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  • Banning guns

    01/07/2013 9:12:53 AM PST · by William of Barsoom · 6 replies
    Opinion (Vanity) | Jan 7, 2013 | William of Barsoom
    Seems reasonable to me...
  • Preaching Rabbit

    01/07/2013 4:57:19 AM PST · by Revski
    Revski's Youtube Vid ^ | 1-7-2013 | Revski
    This video is animated to inspire faith in Jesus and His Love for us! Rabbit's voice is from my grandson Elijah, at age 4 years old.
  • Today's Toons 1/7/13

    01/07/2013 4:37:57 AM PST · by pookie18 · 18 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 1/7/13 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • Free Speech Licenses? VANITY

    01/06/2013 9:52:33 PM PST · by ApplegateRanch · 18 replies
    1-6-13 | ApplegateRanch
    If the Left insists upon limiting the Second Amendment, then maybe it is time to reexamine the First Amendment, in light of their arguments for limiting the Second. Whereas: More people are threatened, bullied, or otherwise victimized by speech or other forms of expression utilizing mass communications; Whereas: Technical advances have placed the means of mass communications and publishing onto every desktop and mobile device in America; Whereas: Only manual writing or manually operated printing presses were available in 1791, when the Bill of Rights was adopted; Whereas: The Founding Fathers had no way of even conceiving of the concept...
  • Liberal Chick: "The State is My Shepherd, I Shall Not Want

    01/05/2013 3:44:22 PM PST · by BBell · 13 replies ^ | Jan 2, 2013 | Clash Daily
    Liberal Chick: "The State is My Shepherd, I Shall Not Want (Psalm 666)."
  • President Says Recent Tax Hike “Not Nearly Enough”

    While admitting to being pleased and proud of the tax increases he was able to force Republicans to accept, President Obama lamented that “it is but a small positive step in the right direction.” The President argued that “it should be self evident that the rich still fall far short of paying their fair share. There are many private citizens who live more lavishly than the President of their country. The inequity of this is stark and, quite frankly, shameful. Not even the wealthiest owner of the biggest business has as big a burden as the President of America has....
  • Russians Messing Around With Jack-Hammers

    01/04/2013 3:05:52 PM PST · by navysealdad · 9 replies
    Crazy Russians having a little fun(video)
  • Vanity - Freeper ideas for a White House petition

    01/04/2013 11:19:43 AM PST · by DManA · 20 replies
    White House Web Site ^ | 1/4/2013 | Self
    I have noticed a number of stories lately about fascias petitions being started at this WH web site. I love it. An opportunity to make a humorous point and skewer this pompous web site at the same time. Lets start a Freeper petition there. Ideas?

    01/04/2013 5:11:46 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 118 replies
    And then I read this.... On January 1, 400 new federal laws took effect. Meanwhile, state legislatures passed 29,000 bills and resolutions, many of which came into force on the first of the year. Local government added thousands of new laws. Ignorance is no excuse, so start cramming on all the weird new regulations you have to follow as of Tuesday: 1. In California, it's now unlawful to let a dog pursue a bear or bobcat at any time. Previously, exceptions had been made for hunting. Bad news for dogs, good news for bears and bobcats. 2. The new...
  • Today's Toons 1/4/13

    01/04/2013 3:23:27 AM PST · by pookie18 · 10 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 1/4/13 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • Today's Toons 1/3/13

    01/03/2013 3:38:59 AM PST · by pookie18 · 16 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 1/3/13 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • What does the acronym PETA stand for?

    01/02/2013 8:09:37 PM PST · by eldoradude · 43 replies
    Self | January 2, 2013 | Ich bin-Moi
    What does the acronym PETA stand for? I like to make fun of things by coming up with alternative definitions of popular acronyms. For example, DNC - Despicable Nasty Criminals. Here are some of my PETA definitions: Politicians Experiencing Testicular Awareness People Expediting Total Apathy Publisher Eats Turkish Anuses etc... What are your definitions?
  • Lehi changes road name over sexual connotation

    01/02/2013 8:01:01 PM PST · by glock rocks · 119 replies
    Fox 13, Utah ^ | 2 Jan 2013
    LEHI, Utah — The Lehi City Council recently approved a request to change the name of one of its roads, and the reason might be a sexual connotation. The city council unanimously approved the renaming of Morning Glory Road to Morning Vista Road in a December 11 meeting. The name change was requested by a company called Xactware, who is constructing a new building on the street. Lehi City Council meeting notessay that the company requested the name change to fit with their "International Corporate image." In article from the Daily Herald, Lehi Councilman Mark Johnson says the company was...
  • VIDEO: World Without Sun (Jacques Cousteau Smokes Cigarette Beneath the Sea)

