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  • Conservative Brain Candy...Intellectual Froglegs No. 16

    01/17/2013 8:36:57 PM PST · by ShadowPatriot · 1 replies
    Conservative Brain Candy...Intellectual Froglegs No. 16 The Schools and the Media How did left-wing radical fruitcakes like the Taxman in Chief take control of America and steer it on a course that history has repeatedly proven leads to disaster? True moonbats have always been a small percentage of the population. But even if their ideology is communist crazy, their strategy is sound. They took over the schools and the media. From there destroying America has been child’s play.  Class is in session at Joe Dan Gorman’s Frogleg University- Dave at Moonbattery Cool tunage from: Kansas, The O’Jays, Chicago, ZZ Top, Led...
  • Hamster- VTEC -missed shift-Video 30 sec.{Warning: Potty Mouth}

    01/17/2013 12:58:54 PM PST · by virgil283 · 6 replies
    Mr. Wiskers spins out, loses control and crashes...oh the humanity.... http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=166306
  • Corrine Brown - I'm proud of my Rep /s

    01/17/2013 11:58:59 AM PST · by Quick Shot · 4 replies
    Direct email letter | 1-17-2013 | Corrine Brown
    Dear Friends, When I took the oath of office earlier this month, I did so on behalf of a Congressional district with a new name and new shape. Effective January 3, 2013, Florida's Third Congressional District became the Fifth Congressional District with some new borders. You can see the changes here. The outstanding service you have come to expect from me and my staff will not change. One thing that Congress got right so far this year is the extension on the Earned Income Tax Credit (EITC). The EITC boosts the incomes of working families. Each year, it lifts over...
  • Today's Toons 1/17/13

    01/17/2013 3:58:09 AM PST · by pookie18 · 22 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 1/17/13 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • A Theory (Resurrected Thread from 1999)

    01/16/2013 8:47:17 PM PST · by Lazamataz · 50 replies
    Free Republic | 11/22/1999 | By Laz A. Mataz
    I propose to show you all how JFK, Dallas, the Lindberg Baby, Dana Plato, Route 77, UFO's, the doomed flights 800 and Swiss Air 111, "Clandestine Luciferian Masons" or (CLuMs for short), the Atlantic Ocean, Larry King, neckties, Francis Bacon, Marshall Ney, and lemon-flavored taffy all add up to the biggest and most compelling conspiracy ever recorded in human history. Let us begin at the beginning: HOW DOES JOHN FITZGERALD KENNEDY, SENIOR FIT? JFK's murder was a Luciferian Masonic human sacrifice. Dallas was picked as the site of sacrifice because it is located close to the 33rd degree of north...
  • Vanity: Breaking news! Manti Te'o's girlfriend did exist!

    01/16/2013 3:54:10 PM PST · by goodwithagun · 4 replies
    The reports claim there is no birth certificate for Lennay Kekua, Manti Te'o's dead girlfriend. It turns out she really did exist, it's just that she was born in the same hospital as obama!
  • American Idol 2013--Live Thread

    01/16/2013 5:55:19 AM PST · by silent_jonny · 7,032 replies
    americanidol.com ^ | January 16, 2013
  • Today's Toons 1/16/13

    01/16/2013 2:54:55 AM PST · by pookie18 · 19 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 1/16/13 | pookie18
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  • Obama to designate Secretary of Corruption

    01/15/2013 7:31:07 PM PST · by RetiredTexasVet · 6 replies
    The Food Stamp President has chosen to establish the Department of Corruption as a cabinet department. Eric "the Corrupt" Holder will be nominated as the Secretary next week. There have been numerous complaints that his administration has lacked transparency. To address this complaint, he has decided to centralize all corruption in one department. If you want a sub-prime loan for a failing solar energy company, you can go to a single department for a one step process and single payoff. This cuts out the Departments of Energy, Commerce, Treasury and Justice and results in a streamlined efficient process with only...
  • Case Study: Pro-active Log Review Might Be A Good Idea

    01/15/2013 6:43:14 PM PST · by GOPsterinMA · 24 replies
    Verizon ^ | January 14th, 2013 | Andrew Valentine
    Such a case came about in 2012. The scenario was as follows. We received a request from a US-based company asking for our help in understanding some anomalous activity that they were witnessing in their VPN logs. This organization had been slowly moving toward a more telecommuting oriented workforce, and they had therefore started to allow their developers to work from home on certain days. In order to accomplish this, theyd set up a fairly standard VPN concentrator approximately two years prior to our receiving their call. In early May 2012, after reading the 2012 DBIR, their IT security department...
  • French and Germans Still Love Their Stereotypes

