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  • Michelle Obama's Very Low Maintenance Halloween Costume

    10/30/2012 4:19:06 PM PDT · by The Looking Spoon · 11 replies
    The Looking Spoon ^ | 10-30-12 | The Looking Spoon
    This random idea popped up in my head, so I went with it. :-)
  • Virginia AG Declines to Prosecute Moran

    10/30/2012 3:20:17 PM PDT · by John Semmens · 21 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 27 Oct 2012 | John Semmens
    Patrick Moran, the son of Representative Jim Moran (D-Va), was caught on tape advising an undercover reporter on ways to fake IDs so invalid votes could be cast. Nevertheless, Virginia State Attorney General Ken Cuccinelli (R) declined to press charges. “Look, this type of thing is pretty standard for how Democrats try to manipulate elections in this state,” Cuccinelli observed. “If I filed a case every time they try to commit vote fraud I wouldn’t have the resources to pursue more serious crimes.” Cuccinelli also argued that “trying to take this kind of offense through the courts may not be...
  • Secretary Rebuffs Welfare Critique

    10/30/2012 10:41:57 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 8 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 27 Oct 2012 | John Semmens
    Revelations that the federal government spends over $60,000 per year per poverty household were labeled “misleading” by Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius. “Just looking at this one number makes it appear like these poor families are receiving middle class incomes from the federal government,” Sebelius complained. “A more accurate figure would show that these families are receiving only about a third of that amount. The other $40,000 goes to cover the cost of administering the programs.” While an “overhead” administrative cost of double the amount of benefits to the poor might seem a bit steep, Sebelius justified it...
  • Obama Denid Support and Left Men to Die in Benghazi: Only FOX Will Report

    10/30/2012 5:46:42 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 13 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 10-29-2012 | MOTUS
    The Selective News Networks(SNN)have been reporting 24-7 on Sandy:the Storm Of The Century,So Far(SOTCSF). That pretty much eliminates their opportunity to report on either the worst economy of the century(so far or the worst Cover-up of the century(so far).In case you’re keeping track, there are still several outlets that still haven’t touched the Benghazigate coverup,lies and denial of assistance(that had to come from somewhere,butt nobody has taken responsibility for it as of yet-nor will they prior to the reelection)(snip) (snip)Lady M’s “Wrap it Up” tour takes her to Iowa today with the sleepover in Chicago before bringing Air Force Won...
  • Hurricane Sandy's Impact On The Election... (pic)

    10/29/2012 4:32:39 PM PDT · by The Looking Spoon · 12 replies
    The Looking Spoon ^ | 10-29-12 | The Looking Spoon
  • Some are more stupid than Joe Biden (Vanity)

    10/29/2012 2:14:25 PM PDT · by ConservativeInPA · 8 replies
    Vanity | October 29, 2012 | ConservativeInPa
    I was just on the horn with my father who is retired and now lives in FL. He says there is no doubt that Romney will win in FL. This is good news, as he has been very reluctant until a month ago to think so. Now the funny part ... In our conversation, we got talking about Joe Biden. He told me a story I never heard before (you know how old timers love to tell the same story over and over again). My father used to work for a Ford dealer, just over the border in PA from...
  • Biden's "Ear Booger"

    10/29/2012 10:51:24 AM PDT · by The Looking Spoon
    The Looking Spoon ^ | 10-29-12 | The Looking Spoon
    A follow up post inspired by my previous post regarding that totally heartless question he posed to the father of Tyrone Woods, one of the Navy Seals killed in Benghazi.
  • Love Song to Obama: Don't Know Much About (Funny song starts at 2:15)

    10/28/2012 10:17:55 PM PDT · by DrKay · 4 replies
    YouTube ^ | October 25, 2012 | Latma TV
    Very funny parody of the song starts at 2:15 to the tune of "Wonderful World" by Sam Cooke.
  • Postpone Election, Mayor Demands

    10/28/2012 4:08:03 PM PDT · by GeronL · 8 replies
    Associated Posers ^ | 10-28-2012 | geronl
    (Associated Posers) – Richport, Maine – Although far outside of any danger zone from hurricane Sandy the incumbent mayor of Richport, Rodney Johnstone, is calling for elections to be post-poned for several weeks. “We will be getting heavy rains, possibly hail, for days. Roads will be flooded, trees will be down. People will not be able to reach polling locations”. The mayor is polling several points behind challenger Henry Morgan who is already confident of a victory. He says the mayor's call for delaying the election is “a ridiculous attempt to buy time”. Sandy, which is barely a hurricane won't...
  • President Obama's Negotiations Avoided Storm Damage.