    01/02/2013 6:36:08 PM PST · by PJ-Comix · 9 replies
  • Royal Mail to release 'Doctor Who' stamps

    01/02/2013 4:07:43 PM PST · by mikrofon · 15 replies
    Entertainment Weekly ^ | Jan 2 2013 06:16 PM ET | Josh Stillman
    Sure, bow ties are cool, but stamps are even cooler. To celebrate the 50th anniversary of Doctor Who, Britain’s Royal Mail is releasing a series of stamps featuring the 11 actors who have held the title role, the British postal service announced Wednesday. Everyone from William Hartnell, who first portrayed the Doctor from 1963-66, to Matt Smith, the current star, will be included. And don’t forget about those pesky foes: Daleks, Oods, Weeping Angels, and a Cyberman will all get their due on a miniature sheet with Second Class stamps, along with a stamp featuring the Doctor’s time travel machine,...
  • Sleepers

    01/02/2013 8:49:32 AM PST · by Happy Rain · 14 replies
    Happy Rain | Happy Rain
    The scene in "Sleepers" where Tommy Marcano and John Reilly encounter Sean Nokes in a Hell's Kitchen Pub fourteen years after their last encounter...
  • Ain't Nobody Got Time For Dat!

    01/02/2013 5:34:00 AM PST · by navysealdad · 18 replies
    An Oklahoma City woman has become one of the Internet's latest sensations after being interviewed about an apartment fire.
  • Today's Toons 1/2/13

    01/02/2013 3:47:20 AM PST · by pookie18 · 22 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 1/2/13 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • 20 New Year's Resolutions

    01/01/2013 6:08:54 PM PST · by Perdogg · 15 replies
    Ringing in 2013 properly requires a few things: bottom-shelf champagne, "I survived the apocalypse" t-shirts, excessive sequins and -- most importantly -- New Year's resolutions that may or may not last beyond February
  • List: No love for 'fiscal cliff,' 'spoiler alert'

    01/01/2013 4:35:07 PM PST · by Badabing Badablonde · 6 replies
    AP/Yahoo ^ | 12/31/12 | Jeff Karoub
    DETROIT (AP) — Spoiler alert: This story contains words and phrases that some people want to ban from the English language. "Spoiler alert" is among them. So are "kick the can down the road," ''trending" and "bucket list." . . . "Spoiler alert," the seemingly thoughtful way to warn readers or viewers about looming references to a key plot point in a film or TV show, nevertheless passed its use-by date for many, including Joseph Foly, of Fremont, Calif. He argued in his submission the phrase is "used as an obnoxious way to show one has trivial information and is...
  • Amy's Place ... Poetry and Potpourri ... January, 2013

    01/01/2013 9:33:41 AM PST · by JustAmy · 848 replies
    1-1-2013 | JustAmy; St.Louie1; MamaBear; Billie; Meg33, Friends
    Welcome To.... 'Amy's Place' welcomes all poets and those who enjoy poetry.'Amy's Place' is more than just about poetry.Come in, relax, and share with fellow FReepersyour thoughts about any of the things on the *Menu*. Enjoy! :) Never Forget! Bad Penny Amy's personal guardian ~ the ever charming, lovable, huggable, LouieWolf Many thanks for stopping by. : )
  • Today's Toons 1/1/13

    01/01/2013 6:09:21 AM PST · by pookie18 · 16 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 1/1/13 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • Man seriously hurt using exploding target to build a fire

    12/31/2012 10:07:18 AM PST · by matt1234 · 42 replies
    Northwest Cable News ^ | December 29, 2012 | unknown
    KOOTENAI COUNTY, Idaho -- Two people were hurt after trying to start a fire using exploding target material Friday afternoon. The Kootenai County Sheriff’s Office said the men had spent the day in an area commonly referred to as the Hayden Creek shooting pit, when they decided to start a fire using some of their leftover exploding material as an accelerant. When one of them came close to the fire with the materials in a bag, the materials exploded, severally injuring the man’s hand. Another man suffered lower body injuries. Deputies said the men drove themselves to a convenience store...
  • Today's Toons 12/31/12

    12/31/2012 3:25:08 AM PST · by pookie18 · 26 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 12/31/12 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • Dave Barry’s Year in Review

    12/30/2012 10:23:05 AM PST · by P.O.E. · 18 replies
    Miami Herald ^ | 12/29/12 | Dave Barry
    It was a cruel, cruel year — a year that kept raising our hopes, only to squash them flatter than a dead possum on the interstate. Example: This year the “reality” show Jersey Shore, which for six hideous seasons has been a compelling argument in favor of a major earth-asteroid collision, finally got canceled, and we dared to wonder if maybe, just maybe, we, as a society, were becoming slightly less stupid. But then, WHAP, we were slapped in our national face by the cold hard frozen mackerel of reality in the form of the hugely popular new “reality” show...

