for this . . . They ended up with this . . . A guy in a Guy Fawkes mask. And that, for about six weeks last fall. The 1% are trembling in their custom-made gecko-skin boots. This was the time that the Occupy movement was supposed to reenergize itself and sweep across the country in a massive wave of revolutionary fervor. The Prog Spring of 2012. Wha' hoppen? Kinda fell flat, didn't it? Oh sure, you still have Know-it-all Nadin Brzezinski, Girl Reporter, sniffing out stories at her local OWS GA. You still have Trust Fund...
  • Biden Could Benefit From Some Teamwork (pic)

    05/22/2012 4:35:27 PM PDT · by The Looking Spoon
    The Looking Spoon ^ | 5-22-12 | The Looking Spoon
  • "I Meow For Michelle" And Other Campaign Delights

    05/22/2012 4:02:09 PM PDT · by Biggirl · 14 replies
    http://cnsnews.com/ ^ | May 22, 2012 | Erica Scheiner
    Some of the stuff the Barack Obama campaign is selling to raise money for the re-election effort is pretty unusual. They would like you to get your pets involved with the campaign by offering doggie sweaters and “I Meow for Michelle” cat collars.
  • "Liar Pants On Fire" Doesn't Apply To Liberal Presidents

    05/22/2012 12:57:27 PM PDT · by The Looking Spoon
    The Looking Spoon ^ | 5-22-12 | The Looking Spoon
    Another contribution to #barackbottom on Twitter
  • Another Clue Obama Might Be Foreign Born... (pic)

    05/22/2012 11:38:05 AM PDT · by The Looking Spoon · 6 replies
    The Looking Spoon ^ | The Looking Spoon
    This explains why Robin Williams is such a hardcore lib...
  • Obama Upstaged at G-8

    05/22/2012 8:41:56 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 17 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror | 5-22-2012 | MOTUS
    First, Vladimir cancelled his G-8 dinner date with Big Guy with the unlikely excuse that he had to stay home and wash his hair. My hare’s bigger than your hare Then, the junior G-8 member, Francois Hollande, decides to just completely skip Big Guy’s historic read speech to NATO yesterday!
  • (pic) What Do You Fill Your Head With?

    05/21/2012 4:20:36 PM PDT · by The Looking Spoon · 5 replies
    The Looking Spoon ^ | 5-21-12 | The Looking Spoon
  • Newest Obama Hashtag at Twitter "ObamaIndianNames" (Obama Claims Cherokee Ancestry with No Proof

    05/21/2012 1:45:52 PM PDT · by Nachum · 40 replies
    Twitter ^ | 5/21/12 | Nachum
    Now that Obama has declared he's part Indian, there is much speculation on Twitter as to his Indian name.... Shoshome the Money Winnemucca for $3 Speaking Bull Chief Empty Suit Speaks Much Says Little Chief Shameface Dances With Clooney Puts on Ayers Swims With Red Herring Distracts With Squirrels Occupies Golf Course composite fairy tale Dances With Occupiers Bankrupts Your Children Favors Unions Chief Panderer Lies Like a Rug Runs With Radicals Born with silver forked tongue in mouth Coal Will Skyrocket Sits in Oval Flop Sweat Lodge He Whose Water Is Carried By Media Stands With Marxists Throws Like...
  • Hitting Barack Bottom

    05/21/2012 10:47:33 AM PDT · by The Looking Spoon · 1 replies
    The Looking Spoon ^ | 5-21-12 | The Looking Spoon
    Some new Twitter friends came up with the hashtag #barackbottom. So I thought I'd have some fun with it and re-purposed some pieces that are appropriate to the concept for contribution to the cause...
  • MOOchelle Treats the G-8 Wives to a Talk About HERSELF!