    10/28/2012 2:05:20 PM PDT · by DanMiller · 7 replies
    Dan Miller's Blog ^ | October 28, 2012 | Dan Miller
    The World's smartest and firmest negotiator, President Obama has already secured agreements to spare critical metropolitan areas from significant damage due to Hurricane Sandy.President Obama, having previously demonstrated his superb negotiating skills in causing The Seas to halt their rise as soon as he took office, once again negotiated with them and was anxious to give them whatever they may might demand in exchange for assistance in his reelection campaign. There had been some concern that Hurricane Sandy might adversely impact President Obama's prospects for reelection. Indeed, David Axelrod, a top advisor to President Obama’s reelection campaign, said Sunday that...
  • Obama’s Trouble with Math a Plus, Axelrod Says

    10/28/2012 10:54:49 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 15 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 27 Oct 2012 | John Semmens
    President Obama’s admission to talk show host Jay Leno that “my math expertise tops out at the 7th grade level” isn’t a handicap as Obama campaign adviser David Axelrod sees it. “Some are going to jump to the conclusion that a person like Mitt Romney with his financial experience in multimillion dollar business investments would be a better person to manage the government in a time of fiscal crisis,” Axelrod said. “But we don’t agree.” “We think the vast majority of voters will identify with the president’s aversion to math,” Axelrod pointed out. “Most people find math to be hard...
  • Lavish Entertainment at White House Called “Unavoidable”

    10/28/2012 9:43:04 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 14 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 27 Oct 2012 | John Semmens
    Reports that the cost of entertainment at the White House have soared during President Obama’s term were called “unavoidable” by First Lady Michelle Obama. “Barack is no ordinary president,” Michelle contended. “He is a Nobel Prize winner. He is tremendously popular all over the world. Polls show that if everyone in the world could vote for the President of the United States he’d win with over 70% of the votes. So, naturally, it’s going to cost more.” The “rock star” status enjoyed by President Obama “boosts both the frequency and expense necessary to entertain visitors at the White House,” Michelle...
  • Obama Skipped the Benghazi Monitoring and Briefing, But Monitors Frankenstorm Closely!!!

    10/28/2012 8:21:35 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 15 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 10-28-2012 | MOTUS
    (snip)“President Obama will attend rallies in Florida and Ohio on Monday, but then return to the White House to monitor Hurricane Sandy(snip)” Monitoring the Frankenstorm Monitoring our Embassy in Benghazi Drones reassigned to monitor the hurricane (snip)"FEMA has already deployed teams and has pre-staged resources(snip)and remains in close contact with emergency responders(snip)to ensure there are no unmet needs. You know, we could maybe learn a thing or two from FEMA. Like pre-staging resources ahead of the storm – what a great idea! That way, you have them where you need them in the likely case that chaos breaks out.(snip)What a...
  • Reaganite's Sunday Funnies

    10/28/2012 5:50:45 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 2 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | October 28, 2012 | Reaganite Republican
    Best of political humor from around the USA this week... _____________________________________________________ More at Reaganite Republican The Looking Spoon
  • The Future Children - Part II (Parody)

    10/28/2012 2:56:48 AM PDT · by zencycler · 5 replies
    Video at link - enjoy!
  • Two Democrats on an Elevator

    10/27/2012 4:17:19 PM PDT · by DanMiller · 10 replies
    Dan Miller's Blog ^ | October 27, 2012 | Dan Miller
    This is too good not to post. Hat tip to Israel Matzav.[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWttKddn_Hw?feature=player_detailpage] Video link hereCall 911! Call President Obama! Quick! We may get stuck here all day! Hmmm. I wonder if either of them even considered the possibility of walking up the steps of the elevator? Neither appears to be disabled differently enabled. Nah, that's too much trouble and besides they do need help; just not the kind of help they seem to think they need.
  • Skimpy Benghazi Security a “Strategic Decision”

