http://www.freerepublic.com/tag/humor-chat/ en-us Sat, 14 Nov 2009 16:45:28 GMT Focus Forum 15 http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2386389/posts Had a friend email me this todayPsalm 109:8 readsMay his days be few; may another take his office. Cafepress http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2386389/posts#comment Sat, 14 Nov 2009 16:45:28 GMT http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2386375/posts If Madame Pelosi really wants to make it illegal to not carry health insurance, what would be wrong with swamping one of the DC police stations at the next major rally? Have about 20 thousand people show up at the PD, and all turn ourselves in. What do you think the complicit progressive media would make of that! http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2386375/posts#comment Sat, 14 Nov 2009 16:30:09 GMT http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2386349/posts Animated bullfrog singing the second verse and chorus of the hymn, Pass Me Not Oh Gentle Savior! Song sung by Revski-o7jimmy! o7jimmy Youtube Classic http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2386349/posts#comment Sat, 14 Nov 2009 15:53:54 GMT http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2386330/posts For those of you not following the news over in the Great White North I will fill you in a little bit. Last month the ‘distracted driving’ law came into effect, where-as you will not be able to chat away on a cell phone while driving without risk of incurring a fine of up to $500. It seems one Canadian politician wants to take it one step further! Jim Bradlley (Ontario’s transportation minister) made this statement Thursday after telling reporters he was proud of the new legislation he helped draft and as they walked away he mentioned his plans to... news http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2386330/posts#comment Sat, 14 Nov 2009 15:29:36 GMT http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2386146/posts This is cute. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pw7t4f-ZV3E&feature=player_embedded You Tube http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2386146/posts#comment Sat, 14 Nov 2009 04:48:42 GMT http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2386132/posts Triumph have designed the new bra to appeal to Japan's busy golfing women. The green corset-style garment can be removed and unrolled to create a 1.5m-long putting mat. When the user sinks a putt into one of the cups, a built-in speaker pumps out a congratulatory "Nice shot!". The Telegraph - UK http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2386132/posts#comment Sat, 14 Nov 2009 04:30:28 GMT http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2386095/posts Insult or compliment? There is Obama toilet paper in Japan... twitpic.com http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2386095/posts#comment Sat, 14 Nov 2009 03:08:44 GMT http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2386071/posts Calling him the oldest tagging suspect they have ever captured, Los Angeles County sheriff's deputies arrested a 74-year-old Los Angeles man for allegedly putting "slap tags" on the inside of Metropolitan Transportation Authority buses. For the last seven months, deputies assigned to the Special Problems unit of the Sheriff's Transit Bureau have been trying to determine the identity of an "older" vandal who had been placing orange and black "Who Is John Scott?" stickers on buses in Baldwin Hills and other areas concentrated on the Westside of Los Angeles. Deputies involved in a saturation patrol this morning at the downtown... la times http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2386071/posts#comment Sat, 14 Nov 2009 02:11:29 GMT http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2385994/posts I had to share The Smoking Gun http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2385994/posts#comment Sat, 14 Nov 2009 00:34:48 GMT http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2385871/posts The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. The economy is so bad, I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?" The economy is so bad that CEO's are now playing miniature golf. The economy is so bad if the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them. The economy is so bad Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM. The economy is so bad McDonald's is selling the... Vanity http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2385871/posts#comment Fri, 13 Nov 2009 21:59:06 GMT http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2385756/posts Some breakups are probably for the best. A woman was arrested this morning following a fight with her ex-boyfriend that began outside his apartment, stretched down Route 4 during a car chase and ended in the police department’s parking lot, Chief Glen Drolet said. “All I know is I heard yelling and screaming in our parking lot and someone banging on our back door,” Drolet said. Union Leader http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2385756/posts#comment Fri, 13 Nov 2009 18:53:38 GMT http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2385708/posts TAMPA, Fla. - Florida police say a man arrested for repeatedly calling 911 looking for sex claimed it was the only number he could dial after running out of cell phone minutes. Tampa police said 29-year-old Joshua Basso made sexual comments to the 911 dispatcher and asked if he could come to her house. Investigators say she hung up, but he called back four more times. pmsnbc http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2385708/posts#comment Fri, 13 Nov 2009 17:55:44 GMT http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2385563/posts Freberg: Just kidding, just kidding. But it's great to be with you tonight. We have a special-- Tweedly: Pardon me, Mr. Freberg, but my name is Tweedly.Freberg: Well, we all have our problems.Tweedly: I am the censor from the citizens radio committee. And, um... I feel-- Freberg: You uh... from the citizens radio committee, you say?Tweedly: That's exactly what I said, yes. I-- Freberg: And what is your purpose in being here?Tweedly: I must okay all the material used on your program here, and I think the best method is to just sit back here and interrupt when I feel... Song Lyrics.com http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2385563/posts#comment Fri, 13 Nov 2009 15:38:44 GMT http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2385525/posts A misconstrued text message announcing the passing of a beloved pet has sparked a flurry of diplomatic activity in Canada. Transport Minister John Baird