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  • Banks And The "Whole Democracy Thing" In 90 Seconds Or Less

    06/04/2012 1:19:18 PM PDT · by Kartographer · 4 replies
    Zero Hedge ^ | 6/4/12 | Tyler Durden
    "Now cabbies and crop-pickers will pick up the slack; your taxes will bring the bankers right back; where we'll keep spreading our good news, of deregulation and free market views - 'We know what we're doing, just stop with the rules!'" "Now we're buying both sides to do our good bidding; That whole Democracy thing? Surely You're Kidding"
  • Why Obama Remains Unconcerned About The Debt

    06/04/2012 10:06:01 AM PDT · by The Looking Spoon · 8 replies
    The Looking Spoon ^ | 6-4-12 | The Looking Spoon
  • The Obamas Are the Red Queens!

    06/04/2012 8:25:37 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 6 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 6-4-2012 | MOTUS
    Wow! Talk about pomp and circumstance! Did you see the adoring crowds at the Queen’s jubilee on the Telly over the weekend? In London, I mean. Where Queen Elizabeth II, despite threatening skies, continued the celebration of her 60th year as head of the British monarchy. I don’t really understand what all the fuss is about. For heaven’s sake, what does Britain have that we don’t? A royal family? Do we not rock the royal red as well as any royal whatshername?
  • Mad City Quanta Political Cartoon: Recalling the Wisconsin Recall

    06/03/2012 7:22:58 PM PDT · by liesveld · 2 replies
    Mad City Quanta Blog ^ | 06/03/2012 | John Liesveld
    Meet Sheldon, a feel good, pure-blood Wisconsinite who just wants to ignore the recall.
  • Even Maureen Dowd Dumps on Our Historic Leader!

    06/03/2012 8:57:05 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 12 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 6-3-2012 | MOTUS
    Today’s four words: Et tu, Mo Do? Not again! The president who started off with such dazzle now seems incapable of stimulating either the economy or the voters. His campaign is offering Obama 2012 car magnets for a donation of $10; cat collars reading “I Meow for Michelle” for $12; an Obama grill spatula for $40, and discounted hoodies and T-shirts. How the mighty have fallen. Hey MoDo! They’re all high quality products! ...Cook told Maraniss that she thought Obama’s desire to “play out a superhero life” was “a very strong archetype in his personality.” Well, that certainly does explain...
  • Happy Obama with All His Happy Friends

    06/03/2012 6:10:28 AM PDT · by vrwc54 · 25 replies
    You Tube ^ | 6/2/12 | RobtKraft/Granny Jan
    Obama and friends frolicing to Tiny Tim.
  • Reaganite's Sunday Funnies

    06/03/2012 5:00:15 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 1 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | June 3, 2012 | Reaganite Republican
    Best of political humor from around the USA this week... Baloo More at Reaganite Republican...
  • Obama's "thingamajig" Co-Opted as Newest twitter Hashtag of Ridicule

    06/02/2012 8:19:07 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 12 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 6-2-2012 | MOTUS
    Today’s Four Words: thing, a, ma, jig Hell Day, indeed: unemployment, up; jobs, down; stock market, down, down, down. And May auto sales were disappointing (and don’t even get me started on the $1 billion green car fiasco). The only thing on the upswing was Big Guy’s fundraising. And thank goodness, we conveniently had an economic speech scheduled in Minnesota yesterday so the fundraisers were right on the way. Plus the Honeywell speech gave BO the opportunity to take to the teleprompter to explain exactly who’s responsible for this ongoing mess that Bush got us into: Europe, clouds, and, of...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 06-02-12 ("Bill Clinton has been a real morale buster today...")

    06/02/2012 5:32:10 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 51 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 2, 2012 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix
    Well, Blue Fairy Bill Clinton finally did show up yesterday to make a quick pit stop in Wisconsin but whatever few words he said there were completely overshadowed by the high PRAISE he gave to Mitt Romney for having had a STERLING business career. Way to completely UNDERMINE the Obama campaign message about Romney being a "vulture" capitalist. Of course, the DUmmies are up in arms about Blue Fairy Bill's endorsement of Romney's qualifications as you can see in this THREAD, "Bill Clinton has been a real morale buster today..." So let us now watch the DUmmies get bummed...
  • Video: More Stuff Cronies Say

    06/01/2012 6:03:20 PM PDT · by wewillnotcomply
    New jobs report is terrible, but the cronies are doing just fine! Here's a new video showing you:
  • What Would Putin Do?

