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  • PUBLISHER COMPLETELY REWORKS 'ALL IN' BOOK

    11/10/2012 7:37:19 PM PST · by Obama_Is_Sabotaging_America · 11 replies
    Obama_Is_Sabotaging_America ^ | November 10, 2012 | Obama_Is_Sabotaging_America
    Eagle Press has announced a recall and reprinting of all 'ALL IN' books, including the covers. Due to a change in current events and the likelihood of General Petraeus testifying in the upcoming Benghazi hearings, the publisher has decided to replace the 'ALL IN' book with an 'UNACCOUNTABLE' book, including its new cover shown here: Reissue of 'ALL IN' as 'UNACCOUNTABLE' is underway. The publisher has issued a recall of all 'ALL IN' copies, effective immediately. Anyone possessing a copy who desires to keep it may do so but are urged to do a trade in for 'UNACCOUNTABLE' as its...
  • "Come in from the ledge" Intellectual Froglegs #12

    11/10/2012 3:31:29 PM PST · by ShadowPatriot · 18 replies
    "Come in from the ledge" Intellectual Froglegs #12 Problems are easy to find... Solutions not so much---unless of course you watch Intellectual Froglegs #12... the absolute best new conservative show on the wild, wild web [now a regular feature on Moonbattery & Alfonzo Rachel]. Nov 6 was a sad day indeed for the United States of America...but to be humbled is NOT to be defeated,  And giving up is not an option.  This is a NEW America… and we’re going to need new ideas and new behaviors.  We gotta place our faith in God, and we have to be smart. So come...
  • COMIC RELIEF/Beauty is only skin deep: The top-ten ugliest women in politics

    11/09/2012 1:16:49 PM PST · by US Navy Vet · 14 replies
    The Washington Times, LLC ^ | August 12, 2012 | by Eric Golub
    Eric Golub Ask me a question. Follow @TYGRRRREXPRESS LOS ANGELES, August 13, 2012 On June 21, the Top 30 Hottest Political Women of 2012 were unveiled. The idea of a Top 10 Ugliest Women in Politics list was born on Independence Day. Due to the controversial nature of this undertaking, I explained the methodology in detail. This list consists of women who are not all ugly, not by traditional standards of beauty. Most in fact are attractive. What they are not, though, is conservative
  • Shark Reportedly Saves Man Lost at Sea (see funny comment by Mandel)

    11/09/2012 7:00:40 AM PST · by SgtHooper · 8 replies
    http://www.takepart.com ^ | September 22, 2012 | Andri Antoniades
    "A Kiribati man stranded at sea for 15 weeks says a six-foot shark is responsible for his rescue. Toakai Teitoi is a policeman and father of six from Kiribati, an island nation in the central Pacific Ocean. He and his brother-in-law became lost on a small wooden boat during what was supposed to have been a two-hour sea journey between the islands of Tarawa and Maiana,... See the comment by Budkis Mandel. Quite funny!
  • (-:(-:(-:THE OFFICIAL SOCIALIST FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD:-):-):-)

    11/09/2012 4:33:01 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 93 replies
    There is an imposter among us...The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang. He listened intently, and after a moment his face brightened.When he hung up, he immediately phoned his mother to tell her the good news."Ma," he shouted, "the results are in. I won the election!""Honestly?" she replied.The politician's smiled faded. "Aw, Ma, why bring that up at a time like this?" To Obama...
  • Today's Toons 11/9/12

    11/09/2012 3:07:16 AM PST · by pookie18 · 28 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 11/9/12 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • The College Football Czar: Week 11

    11/08/2012 7:53:24 PM PST · by Daniel Clark · 1 replies
    The Shinbone: The Frontier of the Free Press ^ | November 8, 2012 | Daniel Clark
    The College Football Czar Week 11 Week ten in review: For the second time this season, the College Football Czar must issue a retraction. A few dozen more, and he may find himself writing for the New York Times. Last week, he wrote that Air Force was looking to clinch the Commander-in-Chiefs Trophy against Army, when in fact, they were merely trying to stay in contention for it, having lost to Navy in overtime earlier this season. Armys 41-21 shocker over the AFA means that possession of the trophy will be decided in the season-ending Army-Navy game. All the undefeated...
  • Election 2012 aftermath...

