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  • An Open Letter to the Queen of England

    11/07/2012 8:52:46 PM PST · by Blue Collar Republican · 46 replies
    FaceBook ^ | Nov. 6, 2012 | Edwin R Williams
    Your Majesty, We, the people of the former American colonies, would like to offer our most sincere apology over that little misunderstanding we had 236 years ago. Had we known that we were going to be subjects anyway, we could have saved a lot of trouble and hard feelings. We were under the mistaken belief that we would be free, sovereign citizens; we believed that our hard work would yield its own rewards without someone coming along and taking what we built in the name of “Fairness”. We thought our laws and Constitution would protect us from a foreign born...
  • 44 days until the Mayan Calendar expires (Vanity)

    11/07/2012 4:09:29 PM PST · by Perdogg · 19 replies
    There are 44 days until the Mayan Calendar expires. 44. Coincidence? I think not. At least we have something to look forward to happening.
  • Bluto's Big Speech

    11/07/2012 3:46:43 PM PST · by mgstarr · 3 replies
    You Tube | 1978 | National Lampoon
    After last night's slow drip water torture and today's post mortem, figured we might need a short and inspiring speech to reflect on: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ep-xgd_eETE Let's Do It!!!!!
  • All New South Park: Episode 1614: Obama Wins!

    11/07/2012 1:41:10 PM PST · by EveningStar · 21 replies
    South Park Studios ^ | November 7, 2012 | Trey Parker and Matt Stone
    The presidental election isn't over until you watch this all-new episode of "South Park" titled "Obama Wins!" premiering Wednesday, November 7 at 10:00 p.m. ET/PT on Comedy Central. Cartman is hiding something in his bedroom that could change the outcome of the entire election. While Americans innocently plan to go to sleep Tuesday night with the election results counted and a winner announced, Cartman has secretly wrestled control of the presidential election from the voters.
  • New county by county election map

    11/07/2012 12:14:32 PM PST · by red-dawg · 21 replies
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  • Gallows Humor for the Post-Election Day

    11/07/2012 7:15:38 AM PST · by shy.invisible.grl · 18 replies
    11/7/12 | Me
    So today, nearly everyone I know is very disheartened and I thought a little gallows humor could lighten everyone's spirits a bit. I'll try to get us started, please jump in if you have one! --So it's true, America does love a tragedy. --I couldn't figure out what to wear today, and then I realized, of course, sack cloth and ashes. --The American electorate reminds me of Absalom, because voting for Obama is like getting it on with your sister, it's just wrong and you should be ashamed. --So, fellow Christians, do you think they'll let us pick our own...
  • Today's Toons 11/7/12

    11/07/2012 5:05:39 AM PST · by pookie18 · 17 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 11/7/12 | pookie18
    Click of link :-(
  • My reaction to tonight's election result [vanity]

    11/06/2012 10:52:58 PM PST · by Slings and Arrows · 30 replies
  • Piedmont Mom Gets $2,500 Ticket After Son, 3, Urinates In Front Yard

    11/06/2012 10:55:07 AM PST · by bigbob · 30 replies
    Oklahomas Own News 9 ^ | 11-6-12 | Havonnah Johnson
    PIEDMONT, Oklahoma - A 3 year old gets his mom in trouble with the law when he gets a ticket from police. Now the little boy's mother will have to pay thousands of dollars for what the toddler did in their own front yard. Dillan is being potty trained. His mother says he wasn't playing outside and wasn't near the facilities, so he unzipped. News 9 was told before he could pee, a Piedmont police officer stopped him. It's a bathroom break that cost mom $2,500. "Dillan pulled down his pants to pee outside. I guess and the cop pulled...
  • Hollywood's "I Pledge" (From the rim of the memory hole)

    11/06/2012 5:33:16 AM PST · by Eddie01 · 3 replies
    Youtube ^ | Jan 19, 2009 | Hollywood dopes
    Worth a quick look to remind you who the celebrities co-conspiritors are. Demi Moore / Ashton Kutcher. The height of liberal arrogance.
  • Today's Toons 11/6/12

    11/06/2012 2:32:29 AM PST · by pookie18 · 22 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 11/6/12 | pookie18
    Click on link...& FReep this election!!!
  • Name Your Libation

    11/05/2012 7:02:55 PM PST · by ping jockey · 130 replies
    vanity | 11/4/2012 | Ping Jockey
    O.K. Name the particular type and brand of libation you will celebrate this win with (or for the eyores in the crowd cry over)
  • Remember Chick Fil A Day! (HOPE!!!!)

    11/05/2012 7:02:12 PM PST · by RushIsMyTeddyBear · 12 replies
    YouTube ^ | 11/5/2012 | me
    During Chick Fil A Day, while standing in line with my kids.....I started singing this song, and the rest of the people joined in. It was truly a blessed moment. I didn't record it, but wanted to share a GREAT rendition of it. I think tomorrow is going to be the same as that great turnout. I have great hope. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJNqep77vBw
  • We Need a BINGO Card for Election Night!

    11/05/2012 6:28:53 PM PST · by Diana in Wisconsin · 34 replies
    Me | November 5, 2012 | Diana in Wisconsin
    So...which phrases will The Talking Heads in the MSM use tomorrow night? Let's make a BINGO Car for Election Night!
  • Play by the rules!

    11/05/2012 6:10:04 PM PST · by foundedonpurpose · 4 replies
    youtube ^ | 11/5/12 | chaffee kid
    Is there anybody out there who'll just play by the rules?
  • Where's Mooshell? Is she packing?

    11/05/2012 4:54:29 PM PST · by GYPSY286 · 36 replies
    November 5, 2012 | Gypsy286
    Why isn't Mooshell on the campaign trail with her beloved Nobama? Is she embarrassed to be seen with a loser? Or perhaps this is the first time she is not proud of her hubby?
  • Hit The Road Jack! (Music For Tomorrow (Election) Night - November 6, 2012)

    11/05/2012 3:53:12 PM PST · by Heart-Rest · 32 replies
    youtube ^ | Ray Charles
    L e t    F r e e d o m    S i n g Here are a few songs you might want to kick back and enjoy tomorrow night (Tuesday, November 6, 2012), as the election results decisively flow in and verify the Romney/Ryan victory, marking the end of America's recent long nightmare with B.O. and his anti-American team of nefarious, nattering nabobs of negatvism, and their co-conspirators, the other evil, diabolical dealers of the culture of death, as well as the dim-bulbed dingleberts and pernicious prevaricators who make up the sleazy, treasonous, so-called "mainstream-media" who always...
  • Obama's Closing Argument: Only I Can Save You from America's Evil Past--and Future

    11/05/2012 8:08:24 AM PST · by Silentgypsy · 12 replies
    Breitbart.com ^ | 11/05/2012 | Joel B. Pollak
    With just one day left before the polls open, Democrats have settled on a closing message to the 2012 campaign that portrays the Obama presidency as a brief moment of enlightenment in America’s bleak past and future. America used to be a place of economic, racial, and sexual oppression--and it would be again, Democrats argue, if the country turned to Romney instead of rewarding Obama with a second term in office. That is what Obama means when he invokes the repeated refrain--“We’ve come too far to turn back now.”
  • Caption: Photo Obama at Rally in Cincinnati

    11/05/2012 4:30:37 AM PST · by castlegreyskull · 46 replies
    Yahoo News ^ | November 5, 2012 | Chris Moody
  • Today's Toons 11/5/12

    11/05/2012 3:26:48 AM PST · by pookie18 · 24 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 11/5/12 | pookie18
    Click on link.