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  • Malia Obama's British Hookup Follows Donald Trump and Not Barack Obama on Twitter

    11/23/2017 1:26:22 PM PST · by drewh · 75 replies
    Internationa Business Times ^ | November 23, 2017 10:30 IST | By : Dishya Sharma
    Malia Obama was recently recorded kissing a mystery man during a football game between Harvard and Yale and then smoking a cigarette. What a way to make headlines internationally. Just a few days ago, it was reported that Barack Obama's oldest daughter, Malia was caught on camera grabbing and kissing a mystery boy. While the boy's face was not visible in the video, a report shared more information on the mystery man. After taking the internet by storm for kissing the former first daughter at a Harvard-Yale match on Saturday, it has been reported that the lucky young man's name...
  • Ross’s Turkey Sandwich Stolen! The Moist Maker! Happy Thanksgiving!

    11/23/2017 1:19:01 PM PST · by Djl3668 · 7 replies
    Friends ^ | 2017 | Youtube
    YouTube..:. Ross’s boss eats his his sandwich, hell ensues!
  • The MST3K Turkey Day Marathon 2017 (Attn: All MSTies-on now)

    11/23/2017 11:01:53 AM PST · by Signalman · 33 replies
    youtube ^ | 11/23/2017 | MST3000
    It wouldn’t be Thanksgiving without turkey—cinematic turkey, that is! This Thanksgiving, grab a heaping helping of Mexican three-layer dip and pureed giblets and join your fellow MSTies for the beloved traditional Mystery Science Theater 3000 Turkey Day Marathon! Starting at 12pm ET/ 9am PT on Thursday, November 23rd, the marathon will showcase six classic MST3K episodes, as well as brand-new episode intros featuring Joel, Jonah and Felicia as they celebrate the momentous past year in MST3K history.
  • LIVE FREEPER THREAD FROM THE FRONT LINES

    11/23/2017 10:14:17 AM PST · by Eagles Field · 14 replies
    Thanksgiving '17 | Eagles Field
    For Moral Support for the Deplorables with boots on the ground and at the table. Stuck this glorious Trumpsgiving with some grousing liberals. Give reports and secure the perimeter! AND some snappy Covefefe comebacks for the inane predictable eye-rolling things they’ll spout.
  • Today's Toons 11/23/17

    11/23/2017 4:51:08 AM PST · by pookie18 · 20 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 11/23/17 | pookie18
    Click on link
  • SEX, URANIUM & ROCK & ROLL

    11/23/2017 3:35:22 AM PST · by knarf · 2 replies
    Just out last night for our intellectual pleasure.
  • WKRP in Cincinnati - "Turkeys Away"

    11/22/2017 10:16:21 PM PST · by Kartographer · 22 replies
    YouTube ^ | October 30, 1978
    Happy Thanksgiving! Enjoy!
  • Today's Toons 11/22/17

    11/22/2017 3:20:39 AM PST · by pookie18 · 19 replies
    The Politics Forums ^ | 11/22/17 | pookie18
    Click on link
  • See Which Turkey Made It Into Bowl This Week.

    11/21/2017 4:35:11 PM PST · by Impala64ssa · 1 replies
    You Tube ^ | 11/20/17 | Diamond and Silk
    TBOS 25 :See which Turkey made it to the Bowl of Stu.... Yup you guess right, The One With The Very Big Mouth.
  • Bender's NFL LIVE THREAD Week 12

    11/21/2017 4:47:20 AM PST · by Impy · 49 replies
    11-21-17
    Bender's NFL LIVE THREAD Week 12 Thursday, Nov 23, 2017 (All times Eastern) Minnesota at Detroit 12:30 pm FOX Ford Field L.A. Chargers at Dallas 4:30 pm CBS AT&T Stadium N.Y. Giants at Washington 8:30 pm NBC FedEx Field Sunday, Nov 26, 2017 Buffalo at Kansas City 1:00 pm CBS Arrowhead Stadium Carolina at N.Y. Jets 1:00 pm FOX MetLife Stadium Chicago at Philadelphia 1:00 pm FOX Lincoln Financial Field Cleveland at Cincinnati 1:00 pm CBS Paul Brown Stadium Miami at New England 1:00 pm CBS Gillette Stadium Tampa Bay at Atlanta 1:00 pm FOX Mercedes-Benz Stadium Tennessee at Indianapolis...
  • Today's Toons 11/21/17

