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  • It's Obama, Stupid

    11/14/2012 4:14:25 PM PST · by Be Careful · 6 replies
    11/14/12 | self
    Nice Bumper Sticker, no?
  • Tripping Dealer Said Dinos Were Chasing Him

    11/14/2012 12:36:23 PM PST · by Morgana · 17 replies
    smoking gun ^ | 11.14.2012 | smoking gun
    Meet Edward A. Kirk III. The 19-year-old suspected drug dealer was tripping so hard on LSD yesterday morning that he: a) thought his Indiana home was filled with aliens; b) believed dinosaurs were chasing him; c) invited cops into his apartment to peruse his substantial "stash"; d) told officers getting high was great and the whole world should "trip"; e) "continued to talk and ramble on about distributing LSD for money"; f) explained that selling acid was doing "the people’s work."
  • Today's Toons 11/14/12

    11/14/2012 3:48:23 AM PST · by pookie18 · 16 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 11/14/12 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • WATCH: Pat Robertson Explains Why General Petraeus Cheated: 'He's A Man'

    11/13/2012 6:22:28 PM PST · by Morgana · 5 replies
    Michael Berry ^ | 11.13.2012 | Michael Berry
    video only at link.
  • WATCH: Pat Robertson Explains Why General Petraeus Cheated: 'He's A Man'

    11/13/2012 6:22:35 PM PST · by Morgana · 20 replies
    Michael Berry ^ | 11.13.2012 | Michael Berry
    video only at link.
  • Today's Toons 11/13/12

    11/13/2012 3:36:24 AM PST · by pookie18 · 14 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 11/13/12 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • Hilarious Hillary Clinton Nut Cracker at

    11/12/2012 7:56:16 PM PST · by Bellflower · 19 replies ^ | November 12, 2012 | Bellflower
    Hillary Clinton nut cracker going cheap. Cracks hard nuts between her thighs. LOL Can also get Bill Clinton bottle screw bottle opener. Good for a laugh in these hard times.
  • Today's Toons 11/12/12

    11/12/2012 1:37:28 AM PST · by pookie18 · 18 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 11/12/12 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • "That's the power of RINO Engineering" (Freeper Made Video)

    11/11/2012 6:54:00 PM PST · by icwhatudo · 4 replies
    You Tube ^ | 11/11/2012 | Icwhatudo
    Obama won 70% of the Hispanic vote. The GOP-e thinks that granting amnesty (and voting rights) to 15 million more will help their election chances.
  • Familiar tune

    11/11/2012 8:12:20 AM PST · by oldbrowser · 1 replies
    email ^ | unknown | unknown
    This tune lhas a familiar ring to it.

    11/10/2012 7:37:19 PM PST · by Obama_Is_Sabotaging_America · 11 replies
    Obama_Is_Sabotaging_America ^ | November 10, 2012 | Obama_Is_Sabotaging_America
    Eagle Press has announced a recall and reprinting of all 'ALL IN' books, including the covers. Due to a change in current events and the likelihood of General Petraeus testifying in the upcoming Benghazi hearings, the publisher has decided to replace the 'ALL IN' book with an 'UNACCOUNTABLE' book, including its new cover shown here: Reissue of 'ALL IN' as 'UNACCOUNTABLE' is underway. The publisher has issued a recall of all 'ALL IN' copies, effective immediately. Anyone possessing a copy who desires to keep it may do so but are urged to do a trade in for 'UNACCOUNTABLE' as its...
  • "Come in from the ledge" Intellectual Froglegs #12

    11/10/2012 3:31:29 PM PST · by ShadowPatriot · 18 replies
    "Come in from the ledge" Intellectual Froglegs #12 Problems are easy to find... Solutions not so much---unless of course you watch Intellectual Froglegs #12... the absolute best new conservative show on the wild, wild web [now a regular feature on Moonbattery & Alfonzo Rachel]. Nov 6 was a sad day indeed for the United States of America...but to be humbled is NOT to be defeated,  And giving up is not an option.  This is a NEW America… and we’re going to need new ideas and new behaviors.  We gotta place our faith in God, and we have to be smart. So come...
  • COMIC RELIEF/Beauty is only skin deep: The top-ten ugliest women in politics