    01/15/2013 2:02:26 PM PST · by nickcarraway · 8 replies
    The Local ^ | 15 Jan 2013
    Clichs and stereotypes are flourishing along the French-German border, with the French associating their eastern neighbours with beer and efficiency, and the Germans looking west for bucolic joie de vivre. Marking this month's 50th anniversary of the lyse Treaty of reconciliation between the European heavyweights, the German Embassy in Paris commissioned a survey from the ifop Institute to see what the two nations thought of each other. The results suggested that although the animosity generated during two world wars had gone, the stereotypes of the hard-working German and life-loving French had survived well into the 21st century. When asked for...
  • Two Cats And A Single Bowl

    01/15/2013 1:08:59 PM PST · by rocky50 · 27 replies
    Humorous look at two cats sharing a bowl.
  • Today's Toons 1/15/13

    01/15/2013 3:18:21 AM PST · by pookie18 · 15 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 1/15/13 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • New York Leads Race for Ugliest Gubernatorial Christmas Tree

    01/14/2013 8:48:53 PM PST · by Claud · 21 replies
    The Daily Dolt ^ | 12/5/2012
    New York Governor Andrew Cuomo (D) and first girlfriend Sandra Lee have made a strong showing this year in the Ugliest Gubernatorial Holiday Decorations Contest, a contest which does not actually exist in reality. Sandra Lee revealed her festive entry via Twitter Tuesday, and HOLY SH** IT INVOLVES A SILVER TIGER: http://www.thedailydolt.com/2012/12/05/new-york-leads-race-for-ugliest-gubernatorial-christmas-tree/
  • Just how offensive is Sandra Lees crazy Kwanzaa cake?

    01/14/2013 8:10:26 PM PST · by Claud · 27 replies
    Salon.com ^ | 12/26/2010 | Francis Lam
    Just how offensive is Sandra Lees crazy Kwanzaa cake? A recent mea culpa from the creator of this Internet sensation raises the question: What is Kwanzaa food? It was the cultural mash-up that was destined for the Viral Video Hall of Fame: Sandra Queen of QVC, First Lady of New York Lee going all-out for African America with her Kwanzaa Cake. In the clip, the very perky and it must be said, white Lee takes her Semi-Homemade philosophy (yes, she refers to it as a philosophy, and yes, its trademarked) to new heights, using an array of store-bought...
  • Glenn announces epic Misfits Ball

    01/14/2013 4:03:21 PM PST · by Lucky9teen · 13 replies
    http://www.glennbeck.com/ ^ | Monday, Jan 7, 201
    What is the Misfits Ball? Glenn announced on radio this morning that he plans to have a ball on Inauguration Day full of people who are no longer welcome in Obamas Washington D.C. (editors note: We arent sure if the That Guy rule applies to digital, which is why we will occasionally mention the President by name until Glenn stops us). The event will be black tie, take place in the Dallas Studios, and Glenn is open to suggestions for the invite list. Some of the names thrown out there so far: Chik-Fil-A (not a person, Glenn), Hobby Lobby (again,...
  • Voting Thread: 2012 Today's Toons Favorites (Final Round)

    01/14/2013 3:31:43 PM PST · by mystery-ak · 1 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | Jan. 14, 2013 | pookie18
    Each entry is numbered (1-43). Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to send me (via comment in this thread/private message) the numbers in order of preference of your 10 (or fewer, if you can't find 10 that you like) favorites. If you are caught sending more than 10, I won't disavow your existence, but will ask you to remove any excess. This offer will self-destruct at 2 PM ET, Sunday, January 20, 2013. Scoring will be as follows: A 1st-place vote will get 10 pts., a 2nd-place vote earns 9 pts., ..., down to a 10th-place vote...
  • Today's Toons 1/14/13

    01/14/2013 3:15:57 AM PST · by pookie18 · 18 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 1/14/13 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • Python on Plane Wing Captured on Video (Held on Entire Flight)

    01/13/2013 9:59:15 PM PST · by nickcarraway · 31 replies
    Python on plane wing: Passengers on a Qantas flight from Paupa New Guina to Cairns, Australia, videotaped a 10-foot python on the wing of their plane during a nearly two-hour flight.Stunned Qantas Airways passengers watched out their windows as a large python clung to a plane's wing during a nearly two-hour flight from Australia's northeastern city of Cairns to Papua New Guinea. The 3-meter (10-foot) python fought to stay on the wing, pulling itself forward only to be pushed back by the frigid wind.
  • Why you can't compete with Chinese labor

    01/13/2013 5:53:02 PM PST · by navysealdad · 37 replies
    Maybe He get's paid in candy??(video)