    12/29/2012 7:43:10 AM PST · by TurboZamboni · 9 replies
    youtube ^ | 12-28-12 | youtube
    my personal fave is Sweet Brown..."ain't nobody got time for that!"
  • President Obama has recently appointed a Golf Czar

    12/29/2012 4:54:08 AM PST · by navysealdad · 6 replies
    Major rule changes in the game of golf will become effective January, 20 2013. This is only a preview as the complete rule book (expect 2716 pages) is being rewritten as we speak. Here are a few of the changes:
  • Boy plays ping pong with his cat [Really!]

    12/28/2012 8:01:09 PM PST · by expat1000 · 17 replies
    Your Jewish News ^ | December 28, 2012 | David Ross
    Video link
  • Fred Williamson takes on Gary Busey

    12/28/2012 10:33:32 AM PST · by dennisw · 10 replies over to 54 seconds in and see how Fred handles Gary Busey
  • Funny Political Anti-Obama & Anti-Liberal Picture Source

    12/28/2012 9:58:47 AM PST · by zantus · 8 replies
    zPatriot ^ | 12/28/2012 | zantus has a really funny collection of pictures & cartoons that are pretty much anti-Obama/Liberal. This is my new source when I am looking for the perfect picture for my conservative posts.
  • Bear chillin at the Shamattawa Dump

    On the Couch. Photos taken at the Shamattawa Dump in Manitoba , Canada

    12/28/2012 7:52:27 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 96 replies
    12/28/12 | Lucky9teen
    The Best Memes of 2012 Ridiculously Photogenic Guy:More here! Bad Luck Brian:More here! Suddenly Clarity Clarence:More here! Really High Guy:More here! Overly Manly Man:More here! Grumpy Cat:More here! Drunk Baby:More here! Come on, Facebook: Ermahgerd:More here! Overly Attached Girlfriend:More here!The Botched "Ecce Homo" Painting:More here! McKayla Is Not Impressed:More here! Call Me Maybe:More here! Inappropriate Timing Bill Clinton:More here! Bad-Joke Eel:More here! When Did THIS Become Hotter Than THIS: Angelina Jolie's Leg:More here!Skeptical Third-World KidMore here! Binders Full of Women:More here! Texts from Hillary:More here! Evil Cows:More here! The Queen Is Not Amused:More here! The NASA Mohawk Guy:More here!...
  • 11 Amazing Facts about the McDonald's McRib (Reader Reactions Are HILARIOUS!)

    12/28/2012 5:55:19 AM PST · by PJ-Comix · 87 replies
    Business Insider via Yahoo!Finance ^ | December 17, 2012 | Dina Spector and Kim Bhasin
    The McDonald's McRib is back, hitting restaurants nationwide today. The legendary boneless pork sandwich, famously molded to resemble a rack of ribs, is both a feat of modern engineering and shrewd marketing. It garners almost as much attention for its pseudo-meat shape as its impermanence on restaurant menus. The barbecue-sauce-smothered sandwich was supposed to return at the end of October, but was pushed back to help boost end-of-the-year sales. Better late than never.
  • The Americans With No Abilities Act

    12/28/2012 5:29:03 AM PST · by RoosterRedux · 28 replies
    President Barack Obama and the Democratic Senate are considering sweeping legislation that will provide new benefits for many Americans. The Americans With No Abilities Act is being hailed as a major legislative goal by advocates of the millions of Americans who lack any real skills or ambition. "Roughly 50 percent of Americans do not possess the competence and drive necessary to carve out a meaningful role for themselves in society," said California Sen. Barbara Boxer. "We can no longer stand by and allow People of Inability (POI) to be ridiculed and passed over. With this legislation, employers will no longer...
  • Today's Toons 12/28/12

    12/28/2012 3:46:19 AM PST · by pookie18 · 12 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 12/28/12 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • (Satire) Americans Blame Republicans More Than Democrats For "Pretty Much Everything": Poll

    12/27/2012 1:56:53 PM PST · by Lazamataz · 40 replies
    Free Republic Semi-News Semi-Satire | Dec 27, 2012 | By Laz. A. Mataz
    (Reuters) - Americans blame Republicans in Congress more than congressional Democrats or President Barack Obama for pretty much everything, states a new poll out from Ipsos. "We questioned Americans who is responsible, and they indicated it was Republicans. We didn't ask them 'responsible for what?'. We just left that open-ended," said Lou Z. Pollster. "I'm sure Republicans cause old age," said one respondant, "and my dog went missing. Republicans again!" "Entropy has been described as the eventual heat-death of the universe," said another respondent, who identified himself as a physicist, "and REPUBLICANS are to blame for this!" When asked who...
  • Today's Toons 12/27/12

