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  • Today's Toons 10/31/12

    11/02/2012 1:28:45 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 7 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 10/31/12 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • The College Football Czar: Week 10

    11/01/2012 7:51:15 PM PDT · by Daniel Clark · 5 replies
    The Shinbone: The Frontier of the Free Press ^ | November 1, 2012 | Daniel Clark
    The College Football Czar Week 10 Week nine in review: As this issue goes to print, there remain massive power outages on the Eastern seaboard due to Hurricane Sandy. Naturally, this poses the potential for some of this weekend’s games to be postponed or canceled, although there is no known instance of such at this time. Honestly, the College Football Czar had fully intended to pick Oklahoma over Notre Dame, and he has no idea what possessed him to type in Notre Dame as the winner, but the published pick is the published pick, and the clairvoyant Broward County canvassing...
  • Nate Silver-Intrade Poll Obama 82.35% Romney 16.93% MoE 1.8%

    11/01/2012 6:36:15 PM PDT · by Perdogg · 26 replies
    Breaking from a bathhouse in NYC, Nate Silver released his first poll in cooperation with Intrade betting site. He predicted with 99.9998% certainty that Obama would win all 538 Electoral Votes from all 57 states. He also said with 116.342% certainty that Obama would win the 2016 Republican and Democrat nomination and run unopposed.
  • Today's Toons 10/30/12

    11/01/2012 5:01:07 PM PDT · by pookie18 · 26 replies
    We have power...woo-hoo! Click on link.
  • Amy's Place ... Poetry and Potpourri ... November, 2012

    10/31/2012 10:23:31 PM PDT · by JustAmy · 1,008 replies
    11-1-2012 | JustAmy; St.Louie1; MamaBear; Billie; Meg33, Friends
    Welcome To.... 'Amy's Place' welcomes all poets and those who enjoy poetry.'Amy's Place' is more than just about poetry.Come in, relax, and share with fellow FReepersyour thoughts about any of the things on the *Menu*. Enjoy! :) Never Forget! Bad Penny Amy's personal guardian ~ the ever charming, lovable, huggable, LouieWolf Many thanks for stopping by. : )
  • Tin Leftists and Obama's Coming (Vanity)

    10/31/2012 7:39:55 PM PDT · by 50sDad · 4 replies
    My own Twisted Mind ^ | 10/31/12 | 50sdad
    Tin Leftists and Obama’s coming, In the booth you’re on your own. This November the truth I see, Four dead in Benghazi. Gotta get truth through it Al Queda gun’d them down Should have been marines to go. What if you saw it Like the Prez did, going down? How can you sleep when you know? Word was never given; Our leader was laying them down. Should have been out long ago. What if you knew them And found them dead on the ground? How can you sleep when you know? Grim Leftists and Obama’s coming; When you vote you’re...
  • Caption Obama and Christie

    10/31/2012 4:10:46 PM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 52 replies
    Photo: On Marine One, President Obama and Governor Christie survey the damage caused by Hurricane Sandy along New Jersey coast, Oct. 31, 2012.
  • All New South Park: Episode 1613: A Scause for Applause

    10/31/2012 11:55:54 AM PDT · by EveningStar · 4 replies
    South Park Studios ^ | October 31, 2012 | Trey Parker and Matt Stone
    A serious doping scandal shakes everyone's faith on an all-new episode of "South Park" titled "A Scause for Applause" premiering Wednesday, October 31 at 10:00 p.m. ET/PT on Comedy Central. Rocked by the recent news of drug use by a beloved icon, the world is left feeling lost and betrayed. The boys, join with the rest of the nation, and remove their yellow wristbands. Everyone is on board, except for Stan, who just can’t seem to cut off his bracelet.
  • Obama Blames Hurricane On Video

    HOBOKEN, NJ -- While touring New Jersey today, President Barack Obama blamed the damage cause by the hurricane on a video forecast that was posted late last week on The Weather Channel. Obama went on to apologize profusely to the Atlantic Ocean for the incendiary nature of the video. He vowed to track down those who created the video and bring them to justice. He also promised quick reaction, proclaiming “We leave nobody behind." Secretary of State Hillary Clinton strongly denounced both the video posted on the Internet and Weather Channel that is rousing the angry ocean throughout the Northeast....
  • BREAKING NEWS: Obama blames hurricane on a video posted on the Weather Channel

