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  • Today's Toons 4/16/12

    04/16/2012 1:20:12 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 17 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 4/16/12 | pookie18
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  • DNC Convention:What Can Speakers Say Regarding Economic Recovery?It's Going To Laughable.

    04/15/2012 6:25:25 PM PDT · by Reality_News · 25 replies
    Have any of you given thought regarding what the likes of Wasserman,Congresswomen Waters and Joe Biden may say at the Convention? Then again, what can they say? Wouldn't you think that any "Grand Speech" would start off with "When Obama Took Office In 2009"? then go into the statistics of that time. They can't brag about/compare any economic statistic. Unemployment,Deficit&Debt are so much worse! That pretty much leaves them with nothing formittable to say about Obama. And they claim "Obama Stopped The Bleeding"? Yah! Try and spin that one off. !! The 2012 DNC Convention will be more like the...
  • Unrepentant Obituary Deemed ‘Best Ever’

    04/15/2012 1:52:39 PM PDT · by Lazlo in PA · 31 replies
    The Blaze ^ | 04-14-12 | Erica Ritz
    Full Title: ‘He Enjoyed Booze, Guns, Cars, and Younger Women Until the Day He Died’: Unrepentant Obituary Deemed ‘Best Ever’ ------------------------------------------------------- Michael “Flathead” Blanchard’s obituary, published in the Denver Post on April 12, bears little resemblance to the standard “in memoriam.” Penned by Blanchard before his death, the obituary notes, among other things, that Blanchard was “weary of reading obituaries noting someone’s courageous battle with death.” Rather, he wanted it known that he “died as a result of being stubborn, refusing to follow doctor’s orders and raising hell for more than six decades.” “He enjoyed booze, guns, cars, and younger...
  • Is This The Greatest Obituary Ever Published In The History Of Death?

    04/15/2012 8:28:05 AM PDT · by unique1 · 37 replies
    Denver Post ^ | April 12, 2012 | Blanchard, Michael "Flathead"
    Michael (Flathead) Blanchard Blanchard, Michael (Flathead) 1944 ~ 2012 A Celebration of the life of Michael "Flathead" Blanchard will be held on April 14th, 3 pm 8160 Rosemary St, Commerce City. Weary of reading obituaries noting someone's courageous battle with death, Mike wanted it known that he died as a result of being stubborn, refusing to follow doctors' orders and raising hell for more than six decades. He enjoyed booze, guns, cars and younger women until the day he died. Mike was born July 1944 in Colorado to Clyde and Ethel Blanchard. A community activist, he is noted for saving...
  • The Day that Obamacare Died (American Pie Parody)

    04/14/2012 8:24:42 PM PDT · by Former Fetus · 9 replies
    YouTube ^ | Paul Shanklin
    Obama realizes the end is near and accepting the inevitable sings about the death of his health care plan. You can watch the video HERE
  • New Media Fail: 'Daily Show' Less Popular Online Than 'Platetopper'

    04/14/2012 2:15:34 PM PDT · by Lazlo in PA · 8 replies
    Big Hollywood ^ | 04-14-12 | John Nolte
    By simple reporting and exposing their dismal numbers, Big Hollywood has completely obliterated the ongoing media myth and charade that "The Daily Show" and "The Colbert Report" represent some kind of populist phenomenon. The media elite love their fellow elites Colbert and Stewart and so the media elite create a phony reality that claims that both of these left-wing, speech policing, Obama Palace Guards are, you know, actually popular. When the truth is that they're regularly beaten by cartoons, reruns, and "Robot Chicken." Now, it appears as though the last refuge of "Daily Show" defenders have switched the argument to...
  • Herman Cain filling in for Boortz today!!!

    04/13/2012 7:14:02 AM PDT · by redinIllinois · 6 replies

    04/13/2012 6:31:45 AM PDT · by Constitutionalist Conservative · 15 replies
    Friday, April 13, 2012
    Today is Triskaidekaphobia Awareness Day. Triskaidekaphobia can strike without warning. Symptoms include paralyzing fear and irrational thoughts or behavior. While symptoms can often be ameliorated by the raised eyebrows and amused snickers of nearby people, a lasting cure for Triskaidekaphobia remains elusive. Until there is a cure, we must not relent!

