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  • Amy's Place ... Poetry and Potpourri ... April, 2012

    03/31/2012 10:08:43 PM PDT · by JustAmy · 1,300 replies
    4-1-2012 | JustAmy; St.Louie1; MamaBear; Billie; Meg33, Friends
    Welcome To.... 'Amy's Place' welcomes all poets and those who enjoy poetry.'Amy's Place' is more than just about poetry.Come in, relax, and share with fellow FReepersyour thoughts about any of the things on the *Menu*. Enjoy! :) Never Forget! Bad Penny Amy's personal guardian ~ the ever charming, lovable, huggable, LouieWolf Many thanks for stopping by. : )
  • A better mouse catcher

    03/31/2012 1:04:17 PM PDT · by Bobalu · 60 replies
    A vanity post, one of very few I have ever made. | Mar 31, 2012 | bobalu
    My friend out in New Mexico set up an automatic game camera aimed at his water pans he puts out for birds. This is a snap he got last night of a Bobcat carrying a hapless's very cute :-)
  • Google's hilarious April Fools' Maps launch

    03/31/2012 12:43:58 PM PDT · by RayChuang88 · 12 replies
    C|Net News web page ^ | March 31, 2012 | Chris Matyszczyk
    Google is funny. I have wanted to write that sentence for so long in a context where funny meant "intentionally humorous." So here is an April Fools' work of art from the company that, to many minds, just might deserve righteous laughter. For here, purportedly, is the launch of Google Maps 8-bit for the Nintendo Entertainment System.
  • Drunk Canadian Sings Bohemian Rhapsody In Cop Car

    03/31/2012 11:15:11 AM PDT · by TheConservativeParty · 18 replies
    3-31-2012 | beer fueled Canadian
    Your laugh for the day. Extremely drunk Canadian belts out Bohemian Rhapsody en route to the cop shop.
  • Metro Male Cover

    03/31/2012 7:58:23 AM PDT · by ElkGroveDan · 22 replies
    Does anyone have a link to the "METRO MALE" magazine cover that gets posted here quite frequently? The one with the guy in the fur lined coat. Sorry to start a whole new thread but I searched mightily for it last night. I'm usually pretty good at finding images on the Internet but this one has eluded me. I did multiple site specific searches on FR and nothing. Maybe I'm using the wrong terms. I have something really good I want to use it for. If you have a copy of any size or have a link to it I...
  • Olbermann's Full Statement On Dismissal From Current TV

    03/30/2012 3:00:40 PM PDT · by Hunton Peck · 70 replies
    TPM ^ | 3/30/2012 | The voices in Keith Olbermann's head
    Keith Olbermann released the following statement on his termination from Current TV: I'd like to apologize to my viewers and my staff for the failure of Current TV. Editorially, Countdown had never been better. But for more than a year I have been imploring Al Gore and Joel Hyatt to resolve our issues internally, while I've been not publicizing my complaints, and keeping the show alive for the sake of its loyal viewers and even more loyal staff. Nevertheless, Mr. Gore and Mr. Hyatt, instead of abiding by their promises and obligations and investing in a quality news program, finally...
  • Obama won’t buy Mega Millions ticket, White House says

    03/30/2012 6:38:20 AM PDT · by varyouga · 63 replies
    Yahoo News ^ | 3/29/2012 | Olivier Knox
    President Barack Obama won't be joining the throngs of Americans lining up to buy a Mega Millions ticket, the White House said Thursday as the multi-state lottery's jackpot hit a record estimated $540 million jackpot ($389.8 million if you take the cash option). But "I'm going to run out and buy one," press secretary Jay Carney lightheartedly told reporters as he wrapped up his daily briefing. Earlier, at a deli a few blocks from the White House, customers lined up six deep to trade their greenbacks for the salmon-pink tickets, some of which bear the mention "D.C. Lottery Commemorative Ticket"...

