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  • An Open Letter to the Queen of England

    11/07/2012 8:52:46 PM PST · by Blue Collar Republican · 46 replies
    FaceBook ^ | Nov. 6, 2012 | Edwin R Williams
    Your Majesty, We, the people of the former American colonies, would like to offer our most sincere apology over that little misunderstanding we had 236 years ago. Had we known that we were going to be subjects anyway, we could have saved a lot of trouble and hard feelings. We were under the mistaken belief that we would be free, sovereign citizens; we believed that our hard work would yield its own rewards without someone coming along and taking what we built in the name of “Fairness”. We thought our laws and Constitution would protect us from a foreign born...
  • 44 days until the Mayan Calendar expires (Vanity)

    11/07/2012 4:09:29 PM PST · by Perdogg · 19 replies
    There are 44 days until the Mayan Calendar expires. 44. Coincidence? I think not. At least we have something to look forward to happening.
  • Bluto's Big Speech

    11/07/2012 3:46:43 PM PST · by mgstarr · 3 replies
    You Tube | 1978 | National Lampoon
    After last night's slow drip water torture and today's post mortem, figured we might need a short and inspiring speech to reflect on: Let's Do It!!!!!
  • All New South Park: Episode 1614: Obama Wins!

    11/07/2012 1:41:10 PM PST · by EveningStar · 21 replies
    South Park Studios ^ | November 7, 2012 | Trey Parker and Matt Stone
    The presidental election isn't over until you watch this all-new episode of "South Park" titled "Obama Wins!" premiering Wednesday, November 7 at 10:00 p.m. ET/PT on Comedy Central. Cartman is hiding something in his bedroom that could change the outcome of the entire election. While Americans innocently plan to go to sleep Tuesday night with the election results counted and a winner announced, Cartman has secretly wrestled control of the presidential election from the voters.
  • New county by county election map

    11/07/2012 12:14:32 PM PST · by red-dawg · 21 replies
  • Gallows Humor for the Post-Election Day

    11/07/2012 7:15:38 AM PST · by shy.invisible.grl · 18 replies
    11/7/12 | Me
    So today, nearly everyone I know is very disheartened and I thought a little gallows humor could lighten everyone's spirits a bit. I'll try to get us started, please jump in if you have one! --So it's true, America does love a tragedy. --I couldn't figure out what to wear today, and then I realized, of course, sack cloth and ashes. --The American electorate reminds me of Absalom, because voting for Obama is like getting it on with your sister, it's just wrong and you should be ashamed. --So, fellow Christians, do you think they'll let us pick our own...
  • Today's Toons 11/7/12

    11/07/2012 5:05:39 AM PST · by pookie18 · 17 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 11/7/12 | pookie18
    Click of link :-(
  • My reaction to tonight's election result [vanity]

    11/06/2012 10:52:58 PM PST · by Slings and Arrows · 30 replies
  • Piedmont Mom Gets $2,500 Ticket After Son, 3, Urinates In Front Yard

    11/06/2012 10:55:07 AM PST · by bigbob · 30 replies
    Oklahomas Own News 9 ^ | 11-6-12 | Havonnah Johnson
    PIEDMONT, Oklahoma - A 3 year old gets his mom in trouble with the law when he gets a ticket from police. Now the little boy's mother will have to pay thousands of dollars for what the toddler did in their own front yard. Dillan is being potty trained. His mother says he wasn't playing outside and wasn't near the facilities, so he unzipped. News 9 was told before he could pee, a Piedmont police officer stopped him. It's a bathroom break that cost mom $2,500. "Dillan pulled down his pants to pee outside. I guess and the cop pulled...
  • Hollywood's "I Pledge" (From the rim of the memory hole)

    11/06/2012 5:33:16 AM PST · by Eddie01 · 3 replies
    Youtube ^ | Jan 19, 2009 | Hollywood dopes
    Worth a quick look to remind you who the celebrities co-conspiritors are. Demi Moore / Ashton Kutcher. The height of liberal arrogance.
  • Today's Toons 11/6/12

    11/06/2012 2:32:29 AM PST · by pookie18 · 22 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 11/6/12 | pookie18
    Click on link...& FReep this election!!!
  • Name Your Libation

    11/05/2012 7:02:55 PM PST · by ping jockey · 130 replies
    vanity | 11/4/2012 | Ping Jockey
    O.K. Name the particular type and brand of libation you will celebrate this win with (or for the eyores in the crowd cry over)
  • Remember Chick Fil A Day! (HOPE!!!!)