    04/13/2012 5:59:17 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 87 replies
    "Republicans are now starting to accept the fact that Mitt Romney will be their nominee for president. But you know, they're not that excited about it. It's kind of like starting to accept that you're going to prom with your sister." –Jay Leno "That Mitt Romney, he is a master campaigner. This week he was introducing his wife, and he said, ‘She is the heavyweight champion of my life.” Which may explain why on the ride home, he was strapped to the roof of the car." –Bill Maher "Mitt Romney just barely won the Republican primary in Ohio by...
  • Today's Toons 4/13/12

    04/13/2012 1:28:52 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 17 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 4/13/12 | pookie18
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  • Caption Walters and Kervorkian

    04/12/2012 8:20:58 PM PDT · by perfect stranger · 10 replies
  • Today's Toons 4/12/12

    04/12/2012 1:36:43 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 13 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 4/12/12 | pookie18
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  • Mike Tyson on Zimmerman: ‘It’s a disgrace he hasn’t been shot yet’

    04/11/2012 5:55:32 PM PDT · by emax · 37 replies
    Yahoo News
    As if there werent enough race baiters trying to use this to make people pay attention to them:
  • News Headlines From Obama's 2nd Term

    04/11/2012 11:20:05 AM PDT · by Williams · 13 replies
    A Crystal Ball
    The Obama Justice Department announced today that the last gun had been "pryed from the cold, dead hand" of the last Second Amendment agitator. The miscreant was clutching a homophobic Bible in her other hand. The United States, still reeling from defeat by China, is nuked by North Korea for good measure. Obama denies any connection to his disarmament policies. US Supreme Court Switches Superior S African Constitution for USA's "slaveholders constitution". Court cites the precedent of The Untouchables film, in which juries were switched in the interest of justice. Justice Kennedy recused himself from 8-0 vote due to a...
  • Dyslexic Black Panther Leader Writes, "It's Time to Kill Whitney!"

    04/11/2012 7:18:07 AM PDT · by sand lake bar · 84 replies
    "And we have plenty of gubs!"
  • Today's Toons 4/11/12

    04/11/2012 1:21:06 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 11 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 4/11/12 | pookie18
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  • Caption WH Easter Egg Roll

    04/10/2012 1:01:24 PM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 13 replies
    U.S. President Barack Obama does push-ups while playing basketball during the 2012 White House Easter Egg Roll on the South Lawn in Washington April 9, 2012. U.S. President Barack Obama and first lady Michelle Obama pretend to be monsters as they read the children's book "Where the Wild Things Are" during the annual White House Easter Egg Roll in Washington, April 9, 2012.
  • Caption the Easter Bunny Showing Obama How It's Done

    04/10/2012 8:10:57 AM PDT · by chopperman · 13 replies
    He's been needing this lesson for a number of years now.
  • Today's Toons 4/10/12

    04/10/2012 1:36:31 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 9 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 4/10/12 | pookie18
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  • Cat Shows Serious Hops To Open Freezer

    04/09/2012 8:03:57 AM PDT · by Altariel · 33 replies
    The Post Game ^ | April 6, 2012 | Victor Chi
    We are trying to figure what's more impressive about Oscar the cat in this video. Is it his super intense game face, staring into the camera like boxers going nose to nose during the pre-fight instructions? Or is it his insane vertical and commando-style skills in opening the freezer? In either case, the cat's owners say they have a safety lock on the freezer to keep Oscar from helping himself to fish sticks. (That's the only part of the story we're skeptical about. We would've figured he was making the moves on the ice cream.)
  • Self-Centered Vanity Posts Inconvenience Me (Vanity)

    04/09/2012 9:52:24 AM PDT · by Lazamataz · 138 replies
    April 9, 2012 | By Lazamataz
    Just this morning, RetSignMan posted this post apologizing for his self-centeredness over the years.Does he know how much this inconveniences ME? My life was slightly impacted, negatively, by this post and I'm not seeing how it benefits me.People have to think how will it affect LAZ before they post a selfish- and self-centered vanity post. Being self-centered is no excuse for failing to think about me: My life, my fortunes, my good luck, and the other things in my life.Self-centeredness is a vile trait that I have eliminated in my life to benefit my path and my mental heath. I...
  • Today's Toons 4/9/12

    04/09/2012 1:40:25 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 17 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 4/9/12 | pookie18
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  • Obama's War on Vocabulary!

