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Humor (Bloggers & Personal)

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  • (pic) There Was Once A Time When Obama Was Young And Dumb...

    05/31/2012 10:40:16 AM PDT · by The Looking Spoon · 6 replies
    The Looking Spoon ^ | 5-31-12 | The Looking Spoon
    Now he's just dumb...This is the perfect candidate for Attack Watch 2.0.
  • CARTOON: Onopoly

    05/31/2012 7:48:38 AM PDT · by daletoons · 4 replies
    Out of Order Blog ^ | 5-31-12 | Dale
    It turns out Barry is a leader after all. When it comes to rallying the hopelessly gullible to the politics of national destruction, he's second to none. His multi-pronged attack on America's founding principles shows us one thing, if he is re-elected, we're all forked.
  • Willy Wonka on Wisconsin

    05/30/2012 9:52:07 PM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 3 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | May 31, 2012 | Reaganite Republican
    h/t Terry Hall
  • DUmmie FUnnies 05-30-12 (Begging Blue Fairy Bill For Wisconsin Salvation)

    05/30/2012 6:28:22 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 30 replies
    Help us, Blue Fairy! Please help us! Only you can help us in the Wisconsin recall election, Blue Fairy! Please come to Wisconsin! Please come and save us, Blue Fairy!Such is the attitude of the DUmmies acting like that kid robot in the movie AI begging for help from the Blue Fairy. Only in this case, their Blue Fairy is one Bill Clinton and the DUmmies are perplexed why he doesn't show up in Wisconsin and save the day for them. If you thought David in AI was pathetic begging for help from the Blue Fairy thousands of feet...
  • A Real Polish Death Camp

    05/30/2012 1:07:04 PM PDT · by The Looking Spoon · 2 replies
    The Looking Spoon ^ | 5-30-12 | The Looking Spoon
    Get the story behind this here (just in case).
  • Spell Checking Obama... (pic)

    05/30/2012 11:09:02 AM PDT · by The Looking Spoon · 2 replies
    The Looking Spoon ^ | 5-30-12 | The Looking Spoon
  • Obama and marijuana: 'POT-US' dope-smoking daze revealed

    05/30/2012 8:57:53 AM PDT · by Stalwart · 17 replies
    YouTube ^ | May 29, 2012 | NMAWorldEdition
    The Taiwanese animators' satirical view of Obama's Choom Gang.
  • #PolishJokesforObama ... now trending on Twitter

    05/30/2012 8:33:46 AM PDT · by Nachum · 19 replies
    Twitter ^ | 5/30/12 | Twitter
    Well, Obama put his foot in it again by insulting the Poles. Naturally, the thread of "Polish Jokes for Obama" begins on Twitter. Obama makes it too easy... #PolishJokesforObama Why does Obama love old-fashioned beer cans? Because they come with combination nose pickers and Columbia class rings. #PolishJokesforObama What happened to the Obama space program? The astronauts keep falling off the kite President Obama is busier than a set of jumper cables at a Polish death camp. #PolishJokesForObama #PolishJokesforObama What's an Obama 7 course meal? Arugula and a 6-pack of Cristal. Why did Obama sell his water skis? He couldn't...
  • MOOchelle on TV: Return of the BOOB BELT!

    05/30/2012 7:49:56 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 20 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-30-2012 | MOTUS
    Today’s four words: Constant Gardener; Constant Wife. Yesterday was jammed with news and events, so let me get right to it. With the coincidental publishing of her Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil book, Lady M was able to take to the airwaves to promote the President book. Just in time for the campaign…it’s ba-aack! Bigger and badder than ever: the Boob Belt!
  • Bizarre Product of the Decade

    05/29/2012 6:50:39 PM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 17 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | May 29, 2012 | Reaganite Republican
    Ryhmes with 'weirdo'- get it? beardo
  • Democratic Party Entrance Exam

    05/29/2012 4:35:12 PM PDT · by The Looking Spoon
    The Looking Spoon ^ | 5-29-12 | The Looking Spoon
  • Our Vietnam Heroes Deserve Better Than A Ginned Up Election Year Anniversary

    05/29/2012 9:10:16 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 4 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-29-2012 | MOTUS
    Do NOT get me wrong: it’s way past time for a proper commemoration of the service and sacrifice of our Vietnam war dead and the returning Vets. So I’m sure that’s why George W. Bush signed the National Defense Authorization Act of 2008 that designated this election year as the official 50th anniversary of the Vietnam War... Butt I’m having a little trouble reconciling my internal history data module with my calculator function to come up with 2012 marking the 50th anniversary of the Vietnam War. Mind you, I’m not saying that the Vietnam “50th anniversary” commemoration was ginned up...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 05-29-12 (Debbie Does Dullness: Wasserman Weasels on Wisconsin)