    11/05/2012 7:02:12 PM PST · by RushIsMyTeddyBear · 12 replies
    YouTube ^ | 11/5/2012 | me
    During Chick Fil A Day, while standing in line with my kids.....I started singing this song, and the rest of the people joined in. It was truly a blessed moment. I didn't record it, but wanted to share a GREAT rendition of it. I think tomorrow is going to be the same as that great turnout. I have great hope.
  • We Need a BINGO Card for Election Night!

    11/05/2012 6:28:53 PM PST · by Diana in Wisconsin · 34 replies
    Me | November 5, 2012 | Diana in Wisconsin
    So...which phrases will The Talking Heads in the MSM use tomorrow night? Let's make a BINGO Car for Election Night!
  • Play by the rules!

    11/05/2012 6:10:04 PM PST · by foundedonpurpose · 4 replies
    youtube ^ | 11/5/12 | chaffee kid
    Is there anybody out there who'll just play by the rules?
  • Where's Mooshell? Is she packing?

    11/05/2012 4:54:29 PM PST · by GYPSY286 · 36 replies
    November 5, 2012 | Gypsy286
    Why isn't Mooshell on the campaign trail with her beloved Nobama? Is she embarrassed to be seen with a loser? Or perhaps this is the first time she is not proud of her hubby?
  • Hit The Road Jack! (Music For Tomorrow (Election) Night - November 6, 2012)

    11/05/2012 3:53:12 PM PST · by Heart-Rest · 32 replies
    youtube ^ | Ray Charles
    L e t    F r e e d o m    S i n g Here are a few songs you might want to kick back and enjoy tomorrow night (Tuesday, November 6, 2012), as the election results decisively flow in and verify the Romney/Ryan victory, marking the end of America's recent long nightmare with B.O. and his anti-American team of nefarious, nattering nabobs of negatvism, and their co-conspirators, the other evil, diabolical dealers of the culture of death, as well as the dim-bulbed dingleberts and pernicious prevaricators who make up the sleazy, treasonous, so-called "mainstream-media" who always...
  • Obama's Closing Argument: Only I Can Save You from America's Evil Past--and Future

    11/05/2012 8:08:24 AM PST · by Silentgypsy · 12 replies ^ | 11/05/2012 | Joel B. Pollak
    With just one day left before the polls open, Democrats have settled on a closing message to the 2012 campaign that portrays the Obama presidency as a brief moment of enlightenment in America’s bleak past and future. America used to be a place of economic, racial, and sexual oppression--and it would be again, Democrats argue, if the country turned to Romney instead of rewarding Obama with a second term in office. That is what Obama means when he invokes the repeated refrain--“We’ve come too far to turn back now.”
  • Caption: Photo Obama at Rally in Cincinnati

    11/05/2012 4:30:37 AM PST · by castlegreyskull · 46 replies
    Yahoo News ^ | November 5, 2012 | Chris Moody
  • Today's Toons 11/5/12

    11/05/2012 3:26:48 AM PST · by pookie18 · 24 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 11/5/12 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • Rage Monkey Asks, "WHAT is up with Jarrett??!?" (#14 in a series)

    11/05/2012 2:53:31 AM PST · by Lazamataz · 43 replies
    Original Content | November 5, 2012 | By Laz A. Mataz
  • Rage Monkey asks, "Revenge against WHAT????!?"