    06/01/2012 4:50:11 PM PDT · by The Looking Spoon · 3 replies
    The Looking Spoon ^ | 6-1-12 | The Looking Spoon
    A follow up to "Is There Really Any Doubt About How Our Enemies Would Vote?"...
  • Michael Bloomberg Clings Bitterly To Your Diet

    06/01/2012 10:26:43 AM PDT · by The Looking Spoon · 5 replies
    The Looking Spoon ^ | 6-1-12 | The Looking Spoon
    A follow up to this post...
  • 41 & 43 In The House: Showing the Occupiers How It SHOULD Be Done!

    06/01/2012 9:09:41 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 7 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 6-1-2012 | MOTUS
    As it turned out, lunch yesterday wasn’t all that exciting: beef, as a nod to the Cowboy’s home state, and organic weeds from the Big White Garden of Good and Evil, just because we serve them with everything. Butt thanks to 41 and Barbara I, Jenna and Barbara II and 43 and the lovely Laura, …the lunch conversation was light and polite. Lady M must be on a diet again because she didn’t eat much, and mostly just ground her teeth. Big Guy ate a few bites and flashed those million dollar choppers of his to remind everybody how charming...
  • Bush White House Visit Makes Unemployment Get Worse

    06/01/2012 7:45:57 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 8 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | June 1, 2012 | Reaganite Republican
    Unemployment headed back in the wrong direction in May to 8.2%, with only a pathetic 69,000 jobs created. With all the folks that gave up looking for work in the last couple years -as many as 88 million people- some think actual unemployment numbers are in the low-to-mid teens (!) If you care to venture into such forlorn labor markets as -say- Detroit, those seeking the truth need to think in terms of fifty percent unemployed... and a median home value now standing at a mere $6000.But this latest bad news for the Obammunist regime comes on the heels of downgrades...
  • The Chant at Walkers Victory Party Tuesday, June 5th,2012

    05/31/2012 11:23:08 PM PDT · by factmart · 6 replies
    This will be Yelled At Walkers Victory Party Tuesday, June 5th,2012! Hey Hey He HO, Wisconsin Won't Let WALKER GO, Hey Hey He HO, Wisconsin Won't Let WALKER GO, Hey Hey He HO, Wisconsin Won't Let WALKER GO, _______________________________________________________ Can you think of any other?
  • It's Funny How The Definition Of A Job Title Changes Through Time

    05/31/2012 3:47:27 PM PDT · by The Looking Spoon · 1 replies
    The Looking Spoon ^ | 5-31-12 | The Looking Spoon
    I guess NYC mayor Michael Bloomberg doesn't get any sleep at night because he's too busy trying to figure out how he can run your life. And soda is next on the list...
  • Obama Gives Dylan Presidential Freedom Award But Doesn't Understand "My Back Pages"

    05/31/2012 12:49:03 PM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 14 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-31-2012 | MOTUS
    I know there’s lots of other news out there about the Won’s. On our way to find out how far above average Wee Won II is Butt I didn’t want to give short shrift to this year’s Presidential Medal of Freedom Awards. And that brings me to Bob Dylan, né Robert Zimmerman. That’s right, another white Hispanic. …why are you wasting our time on an irrelevant old leftie protest singer? I mean, he was soooo cool! Heck, he practically invented the “change” part of HOPE and CHANGE. Butt fewer people, including Big Guy, ever went beyond the persona of the...
  • (pic) There Was Once A Time When Obama Was Young And Dumb...

    05/31/2012 10:40:16 AM PDT · by The Looking Spoon · 6 replies
    The Looking Spoon ^ | 5-31-12 | The Looking Spoon
    Now he's just dumb...This is the perfect candidate for Attack Watch 2.0.
  • CARTOON: Onopoly

    05/31/2012 7:48:38 AM PDT · by daletoons · 4 replies
    Out of Order Blog ^ | 5-31-12 | Dale
    It turns out Barry is a leader after all. When it comes to rallying the hopelessly gullible to the politics of national destruction, he's second to none. His multi-pronged attack on America's founding principles shows us one thing, if he is re-elected, we're all forked.
  • Willy Wonka on Wisconsin

    05/30/2012 9:52:07 PM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 3 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | May 31, 2012 | Reaganite Republican
    h/t Terry Hall
  • DUmmie FUnnies 05-30-12 (Begging Blue Fairy Bill For Wisconsin Salvation)

    05/30/2012 6:28:22 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 30 replies
    Help us, Blue Fairy! Please help us! Only you can help us in the Wisconsin recall election, Blue Fairy! Please come to Wisconsin! Please come and save us, Blue Fairy!Such is the attitude of the DUmmies acting like that kid robot in the movie AI begging for help from the Blue Fairy. Only in this case, their Blue Fairy is one Bill Clinton and the DUmmies are perplexed why he doesn't show up in Wisconsin and save the day for them. If you thought David in AI was pathetic begging for help from the Blue Fairy thousands of feet...
  • A Real Polish Death Camp