    04/08/2012 5:00:59 PM PDT · by zencycler · 57 replies
    Vanity | self
    Some recent and obvious examples: "Unprecedented" "Strong Majority" "Judicial Activism" Just wondering if anyone can add to this list?
  • Navajo Comedians Draw From Real-Life Funnies

    04/08/2012 11:01:07 AM PDT · by nickcarraway · 1 replies
    Farmington Daily Times | 4/7/2012 | Alysa Landry
    Navajo Comedians Draw From Real-Life Funnies
  • Acing the Interview: Audaciously

    04/07/2012 4:17:27 PM PDT · by InHisService · 30 replies
    Yahoo Voices ^ | 4-7-12 | Mary C. Kirchhoff
    My last interview was typical of the new "selection process" employers utilize to weed out the unwanted and unemployable. The first interview was only round one in the boxing ring fighting to get a job. The recruiter gave us the heads up about the selection process. "Today is the first round, and out of that group we will select those who will be brought back for a second interview. If that goes well, we'll have a third interview, where we will interrogate you with a Tae Kwon Do master on hand. You will be tied to a chair with rope...
  • President Obama's Easter Address

    04/07/2012 3:19:14 PM PDT · by garjog · 78 replies ^ | April 7, 2012 | Barak Obama
    President Obama's Easter Address. White House April 7, 2012 “Good afternoon. This Sunday marks a holiday for a major religion in our nation. Easter is a time for families to come together to enjoy a nice meal and perhaps go on an "egg hunt". Thousands of years ago the people of Europe seeking to invite their god to return after a long an cold winter lit fires and painted eggs as a sign of fertility. Today we also express our hope for a new dawning in America when prosperity returns after the winter of flawed economic policies that forced so...
  • Van Jones: Koch Bros To Blame For Trayvon Shooting

    04/06/2012 5:08:13 PM PDT · by Silentgypsy · 27 replies
    Breitbart TV ^ | 04/06/2012 | Unattributed
    "...listen, you've got the perfect storm building. You've got all the passion around Trayvon, and what a horrible injustice that was. And it turns out you can draw a direct line back to the Koch Bros, you can draw a direct line back to to mainstream corporations..."
  • Free Bumper Sticker from d'Rats

    04/06/2012 4:56:12 PM PDT · by norwaypinesavage · 11 replies
    DNC ^ | 4/6/2102 | Brad Woodhouse
    Free bumper sticker from the d'Rats.You can cut off the front third, and it says "Republican". You can cover part of the remaining URL, and it says ""

    04/06/2012 6:02:05 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 56 replies
    The Ant and The Grasshopper TRADITIONAL VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold. MORAL OF THE STORY: Be responsible for yourself! MODERN VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The...
  • Today's Toons 4/6/12

    04/06/2012 4:30:58 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 9 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 4/6/12 | pookie18
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  • Keith Olbermann Sues Current TV

    04/05/2012 2:32:03 PM PDT · by Hunton Peck · 20 replies
    TMZ ^ | 4/5/2012 | TMZ STAFF
    Keith Olbermann has just sued Current TV for firing him ... TMZ has learned. Keith filed the lawsuit moments ago in L.A. County Superior Court -- claiming he was wrongfully terminated from the network last Friday. Olbermann is reportedly suing for breach of contract, sabotage and disparagement. Sources tell TMZ, the lawsuit contains a reference to an email from Current TV President David Bohrman, in which Bohrman admits "the 33rd street studio [where Keith's show was filmed] is never going to be a professional facility. We are paying for a Porsche [the studio] and getting a Yugo [a notoriously crappy...
  • SOLYNDRA IS BACK: New Report Reveals How Little Time The Treasury Had To Study The Loan