    10/27/2012 3:53:46 PM PDT · by John Semmens · 15 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 27 Oct 2012 | John Semmens
    Emerging evidence that both Ambassador Stephens and Secretary of State Clinton had requested increased security in Benghazi prior to the September 11 attack pushes blame upstream to the White House. Presidential Press Secretary Jay Carney made an effort to expound upon the Administration’s thinking. “The determination not to beef up security for our embassy and consulate in Libya was a strategic decision,” Carney asserted. “I know that in hindsight it looks bad, but there were cogent reasons for the decision.” “The president felt that a heavy contingent of armed guards would send the wrong message to our Muslim friends in...
  • President’s Ad Puts the Moves on First-Time Voters

    10/27/2012 12:45:00 PM PDT · by John Semmens · 2 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 27 Oct 2012 | John Semmens
    A new ad from the Obama campaign aimed at first-time voters lurched into the realm of bad taste by comparing voting to losing one’s virginity. “You want your first time to be something you can always remember,” said Lena Dunham, creator and star of the HBO series Girls. “Voting for Romney would be like doing it with that Boy Scout your parents are always complimenting and hoping you will go out with. Voting for Obama would be like doing it with the boy they’re trying to keep you from seeing. Is there any question about who you really want to...
  • Obama's Gangnam-Style Campaign: Big Bird, Binders & Biden

    10/27/2012 12:25:33 PM PDT · by wayne_shrugged · 8 replies
    Justine Washington, the Blogger ^ | 10/26/2012 | Justin Washington
    With less than two weeks left in the blurr of presidential debates and campaign ads and slogans, we are left holding our collective heads like the famous picture, "The Scream." Obama has certainly taken his bid for reelection in directions hitherto unseen in presidential campaigns in what can only be deemed in the current vernacular -- Gangnam-Style: a pulsing, hypnotic beat interspersed with unintelligible words and phrases and flashing psychotropic images. In the first debate, villianous "Snidley Whiplash" Romney to the Left (Dudley Do-right to the rest) mentioned that he would cut public funding to Corporation for Public Broadcasting, home...
  • Vice-President Warns “GOP Will Cut Taxes by $500 Trillion”

    10/27/2012 10:24:35 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 14 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 27 Oct 2012 | John Semmens
    Seeking to shore up his Party’s base, Vice-President Joe Biden warned that “the GOP will cut taxes by $500 trillion if we let them win this election.” “All the investments this Administration has made to try to ensure a more equitable distribution of the nation’s wealth are at risk,” Biden said. “Do you think you can count on Republicans to continue to expand the ranks of those on disability or food stamps? Do you think they’ll be as supportive of green energy?” The Vice-President insisted that “your government needs this $500 trillion to help advance the fundamental transformation of American...
  • Admiral: “We didn’t have sufficient intelligence to commit more forces”

    10/27/2012 10:15:34 AM PDT · by pabianice · 22 replies
    Alternate History | 10/27/12
    WASHINGTON, DC – JUNE 10, 1942 – Following the disaster at Midway Island last week, Admiral Chester Nimitz, Commander in Chief, Pacific Ocean Areas, spoke today with reporters to answer questions about the U.S. defeat. “We thought the Japanese might be moving on Midway,” Nimitz said, “But our intelligence was incomplete and the president and top officers decided not to risk too many of our forces in investigating what might have been a dangerous situation about which we knew too little.” Nimitz explained that although some analysts urged the president to send three aircraft carriers and escort ships to scout...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 10-27-12 (Our Second Time with Lena Dunham)

    10/27/2012 10:11:21 AM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 60 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 27, 2012 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    In yesterday's DUFU, we introduced you to a young woman named Lena Dunham, an obscure actress who cut an ad for the Obama campaign called "Your First Time." In the video, Ms. Dunham glowingly compares voting for Barack with being deflowered by him. Unbelievable. And so this thing went viral faster than a herpes outbreak. People couldn't believe Team Obama would actually want voters to see this. But apparently they do. I thought for a while that, because of the widespread (no pun intended) negative reaction, they had pulled the video. But today, at least, the YouTube VIDEO is...
  • 3:00Am-"911 operator"-"Help, they're breaking in"-"Request denied. Insufficience intelligence"