sent a message reading: "Thatcher has died". Conservative Prime Minister Stephen Harper was soon informed that 84-year-old former British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher had passed away. But it was actually Mr Baird's beloved cat, named after his political heroine, who had died. news http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2385525/posts#comment Fri, 13 Nov 2009 14:42:06 GMT http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2385450/posts Obama's economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. Obama's economy is so bad McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer. It's so bad, I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?" Obama's economy is so bad parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names. Obama's economy is so bad a truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico. Obama's economy is so bad that CEO's are now playing miniature golf. Obama's economy is so bad Dick Cheney took... http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2385450/posts#comment Fri, 13 Nov 2009 13:11:58 GMT http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2385343/posts A wife posed as a schoolgirl online to catch her husband using an internet chatroom to groom underage girls for sex. Cheryl Roberts, 61, had become concerned about the amount of time her husband David spent at his computer. When a strongly-worded sexual message appeared on his screen while he was out, her suspicions were raised even further, a court heard. To her disgust, Mrs Roberts discovered that her 68-year-old husband of 20 years had been logging on to a teenage chatroom. The message, signed with his nickname Corky, had been sent to an underage girl, but showed on his... Daily Mail http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2385343/posts#comment Fri, 13 Nov 2009 06:49:30 GMT http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2385259/posts Stop spreading nasty germs! CLICK THE LINK SWAMPSNIPER PRESS http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2385259/posts#comment Fri, 13 Nov 2009 03:28:40 GMT http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2385203/posts check out this cute song by Ed Montana telling us it is TIME for us to take a stand against this Obamanation! video/audio at: http://www.edmontana.com/obamanation.html http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2385203/posts#comment Fri, 13 Nov 2009 01:47:49 GMT http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2385182/posts A circus lion called Caesar was fighting fit again on Thursday after an ordeal that saw the van he was being transported in stolen in Germany by an unwitting thief, his keepers said. The Mercedes Transporter containing Circus Probst's ferocious five-year-old feline star was recovered in the early hours of Wednesday morning in Wuppertal in western Germany after crashing into a road sign, police said. Hours earlier it had been stolen from among the circus's other vehicles, with the thief, who remains on the loose, apparently unaware of the nature of his stolen cargo. It was unknown whether the thief... AFP http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2385182/posts#comment Fri, 13 Nov 2009 01:16:31 GMT http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2385140/posts INTERNET WARNING: If you get an email titled "Nude photo of Nancy Pelosi," don't open it.... It contains a nude photo of Nancy Pelosi. http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2385140/posts#comment Fri, 13 Nov 2009 00:17:13 GMT http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2385136/posts WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Not sure what to give Uncle Sam this Christmas? How about a nice, fat check to help whittle away at the $7.6 trillion national debt? The U.S. Treasury Department accepts gifts, payable to the Bureau of the Public Debt. Just mail them to the attention of Department G, Post Office Box 2188, Parkersburg, West Virginia, 26106-2188. Make a note in the memo section that it is a gift to reduce the debt held by the public. Yes, really. It's all on the Treasury's website, at the end of the list of frequently asked questions here reuters http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2385136/posts#comment Fri, 13 Nov 2009 00:12:05 GMT http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2385132/posts Those office suggestion boxes often found sitting at the receptionist’s desk or in a workplace lounge can be rife with interesting comments... More than 2,900 hiring managers nationwide shared some of their most memorable requests and recommendations. Among them: Allow people to change clothes in their cubicles. Put beer in the vending machine. Jail time should be covered under family medical leave. Institute bikini Fridays. Only require work during daylight hours because employee is scared of the dark. Request a special smoking area for medical marijuana. Request that the HR person wear nicer shoes. South Florida Business Journal http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2385132/posts#comment Fri, 13 Nov 2009 00:04:59 GMT http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2385128/posts Did you know that most computer mouse devices can actually intercept and process YOUR BRAIN WAVES! Mentally, select a card and concentrate real hard on it... http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2385128/posts#comment Thu, 12 Nov 2009 23:55:57 GMT http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2385100/posts I realize we're in the middle of a depression, and we have a socialist as a president- but that's no excuse not to have a sense of humor. Here are a collection of some of the funniest videos/sites I've ever found on the internet- please post your own and let's all have a good laugh. Youtube http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2385100/posts#comment Thu, 12 Nov 2009 23:21:14 GMT http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2384951/posts LA MARQUE, Texas - A $2 million car is nearly destroyed in an accident in La Marque, where a driver says he accidently drove his Bugatti Veyron into a lagoon. The accident happened Wednesday afternoon in Galveston County. La Marque police say the French-built supercar ended up in about 2 feet of saltwater. The driver, whose name was not immediately released, was not injured in the crash. Police say the man was from Lufkin and had been looking at real estate in the Galveston area when he was distracted by a low-flying pelican near Omega Bay. A tow truck was... myfoxhouston http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2384951/posts#comment Thu, 12 Nov 2009 20:15:58 GMT