    12/27/2012 3:00:25 AM PST · by pookie18 · 13 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 12/27/12 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • VIDEO: When Woody Allen Met Bob Hope- 'Play It Again Bob'

    12/26/2012 2:26:47 PM PST · by PJ-Comix · 4 replies
    YouTube ^ | January 24, 2012 | chankfloyd
  • Zuckerberg’s sister complains after private Facebook photo goes public

    12/26/2012 12:58:20 PM PST · by Responsibility2nd · 11 replies
    CTVNews ^ | 12/26/2012
    Randi Zuckerberg, the sister of Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg, got caught up in a debate about the handling of a private photo posted on the social media site after a family snapshot she thought she had only shared with friends made its way onto Twitter. The photo showed the Zuckerberg clan joyfully reacting to Facebook’s new Poke app. Zuckerberg, Facebook’s former head of marketing, claimed she had only shared the photo with her friends via the social media site. However the snapshot went public after Callie Schweitzer, a representative for Internet media firm Vox Media, reposted the shot on Twitter....
  • Today's Toons 12/26/12

    12/26/2012 3:31:44 AM PST · by pookie18 · 8 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 12/26/12 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • Pleasse don't send him back

    12/25/2012 12:55:36 PM PST · by Eurotwit · 29 replies
    Jeremy Clarkson via twitter ^ | December 24th, 2012 | Jeremy Clarkson
    Jeremy Clarkson ‏@JeremyClarkson Americans. It took us 40 years to get rid of Piers Morgan. Pleasse don't send him back. Jonathan Marshall ‏@JonMarshall82 @JeremyClarkson perhaps we should start a petition to keep Piers Morgan in America! #dontsendpiersback Jeremy Clarkson ‏@JeremyClarkson Americans. Was the second amendment not introduced to protect you from the tyranny of the British? Piers Morgan in other words.
  • Your Shake Down™ 1 min - Remove Ketchup in Seconds! (FUnnie/Sad Video Featuring Balloon Boy Father)

    12/25/2012 11:08:32 AM PST · by PJ-Comix · 16 replies
    YouTube ^ | November 23, 2012 | YourShakeDown
  • Why there is no TrumpetChristmas

    12/25/2012 7:08:50 AM PST · by real saxophonist · 2 replies
    Every year there are TubaChristmas events across the country. Large gatherings of tuba and euphonium players performing Christmas music.But there is no TrumpetChristmas.Here's why.

    12/25/2012 6:53:25 AM PST · by PJ-Comix · 6 replies
    YouTube ^ | September 29, 2012 | TurkischFilm
  • Today's Toons 12/25/12

    12/25/2012 4:24:31 AM PST · by pookie18 · 16 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 12/25/12 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • "Charlie Brown's Christmas Tales"

    12/24/2012 7:26:05 PM PST · by ReformationFan · 2 replies
    You Tube ^ | Charles Schultz
    Quickly becoming one of my favorite Christmas specials. A fast moving 17 minutes literally based upon Charles Schultz's comic strips. My favorite part is Sally's "today, I'm going to fall down a Christmas tree" adventures.
  • OMG Drone Rush

    12/24/2012 6:17:40 AM PST · by eternity · 1 replies
    Harry Shearer
  • Today's Toons 12/24/12

    12/24/2012 3:29:40 AM PST · by pookie18 · 16 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 12/24/12 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • Dangerous Liberal Fairy Tales (Froglegs #15)

    12/23/2012 8:29:15 PM PST · by ShadowPatriot
    Dangerous Liberal Fairy Tales (Froglegs #15) Make no mistake... it was not guns that placed those children in harm’s way.  The NRA did not place those children in harm’s way.  Even the lunatic with the gun did not place these children in harm’s way….  Liberalism’s deadly fairy-tale of Gun Free School Zones did..  The president and his children are protected by guns.  Are our kids worth less?  PLUS…Uncle Omar gets an Obama Phone! Cameos from Alfonzo Rachel & the Prophet Joe-Hammed. Watch Intellectual Froglegs #15 with Exttra Yuletide Sauce Now
  • Obama saves Earth from Apocalypse: what's next?

    12/23/2012 6:41:14 PM PST · by ReformationFan · 4 replies
    Washington Times ^ | 12-23-12 | Oleg Atbashian
    As we celebrate our narrow escape from the Mayan-Republican Apocalypse of December 21, 2012, the American media is living up to its reputation as the people's fearless truth-teller, by correctly attributing our miraculous collective salvation to Barack Obama. The consensus among the media experts and celebrities can be best expressed by this unbiased quote from CNN: "If you don't think Obama is god, you're just stupid." According to an ancient prophecy, the Mayan calendar would end on 12/21/2012 with a big comet (or other large-caliber assault weapon that the NRA protects from government control) falling off a physical cliff and...