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  • 20 New Year's Resolutions

    01/01/2013 6:08:54 PM PST · by Perdogg · 15 replies
    Ringing in 2013 properly requires a few things: bottom-shelf champagne, "I survived the apocalypse" t-shirts, excessive sequins and -- most importantly -- New Year's resolutions that may or may not last beyond February
  • List: No love for 'fiscal cliff,' 'spoiler alert'

    01/01/2013 4:35:07 PM PST · by Badabing Badablonde · 6 replies
    AP/Yahoo ^ | 12/31/12 | Jeff Karoub
    DETROIT (AP) — Spoiler alert: This story contains words and phrases that some people want to ban from the English language. "Spoiler alert" is among them. So are "kick the can down the road," ''trending" and "bucket list." . . . "Spoiler alert," the seemingly thoughtful way to warn readers or viewers about looming references to a key plot point in a film or TV show, nevertheless passed its use-by date for many, including Joseph Foly, of Fremont, Calif. He argued in his submission the phrase is "used as an obnoxious way to show one has trivial information and is...
  • Amy's Place ... Poetry and Potpourri ... January, 2013

    01/01/2013 9:33:41 AM PST · by JustAmy · 848 replies
    1-1-2013 | JustAmy; St.Louie1; MamaBear; Billie; Meg33, Friends
    Welcome To.... 'Amy's Place' welcomes all poets and those who enjoy poetry.'Amy's Place' is more than just about poetry.Come in, relax, and share with fellow FReepersyour thoughts about any of the things on the *Menu*. Enjoy! :) Never Forget! Bad Penny Amy's personal guardian ~ the ever charming, lovable, huggable, LouieWolf Many thanks for stopping by. : )
  • Today's Toons 1/1/13

    01/01/2013 6:09:21 AM PST · by pookie18 · 16 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 1/1/13 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • Man seriously hurt using exploding target to build a fire

    12/31/2012 10:07:18 AM PST · by matt1234 · 42 replies
    Northwest Cable News ^ | December 29, 2012 | unknown
    KOOTENAI COUNTY, Idaho -- Two people were hurt after trying to start a fire using exploding target material Friday afternoon. The Kootenai County Sheriff’s Office said the men had spent the day in an area commonly referred to as the Hayden Creek shooting pit, when they decided to start a fire using some of their leftover exploding material as an accelerant. When one of them came close to the fire with the materials in a bag, the materials exploded, severally injuring the man’s hand. Another man suffered lower body injuries. Deputies said the men drove themselves to a convenience store...
  • Today's Toons 12/31/12

    12/31/2012 3:25:08 AM PST · by pookie18 · 26 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 12/31/12 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • Dave Barry’s Year in Review

    12/30/2012 10:23:05 AM PST · by P.O.E. · 18 replies
    Miami Herald ^ | 12/29/12 | Dave Barry
    It was a cruel, cruel year — a year that kept raising our hopes, only to squash them flatter than a dead possum on the interstate. Example: This year the “reality” show Jersey Shore, which for six hideous seasons has been a compelling argument in favor of a major earth-asteroid collision, finally got canceled, and we dared to wonder if maybe, just maybe, we, as a society, were becoming slightly less stupid. But then, WHAP, we were slapped in our national face by the cold hard frozen mackerel of reality in the form of the hugely popular new “reality” show...

    12/29/2012 7:43:10 AM PST · by TurboZamboni · 9 replies
    youtube ^ | 12-28-12 | youtube
    my personal fave is Sweet Brown..."ain't nobody got time for that!"
  • President Obama has recently appointed a Golf Czar

    12/29/2012 4:54:08 AM PST · by navysealdad · 6 replies
    Major rule changes in the game of golf will become effective January, 20 2013. This is only a preview as the complete rule book (expect 2716 pages) is being rewritten as we speak. Here are a few of the changes:
  • Boy plays ping pong with his cat [Really!]