    03/30/2012 6:19:13 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 57 replies
    I am in Control Day Not to be confused with Back Up Your Birth Control Day When : Always March 30th On March 30, 1981, President Ronald Reagan was wounded in an assassination attempt. Lots of confusion prevailed. In the White House, then Secretary of State Alexander Haig was taken a little out of context when he said "I am in control here". Instead of focusing upon the entire statement, people and the press focused upon these few words. Political uproar eventually led to his resignation. On that infamous day, I am in Control Day was born. History sometimes...
  • TSA Manager Arrested for Running Prostitution Ring

    03/30/2012 5:47:24 AM PDT · by patriot08 · 13 replies
    My Fox DC. com ^ | March 29, 2012 | John Henrehan
    SILVER SPRING, Md. - A manager at the Transportation Security Administration has lost his job after being arrested on prostitution-related charges. According to court documents, the agency had received a complaint of "very similar" activities back in 2009. Bryant Jermaine Livingston, 39, was arrested while on the job as a supervisor of TSA agents at Dulles International Airport. According to charging documents, on February 15th, Livingston used cash to rent a room at the Crowne Plaza Hotel on Georgia Ave. in Silver Spring, Md. The hotel manager recognized Livingston as a previous customer who, on earlier occasions had "groups of...
  • Man sings ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ in police car after being arrested for public intoxication

    03/30/2012 4:23:31 AM PDT · by nuconvert · 54 replies
    In this hilarious video, a Canadian man arrested for being drunk in public is seen arguing (gently) in front of a squad car police camera. At first, the man denies "having been sort of intoxicated, as you proclaim." After stumbling over his words, he segues into a rendition of Queen's 1975 hit "Bohemian Rhapsody." As in singing the entire song. (He does get a few of the lyrics wrong.) He even attempts an a capella rendition of the song's musical breakdown
  • Top 100 April Fool's Day Hoaxes of All Time

    03/30/2012 2:10:57 AM PDT · by SMGFan · 26 replies
    Museum of Hoaxes ^ | Museum of Hoaxes
    Note from the Curator: I created the first version of this list in the late 1990s. Back then, there was hardly any information collected about April Fool's Day pranks, so I had to do a lot of research in newspaper archives to put this together. Luckily I was in grad school, so I had a lot of spare time on my hands ;-). Over the years I've tweaked the list, rearranging it slightly and adding new entries based on reader feedback and ongoing research, but my top choices have remained pretty much the same. This list is easily the most...
  • Today's Toons 3/30/12

    03/30/2012 1:35:04 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 15 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 3/30/12 | pookie18
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  • Jungle Alcohol Tree

    03/29/2012 4:51:22 PM PDT · by Doogle · 15 replies
    YT ^ | 06/24/09 | YT
    There are trees that grow in Africa which, once a year, produce very juicy Fruits that contain a large percentage of alcohol. Because there is shortage of water, as soon as the fruits are ripe, animals come there to help protect themselves from the heat. What happens next, you can see For yourself.
  • Did Obama lose something at Ohio State University last week ?

    03/29/2012 7:18:25 AM PDT · by staytrue · 12 replies
    email | 3-29-2012 | self
    Obama came to the Recreation and Physical Activity Center (RPAC) at the Ohio State University to give an energy speech. For this speech, OSU closed the RPAC and sent this announcement out via email. "Special Announcement - Rec Sports Member Update From: Myers, Kristen Date: Wed, Mar 21, 2012 10:52 am The RPAC and Lincoln Tower Park, including the tennis courts, will be closed for the entire day tomorrow, Thursday, March 22, due to President Obama’s visit. The RPAC will operate on normal hours on Friday, March 23. All other Rec Sports facilities will be open to members on Thursday."...
  • Today's Toons 3/29/12

    03/29/2012 3:18:43 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 19 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 3/29/12 | pookie18
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  • VIDEO: Donald Verrilli Practice Arguments at the Department of Justice