    11/21/2017 3:49:57 AM PST · by pookie18 · 17 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 11/21/17 | pookie18
    Click on link
  • Some books aren’t meant to be sold

    11/21/2017 2:40:53 AM PST · by Berlin_Freeper · 53 replies
    sfchronicle.com ^ | November 20, 2017 | Nick Hoppe
    I’ve been doing this column thing for a while now, and it may be time to accept one of those offers from publishers who are eager to compile the columns into a best-selling book. And I might, as soon as the first offer rolls in. Maybe they’re hesitant because they looked into the history of my first book, “Kids, Dogs and Other Pests,” which was released worldwide about seven years ago. It also happened to be a collection of columns that I had posted online for family and friends. I remember when I checked with my publisher after the first...
  • Laz's Cafe!

    11/20/2017 3:30:39 PM PST · by Flick Lives · 51 replies
    The South End ^ | 11/20/2017 | Flick Lives
    Where every night is Ladies Night!
  • Trump Sings All I Want for Christmas by Mariah Carey

    11/20/2017 8:54:08 AM PST · by aMorePerfectUnion · 8 replies
    YouTube ^ | 11-13-17 | Maestro Ziikos
    Click Link to hear TRUMP sing All I Want for Christmas
  • Today's Toons 11/20/17

    11/20/2017 3:14:42 AM PST · by pookie18 · 13 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 11/20/17 | pookie18
    Click on link
  • Nation Approves Plan To Push Hollywood Into Pacific Ocean

    11/19/2017 9:03:46 PM PST · by Beowulf9 · 21 replies
    http://babylonbee.com ^ | November 16, 2017 | Unk
    WASHINGTON, D.C.—A new law passed by Congress and signed into law by President Trump Thursday approves a plan to push Hollywood into the Pacific Ocean, sources in Washington are reporting.
  • Ivanka Trump’s Suggestion For A Thanksgiving Table Decoration Is Driving Liberals Mad

    11/19/2017 7:16:40 AM PST · by drewh · 100 replies
    Uproxx ^ | 11.18.17 | Andrew Husband
    Despite all the thought and interior design ingenuity that evidently went into the Thanksgiving table decoration, however, Twitter can be a fickle place to share such things — especially when they’re shared by Ivanka Trump’s personal brand. Hence why, amid the dizzying array of sexual assault and harassment stories in the current news cycle, social media finally latched onto what stand-up comedian Patton Oswalt dubbed the “Blair Witch’s toilet” and ran with it. Which, considering precisely what Ivanka Trump HQ is evidently telling its followers to put on their dinner tables this Thanksgiving, just might be a sign of madness....
  • A steak and a skirt all in one

    11/19/2017 5:21:09 AM PST · by SandRat · 16 replies
    Sierra Vista Herald ^ | Christopher Zimmerman
    Boy, there just isn’t anything that goes together better than nudity and raw meat. A group of beauty contestants in Brazil recently sported bikinis made of uncooked meat to highlight their opposition to the sexual harassment of women. The name of the pageant they were participating in is called the Miss Bumbum Brazil pageant. The purpose of the contest is to find the Brazilian woman with the best buttocks. The message the women were trying to send was that they were “not just a piece of meat.” That might have sounded a little confusing to people who were trying to...
  • The dreaded ‘C’ word in health

    11/19/2017 4:59:21 AM PST · by SandRat · 11 replies
    Sierra Vista Herald ^ | Elizabeth Cowan
    What word has the power to change the focus of your life? If your answer was cancer, you are correct. There are theories that the potential for cancer is in our bodies. It is possible that cancer cells will remain dormant throughout your life, but some people are not so fortunate. The sleeping infiltrator awakens to wreak havoc on yet another person’s life. People go about their lives with the usual ups and downs, but nothing earth-shattering. That is until everything changes with a single word said by a doctor. Unless you or a loved one has cancer, you may...
  • How a Fart Killed 10,000 People

    11/18/2017 9:03:15 PM PST · by Tolerance Sucks Rocks · 56 replies
    The Daily Beast ^ | December 4, 2016 | Candida Moss
    Farting, breaking wind, cutting the cheese, or gas. The English language has numerous words for flatulence and this is even before we devolve into the subcategories that make up the genre. Whatever you call it, farting is a taboo act, but it is also a source of fascination. It’s not for nothing that there is a popular children’s book series called Fart Squad or that the preview of the most recent installment of the Alvin and the Chipmunks dynasty led with the punchline, “Sorry, pizza toots.” Today farting is something for which we perfunctorily ask forgiveness, but in the past...