    10/31/2012 5:24:19 AM PDT · by Bulwinkle · 19 replies
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    BREAKING NEWS: Obama blames hurricane on a video posted on the Weather Channel HOBOKEN, NJ -- While touring New Jersey today, President Barack Obama blamed the damage cause by the hurricane on a video forecast that was posted late last week on The Weather Channel. Obama went on to apologize profusely to the Atlantic Ocean for the incendiary nature of the video. He vowed to track down those who created the video and bring them to justice. He also promised quick reaction, proclaiming “We leave nobody behind."
  • Irvine woman wants roadside memorial to honor fish killed in truck crash.

    10/31/2012 2:53:15 AM PDT · by carriage_hill · 46 replies
    Fox News ^ | Published October 30, 2012 | AP
    <p>IRVINE, Calif. – An Orange County woman has asked the city of Irvine to erect a sign honoring hundreds of truck crash victims -- who were fish.</p> <p>About 1,600 pounds of saltwater bass died on Oct. 11 when a container truck hauling them to market got into a three-way crash.</p>
  • President Obama’s Halloween Message 2012

    10/30/2012 10:54:23 PM PDT · by garjog · 26 replies
    White House ^ | October 31, 2012 | Barak Obama
    President Obama’s Halloween Message White House, October 31, 2012 Good morning. This Halloween we are reminded of the hardship suffering by victims of the hurricane that has ravished the east coast. Our hearts go out to all who are in need. At this difficult moment it is good to pause and celebrate the American tradition of giving and receiving. Nearly 500 years ago, the people of Scotland set aside this evening as All-Hallows-Even, that is, the night before All Hallows Day. Since then, the ancestors of Americans have looked for inspiration in the giving and receiving of treats on this...
  • Obamacronium,the Densest Element discovered by Scientist 2012

    10/30/2012 5:01:27 PM PDT · by NamVet71MP · 1 replies
    www.youtube.com ^ | 9/3/2012 | BlessGodforever
    The Denest Element yet know to science has been discovered. "Obamacronium" Incredible new discovery that scientist believe is the Darkest Matter known to mankind.
  • Ahmadinejad calling

    10/30/2012 9:23:47 AM PDT · by Former Fetus
    Jewish World Review ^ | 10/30/2012 | Tom Purcell
    Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad phones President Obama's private line. Obama answers. "Why are you calling me, Ahmadinejad? You know we're not ready for one-on-one talks." "But Mahmoud and the mullahs worried about American election! We worry Obama will lose!" "I'm not going to lose, you nut job. People love me here. I give them other people's money." "But Mahmoud think Romney use Iran to score big points in debate. He scare people into thinking Iran developing nuclear weapons and that you not do enough to stop us!" "That's not true. My sanctions are killing your economy and if anyone knows...
  • Biden Debates Biden

    10/30/2012 5:04:15 AM PDT · by navysealdad · 4 replies
    Vice-president Joe Biden debates himself
  • Today's Toons 10/29/12

    10/29/2012 3:46:19 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 28 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 10/29/12 | pookie18
    Click on link. (Warning: Should hurricane Sandy knock out power, I’ll be back...when I’ll be back...)
  • Lindsay Lohan wants to know why everyone is panicing over a hurricane (humor break)

    10/28/2012 7:09:52 PM PDT · by markomalley · 44 replies
    Twitchy ^ | 10/28/12
    There are no words.
  • GANDALF STYLE - Parody of PSY - GANGNAM STYLE

    10/28/2012 4:33:46 PM PDT · by dynachrome · 23 replies
    youtube ^ | 9-13-12 | Angie Griffin and Chad Nikolaus
    Help! Teh gangnam song has infiltrated my brain via the Internutz!
  • Caution: Do Not Swallow!

    10/28/2012 7:11:56 AM PDT · by NamVet71MP · 16 replies
    9gag.com ^ | 10/26/12 | kookybuy