    11/08/2012 5:28:41 PM PST · by Typical_Whitey · 7 replies
    I suggest that Atlas should Shrug, go pick up his EBT card, Obamaphone, and head to Colorado to smoke a bowl while he waits in line for his Obamacare.
  • A SIGN OF THE TIMES

    11/08/2012 8:25:13 AM PST · by Morgana · 5 replies
    Michael Berry ^ | 11.8.2012 | Michael Berry
    It's a punishment as old as mankind: shame. A judge has ordered an Ohio woman, who drove on a sidewalk to get around a school bus, to wear a sign that reads only an idiot drives on the sidewalk to avoid a school bus. Chris Tritico, president of the Harris County Criminal Defense Lawyers Association, says he likes the creative sentencing. "You know in some respects it's really not a bad deal sometimes." Tritico says it also serves as a deterrent. "I think it clearly sends a message to other people who might wanna be as stupid as this person...
  • Girl football player is fast and fun to watch!

    11/08/2012 3:51:56 AM PST · by Doogle · 23 replies
    YT ^ | 11/05/12 | brent gordon
    ....35 scores this year. Cute and fearless. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs8X1RzQ1Gw
  • Today's Toons 11/8/12

    11/08/2012 3:41:22 AM PST · by pookie18 · 26 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 11/8/12 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • An Open Letter to the Queen of England

    11/07/2012 8:52:46 PM PST · by Blue Collar Republican · 46 replies
    FaceBook ^ | Nov. 6, 2012 | Edwin R Williams
    Your Majesty, We, the people of the former American colonies, would like to offer our most sincere apology over that little misunderstanding we had 236 years ago. Had we known that we were going to be subjects anyway, we could have saved a lot of trouble and hard feelings. We were under the mistaken belief that we would be free, sovereign citizens; we believed that our hard work would yield its own rewards without someone coming along and taking what we built in the name of Fairness. We thought our laws and Constitution would protect us from a foreign born...
  • 44 days until the Mayan Calendar expires (Vanity)

    11/07/2012 4:09:29 PM PST · by Perdogg · 19 replies
    There are 44 days until the Mayan Calendar expires. 44. Coincidence? I think not. At least we have something to look forward to happening.
  • Bluto's Big Speech

    11/07/2012 3:46:43 PM PST · by mgstarr · 3 replies
    You Tube | 1978 | National Lampoon
    After last night's slow drip water torture and today's post mortem, figured we might need a short and inspiring speech to reflect on: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ep-xgd_eETE Let's Do It!!!!!
  • All New South Park: Episode 1614: Obama Wins!

    11/07/2012 1:41:10 PM PST · by EveningStar · 21 replies
    South Park Studios ^ | November 7, 2012 | Trey Parker and Matt Stone
    The presidental election isn't over until you watch this all-new episode of "South Park" titled "Obama Wins!" premiering Wednesday, November 7 at 10:00 p.m. ET/PT on Comedy Central. Cartman is hiding something in his bedroom that could change the outcome of the entire election. While Americans innocently plan to go to sleep Tuesday night with the election results counted and a winner announced, Cartman has secretly wrestled control of the presidential election from the voters.
  • New county by county election map

    11/07/2012 12:14:32 PM PST · by red-dawg · 21 replies
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  • Gallows Humor for the Post-Election Day

    11/07/2012 7:15:38 AM PST · by shy.invisible.grl · 18 replies
    11/7/12 | Me
    So today, nearly everyone I know is very disheartened and I thought a little gallows humor could lighten everyone's spirits a bit. I'll try to get us started, please jump in if you have one! --So it's true, America does love a tragedy. --I couldn't figure out what to wear today, and then I realized, of course, sack cloth and ashes. --The American electorate reminds me of Absalom, because voting for Obama is like getting it on with your sister, it's just wrong and you should be ashamed. --So, fellow Christians, do you think they'll let us pick our own...
  • Today's Toons 11/7/12

    11/07/2012 5:05:39 AM PST · by pookie18 · 17 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 11/7/12 | pookie18
    Click of link :-(
  • My reaction to tonight's election result [vanity]