    04/05/2012 11:27:29 AM PDT · by GlockThe Vote · 8 replies
    BI ^ | 4/5/2012 | Grace Wyler
    U.S. Treasury officials had just one day to review the Obama administration's $535 million loan to the now-bankrupt solar panel company Solyndra, according to a new audit from the Treasury's Inspector General. The report, published this week, found that the Treasury's review was "rushed" to accommodate a Department of Energy press release announcing the approval of the Obama administration's first clean energy loan. In its feedback to the DOE, the Treasury raised several concerns about the loan, including about the amount of equity in the project, and voiced a preference for a partial, rather than a whole, loan guarantee. Although...
  • Today's Toons 4/5/12

    04/05/2012 1:21:58 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 13 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 4/5/12 | pookie18
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  • Doug McIntyre: DNC chairwoman Debbie Wasserman-Schultz under fire on mayor

    04/04/2012 4:29:41 PM PDT · by Mark · 1 replies
    Los Angeles Daily News ^ | 4/4/2012 | Doug McIntyre
    Doug McIntyre: DNC chairwoman Debbie Wasserman-Schultz under fire on mayor By Doug McIntyre, Columnist Debbie Wasserman-Schultz is not just a member of Congress from Florida, she's also the head of the largest political party in America - chairwoman of the Democratic National Committee. On Monday, Ms. Wasserman-Schultz visited our town and took the opportunity to reach out to a local talk radio station. Apparently the congresswoman's staff didn't get a copy of the City Council's resolution condemning talk radio. That was a mistake. After chatting amiably about the purpose of her L.A. stopover - fundraising, of course, and organizing volunteers...
  • Caption Obama

    04/04/2012 10:10:54 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 22 replies
    U.S. President Barack Obama points to the audience after signing the Stop Trading on Congressional Knowledge (STOCK) Act in the Eisenhower Executive Office building near the White House in Washington, April 4, 2012. The act ensures that members of Congress are subject to the same insider trading laws as other Americans. U.S. President Barack Obama takes a drink of water as he listens to a question following his remarks at the American Society of News Editors (ASNE) Convention in Washington, April 3, 2012.
  • Today's Toons 4/4/12

    04/04/2012 1:21:23 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 13 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 4/4/12 | pookie18
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  • A funny thread at Yahoo Answers (vanity)

    04/03/2012 7:11:55 PM PDT · by Bob · 7 replies
    Yahoo Answers ^ | 04/03/2012 | Yahoo answers member
    Sorry for the vanity but this was too funny not to post: If not Obama, Who! Seriously.? Even I'd be a little more worried if one of the younger generation republicans were running like Eric Cantor, or Paul Ryan because less is known about them. Everyone knows the more you know about a Republican the less attractive they become. But not one of the clowns running presently stands a chance once they get the nomination. Romneys worse of a debater than Sarah Palin. Obama's steering this country in the right direction and pretty comfortable with him driving. What the hell...
  • GREAT Ad for a Republican for Congress - Roger Williams

    04/03/2012 5:58:24 PM PDT · by BookaT · 4 replies
    "While the President enjoys his vacation, I tried to talk some sense into his party's leadership. As you can see in the video, I gave them tough love & tough talk about the importance of the free market - we need to put the liberal donkey days behind us."
  • The Walken Dead

    04/03/2012 3:20:07 PM PDT · by EveningStar · 16 replies
    YouTube ^ | October 14, 2011 | Uploaded by P0YKPAC
    Click link to watch video and read viewer comments.
  • 'There are downsides to looking this pretty': Why women hate me for being beautiful