    03/29/2012 2:47:15 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 4 replies
    YouTube ^ | December 29, 2012 | PJ-Comix
    Check out this VIDEO to find out why Solicitor General Donald Verrilli was so well prepared in arguing the case for ObamaCare on Tuesday before the Supreme Court.
  • Ron Swanson on the Government

    03/28/2012 10:31:21 PM PDT · by Choose Ye This Day · 20 replies ^ | March 28, 2012 | NBC
    My new favorite fictional character: Ron Swanson.
  • Graphics: Reagan v Obama

    03/28/2012 7:20:43 AM PDT · by opineapple · 4 replies
  • Today's Toons 3/28/12

    03/28/2012 3:02:44 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 20 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 3/28/12 | pookie18
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  • Caption Michelle working her garden again

    03/27/2012 9:04:22 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 51 replies
    U.S. first lady Michelle Obama (C) arrives to work with school children who were invited to join her for the fourth annual White House Kitchen Garden spring planting on the South Lawn of the White House in Washington, March 26, 2012
  • Caption Obama and Medvedev

    03/27/2012 8:43:37 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 16 replies
    U.S. President Barack Obama (C) shakes hands with Russia's President Dmitry Medvedev, next to South Korea's President Lee Myung-Bak (L), at a plenary session during the Nuclear Security Summit at the Convention and Exhibition Center (COEX) in Seoul March 27, 2012.
  • Today's Toons 3/27/12

    03/27/2012 4:00:27 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 19 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 3/27/12 | pookie18
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  • Navy SEALS kill unarmed young cleric. (Satire Alert)

    03/26/2012 6:16:31 PM PDT · by TSgt · 4 replies · 40+ views
    TSgt's Brain | 3/26/2012 | TSgt
    On May 2nd, 2011 U.S. Navy Seals broke into the home of this unarmed cleric and killed him.
  • 3 commercials from a Belgian bus company

    03/26/2012 2:21:15 PM PDT · by Shimmer1 · 8 replies · 7+ views
  • Today's Toons 3/26/12

    03/26/2012 3:36:39 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 15 replies · 16+ views
    The Right Reasons ^ | 3/26/12 | pookie18
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  • Caption these Photos [N. Korea: Obama at DMZ]

    03/25/2012 12:48:28 AM PDT · by TigerLikesRooster · 68 replies · 6+ views
    Chosun Ilbo ^ | 03/25/12
  • So... I have a toy figurine of Michelle Obama..

    03/24/2012 12:49:59 PM PDT · by JoeBrooks · 45 replies
    Joe Brooks ^ | Joe Brooks
    Actually I have three Michelle Obama toys. And I thought it'd be fun to photograph them with messages, and with food. I'm looking for ideas! I'll post some of the unique ones here for free, but, of course, I'm an evil capitalist - so if You have something really unique that think would cost me money to gather the materials (like a bowl full of M&Ms) or it's a personal message to a friend - then please use the Fiverr link above :) Let's have fun :)
  • 10 Poorest Cities in America

    03/23/2012 11:21:57 PM PDT · by Mier · 44 replies · 2+ views
    10 Poorest Cities in America VERY INTERESTING ALL THE WAY TO THE END.... AND THAT'S THE "TRUTH" 10 Poorest Cities in America and how did it happen City, State, % of People Below the Poverty Level 1. Detroit , MI 32.5% 2. Buffalo , NY 29.9% 3. Cincinnati , OH 27.8% 4. Cleveland , OH 27.0% 5. Miami , FL 26.9% 5. St. Louis , MO 26.8% 7. El Paso , TX 26.4% 8. Milwaukee , WI 26.2% 9. Philadelphia , PA 25.1% 10. Newark , NJ 24.2% What do the top ten cities (over 250,000) with the highest poverty...
  • Comedian Gallagher to retire from live performances

    03/23/2012 9:02:04 PM PDT · by hoagy62 · 16 replies · 2+ views
    KOMO News ^ | 3/23/12 | AP
    MARION, Ohio (AP) - The comedian Gallagher says he's had his fill of performing live onstage and is retiring after 32 years. The Los Angeles-based comedian, whose full name is Leo Anthony Gallagher, told an Ohio radio station on Thursday that his retirement plans include posting his writings online and possibly appearing at private parties.
  • Campaign Epic Fail