    11/06/2012 10:52:58 PM PST · by Slings and Arrows · 30 replies
  • Piedmont Mom Gets $2,500 Ticket After Son, 3, Urinates In Front Yard

    11/06/2012 10:55:07 AM PST · by bigbob · 30 replies
    Oklahomas Own News 9 ^ | 11-6-12 | Havonnah Johnson
    PIEDMONT, Oklahoma - A 3 year old gets his mom in trouble with the law when he gets a ticket from police. Now the little boy's mother will have to pay thousands of dollars for what the toddler did in their own front yard. Dillan is being potty trained. His mother says he wasn't playing outside and wasn't near the facilities, so he unzipped. News 9 was told before he could pee, a Piedmont police officer stopped him. It's a bathroom break that cost mom $2,500. "Dillan pulled down his pants to pee outside. I guess and the cop pulled...
  • Hollywood's "I Pledge" (From the rim of the memory hole)

    11/06/2012 5:33:16 AM PST · by Eddie01 · 3 replies
    Youtube ^ | Jan 19, 2009 | Hollywood dopes
    Worth a quick look to remind you who the celebrities co-conspiritors are. Demi Moore / Ashton Kutcher. The height of liberal arrogance.
  • Today's Toons 11/6/12

    11/06/2012 2:32:29 AM PST · by pookie18 · 22 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 11/6/12 | pookie18
    Click on link...& FReep this election!!!
  • Name Your Libation

    11/05/2012 7:02:55 PM PST · by ping jockey · 130 replies
    vanity | 11/4/2012 | Ping Jockey
    O.K. Name the particular type and brand of libation you will celebrate this win with (or for the eyores in the crowd cry over)
  • Remember Chick Fil A Day! (HOPE!!!!)

    11/05/2012 7:02:12 PM PST · by RushIsMyTeddyBear · 12 replies
    YouTube ^ | 11/5/2012 | me
    During Chick Fil A Day, while standing in line with my kids.....I started singing this song, and the rest of the people joined in. It was truly a blessed moment. I didn't record it, but wanted to share a GREAT rendition of it. I think tomorrow is going to be the same as that great turnout. I have great hope. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJNqep77vBw
  • We Need a BINGO Card for Election Night!

    11/05/2012 6:28:53 PM PST · by Diana in Wisconsin · 34 replies
    Me | November 5, 2012 | Diana in Wisconsin
    So...which phrases will The Talking Heads in the MSM use tomorrow night? Let's make a BINGO Car for Election Night!
  • Play by the rules!

    11/05/2012 6:10:04 PM PST · by foundedonpurpose · 4 replies
    youtube ^ | 11/5/12 | chaffee kid
    Is there anybody out there who'll just play by the rules?
  • Where's Mooshell? Is she packing?

    11/05/2012 4:54:29 PM PST · by GYPSY286 · 36 replies
    November 5, 2012 | Gypsy286
    Why isn't Mooshell on the campaign trail with her beloved Nobama? Is she embarrassed to be seen with a loser? Or perhaps this is the first time she is not proud of her hubby?
  • Hit The Road Jack! (Music For Tomorrow (Election) Night - November 6, 2012)

    11/05/2012 3:53:12 PM PST · by Heart-Rest · 32 replies
    youtube ^ | Ray Charles
    L e t F r e e d o m S i n g Here are a few songs you might want to kick back and enjoy tomorrow night (Tuesday, November 6, 2012), as the election results decisively flow in and verify the Romney/Ryan victory, marking the end of America's recent long nightmare with B.O. and his anti-American team of nefarious, nattering nabobs of negatvism, and their co-conspirators, the other evil, diabolical dealers of the culture of death, as well as the dim-bulbed dingleberts and pernicious prevaricators who make up the sleazy, treasonous, so-called "mainstream-media" who always...
  • Obama's Closing Argument: Only I Can Save You from America's Evil Past--and Future