    05/30/2012 1:07:04 PM PDT · by The Looking Spoon · 2 replies
    The Looking Spoon ^ | 5-30-12 | The Looking Spoon
    Get the story behind this here (just in case).
  • Spell Checking Obama... (pic)

    05/30/2012 11:09:02 AM PDT · by The Looking Spoon · 2 replies
    The Looking Spoon ^ | 5-30-12 | The Looking Spoon
  • Obama and marijuana: 'POT-US' dope-smoking daze revealed

    05/30/2012 8:57:53 AM PDT · by Stalwart · 17 replies
    YouTube ^ | May 29, 2012 | NMAWorldEdition
    The Taiwanese animators' satirical view of Obama's Choom Gang.
  • #PolishJokesforObama ... now trending on Twitter

    05/30/2012 8:33:46 AM PDT · by Nachum · 19 replies
    Twitter ^ | 5/30/12 | Twitter
    Well, Obama put his foot in it again by insulting the Poles. Naturally, the thread of "Polish Jokes for Obama" begins on Twitter. Obama makes it too easy... #PolishJokesforObama Why does Obama love old-fashioned beer cans? Because they come with combination nose pickers and Columbia class rings. #PolishJokesforObama What happened to the Obama space program? The astronauts keep falling off the kite President Obama is busier than a set of jumper cables at a Polish death camp. #PolishJokesForObama #PolishJokesforObama What's an Obama 7 course meal? Arugula and a 6-pack of Cristal. Why did Obama sell his water skis? He couldn't...
  • MOOchelle on TV: Return of the BOOB BELT!

    05/30/2012 7:49:56 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 20 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-30-2012 | MOTUS
    Today’s four words: Constant Gardener; Constant Wife. Yesterday was jammed with news and events, so let me get right to it. With the coincidental publishing of her Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil book, Lady M was able to take to the airwaves to promote the President book. Just in time for the campaign…it’s ba-aack! Bigger and badder than ever: the Boob Belt!
  • Bizarre Product of the Decade

    05/29/2012 6:50:39 PM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 17 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | May 29, 2012 | Reaganite Republican
    Ryhmes with 'weirdo'- get it? beardo
  • Democratic Party Entrance Exam

    05/29/2012 4:35:12 PM PDT · by The Looking Spoon
    The Looking Spoon ^ | 5-29-12 | The Looking Spoon
  • Our Vietnam Heroes Deserve Better Than A Ginned Up Election Year Anniversary

    05/29/2012 9:10:16 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 4 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-29-2012 | MOTUS
    Do NOT get me wrong: it’s way past time for a proper commemoration of the service and sacrifice of our Vietnam war dead and the returning Vets. So I’m sure that’s why George W. Bush signed the National Defense Authorization Act of 2008 that designated this election year as the official 50th anniversary of the Vietnam War... Butt I’m having a little trouble reconciling my internal history data module with my calculator function to come up with 2012 marking the 50th anniversary of the Vietnam War. Mind you, I’m not saying that the Vietnam “50th anniversary” commemoration was ginned up...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 05-29-12 (Debbie Does Dullness: Wasserman Weasels on Wisconsin)

    05/29/2012 6:30:28 AM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 42 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 29, 2012 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    DNC Spinmeistress Debtie Wassername Shills DNC SpokesDuNCe Debbie Wasserman Schultz has been using weasel words to speak about the upcoming Wisconsin recall election. Wasserman Schultz (apparently her hyphen is broken) is in a Dem dilemma. On the one hand, Debbie's got to put on a happy face about their chances in Wisconsin and the glorious nationwide victory that that will portend for November. On the other hand, privately, Debbie knows the Democrats are losing Wisconsin and are in big trouble for November. So now when she has to speak about the significance of the Wisconsin recall election, Wasserman is trying...
  • In the Sixteenth Year of Obama

    05/29/2012 4:37:50 AM PDT · by expat1000 · 13 replies
    Sultan Knish ^ | Monday, May 28, 2012 | Daniel Greenfield
    In the sixteenth year of Obama, Marc and Julie obtained a carbon pass and set off on a light rail journey in a comfortable semi-transparent carriage traveling at a top speed of 30 kilometers per hour whose motive power came entirely from sunshine. As it was a cloudy day, the train moved slowly, often stopping for hours at a time, before sluggishly stirring into motion again, but the young couple did not mind. Obtaining a carbon pass was difficult enough that the very experience of traveling was new to them, as it was to most citizens of the USNAE or...
  • Restless Chris Matthews Leg Syndrome