    03/23/2012 8:24:19 PM PDT · by garjog · 10 replies
    Power line ^ | March 23, 2012 | by Steven Hayward
    Move over Etch-a-Sketch guy. Move over whoever thought of putting Michael Dukakis in a tank. ... There’s a new gold standard for political campaign ineptitude–this campaign bus from Canada:
  • I got a thumbs-up by a fellow driver for my 'Obummer' bumper sticker.

    03/23/2012 7:08:59 PM PDT · by POWERSBOOTHEFAN · 42 replies · 1+ views
    I was driving home the other day when a driver gave me the thumbs-up for my anti-Obama sticker. It was awesome and funny!
  • O’Reilly Producer Interviews Spring Break Students on Obama — Hilarity Ensues

    03/23/2012 4:17:55 PM PDT · by NavyCanDo · 11 replies · 1+ views
    Adam Smith is the father of “layez fair” economics. The unemployment rate is “99 percent.” And the debt is “like 17 gazillion.” Those are just some of the brilliant comments Fox producer Jesse Watters got when he went down to Panama City, FL to interview college students on spring break about Barack Obama. Stuff like this never gets old:
  • The Three Stooges - Official Trailer #2 (HD)

    03/23/2012 3:31:59 PM PDT · by dynachrome · 28 replies
    "Oh, a wiseguy" "nyuk, nyuk, nyuk" "spread out"
  • Save the Co-eds! Please donate to the victims of the GOP War on Women!

    03/23/2012 1:06:44 PM PDT · by zencycler · 6 replies · 2+ views
    SAVE THE .... CO-EDS! In the past, our organization sought to help women and young children who were suffering and dying from the effects of war, famine and natural disasters around the world. We told their stories, which were tragic, sometimes shocking, and always heart-wrenching. And we continue to thank you for your kind support. But as they say, charity begins at home, and now it has come to our attention that there is suffering in this country, deliberately being inflicted on young, innocent, female college students, who have fallen victim to the despicable Republican War on Women. Some of...
  • ABO (Anybody But Obama)

    03/23/2012 12:18:53 PM PDT · by Ocarterma · 82 replies · 4+ views
    Vanity | 3/23/2012 | Ocarterma
    I got this idea on a thread about Santorum's recent comments about Romney vs. Obama and the posters there had me rolling with what/who they would vote for over Obama so let's give this a whirl.....

    03/23/2012 5:40:24 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 69 replies
    National Chip and Dip Day When : Always March 23rd National Chip and Dip Day celebrates America's favorite snack duet. If you re holding a party, it is almost certain that chips and dips are on the snack list. The only possible exclusion would be for an Ice Cream party. Today is best celebrated in the evening with a bag of chips and your favorite dip.  
  • Today's Toons 3/23/12

    03/23/2012 1:36:44 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 19 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 3/23/12 | pookie18
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  • Top 5 Reasons It's Tough Being Dave Ramsey's Kid

    03/22/2012 9:00:47 PM PDT · by Altariel · 11 replies ^ | February 26, 2010 | Rachel Ramsey
    5. Every time you get in trouble, all you can hear is dad's voice repeating, over and over in your head: "Sell so much stuff, make the kids think they're next!" 4. You have to pull out your envelope system when you're "this big" at school to buy chocolate milk. 3. Any time a hot guy asks to pick you up for a date, you are required to ask him if his car is paid for. 2. Those stupid scissors. Anytime a guy comes to pick us up on a date, Dad is standing on the front porch with a...