    11/04/2012 7:44:35 PM PST · by Lazamataz · 43 replies
    Free Republic Original Content | November 4, 2012 | By Laz A. Mataz
  • “Freedom or Fairness? Pick one” Election 2012

    11/04/2012 5:46:54 PM PST · by ShadowPatriot · 1 replies
    “Freedom or Fairness? Pick one” The Democrat Party promotes fairness...but never freedom. You know who else promoted fairnesss?  I’ll give you a hint: “From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs.” Featuring Captain jackass.   Awesome tunage from Bob Segar, Chet Baker, The O’Jays and more… Joe Dan destroys the chronic failures  of the liberal economics with a tasty toddy of fact & ridicule.  Bon appetit... Watch Intellectual Froglegs #11 Now
  • SNL’s Gov. Christie Hates Voting For Romney, Mayor Bloomberg Threatens To Arrest Obama...

    11/04/2012 9:32:25 AM PST · by RoosterRedux · 6 replies ^ | 11/4/2012
    Full title: SNL’s Gov. Christie Hates Voting For Romney, Mayor Bloomberg Threatens To Arrest Obama If He Comes To NYC On tonight’s Saturday Night Live, faux versions of NYC Mayor Michael Bloomberg and New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie made appearances, goofing on their respective attitudes in wake of Hurricane Sandy. Fred Armisen‘s Bloomberg praised his sign-language interpreter’s “pizzazz” and said that while he intends to vote for President Barack Obama, if the president shows up in Manhattan with his big motorcade right now… things are going to get pretty ugly. Like… “you’re going to get arrested” ugly. Bobby Moynihan‘s Christie...
  • Change your clocks last night, change your president Tuesday.

    11/04/2012 5:27:12 AM PST · by Drango · 3 replies
    Change your clocks last night, change your president Tuesday.
  • Barack Obama vs Mitt Romney. Epic Rap Battles Of History Season 2.

    11/04/2012 5:09:27 AM PST · by NamVet71MP · 2 replies
    YouTube ^ | 10/15/2012 | ERB
    Hi. My name is Nice Peter, and this is EpicLLOYD, and this is the Epic Rap Battles of History, Season 2. As always, these videos could not be possible without your suggestions, your subscription, and the help of a lot of awesome people.
  • Matt Steele Outdoors (3) Shooting Grip Essentials

    11/03/2012 11:16:23 PM PDT · by SWAMPSNIPER · 8 replies
    YOUTUBE ^ | November 04, 2012 | Matt Steele
    Proper grip technique demonstrated.
  • Hitler Finds Out Mitt Romney Won In A Landslide, Freaks Out

    11/03/2012 4:20:17 PM PDT · by garjog · 16 replies
    YouTube ^ | Published on Oct 4, 2012 | garybpilot1
    Hitler in his bunker finds out Romney wins. (Warning: F words towards end.)
  • Don't Forget - Somewhat Vanity

    11/03/2012 3:10:26 PM PDT · by Bushbacker1 · 3 replies
    Self | 11-3-12 | Bushbacker1
  • Obama Supporter 4 years later

    11/03/2012 10:12:40 AM PDT · by navysealdad · 3 replies
    Good anti-Obama ad. Obama Supporter Interviews Herself 4 years later.
  • Random Saturday Musings.....

    11/03/2012 6:57:06 AM PDT · by Lazamataz · 48 replies
    Nov 3, 2012 | By Laz A. Mataz
    Daylight Savings this weekend. We get an extra hour of sleep. BUT IS THIS ALL IT IS? OR IS THIS A NEFARIOUS PLOT BY THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION TO DELAY THE ELECTION BY AN HOUR???!??!??!????!???!???!?! WOW! So, I went to 3rd Street. Warehouse Tire is an empty warehouse. I got mugged, then carjacked. But like the note said, I'm doing the same to the next total stranger. Now to make a few Free Republic account adjustments.... Account >> My Preferences >> Obama Loses Election THERE. Much better. Confucius say, “Woman who thinks way to man’s heart through his stomach misses...
  • How Women Burn Calories in France

    11/03/2012 6:42:46 AM PDT · by navysealdad · 14 replies
    Video Commercial how women burn calories in France.
  • Today's Toons 11/2/12