    05/28/2012 3:51:24 PM PDT · by Ge0ffrey · 8 replies
    (Washington, DC) Medical authorities have failed to explain why MSNBC’s Chris Matthews’s leg hasn’t stopped tingling since the evening hours of February 13 during an acceptance speech given by Democratic candidate Barack Obama. Matthews first reported his condition in an on-air exchange with Keith Olberman about an hour after Obama swept the so-called Potomac primaries in Virginia, Maryland and DC. According to MSNBC transcripts: “I have to tell you, you know, it’s part of reporting this case, this election, the feeling most people get when they hear Barack Obama’s speech. My, I felt this thrill going up my leg. I...
  • Shocking New TSA Statistics

    05/28/2012 4:47:47 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 19 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | May 28, 2012 | Reaganite Republican
    Results of latest TSA airport screening techniques from the Department Of Homeland Security: Terrorists Discovered:  0 Transvestites:  1305 Hernias Diagnosed:  785    Hemorrhoid Cases:  10,172    Enlarged Prostates:  8,249    Breast Implants:   59,350  Natural Blondes:   3  It was also found that almost every single one of the 535  US congressional legislators were lacking a full set... no, not luggage- the kind of 'set' that  Palin and Bachmann have, yet McConnell,  Cantor, and Boehner (ironically) do not. Way-to-go BIG SIS! Moonbattery   h/t Speedunque
  • MOOchelle Spends Hundreds of Thousands of YOUR Dollars to Go To a Beyonce Concert

    05/27/2012 7:36:52 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 17 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-27-2012 | MOTUS
    Well I thought I could take today off butt then Lady M goes and takes the Wee Wons to a Beyonce Concert at the “O”vation theatre in the brand new, swanky Atlantic City resort, Revel. I have to make this quick as Raj, Little Mo, Little Bo and I are on the road again on our way to cousin Earl’s. We should have been there yesterday, butt had to hole up for awhile. High tech mirrors on Harleys don’t travel all that well in the rain. Anyway, here’s all the info I got from my “source:” Lady M and the...
  • President Obama, the Twoosh Master, is the First President to Make an Historic Perfect Tweet

    05/27/2012 6:56:50 AM PDT · by vrwc54 · 16 replies
    You Tube ^ | 5/26/12 | RobtKraft/Granny Jan
    The Gum Chewin' Twoosh Master
  • Reaganite's Sunday Funnies

    05/27/2012 4:22:54 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 1 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | May 27, 2012 | Reaganite Republican
    Best political humor from around the USA this week... The Looking Spoon More at Reaganite Republican...
  • What to Do When Obama's Campaign Fails: Take Monday Off

    05/26/2012 11:22:22 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 2 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-26-2012 | MOTUS
    Okay, here’s a rundown on what we have on Romney so far: He abuses dogs by putting them in a car roof kennel... ...The Big Brains in campaign central intended to run full-bore on the haircut and Evil Equity Capitalist meme, butt it looks like some of them are starting to worry about it boomeranging the same the way the dog house story did.
  • Where Democrats Go To Do Their Best Thinking...

    05/25/2012 4:35:27 PM PDT · by The Looking Spoon · 1 replies
    The Looking Spoon ^ | 5-25-12 | The Looking Spoon
  • DUmmie FUnnies 05-25-12 (They HATE Obama, a smart, good-looking, successful, articulate Black Man!)

    05/25/2012 2:55:09 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 38 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 25, 2012 | DUmmie Logical (sic), DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    "Yeah, I'm lookin' at YOU!" If you oppose President Obamas' re-election, you must be a racist! There can be no other explanation! "Huh?" you say. "I don't oppose him because of his race; I oppose him because of his ideology and his incompetence." Nope! Don't believe it! You hate our President because you can't stand having a Black Man in the White House! When in doubt, play the Race Card. That is the Democrat fall-back option. Witness this THREAD from DUmmie Logical (sic), "Face it, Most of them HATE Obama being a smart, good looking, successful and articulate Black Man!"...
  • Obama's Chicago Style Accounting

    05/25/2012 7:24:01 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 1 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-26-2012 | MOTUS
    ...OK, now I get it – we’re playing by government rules. It’s like Chicago rules only better. Here’s all you need to know: if generally accepted accounting principles (GAAP) were good enough for government work, we wouldn’t have had to invent generally accepted government accounting principles (GAGAP). But you already knew that your government operates by it’s own rules, didn’t you? Anyway, in case you were wondering why you’re just now hearing that the national deficit is actually 6 times higher than previously reported, it’s because of the golden rule. Using these special government rules, we don’t have to count...
  • Cats playing patty-cake

    05/24/2012 8:23:54 PM PDT · by boatbums · 12 replies
    you-tube | 5/24/2012 | you-tube
    Hilarious youtube video. Turn on the sound! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3iFhLdWjqc&feature=player_embedded
  • Only A Few More Months Until Barney Frank Can Really Cut Loose...