    11/05/2012 8:08:24 AM PST · by Silentgypsy · 12 replies
    Breitbart.com ^ | 11/05/2012 | Joel B. Pollak
    With just one day left before the polls open, Democrats have settled on a closing message to the 2012 campaign that portrays the Obama presidency as a brief moment of enlightenment in Americas bleak past and future. America used to be a place of economic, racial, and sexual oppression--and it would be again, Democrats argue, if the country turned to Romney instead of rewarding Obama with a second term in office. That is what Obama means when he invokes the repeated refrain--Weve come too far to turn back now.
  • Caption: Photo Obama at Rally in Cincinnati

    11/05/2012 4:30:37 AM PST · by castlegreyskull · 46 replies
    Yahoo News ^ | November 5, 2012 | Chris Moody
  • Today's Toons 11/5/12

    11/05/2012 3:26:48 AM PST · by pookie18 · 24 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 11/5/12 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • Rage Monkey Asks, "WHAT is up with Jarrett??!?" (#14 in a series)

    11/05/2012 2:53:31 AM PST · by Lazamataz · 43 replies
    Original Content | November 5, 2012 | By Laz A. Mataz
  • Rage Monkey asks, "Revenge against WHAT????!?"

    11/04/2012 7:44:35 PM PST · by Lazamataz · 43 replies
    Free Republic Original Content | November 4, 2012 | By Laz A. Mataz
  • Freedom or Fairness? Pick one Election 2012

    11/04/2012 5:46:54 PM PST · by ShadowPatriot · 1 replies
    “Freedom or Fairness? Pick one” The Democrat Party promotes fairness...but never freedom. You know who else promoted fairnesss?  I’ll give you a hint: “From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs.” Featuring Captain jackass.   Awesome tunage from Bob Segar, Chet Baker, The O’Jays and more… Joe Dan destroys the chronic failures  of the liberal economics with a tasty toddy of fact & ridicule.  Bon appetit... Watch Intellectual Froglegs #11 Now
  • SNLs Gov. Christie Hates Voting For Romney, Mayor Bloomberg Threatens To Arrest Obama...

    11/04/2012 9:32:25 AM PST · by RoosterRedux · 6 replies
    mediaite.com ^ | 11/4/2012
    Full title: SNLs Gov. Christie Hates Voting For Romney, Mayor Bloomberg Threatens To Arrest Obama If He Comes To NYC On tonights Saturday Night Live, faux versions of NYC Mayor Michael Bloomberg and New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie made appearances, goofing on their respective attitudes in wake of Hurricane Sandy. Fred Armisens Bloomberg praised his sign-language interpreters pizzazz and said that while he intends to vote for President Barack Obama, if the president shows up in Manhattan with his big motorcade right now things are going to get pretty ugly. Like youre going to get arrested ugly. Bobby Moynihans Christie...
  • Change your clocks last night, change your president Tuesday.

    11/04/2012 5:27:12 AM PST · by Drango · 3 replies
    Change your clocks last night, change your president Tuesday.
  • Barack Obama vs Mitt Romney. Epic Rap Battles Of History Season 2.

    11/04/2012 5:09:27 AM PST · by NamVet71MP · 2 replies
    YouTube ^ | 10/15/2012 | ERB
    Hi. My name is Nice Peter, and this is EpicLLOYD, and this is the Epic Rap Battles of History, Season 2. As always, these videos could not be possible without your suggestions, your subscription, and the help of a lot of awesome people.
  • Matt Steele Outdoors (3) Shooting Grip Essentials

    11/03/2012 11:16:23 PM PDT · by SWAMPSNIPER · 8 replies
    YOUTUBE ^ | November 04, 2012 | Matt Steele
    Proper grip technique demonstrated.
  • Hitler Finds Out Mitt Romney Won In A Landslide, Freaks Out

    11/03/2012 4:20:17 PM PDT · by garjog · 16 replies
    YouTube ^ | Published on Oct 4, 2012 | garybpilot1
    Hitler in his bunker finds out Romney wins. (Warning: F words towards end.)
  • Don't Forget - Somewhat Vanity

    11/03/2012 3:10:26 PM PDT · by Bushbacker1 · 3 replies
    Self | 11-3-12 | Bushbacker1
  • Obama Supporter 4 years later

    11/03/2012 10:12:40 AM PDT · by navysealdad · 3 replies
    Good anti-Obama ad. Obama Supporter Interviews Herself 4 years later.
  • Random Saturday Musings.....

