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  • Banning guns

    01/07/2013 9:12:53 AM PST · by William of Barsoom · 6 replies
    Opinion (Vanity) | Jan 7, 2013 | William of Barsoom
    Seems reasonable to me...
  • Preaching Rabbit

    01/07/2013 4:57:19 AM PST · by Revski
    Revski's Youtube Vid ^ | 1-7-2013 | Revski
    This video is animated to inspire faith in Jesus and His Love for us! Rabbit's voice is from my grandson Elijah, at age 4 years old.
  • Today's Toons 1/7/13

    01/07/2013 4:37:57 AM PST · by pookie18 · 18 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 1/7/13 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • Free Speech Licenses? VANITY

    01/06/2013 9:52:33 PM PST · by ApplegateRanch · 18 replies
    1-6-13 | ApplegateRanch
    If the Left insists upon limiting the Second Amendment, then maybe it is time to reexamine the First Amendment, in light of their arguments for limiting the Second. Whereas: More people are threatened, bullied, or otherwise victimized by speech or other forms of expression utilizing mass communications; Whereas: Technical advances have placed the means of mass communications and publishing onto every desktop and mobile device in America; Whereas: Only manual writing or manually operated printing presses were available in 1791, when the Bill of Rights was adopted; Whereas: The Founding Fathers had no way of even conceiving of the concept...
  • Liberal Chick: "The State is My Shepherd, I Shall Not Want

    01/05/2013 3:44:22 PM PST · by BBell · 13 replies ^ | Jan 2, 2013 | Clash Daily
    Liberal Chick: "The State is My Shepherd, I Shall Not Want (Psalm 666)."
  • President Says Recent Tax Hike “Not Nearly Enough”

    While admitting to being pleased and proud of the tax increases he was able to force Republicans to accept, President Obama lamented that “it is but a small positive step in the right direction.” The President argued that “it should be self evident that the rich still fall far short of paying their fair share. There are many private citizens who live more lavishly than the President of their country. The inequity of this is stark and, quite frankly, shameful. Not even the wealthiest owner of the biggest business has as big a burden as the President of America has....
  • Russians Messing Around With Jack-Hammers

    01/04/2013 3:05:52 PM PST · by navysealdad · 9 replies
    Crazy Russians having a little fun(video)
  • Vanity - Freeper ideas for a White House petition

    01/04/2013 11:19:43 AM PST · by DManA · 20 replies
    White House Web Site ^ | 1/4/2013 | Self
    I have noticed a number of stories lately about fascias petitions being started at this WH web site. I love it. An opportunity to make a humorous point and skewer this pompous web site at the same time. Lets start a Freeper petition there. Ideas?

    01/04/2013 5:11:46 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 118 replies
    And then I read this.... On January 1, 400 new federal laws took effect. Meanwhile, state legislatures passed 29,000 bills and resolutions, many of which came into force on the first of the year. Local government added thousands of new laws. Ignorance is no excuse, so start cramming on all the weird new regulations you have to follow as of Tuesday: 1. In California, it's now unlawful to let a dog pursue a bear or bobcat at any time. Previously, exceptions had been made for hunting. Bad news for dogs, good news for bears and bobcats. 2. The new...
  • Today's Toons 1/4/13

    01/04/2013 3:23:27 AM PST · by pookie18 · 10 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 1/4/13 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • Today's Toons 1/3/13

    01/03/2013 3:38:59 AM PST · by pookie18 · 16 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 1/3/13 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • What does the acronym PETA stand for?

    01/02/2013 8:09:37 PM PST · by eldoradude · 43 replies
    Self | January 2, 2013 | Ich bin-Moi
    What does the acronym PETA stand for? I like to make fun of things by coming up with alternative definitions of popular acronyms. For example, DNC - Despicable Nasty Criminals. Here are some of my PETA definitions: Politicians Experiencing Testicular Awareness People Expediting Total Apathy Publisher Eats Turkish Anuses etc... What are your definitions?
  • Lehi changes road name over sexual connotation

    01/02/2013 8:01:01 PM PST · by glock rocks · 119 replies
    Fox 13, Utah ^ | 2 Jan 2013
    LEHI, Utah — The Lehi City Council recently approved a request to change the name of one of its roads, and the reason might be a sexual connotation. The city council unanimously approved the renaming of Morning Glory Road to Morning Vista Road in a December 11 meeting. The name change was requested by a company called Xactware, who is constructing a new building on the street. Lehi City Council meeting notessay that the company requested the name change to fit with their "International Corporate image." In article from the Daily Herald, Lehi Councilman Mark Johnson says the company was...
  • VIDEO: World Without Sun (Jacques Cousteau Smokes Cigarette Beneath the Sea)

    01/02/2013 6:36:08 PM PST · by PJ-Comix · 9 replies
  • Royal Mail to release 'Doctor Who' stamps

    01/02/2013 4:07:43 PM PST · by mikrofon · 15 replies
    Entertainment Weekly ^ | Jan 2 2013 06:16 PM ET | Josh Stillman
    Sure, bow ties are cool, but stamps are even cooler. To celebrate the 50th anniversary of Doctor Who, Britain’s Royal Mail is releasing a series of stamps featuring the 11 actors who have held the title role, the British postal service announced Wednesday. Everyone from William Hartnell, who first portrayed the Doctor from 1963-66, to Matt Smith, the current star, will be included. And don’t forget about those pesky foes: Daleks, Oods, Weeping Angels, and a Cyberman will all get their due on a miniature sheet with Second Class stamps, along with a stamp featuring the Doctor’s time travel machine,...
  • Sleepers

    01/02/2013 8:49:32 AM PST · by Happy Rain · 14 replies
    Happy Rain | Happy Rain
    The scene in "Sleepers" where Tommy Marcano and John Reilly encounter Sean Nokes in a Hell's Kitchen Pub fourteen years after their last encounter...
  • Ain't Nobody Got Time For Dat!

    01/02/2013 5:34:00 AM PST · by navysealdad · 18 replies
    An Oklahoma City woman has become one of the Internet's latest sensations after being interviewed about an apartment fire.
  • Today's Toons 1/2/13

    01/02/2013 3:47:20 AM PST · by pookie18 · 22 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 1/2/13 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • 20 New Year's Resolutions

    01/01/2013 6:08:54 PM PST · by Perdogg · 15 replies
    Ringing in 2013 properly requires a few things: bottom-shelf champagne, "I survived the apocalypse" t-shirts, excessive sequins and -- most importantly -- New Year's resolutions that may or may not last beyond February
  • List: No love for 'fiscal cliff,' 'spoiler alert'

    01/01/2013 4:35:07 PM PST · by Badabing Badablonde · 6 replies
    AP/Yahoo ^ | 12/31/12 | Jeff Karoub
    DETROIT (AP) — Spoiler alert: This story contains words and phrases that some people want to ban from the English language. "Spoiler alert" is among them. So are "kick the can down the road," ''trending" and "bucket list." . . . "Spoiler alert," the seemingly thoughtful way to warn readers or viewers about looming references to a key plot point in a film or TV show, nevertheless passed its use-by date for many, including Joseph Foly, of Fremont, Calif. He argued in his submission the phrase is "used as an obnoxious way to show one has trivial information and is...