    05/24/2012 4:53:47 PM PDT · by The Looking Spoon · 2 replies
    The Looking Spoon ^ | 5-24-12 | The Looking Spoon
  • How about this way to run government?

    05/24/2012 11:56:57 AM PDT · by Mark Landsbaum
    What would happen if government operated the way successful businesses do? An entrepreneurial business realizes that disappointing customers will disappoint the bottom line as well. Create enough disappointed customers and the business fails. That’s why smart businesses don’t build disappointment into what they promise customers. They under-promise and over-deliver...
  • Obama Is Literally Exhausting...

    05/24/2012 10:50:11 AM PDT · by The Looking Spoon · 4 replies
    The Looking Spoon ^ | 5-24-12 | The Looking Spoon
  • Obama's Fuzzy Logic Puts Us in the Rabit Hole!

    05/24/2012 10:29:37 AM PDT · by NOBO2012
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-24-2012 | MOTUS
    Four Words: Fuzzy Logic all around The Wons’ grueling campaign schedule continued… Three fund raising events for Big Guy, plus the Air Force Academy commencement speech, yesterday. And one for Lady M in Cleveland where she greeted the little people who worked diligently last time around to make sure that everyone had a chance to vote, at least once. And then they ran this iconic photo of the adorable little boy, rubbing Big Guy’s head to see if it felt like his own nappy (can I say that?) hair, or, maybe, just for “good luck”: Fuzzy Like Me
  • Obama's Fuzzy Logic Puts Us in the Rabit Hole!

    05/24/2012 10:29:45 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 1 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-24-2012 | MOTUS
    Four Words: Fuzzy Logic all around The Wons’ grueling campaign schedule continued… Three fund raising events for Big Guy, plus the Air Force Academy commencement speech, yesterday. And one for Lady M in Cleveland where she greeted the little people who worked diligently last time around to make sure that everyone had a chance to vote, at least once. And then they ran this iconic photo of the adorable little boy, rubbing Big Guy’s head to see if it felt like his own nappy (can I say that?) hair, or, maybe, just for “good luck”: Fuzzy Like Me
  • CARTOON: Sling Blather

    05/24/2012 8:33:34 AM PDT · by daletoons · 1 replies
    Out of Order Blog ^ | 5-24-12 | Dale
    Because of recent outbursts by the Vice President, Joe Biden has been assigned to campaign stops that are somewhat less than plum. Oddly, a familiar face in the crowd at one of these stops may hold the key to Romney's VP pick. If Romney were to select Karl Childers as his running mate, the VP debate would be a fair fight for the ages.
  • Who should be on Mount Blushmore?

    05/23/2012 1:10:04 PM PDT · by Peter ODonnell · 44 replies
    original to FR | May 23, 2012 | Peter O'Donnell
    WHO SHOULD BE ON MOUNT BLUSHMORE? America should have a second Mount Rushmore, for the four worst presidents. Where? Well, not in South Dakota, maybe in the Adirondacks so that eastern liberals can easily get there. Or the Sierra Nevada, same reasoning, other coast. Now, who should appear on Mount Blushmore? My futile four would be Obama, Carter, Hoover and Fillmore. How about your picks? By the way, any chance of expanding Mount Rushmore to include Ronald Reagan?
  • What Obama Should Get For Being A Bad President

    05/23/2012 10:32:52 AM PDT · by The Looking Spoon · 2 replies
    The Looking Spoon ^ | 5-23-12 | The Looking Spoon
    Hopefully this is a metaphor for what will happen in November...
  • First Evidence That Biden Is OUT & Hillary Is IN!

    05/23/2012 7:19:44 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 38 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-23-2102 | MOTUS
    "...Meeting the President of the United States is an incredible thing. Meeting two presidents at the same time? Now, that's almost ridiculously cool. If you pitch in $3 or whatever you can today, you'll be automatically entered to join President Obama and former President Clinton in New York City on June 4th -- airfare and hotel taken care of. These two presidents know better than anyone in the world that grassroots supporters are how you win elections. That's why President Obama always wants to be able to meet you at events like this, and why President Clinton jumped at the...