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  • Most Terrifying Scare Prank

    11/27/2012 12:11:11 PM PST · by navysealdad · 38 replies
    Ghost in an elevator
  • PARAPROSDOKIANS

    11/27/2012 6:39:51 AM PST · by knarf · 20 replies
    e-mail | November 27, 2012 | unknown, knarf
    Paraprosdokians are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; frequently humorous. 17. I'm supposed to respect my elders, but its getting harder and harder for me to find one now.
  • Today's Toons 11/27/12

    11/27/2012 3:36:29 AM PST · by pookie18 · 15 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 11/27/12 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • GO WHITE GUY

    THIS GUY IS HAVING THE TIME OF HIS LIFE Crazy guy dancing at Best Buy!
  • LAUGH BREAK---Time Magazine names 50 Worst Inventions of the Twentieth Century

    11/26/2012 6:46:24 AM PST · by Liz · 81 replies
    TIME MAGAZINE ^ | May 27, 2000 | Dan Fletcher and Time staff writers
  • Today's Toons 11/26/12

    11/26/2012 3:46:50 AM PST · by pookie18 · 16 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 11/26/12 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • Yes, Another Stupid Vanity!

    11/25/2012 12:26:06 PM PST · by NoGrayZone · 61 replies
    11/25/12 | me!
    Yay!!!! Just got my computer back, woohooo!! Been without it since the whore of babylon sandy took me out. FR on an i phone (my sister made me do it and paid for it as my b-day present) just isn't the same! I am still absolutely in despair regarding this election. At least now I can talk to my "peeps"...or "FReeps" in my normal fashion.
  • Psalm 666: The State Is My Shepherd, I Shall Not Want

    11/25/2012 9:13:23 AM PST · by Sharkfish · 7 replies
    Townhall.com ^ | November 25, 2012 | Doug Giles
    Psalm 666: The State Is My Shepherd, I Shall Not Want A Psalm of Obama By Doug Giles 11/25/2012 (To be sung by children, K-12, every morning of their seven-day school week.)* The State is my shepherd, I shall not want. It makes me lie down in federally owned pastures. It leads me beside quiet waters in banned fishing areas. It restores my soul through its control. It guides me in the path of dependency for its namesake. Even though our nation plunges into the valley of the shadow of debt, I will fear no evil, For Barack will be...
  • VIDEO: Egyptian President Morsi Makes Important Announcement

    11/25/2012 7:46:02 AM PST · by PJ-Comix · 11 replies
    YouTube ^ | November 25, 2012 | volosization
    VIDEO
  • Horrible Showbiz Career Decisions (McLean Stevenson Effect)

    11/25/2012 7:06:22 AM PST · by PJ-Comix · 199 replies
    Self | November 25, 2012 | PJ-Comix
    People in the entertainment business sometimes make horrible career decisions. This is what is known as the "McLean Stevenson Effect." Named after actor McLean Stevenson who played the part of Henry Blake in the hit TV series "M*A*S*H." Stevenson was unhappy with being part of an ensemble so after about 3 seasons left the show to become the lead in the "McLean Stevenson Show" which promptly flopped. His career never recovered. Another victim of the McLean Stevenson effect was Shelly Long who was in the hit series "Cheers." She left after 5 seasons to become a movie actress but pretty...
  • “Repeat The Truth Often Enough” Froglegs Lucky 13

    11/23/2012 2:25:44 PM PST · by ShadowPatriot
    “Repeat the truth often enough” Froglegs Lucky 13 It's 2012.... so why in the hell are we still banning books, and intentionally hiding information from ourselves?   Well..."the more we know, the more we know we don't know." Rarely do you hear someone use the word 'bullsh*t" while defending God.  Enjoy Joe Dan Gorman's latest journey through the 'Land of Rational Thought' Watch Intellectual Froglegs #13 now...
  • Black Friday, A Racist Term?

    11/23/2012 1:39:01 PM PST · by Young Werther · 43 replies
    Black Friday Ads ^ | 11/23/2012 | Anon
    Back earlier than ever is our Black Friday online sales tracking post, which will be continuously updated throughout the next couple days as more-and-more online Black Friday sales begin
  • I Stuffed A Turkey With Twinkies (an article you WON'T see in the future)

    11/23/2012 6:22:23 AM PST · by gotribe · 12 replies
    Chow ^ | 11/17/2011 | Joyce Slaton
    The email from the Hostess PR flack included something called "Twinkling Turkey," a recipe from The Twinkies Cookbook of 2006. The ingredient list included six Twinkies that would become stuffing for one 14- to 18-pound turkey—completely disgusting-sounding, yes, and yet presented as something that otherwise sane snack-cake lovers might actually decide to make the centerpiece of their holiday tables. Maybe I shouldn't have been surprised. Thanksgiving, after all, is the day when lots of people find it perfectly acceptable to dump a can of Campbell's mushroom soup over green beans, or bring Jell-O salads in unnatural colors and Coke-basted ham...
  • Today's Toons 11/23/12

    11/23/2012 3:26:57 AM PST · by pookie18 · 21 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 11/23/12 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • Obama's Southeast Asia Trip All Style, No Substance

    11/22/2012 12:11:49 PM PST · by Morgana · 13 replies
    investors.com ^ | 11.22.2012 | staff
    Diplomacy: So amid all the colorful and flirty photos from President Obama's first tour of Southeast Asia, what did he actually accomplish? As usual, he served himself politically in what was largely a Potemkin mission abroad. It was obvious enough from the rubelike gaffes that the president hasn't been particularly interested or attentive to the affairs of Thailand, Burma or Cambodia as he made his first trip since his re-election. It was pretty much all style over substance. In his tour of Burma, billed as an historic first visit since Burma's 2007 move to democracy, it was clear he was...
  • This is America Charlie Brown, The Mayflower Voyagers

    11/22/2012 6:52:44 AM PST · by ReformationFan · 6 replies
    One of my favorite Peanuts holiday specials. Charlie Brown and the gang play Pilgrim children in this re-enactment of the Mayflower voyage and the first Thanksgiving. I highly recommend this one for children. It's also nice to see something from Hollywood that's pro Western civilization.
  • Today's Toons 11/22/12

    11/22/2012 4:12:31 AM PST · by pookie18 · 11 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 11/22/12 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • Obama Thanksgiving Proclamation 2012 (FULL TEXT)

    11/21/2012 9:48:43 PM PST · by garjog · 16 replies
    The White House ^ | Nov. 22, 2012 | Barack Husein Obama
    On Thanksgiving Day, Americans gather with family, partners and friends to recount the benefits lavished upon us this past year. This day is a time to take stock of what we have gained after a long struggle of securing rights to share in the bounty that this nation has produced. Thanks to our hard fought efforts, we are grateful that we are beginning to see a better distribution of resources that hold the promise of enriching our lives. As we see needs being met by a multitude of re-distributive programs take effect, we are reminded of the indelible spirit of...
  • Caption This Photo..

    11/21/2012 8:54:08 AM PST · by Obama_Is_Sabotaging_America · 38 replies
    Obama_Is_Sabotaging_America ^ | November 21, 2012 | Obama_Is_Sabotaging_America
    In the aftermath of the fall of Hostess, I thought it would be appropriate to spotlight America's most prolific Union thug, Richard Trumka. Caption this photo!: Trumka: "Hey you idiot, I'VE got the dibs on that last case of Twinkies."
  • Funny Christmas Lights Thread

    11/21/2012 4:58:47 AM PST · by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin · 7 replies
    21 November 2012
    Here's mine.