    12/28/2012 8:01:09 PM PST · by expat1000 · 17 replies
    Your Jewish News ^ | December 28, 2012 | David Ross
    Video link
  • Fred Williamson takes on Gary Busey

    12/28/2012 10:33:32 AM PST · by dennisw · 10 replies over to 54 seconds in and see how Fred handles Gary Busey
  • Funny Political Anti-Obama & Anti-Liberal Picture Source

    12/28/2012 9:58:47 AM PST · by zantus · 8 replies
    zPatriot ^ | 12/28/2012 | zantus has a really funny collection of pictures & cartoons that are pretty much anti-Obama/Liberal. This is my new source when I am looking for the perfect picture for my conservative posts.
  • Bear chillin at the Shamattawa Dump

    On the Couch. Photos taken at the Shamattawa Dump in Manitoba , Canada

    12/28/2012 7:52:27 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 96 replies
    12/28/12 | Lucky9teen
    The Best Memes of 2012 Ridiculously Photogenic Guy:More here! Bad Luck Brian:More here! Suddenly Clarity Clarence:More here! Really High Guy:More here! Overly Manly Man:More here! Grumpy Cat:More here! Drunk Baby:More here! Come on, Facebook: Ermahgerd:More here! Overly Attached Girlfriend:More here!The Botched "Ecce Homo" Painting:More here! McKayla Is Not Impressed:More here! Call Me Maybe:More here! Inappropriate Timing Bill Clinton:More here! Bad-Joke Eel:More here! When Did THIS Become Hotter Than THIS: Angelina Jolie's Leg:More here!Skeptical Third-World KidMore here! Binders Full of Women:More here! Texts from Hillary:More here! Evil Cows:More here! The Queen Is Not Amused:More here! The NASA Mohawk Guy:More here!...
  • 11 Amazing Facts about the McDonald's McRib (Reader Reactions Are HILARIOUS!)

    12/28/2012 5:55:19 AM PST · by PJ-Comix · 87 replies
    Business Insider via Yahoo!Finance ^ | December 17, 2012 | Dina Spector and Kim Bhasin
    The McDonald's McRib is back, hitting restaurants nationwide today. The legendary boneless pork sandwich, famously molded to resemble a rack of ribs, is both a feat of modern engineering and shrewd marketing. It garners almost as much attention for its pseudo-meat shape as its impermanence on restaurant menus. The barbecue-sauce-smothered sandwich was supposed to return at the end of October, but was pushed back to help boost end-of-the-year sales. Better late than never.
  • The Americans With No Abilities Act

    12/28/2012 5:29:03 AM PST · by RoosterRedux · 28 replies
    President Barack Obama and the Democratic Senate are considering sweeping legislation that will provide new benefits for many Americans. The Americans With No Abilities Act is being hailed as a major legislative goal by advocates of the millions of Americans who lack any real skills or ambition. "Roughly 50 percent of Americans do not possess the competence and drive necessary to carve out a meaningful role for themselves in society," said California Sen. Barbara Boxer. "We can no longer stand by and allow People of Inability (POI) to be ridiculed and passed over. With this legislation, employers will no longer...
  • Today's Toons 12/28/12

    12/28/2012 3:46:19 AM PST · by pookie18 · 12 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 12/28/12 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • (Satire) Americans Blame Republicans More Than Democrats For "Pretty Much Everything": Poll

    12/27/2012 1:56:53 PM PST · by Lazamataz · 40 replies
    Free Republic Semi-News Semi-Satire | Dec 27, 2012 | By Laz. A. Mataz
    (Reuters) - Americans blame Republicans in Congress more than congressional Democrats or President Barack Obama for pretty much everything, states a new poll out from Ipsos. "We questioned Americans who is responsible, and they indicated it was Republicans. We didn't ask them 'responsible for what?'. We just left that open-ended," said Lou Z. Pollster. "I'm sure Republicans cause old age," said one respondant, "and my dog went missing. Republicans again!" "Entropy has been described as the eventual heat-death of the universe," said another respondent, who identified himself as a physicist, "and REPUBLICANS are to blame for this!" When asked who...
  • Today's Toons 12/27/12

    12/27/2012 3:00:25 AM PST · by pookie18 · 13 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 12/27/12 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • VIDEO: When Woody Allen Met Bob Hope- 'Play It Again Bob'

    12/26/2012 2:26:47 PM PST · by PJ-Comix · 4 replies
    YouTube ^ | January 24, 2012 | chankfloyd