    11/03/2012 6:57:06 AM PDT · by Lazamataz · 48 replies
    Nov 3, 2012 | By Laz A. Mataz
    Daylight Savings this weekend. We get an extra hour of sleep. BUT IS THIS ALL IT IS? OR IS THIS A NEFARIOUS PLOT BY THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION TO DELAY THE ELECTION BY AN HOUR???!??!??!????!???!???!?! WOW! So, I went to 3rd Street. Warehouse Tire is an empty warehouse. I got mugged, then carjacked. But like the note said, I'm doing the same to the next total stranger. Now to make a few Free Republic account adjustments.... Account >> My Preferences >> Obama Loses Election THERE. Much better. Confucius say, Woman who thinks way to mans heart through his stomach misses...
  • How Women Burn Calories in France

    11/03/2012 6:42:46 AM PDT · by navysealdad · 14 replies
    Video Commercial how women burn calories in France.
  • Today's Toons 11/2/12

    11/02/2012 5:54:41 PM PDT · by pookie18 · 12 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 11/2/12 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • Caption Campaigner in Chief

    11/02/2012 2:24:37 PM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 14 replies
    U.S. President Barack Obama (L) and New Jersey Governor Chris Christie talk to survivors of Hurricane Sandy in a community center while touring damaged areas in Brigantine, New Jersey, October 31, 2012 but then a day later... U.S. President Obama smiles at a campaign event in Green Bay, Wisconsin November 1, 2012 U.S. President Barack Obama greets supporters after speaking at a campaign event at Cheyenne Sports Complex in Las Vegas, Nevada November 1, 2012 A cardboard cut out of President Barack Obama is seen in a room where volunteer workers work the phone bank at the AFL-CIO building in...
  • Today's Toons 11/1/12

    11/02/2012 2:21:51 PM PDT · by pookie18 · 8 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 11/1/12 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • The 5 Craziest Presidential Ads of All Time

    11/02/2012 12:02:05 PM PDT · by JoeDetweiler · 12 replies
    Cracked.com ^ | 10-30-2012 | Mark Hill
    "It's 20 seconds of a guy laughing hysterically at a TV showing the name of Nixon's VP candidate, Spiro Agnew. The "joke" is that Agnew was an obscure politician, but it seems safer to vote for an unknown than a candidate supported by what sounds like a James Bond supervillain who just finished announcing his plan to blow up the White House with a space laser. See how far we've come? Laughing at a candidate's name used to be the strategy of one of the most successful commercial makers in history. Now it's the strategy of Free Republic."
  • Canada Beefing Up Border Patrol In Event Romney Wins Presidential Election

    11/02/2012 11:54:12 AM PDT · by LucianOfSamasota · 19 replies
    The Global Edition ^ | Oct 6, 2012 | Jello Marx
    CANADA, (The Global Edition) Governor Romneys surprising victory in first Presidential debate between President Obama and the Governor has had a surprising effect on the United States neighbors to the north, North American media reports. The border police gave out a warning about a flood of American liberals seen sneaking across the border into Canada... SNIP...Media outlets report that the possibility of a Romney Presidency has prompted the exodus among left-leaning citizens who fear theyll soon be required to hold down a job, hunt, pray, and agree with Bill OReilly. SNIP... According to well-informed sources, liberals need so much...
  • CAPTION TIME: Our Dear Leader in command

    11/02/2012 8:12:26 AM PDT · by McGruff · 24 replies
    HumanEvents ^ | 11/02/2012 | you
    I know people are hurting but let's relief some stress. Add your caption.
  • (-:(-:(-:THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD:-):-):-)

    11/02/2012 5:46:36 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 54 replies
    "After the last debate, experts agreed that President Obama won on substance and I thought: Well, big deal, Lance Armstrong won on several substances." -David Letterman "Experts say the entire 2012 election could come down to just eight states. The states are: confusion, dismay, depression, apathy, shock, disbelief, despair, and anxiety. Those are the eight states." -Jay Leno "Don't ask, don't tell" is back. Not for gays in the military it's President Obama's new policy for questions about Libya." ~ Jay Leno "Republicans are accusing the White House of successfully engineering a massive cover-up of the Libyan...