    11/02/2012 5:54:41 PM PDT · by pookie18 · 12 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 11/2/12 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • Caption Campaigner in Chief

    11/02/2012 2:24:37 PM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 14 replies
    U.S. President Barack Obama (L) and New Jersey Governor Chris Christie talk to survivors of Hurricane Sandy in a community center while touring damaged areas in Brigantine, New Jersey, October 31, 2012 but then a day later... U.S. President Obama smiles at a campaign event in Green Bay, Wisconsin November 1, 2012 U.S. President Barack Obama greets supporters after speaking at a campaign event at Cheyenne Sports Complex in Las Vegas, Nevada November 1, 2012 A cardboard cut out of President Barack Obama is seen in a room where volunteer workers work the phone bank at the AFL-CIO building in...
  • Today's Toons 11/1/12

    11/02/2012 2:21:51 PM PDT · by pookie18 · 8 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 11/1/12 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • The 5 Craziest Presidential Ads of All Time

    11/02/2012 12:02:05 PM PDT · by JoeDetweiler · 12 replies ^ | 10-30-2012 | Mark Hill
    "It's 20 seconds of a guy laughing hysterically at a TV showing the name of Nixon's VP candidate, Spiro Agnew. The "joke" is that Agnew was an obscure politician, but it seems safer to vote for an unknown than a candidate supported by what sounds like a James Bond supervillain who just finished announcing his plan to blow up the White House with a space laser. See how far we've come? Laughing at a candidate's name used to be the strategy of one of the most successful commercial makers in history. Now it's the strategy of Free Republic."
  • Canada Beefing Up Border Patrol In Event Romney Wins Presidential Election

    11/02/2012 11:54:12 AM PDT · by LucianOfSamasota · 19 replies
    The Global Edition ^ | Oct 6, 2012 | Jello Marx
    CANADA, (The Global Edition) — Governor Romney’s surprising victory in first Presidential debate between President Obama and the Governor has had a surprising effect on the United State’s neighbors to the north, North American media reports. The border police gave out a warning about “a flood of American liberals seen sneaking across the border into Canada“... SNIP...Media outlets report that the possibility of a Romney Presidency has prompted the exodus among left-leaning citizens who fear they’ll soon be required to “hold down a job, hunt, pray, and agree with Bill O’Reilly.” SNIP... According to well-informed sources, “liberals need so much...
  • CAPTION TIME: Our Dear Leader in command

    11/02/2012 8:12:26 AM PDT · by McGruff · 24 replies
    HumanEvents ^ | 11/02/2012 | you
    I know people are hurting but let's relief some stress. Add your caption.

    11/02/2012 5:46:36 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 54 replies
      "After the last debate, experts agreed that President Obama won on substance and I thought: Well, big deal, Lance Armstrong won on several substances." -David Letterman  "Experts say the entire 2012 election could come down to just eight states. The states are: confusion, dismay, depression, apathy, shock, disbelief, despair, and anxiety. Those are the eight states." -Jay Leno "Don't ask, don't tell" is back. Not for gays in the military — it's President Obama's new policy for questions about Libya." ~ Jay Leno   "Republicans are accusing the White House of successfully engineering a massive cover-up of the Libyan...
  • From a 14 year old art student...

  • Today's Toons 10/31/12

    11/02/2012 1:28:45 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 7 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 10/31/12 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • The College Football Czar: Week 10

    11/01/2012 7:51:15 PM PDT · by Daniel Clark · 5 replies
    The Shinbone: The Frontier of the Free Press ^ | November 1, 2012 | Daniel Clark
    The College Football Czar Week 10 Week nine in review: As this issue goes to print, there remain massive power outages on the Eastern seaboard due to Hurricane Sandy. Naturally, this poses the potential for some of this weekend’s games to be postponed or canceled, although there is no known instance of such at this time. Honestly, the College Football Czar had fully intended to pick Oklahoma over Notre Dame, and he has no idea what possessed him to type in Notre Dame as the winner, but the published pick is the published pick, and the clairvoyant Broward County canvassing...
  • Nate Silver-Intrade Poll Obama 82.35% Romney 16.93% MoE 1.8%