    04/03/2012 11:01:39 AM PDT · by servo1969 · 99 replies
    Daily Mail Online ^ | April 2, 2012 | Samantha Brick
    On a recent flight to New York, I was delighted when a stewardess came over and gave me a bottle of champagne. ‘This is from the captain — he wants to welcome you on board and hopes you have a great flight today,’ she explained. You’re probably thinking ‘what a lovely surprise’. But while it was lovely, it wasn’t a surprise. At least, not for me. Throughout my adult life, I’ve regularly had bottles of bubbly or wine sent to my restaurant table by men I don’t know. Once, a well-dressed chap bought my train ticket when I was standing...
  • Great Moments in Trying Stuff: Angry Cat

    04/03/2012 7:32:43 AM PDT · by smokingfrog · 20 replies
    youtube ^ | 3-6-12 | ColumbiaSportswear
    It's not just a cat in a tiny cat jacket. It's a cat in our most air-permeable tiny cat jacket.
  • Today's Toons 4/3/12

    04/03/2012 1:28:48 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 15 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 4/3/12 | pookie18
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  • Caption Obama 'Wearing' His Mentor

    04/02/2012 2:59:44 PM PDT · by mnehring · 18 replies
  • Evil American Corporation-Alcoa Davenport Works spies on American Family

    04/02/2012 5:04:13 AM PDT · by Jimmy Valentine's brother · 14 replies
    Alcoa Aluminum - Davenport Iowa ^ | 2 April 2003 | Self
    A pair of bald eagles joined the Alcoa Davenport community in Iowa in 2009. They built their 7-foot nest on our 400-acre facility in a tree near the Mississippi River. In the spring of 2010 they fledged a pair of eaglets and later that year we installed our first Eaglecam. We recently launched a new camera with improved video streaming. Employees and the community helped name the eagle pair Liberty and Justice. In April 2011, an online poll named the single eaglet they fledged this year “Freedom”.
  • Google Maps Quest 8-bit

    04/02/2012 8:25:54 AM PDT · by ctdonath2 · 4 replies
    Google Maps ^ | April 1 2012 | Google
    For those who missed Google Maps Quest yesterday, you can still activate it:
  • Today's Toons 4/2/12

    04/02/2012 4:18:13 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 14 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 4/2/12 | pookie18
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  • Dr. Seuss's Little-Known Book of Nudes [NOT an April Fool's Day joke!]

    04/01/2012 7:20:13 PM PDT · by Slings and Arrows · 49 replies
    The Atlantic ^ | 3/2/12 | Maria Popova
    One hundred eight years ago today, the world welcomed Theodor Seuss Geisel, better-known as Dr. Seuss—legendary children's book author, radical ideologist, lover of reading. Among his many creative feats is a fairly unknown, fairly scandalous one: In 1939, when Geisel left Vanguard for Random House, he had one condition for his new publisher, Bennett Cerf—that he would let Geisel do an "adult" book first. The result was The Seven Lady Godivas: The True Facts Concerning History's Barest Family, which tells the story of nudist sisters who, after their father's death, pledge not to wed until each of them has "brought...
  • Marty Allen Interview: ‘Hello Dere’ Comic Is 90 and Still Getting Laughs

    04/01/2012 4:51:18 PM PDT · by nickcarraway · 13 replies
    Smashing Interviews Magazine ^ | MARCH 23, 2012 | Melissa Parker
    Legendary comedian Marty Allen was born in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, found that he enjoyed making people laugh and dreamed about a career in show business. That career has now lasted for over six decades. Allen, known for his signature wild hair and making “Hello dere” household words, volunteered for service in the Air Corps during World War II and received a Soldier’s Medal for his bravery. During the 1950s, he worked as an opening act for stars such as Sarah Vaughan, Eydie Gorme and Nat King Cole. “I’ve worked with almost everybody. I worked with Sinatra, Lena Hornc, Sarah Vaughan, Nat...
  • VIDEO: Donald Verrilli Defends ObamaCare Before Supreme Court

    04/01/2012 2:07:52 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix
  • Google's April Fools Joke is "Google Antonymous Driving in NASCAR"?

    03/31/2012 11:26:53 PM PDT · by Drago · 6 replies
    Google ^ | 04-01-2012 | Google
    If you go to right now, you see a "Driving change: get up to speed on our winning new partnership" link under the Google search box...if you click it you go here: April Fools I would guess!!