    11/09/2012 1:16:49 PM PST · by US Navy Vet · 14 replies
    The Washington Times, LLC ^ | August 12, 2012 | by Eric Golub
    Eric Golub Ask me a question. Follow @TYGRRRREXPRESS LOS ANGELES, August 13, 2012 — On June 21, the Top 30 Hottest Political Women of 2012 were unveiled. The idea of a Top 10 Ugliest Women in Politics list was born on Independence Day. Due to the controversial nature of this undertaking, I explained the methodology in detail. This list consists of women who are not all ugly, not by traditional standards of beauty. Most in fact are attractive. What they are not, though, is conservative
  • Shark Reportedly Saves Man Lost at Sea (see funny comment by Mandel)

    11/09/2012 7:00:40 AM PST · by SgtHooper · 8 replies ^ | September 22, 2012 | Andri Antoniades
    "A Kiribati man stranded at sea for 15 weeks says a six-foot shark is responsible for his rescue. Toakai Teitoi is a policeman and father of six from Kiribati, an island nation in the central Pacific Ocean. He and his brother-in-law became lost on a small wooden boat during what was supposed to have been a two-hour sea journey between the islands of Tarawa and Maiana,... See the comment by Budkis Mandel. Quite funny!

    11/09/2012 4:33:01 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 93 replies
    There is an imposter among us...The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang. He listened intently, and after a moment his face brightened.When he hung up, he immediately phoned his mother to tell her the good news."Ma," he shouted, "the results are in. I won the election!""Honestly?" she replied.The politician's smiled faded. "Aw, Ma, why bring that up at a time like this?" To Obama...
  • Today's Toons 11/9/12

    11/09/2012 3:07:16 AM PST · by pookie18 · 28 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 11/9/12 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • The College Football Czar: Week 11

    11/08/2012 7:53:24 PM PST · by Daniel Clark · 1 replies
    The Shinbone: The Frontier of the Free Press ^ | November 8, 2012 | Daniel Clark
    The College Football Czar Week 11 Week ten in review: For the second time this season, the College Football Czar must issue a retraction. A few dozen more, and he may find himself writing for the New York Times. Last week, he wrote that Air Force was looking to clinch the Commander-in-Chief’s Trophy against Army, when in fact, they were merely trying to stay in contention for it, having lost to Navy in overtime earlier this season. Army’s 41-21 shocker over the AFA means that possession of the trophy will be decided in the season-ending Army-Navy game. All the undefeated...
  • Election 2012 aftermath...

    11/08/2012 5:28:41 PM PST · by Typical_Whitey · 7 replies
    I suggest that Atlas should Shrug, go pick up his EBT card, Obamaphone, and head to Colorado to smoke a bowl while he waits in line for his Obamacare.

    11/08/2012 8:25:13 AM PST · by Morgana · 5 replies
    Michael Berry ^ | 11.8.2012 | Michael Berry
    It's a punishment as old as mankind: shame. A judge has ordered an Ohio woman, who drove on a sidewalk to get around a school bus, to wear a sign that reads “only an idiot drives on the sidewalk to avoid a school bus.” Chris Tritico, president of the Harris County Criminal Defense Lawyers Association, says he likes the creative sentencing. "You know in some respects it's really not a bad deal sometimes." Tritico says it also serves as a deterrent. "I think it clearly sends a message to other people who might wanna be as stupid as this person...
  • Girl football player is fast and fun to watch!

    11/08/2012 3:51:56 AM PST · by Doogle · 23 replies
    YT ^ | 11/05/12 | brent gordon
    ....35 scores this year. Cute and fearless.