    10/27/2012 8:18:32 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 16 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 10-27-2012 | MOTUS
    We’ve already asked“What didn’t he know, and when didn’t he know it.”Now it looks like“some people”are going to ask“what did he-or didn’t he–order,and why?” Butt let me be clear:we won’t be asking him any of those questions until after the reelection.(snip) “Who is this punk-a**  KUSA reporter and who does he think he’s talking too?” (snip)And let’s not let this wild goose chase for the truth allow us to lose sight of Job One: WTF(Winning the Future). Because that“vision”thing of his–to fundamentally transform America - hasn’t been fully implemented yet. (snip)Butt don’t worry, we’ve got plausible deniability and a great...
  • Hitler Describes His First Time

    10/26/2012 5:09:38 PM PDT · by EveningStar · 11 replies
    YouTube ^ | October 26, 2012 | A Baraxas
    Published on Oct 26, 2012 by A Baraxas
  • Obama Uses Halloween To Pander To His Base? (pic)

    10/26/2012 4:55:29 PM PDT · by The Looking Spoon · 6 replies
    The Looking Spoon ^ | 10-26-12 | The Looking Spoon
  • Something Got Obama's Attention When He Was With Jay Leno... (pic)

    10/26/2012 12:36:52 PM PDT · by The Looking Spoon · 13 replies
    The Looking Spoon ^ | 10-26-12 | The Looking Spoon
    I think I know what it was...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 10-26-12 ("Your First Time": DUmmies dig on Dunham)

    10/26/2012 9:36:33 AM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 96 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 26, 2012 | Lena Dunham, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    Imagine if Rachel Maddow, Janeane Garofalo, and Sandra Fluke got together and somehow were able to produce a child. Sandy was off her pills one month, Rachel was feeling randy, and Janeane was in there somewhere, too. So assuming this dérange à trois could produce offspring, what would it look like? Answer: Lena Dunham. Who is Lena Dunham, you ask? Well, I had to ask, too, when I came across that name last night. When I first saw it, I thought it said "Leon Durham," the old first baseman for my Chicago Cubs. Leon Durham--the guy who let that...
  • Obama Admits He Can't Handle 8th Grade Math!

    10/26/2012 9:23:04 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 10 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 10-26-2012 | MOTUS
    NEWS BREAKING AS WE GO TO PRESS: CIA OPERATORS DENIED REQUEST FOR HELP DURING BENGHAZI ATTACK, SOURCES SAY.DEVELOPING…and now back to the original post:This doesn’t add up does it?“I was told there would be no math.” “During his appearance on Jay Leno last night, President Obama admitted that he struggles with math above a 7th grade level.Leno read the president a question from a viewer asking him what subject was the most difficult to help his daughters with, while doing homework.Well, the math stuff I was fine with up until about seventh grade,” Obama said. “But Malia is now a...
  • What You Get When Barry and Moo-chelle Argue Over What to Have for Dinner...

    10/26/2012 8:24:10 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 4 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | October 26, 2012 | Reaganite Republican
    A compromise! h/t Reason to Laugh
  • GM Blames "Bias" for Lagging Sales, Revenue

    10/26/2012 7:43:58 AM PDT · by GeronL · 23 replies
    Associated Posers ^ | 10-26-2012 | geronl
    (Associated Posers) – DETROIT – Some high-level executives are feeling down about some of the after-effects of the so-called “bailout”. They said they miscalculated public reaction in accepting the terms dictated from Washington. “Apparently there is a bias in this country, very widespread, that people believe a business should earn its revenue by selling products or services” said one executive who requested anonymity “We were under the impression that once the people understood they were all part-owners of the company that they would take pride in it”. Instead of rightly appreciating the government taking their money and buying up 25%...
  • The Shaming of the True, or, The Obama Campaign Meets Blazing Saddles

    10/26/2012 4:40:15 AM PDT · by grey_whiskers · 7 replies
    grey_whiskers | Oct 26, 2012 | grey_whiskers
    Yesterday, in an apparent fit of desperation (or possibly even self-immolation in the manner of a Buddhist monk), the Obama campaign released a YouTube video of Lena Dunham -- the star of a reality TV show about young skanks -- comparing voting for the first time to losing one's virginity. This video was roundly excoriated by everyone from Mark Levin to Michelle Malkin, and positively eviscerated on Twitter. Most of the comments centered on "the war on women" and the disintegration of our culture, but my favorite was "Guess what happens when Obama finds out my first time was with...
  • Leno's Heart-to-Heart With Obama

    10/25/2012 5:03:46 PM PDT · by The Looking Spoon · 13 replies
    The Looking Spoon ^ | 10-25-12 | The Looking Spoon
  • "Joe Biden" — A BLR Soundbite

    10/25/2012 5:03:13 PM PDT · by Nachum · 2 replies
    Youtube ^ | 4/16/2012 | BadLipReading
    Humor. Really. This is NOT the real Joe.
  • Racist Sarah Palin attacks Best President Ever Obama's "Shuck and Jive."