    05/21/2012 8:20:13 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 20 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-21-2012 | MOTUS
    Four words: it’s all about me They came from all over the world, Norway, Turkey, Croatia France and Albania, to accompany Lady M on a tour of a youth center on the South Side side of Chicago (where Lady M herself grew up, in case you’re from Croatia or somewhere). MO wanted to show the NATO spouses that - just like in their countries - America has poor, underprivileged children too. The only difference is that here, since the Wons took over, we take care of our underprivileged youths. matchy, matchy; matchy, matchy
  • The Articulate Obama: “Hopefully we’ll get some stuff done”

    05/20/2012 8:09:45 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 5 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-20-2012 | MOTUS
    Four words: Champagne socialists, caviar dreams Who is that little man at the “head” of the round table? King Arthur? Gatsby? Dmitry? Maybe it’s Angie – who followed his advice and fought not just for a “seat at the table” butt “the head seat” – as BO instructed the Barnard graduates to do. No, silly, that’s Big Guy! The leader of the free world! You can tell that he’s the one holding court because he has his elbows on the table, with his hands clasped together in that imperialist stately way of his. This is the dinner party on Friday...
  • Reaganite's Sunday Funnies

    05/20/2012 4:55:06 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 1 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | May 20, 2012 | Reaganite Republican
    Best political humor from around the USA this week... More at Reaganite Republican...
  • Even Obama Was a "Birther"

    05/19/2012 11:56:38 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 3 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-19-2012 | MOTUS
    Four words: Liar, Liar, pants on fire! ( I lied about it being 4 words.) Well isn’t this just dandy? “Why was Obama a birther before he decided to run for president?” That’s like asking “When did Big Guy lie, and how did he know he was lying?” So for the zillionth time: that disinformation about Kenya being the birthplace of Barack Barry Obama was a “fact checking” error – you know, as in “I didn’t think anyone would ever bother to check the facts.” When Big Guy, known as Barry back then, filled out his first college application he...
  • Obama Rewrites History

    05/18/2012 10:47:50 PM PDT · by John Semmens · 40 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 18 May 2012 | John Semmens
    Visitors to the White House website were treated to major revisions in the biographies of the Presidents. Some highlights of these revisions included: George Washington, in an effort to create a nation that could later be ruled by Barack Obama persevered through many hardships and overcame long odds to defeat the powerful British Army and establish the United States of America in 1781. Abraham Lincoln, anticipating the need for Barack Obama to rescue the nation from the despair of eight years of George W. Bush, issued the emancipation proclamation in 1862 declaring Blacks residing in areas outside of the control...
  • New French prez wastes no time in bowing down to Islam – BANS PORK from Presidential Elysee Palace

    05/17/2012 7:52:34 PM PDT · by DogByte6RER · 25 replies
    Bare Naked Islam ^ | May 17, 2012 | Bare Naked Islam
    New French president wastes no time in bowing down to Islam – BANS PORK from Presidential Elysee Palace And you thought Sarkozy was an Islamopanderer. Not even in office for a week and Francois Hollande has banned all dishes containing pork products from all government offices, in deference to France’s demanding and perpetually offended Muslim population. How long before he unbans street prayers and burqas? Revolts in Europe (H/T Susan K) Effective immediately, the new French head of state never again will allow pork to pass his lips…or the lips of his staff, other government officials, or foreign guests. With...
  • This just in: Jerry Brown guessed wrong. Again. Tack another billion or so on that deficit.

    05/18/2012 1:16:23 PM PDT · by Mark Landsbaum · 7 replies
    We wrote for the weekend (see our column Sunday morning when it goes up here) that Gov. Jerry Brown is a bad guesser. The ink wasn’t even dry yet – in fact the Sunday paper hasn’t even been printed yet – and we learn that Brown guessed wrong again. Back in January Brown guessed that the state budget would be $9.2 billion in the red. Wrong. Monday Brown revised his estimate. Then he said it would be $15.7 billion in the red. Wrong. Today the independent Legislative Analyst affirmed that Jerry’s wrong again. It will be $17 billion plus some...
  • Great Moments In Presidential History With Obama

    05/18/2012 11:22:24 AM PDT · by The Looking Spoon · 19 replies
    The Looking Spoon ^ | 5-18-12 | The Looking Spoon
    It was recently discovered that at whitehouse.gov Obama found a way to insert his name into the presidential bios of every president from Coolidge to now, the only exception being Gerald Ford.I so I thought I'd do a series of what it would look like if Obama injected himself into the photos of some of his predecessors...