    11/01/2012 6:36:15 PM PDT · by Perdogg · 26 replies
    Breaking from a bathhouse in NYC, Nate Silver released his first poll in cooperation with Intrade betting site. He predicted with 99.9998% certainty that Obama would win all 538 Electoral Votes from all 57 states. He also said with 116.342% certainty that Obama would win the 2016 Republican and Democrat nomination and run unopposed.
  • Today's Toons 10/30/12

    11/01/2012 5:01:07 PM PDT · by pookie18 · 26 replies
    We have power...woo-hoo! Click on link.
  • Amy's Place ... Poetry and Potpourri ... November, 2012

    10/31/2012 10:23:31 PM PDT · by JustAmy · 1,008 replies
    11-1-2012 | JustAmy; St.Louie1; MamaBear; Billie; Meg33, Friends
    Welcome To.... 'Amy's Place' welcomes all poets and those who enjoy poetry.'Amy's Place' is more than just about poetry.Come in, relax, and share with fellow FReepersyour thoughts about any of the things on the *Menu*. Enjoy! :) Never Forget! Bad Penny Amy's personal guardian ~ the ever charming, lovable, huggable, LouieWolf Many thanks for stopping by. : )
  • Tin Leftists and Obama's Coming (Vanity)

    10/31/2012 7:39:55 PM PDT · by 50sDad · 4 replies
    My own Twisted Mind ^ | 10/31/12 | 50sdad
    Tin Leftists and Obama’s coming, In the booth you’re on your own. This November the truth I see, Four dead in Benghazi. Gotta get truth through it Al Queda gun’d them down Should have been marines to go. What if you saw it Like the Prez did, going down? How can you sleep when you know? Word was never given; Our leader was laying them down. Should have been out long ago. What if you knew them And found them dead on the ground? How can you sleep when you know? Grim Leftists and Obama’s coming; When you vote you’re...
  • Caption Obama and Christie

    10/31/2012 4:10:46 PM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 52 replies
    Photo: On Marine One, President Obama and Governor Christie survey the damage caused by Hurricane Sandy along New Jersey coast, Oct. 31, 2012.
  • All New South Park: Episode 1613: A Scause for Applause

    10/31/2012 11:55:54 AM PDT · by EveningStar · 4 replies
    South Park Studios ^ | October 31, 2012 | Trey Parker and Matt Stone
    A serious doping scandal shakes everyone's faith on an all-new episode of "South Park" titled "A Scause for Applause" premiering Wednesday, October 31 at 10:00 p.m. ET/PT on Comedy Central. Rocked by the recent news of drug use by a beloved icon, the world is left feeling lost and betrayed. The boys, join with the rest of the nation, and remove their yellow wristbands. Everyone is on board, except for Stan, who just can’t seem to cut off his bracelet.
  • Obama Blames Hurricane On Video

    HOBOKEN, NJ -- While touring New Jersey today, President Barack Obama blamed the damage cause by the hurricane on a video forecast that was posted late last week on The Weather Channel. Obama went on to apologize profusely to the Atlantic Ocean for the incendiary nature of the video. He vowed to track down those who created the video and bring them to justice. He also promised quick reaction, proclaiming “We leave nobody behind." Secretary of State Hillary Clinton strongly denounced both the video posted on the Internet and Weather Channel that is rousing the angry ocean throughout the Northeast....
  • BREAKING NEWS: Obama blames hurricane on a video posted on the Weather Channel

    10/31/2012 5:24:19 AM PDT · by Bulwinkle · 19 replies
    BREAKING NEWS: Obama blames hurricane on a video posted on the Weather Channel HOBOKEN, NJ -- While touring New Jersey today, President Barack Obama blamed the damage cause by the hurricane on a video forecast that was posted late last week on The Weather Channel. Obama went on to apologize profusely to the Atlantic Ocean for the incendiary nature of the video. He vowed to track down those who created the video and bring them to justice. He also promised quick reaction, proclaiming “We leave nobody behind."