    10/25/2012 2:59:35 PM PDT · by DanMiller · 19 replies
    Dan Miller's Blog ^ | October 25, 2012 | Dan Miller
    Is Governor Palin so racist that she does not even know her proper place? Horror of horrors! That mere woman will never come to her senses. Former vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin released a statement on her Facebook page accusing President Obama of engaging in "shuck and jive shtick" regarding last month's attack in Benghazi, Libya."Why the lies? Why the cover up? Why the dissembling about the cause of the murder of our ambassador on the anniversary of the worst terrorist attacks on American soil? We deserve answers to this. President Obama's shuck and jive shtick with these Benghazi lies...
  • Where Does Obama's Second Term Agenda Come From?

    10/25/2012 10:46:26 AM PDT · by The Looking Spoon · 2 replies
    The Looking Spoon ^ | 10-25-12 | The Looking Spoon
    He finally released one...very hastily...
  • Kerry joins Gore in blaming high altitude for Obama's bad debate in Denver

    10/25/2012 9:33:00 AM PDT · by smoothsailing · 24 replies
    The Hill blog ^ | 10-25-2012 | Pete Kasperowicz
    October 25, 2012 Kerry joins Gore in blaming high altitude for Obama's bad debate in Denver Pete Kasperowicz Sen. John Kerry (D-Mass.) joined Al Gore this week in blaming Denver's altitude for President Obama's poor performance in the first presidential debate. "I personally really do believe that the altitude may have had something to do with it," Kerry told the Sante Fe New Mexican. Gore previously blamed the high altitude for Obama's showing, a claim mocked widely by Republicans and comedians. Kerry also attributed Obama's "bad night" to indecision on his strategy for his first match-up with GOP nominee Mitt...
  • Obama's October Surprise: Lies, Lies, Lies and MOre Lies

    10/25/2012 7:56:41 AM PDT · by NOBO2012
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 10-25-2012 | MOTUS
    Ok,listen up.We’ve got a lot of critical stories to cover today:1)Big Guy’s newest Blueprint for Fundamentally Transforming America, 2)the “October Surprise” compliments of Gloria Allred and 3)why it’s been so quiet around here with respect to Benghazi-gate. Starting from the top:“BO’s Little Book of Revelation” aka the “The Second, Second Coming of the Messiah.”   “We refused to let Detroit go bankrupt.” First:if Big Guy was talking about GM and Chrysler,they, uh, DID go bankrupt. Only instead of going through a Chapter 11 bankruptcy under the terms of the bankruptcy laws(snip)they got to follow “BO’s Chicago Rules of Bankruptcy.”(snip) Now,it’s...
  • CARTOON: The Toilet Zone

    10/25/2012 3:31:57 AM PDT · by daletoons · 9 replies
    Out of Order Blog ^ | 10-25-12 | Dale
    Submitted for your approval.
  • Obama: I Thought Bayonet Was A Crossbow [Satire]

    10/24/2012 4:25:35 PM PDT · by WXRGina · 5 replies
    Big Hairy News ^ | October 23, 2012 | Scooter Van Neuter
    This morning President Obama sought to marginalize his failed attempt to belittle Mitt Romney's military knowledge during last night's debate. "Look, what I meant was correct, I just didn't know that a bayonet is a knife-thing, I thought it was like a medieval crossbow or something," the President told reporters. Concerning the President's ignorance over seemingly all things military, a Romney spokesman commented, "No wonder the servicemen and women hate him."
  • How Romney (and the rest of us) Should Handle Anything Gloria Allred Has To Say...

    10/24/2012 4:10:18 PM PDT · by The Looking Spoon · 9 replies
    The Looking Spoon ^ | 10-24-12 | The Looking Spoon
  • 5 Facts About Halloween You Might Not Know (pics)

    10/24/2012 10:57:59 AM PDT · by The Looking Spoon · 2 replies
    The Looking Spoon ^ | 10-24-12 | The Looking Spoon
  • Smoking Gun Benghazi Emails: Now Obama Wants to Talk About the ECONOMY!