    05/29/2012 6:30:28 AM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 42 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 29, 2012 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    DNC Spinmeistress Debtie Wassername Shills DNC SpokesDuNCe Debbie Wasserman Schultz has been using weasel words to speak about the upcoming Wisconsin recall election. Wasserman Schultz (apparently her hyphen is broken) is in a Dem dilemma. On the one hand, Debbie's got to put on a happy face about their chances in Wisconsin and the glorious nationwide victory that that will portend for November. On the other hand, privately, Debbie knows the Democrats are losing Wisconsin and are in big trouble for November. So now when she has to speak about the significance of the Wisconsin recall election, Wasserman is trying...
  • In the Sixteenth Year of Obama

    05/29/2012 4:37:50 AM PDT · by expat1000 · 13 replies
    Sultan Knish ^ | Monday, May 28, 2012 | Daniel Greenfield
    In the sixteenth year of Obama, Marc and Julie obtained a carbon pass and set off on a light rail journey in a comfortable semi-transparent carriage traveling at a top speed of 30 kilometers per hour whose motive power came entirely from sunshine. As it was a cloudy day, the train moved slowly, often stopping for hours at a time, before sluggishly stirring into motion again, but the young couple did not mind. Obtaining a carbon pass was difficult enough that the very experience of traveling was new to them, as it was to most citizens of the USNAE or...
  • Restless Chris Matthews Leg Syndrome

    05/28/2012 3:51:24 PM PDT · by Ge0ffrey · 8 replies
    (Washington, DC) Medical authorities have failed to explain why MSNBC’s Chris Matthews’s leg hasn’t stopped tingling since the evening hours of February 13 during an acceptance speech given by Democratic candidate Barack Obama. Matthews first reported his condition in an on-air exchange with Keith Olberman about an hour after Obama swept the so-called Potomac primaries in Virginia, Maryland and DC. According to MSNBC transcripts: “I have to tell you, you know, it’s part of reporting this case, this election, the feeling most people get when they hear Barack Obama’s speech. My, I felt this thrill going up my leg. I...
  • Shocking New TSA Statistics

    05/28/2012 4:47:47 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 19 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | May 28, 2012 | Reaganite Republican
    Results of latest TSA airport screening techniques from the Department Of Homeland Security: Terrorists Discovered:  0 Transvestites:  1305 Hernias Diagnosed:  785    Hemorrhoid Cases:  10,172    Enlarged Prostates:  8,249    Breast Implants:   59,350  Natural Blondes:   3  It was also found that almost every single one of the 535  US congressional legislators were lacking a full set... no, not luggage- the kind of 'set' that  Palin and Bachmann have, yet McConnell,  Cantor, and Boehner (ironically) do not. Way-to-go BIG SIS! Moonbattery   h/t Speedunque
  • MOOchelle Spends Hundreds of Thousands of YOUR Dollars to Go To a Beyonce Concert

    05/27/2012 7:36:52 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 17 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-27-2012 | MOTUS
    Well I thought I could take today off butt then Lady M goes and takes the Wee Wons to a Beyonce Concert at the “O”vation theatre in the brand new, swanky Atlantic City resort, Revel. I have to make this quick as Raj, Little Mo, Little Bo and I are on the road again on our way to cousin Earl’s. We should have been there yesterday, butt had to hole up for awhile. High tech mirrors on Harleys don’t travel all that well in the rain. Anyway, here’s all the info I got from my “source:” Lady M and the...
  • President Obama, the Twoosh Master, is the First President to Make an Historic Perfect Tweet

    05/27/2012 6:56:50 AM PDT · by vrwc54 · 16 replies
    You Tube ^ | 5/26/12 | RobtKraft/Granny Jan
    The Gum Chewin' Twoosh Master
  • Reaganite's Sunday Funnies

    05/27/2012 4:22:54 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 1 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | May 27, 2012 | Reaganite Republican
    Best political humor from around the USA this week... The Looking Spoon More at Reaganite Republican...
  • What to Do When Obama's Campaign Fails: Take Monday Off

    05/26/2012 11:22:22 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 2 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-26-2012 | MOTUS
    Okay, here’s a rundown on what we have on Romney so far: He abuses dogs by putting them in a car roof kennel... ...The Big Brains in campaign central intended to run full-bore on the haircut and Evil Equity Capitalist meme, butt it looks like some of them are starting to worry about it boomeranging the same the way the dog house story did.