    03/22/2012 4:32:05 PM PDT · by Lazamataz · 227 replies · 1+ views
    David Brock is Media Matters founder, and recently, I have seen many posts ridiculing him for being homosexual. David Brock’s sexual orientation is not the issue. Making fun of it just lowers us to the level of the Left’s personal attack strategy. We can do better. There is utterly no need to mention that David Brock is a giggling little donut-puncher, or a skipping lavender-scented pillow-biter. We do not need to mention that David Brock is a pearl-necklace adorned tumblebunny, nor do we need to say he is a limp-wristed prancing knob-jockey. Never will it cross my keyboard to mention...
  • A Day in the Life of a Financial Advisor

    03/22/2012 11:04:59 AM PDT · by Altariel · 5 replies · 1+ views ^ | May 11, 2011 | seyah21
    A Day in the Life of a Financial Advisorby: seyah21
  • Today's Toons 3/22/12

    03/22/2012 1:28:32 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 11 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 3/22/12 | pookie18
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  • All New South Park! Episode 1602 "Cash For Gold"

    03/21/2012 1:22:24 PM PDT · by EveningStar · 11 replies · 2+ views
    South Park Studios ^ | March 21, 2012 | Trey Parker and Matt Stone
    Cartman starts his own gem shopping channel on an all-new episode of "South Park" titled, "Cash For Gold," premiering Wednesday, March 21 at 10:00 p.m. ET/PT on Comedy Central. Cartman launches a gemstones network show and creates a very lucrative business. Stan searches for the real value of a piece of jewelry that was a gift from his Grandpa. Meanwhile, Cartman's lucrative new business preys upon an extremely vunerable clientele.
  • Today's Toons 3/21/12

    03/21/2012 1:14:10 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 15 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 3/21/12 | pookie18
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  • Ben & Jerry's issues pro-gay marriage flavor

    03/20/2012 3:13:23 PM PDT · by Pining_4_TX · 32 replies · 1+ views
    KOTV news on 6 ^ | March 16, 2012 | Dave Gram
    Ice cream maker Ben & Jerry's is supporting gay marriage in Britain by relabeling an apple pie flavor as Apple-y Ever After. The South Burlington-based subsidiary of the global food and cosmetics conglomerate Unilever is issuing the newly labeled ice cream in the United Kingdom, where the government has said it plans to legalize gay marriage and has begun public consultation before introducing legislation.
  • BREAKING NEWS: Entire Obama Family At Home, Doing Nothing

    03/20/2012 5:49:11 AM PDT · by Haiku Guy · 60 replies · 1+ views
    Vanity | 3/20/12 | Vanity
    The Obamas all sat at home yesterday, doing nothing.
  • Today’s Toons 3/20/12

    03/20/2012 1:23:44 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 15 replies · 2+ views
    The Briefing Room ^ | 3/20/12 | pookie18
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  • Biden Gets Booed At St. Patrick's Day Parade In Pittsburgh

    03/19/2012 10:54:04 AM PDT · by baileybat · 10 replies
    Real Clear Politics ^ | March 18, 2011 | NBC Pittsburgh
    NBC in Pittsburgh reports on VP Joe Biden's cold reception during the parade (March 17, 2012).
  • Caption Biden, Cameron and Hillary

    03/19/2012 10:15:32 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 31 replies · 1+ views
    U.S. Vice President Joe Biden (R) jokingly prays for forgiveness from his late Irish grandfather, whom Biden said did not like the British, as he and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton (L) play host to a luncheon for Britain's Prime Minister David Cameron (C) at the State Department in Washington, March 14, 2012.
  • They're baaaack...Caption Wall Street Occupiers

    03/19/2012 9:52:08 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 45 replies
    Occupy Wall Street demonstrators wearing masks of Republican presidential candidate and former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney protest outside the Waldorf Astoria Hotel in New York where Romney was holding a fundraiser March 14, 2012. Protesters demonstrate in Bryant Park in New York. Around 200 Occupy Wall Street activists and sympathizers marched through New York on Wednesday as part of a national effort aimed at reviving the anti-capitalism movement which has foundered over winter.
  • Today's Toons 3/19/12

    03/19/2012 1:24:08 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 20 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 3/19/12 | pookie18
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