    10/24/2012 7:37:47 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 11 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 10=24-2012 | MOTUS
    Uh oh! What fresh hell is this? An email trail?Wow! This is news: it looks like Benghazi was described as a terror attack just two hours after the attack began. Who knew!? Apparently everyone. (snip)Anyway,it’s becoming increasingly evident why Bubba has become one of Big Guy’s most trusted advisors as of late-he has a lot of experience in this area: (snip)However,now that Bubba’s life partner has been pressed into service as the fall gal in Benghazi-gate,can Big Guy continue to rely on getting the same kind of good advice from him? “Ah tried to warn you he was a snake...
  • Muslims Favor Obama

    10/24/2012 7:06:14 AM PDT · by GeronL · 10 replies
    Associated Posers ^ | 10-24-2012 | geronl
    (Associated Posers) - Many in the Middle East believe Barack Obama failed to deliver on promises of a new U.S. approach in the region but still prefer him to presidential rival Mitt Romney, who they see as too close to Israel and too keen to project U.S. military might. Compounding the challenge, the Middle East is a region where perceptions of fading U.S. influence have been hardened by Arab uprisings that have toppled dictators who were longtime U.S. allies, bringing Islamists in their place. "I am one of those who is very much disappointed with Obama," said Hassan Nafaa a...
  • Obama Did Not Go On An Apology Tour...

    10/23/2012 4:33:04 PM PDT · by The Looking Spoon · 8 replies
    The Looking Spoon ^ | 10-23-12 | The Looking Spoon

    10/23/2012 1:23:29 PM PDT · by Weedle · 1 replies
    You Tube ^ | 10-23-2012 | John T. Douglas
    It's Dirty Politics there ain't no doubt That's what this here elections all about It's an all out brawl It's a free for all It's a game of dirty tricks Those boys are playing Dirty Politics
  • DUmmie FUnnies 10-23-12 (All Out DUmmie Panic Attack to Commence this Weekend)

    10/23/2012 10:17:12 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 29 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 23, 2012 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix
    I think we can now pinpoint when the full scale no holds barred DUmmie panic attack begins. It will be this weekend. How do I know? Because right now the DUmmies were shaken up by the latest Rasmussen poll showing Romney up by 50 to 46 which also closely matches the Gallup poll results. So why this weekend? Because the nervous DUmmies are holding out the hope that somehow Obama with his Sling Blade Stare during last night's debate can turn it all around as you can see in this THREAD, "Rasmussen." When the poll results are released this...
  • America's Choice Between Flexibility Vs. Backbone

    10/23/2012 10:10:32 AM PDT · by The Looking Spoon · 1 replies
    The Looking Spoon ^ | 10-23-12 | The Looking Spoon
  • Romney Aims for Undecided By Being Presidential to Obama's Petulant Child & Wins!

    10/23/2012 10:07:04 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 4 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 10-23-2012 | MOTUS
    The over-nights are in, and it looks like the experts believe that, technically, Big Guy won the round on points butt is still losing the match. Boy! What’s a guy got to do to WIN around here? Everybody says BO won the foreign affairs portion of the foreign affairs debate because Mr. Romney didn’t challenge him on his weak-cheese handling of Libya. Still, they’re giving the whole meghillah to the rich white guy because he won the economic debate (again) and looked more presidential (again)? (snip)I know everybody was disappointed that Big Guy didn’t get a chance to smack the...
  • Egypt Seals Gaza Border Using Secret Weapon: Yoko Ono!

    10/23/2012 10:00:32 AM PDT · by Ge0ffrey · 13 replies
    RAFAH, Egypt — Electric batons could not stop hordes of Palestinians from illegally pouring through a hole in the border fence between Gaza and Egypt. Nor could water canons, and bulldozers. Palestinians have repeatedly crossed into Egypt for supplies since last Wednesday. As soon as Egyptian forces have sealed up one hole, Hamas forces have succeeded in blasting a new one somewhere else in the 18-foot fence that divides this backwater border town in two. Nothing Egyptian officials did seemed to work until they began blasting Yoko Ono music from the same speakers normally used to call Muslims to prayer....