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  • Tactical Assault Rock from CroMagnum Arms International(CAI) NOW IN BLACK!

    01/20/2013 10:23:37 AM PST · by Ellendra · 15 replies
    Ebay ^ | Jan 15, 2013 | drizzt203
    CROMAGNUM ARMS INTERNATIONAL(CAI) ASSAULT ROCK-TACTICAL MODEL The assault rock is back. These have been flying off the shelf since Cain first took the tactical advantage against Abel. Get this low speed, high drag assault rock while you still can. This is next on Dianne Feinstein's list. NOW IN EXTRA TACTICAL BLACK! Features: -enhanced grip texture -easily concealable -can be thrown as fast as you can swing your arm -low tech tactical black spray paint ALL PROFIT WILL BE DONATED TO NRA-ILA
  • The Americans With No Abilities Act

    01/20/2013 5:49:33 AM PST · by NCjim · 27 replies
    President Barack Obama and the Senate are considering sweeping legislation that will provide new benefits for many Americans. The Americans With No Abilities Act is being hailed as a major legislative goal by advocates of the millions of Americans who lack any real skills or ambition. "Roughly 50 percent of Americans do not possess the competence and drive necessary to carve out a meaningful role for themselves in society," said California Sen. Barbara Boxer. "We can no longer stand by and allow People of Inability (POI) to be ridiculed and passed over. With this legislation, employers will no longer be...
  • One Size Does NOT Fit All (Intellectual Frog Legs #16)

    01/19/2013 2:37:53 PM PST · by StarCMC · 2 replies
    Intellectual Frog Legs ^ | Joe Dan Gorman
    Hard-Left Radicals only represent a small percentage of our population, yet they are in charge? Even IF their ideology is Seven Shades of Fruitbat Insanity--- their strategy is 'sound'... They took over the schools and the media. From there destroying America has been child’s play. Class is in session at Frogleg University: Click here to watch the video at YouTube. Thanks for watching & PLEASE SHARE this new episode of Intellectual Froglegs. (via groups, pages, Twitter, Email, G+, etc). God bless.
  • Cuomo Announces New Gun-Snitch Reward Program

    01/19/2013 2:00:30 PM PST · by Doc Savage · 57 replies
    January 19, 2013 | Doc Savage
    In a startling follow-up to his spate of new gun laws which were passed last week, New York Governor Andrew Cuomo today announced his new 'Gun-Snitch' program in which both adults and children will have a chance to turn in the name or names of potentially violent gun criminals for money. Cuomo announced a new 1-800 number (1-800-RAT-CALL) which you can call 24/7 to provide the New York State Police with the name and address of any person you know has a gun. Children are encouraged to call and accuse their parents as well as other family members and friends....
  • Obama to be sworn in at 11:55 am ESt, so remember to...

    01/19/2013 4:55:20 AM PST · by Bulwinkle · 40 replies
    http://www.posterchase.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/335x335/5e06319eda06f020e43594a9c2309
    Fat in his general direction
  • Hitler Reacts to Manti Te'o Hoax

    01/18/2013 8:14:46 PM PST · by ZirconEncrustedTweezers · 13 replies
    Youtube ^ | 1/18/2013 | aunoonan
    The fuehrer received some very troubling news about his favorite team, the Fighting Irish.
  • Colon Powell and Gov. Chris Christie file suit in Federal Court.

    01/18/2013 2:51:34 PM PST · by RetiredTexasVet · 7 replies
    Retired Texas Vet
    Colon Powell has filed suit in Federal Court (in Washington, DC) claiming he is not being protected under the Endangered Species Act as required by law. Black RINOs are an endangered species and the Federal Government is not doing enough to protect him. He claims that he has been openly shunned and "disliked" on Facebook by the evil Tea Party. Conlon has sued to have the court order the Tea Party to "like" him on Facebook and invite him to parties. Gov. Chris Christie has joined the suit stating that as a Blue Whale RINO, that he is not being...
  • (-:(-:(-:THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD:-):-):-)

    01/18/2013 4:49:51 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 149 replies
    The Next 10 Years Are Going To Be Mind-BlowingWe are living in an extremely exciting time in terms of science and technology. Things that have always been considered science fiction are becoming normal day-to-day components of our lives. And while we have been seeing invention after breakthrough over and over in the last couple of decades, this next ten years is going to blow everything else out of the water.The awesome thing about all these scientific discoveries it that they create technology that allows us to make more breakthroughs even faster. Our ability to innovate is increasing exponentially as the...
  • Today's Toons 1/18/13

    01/18/2013 3:20:15 AM PST · by pookie18 · 16 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 1/18/13 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • Conservative Brain Candy...Intellectual Froglegs No. 16

    01/17/2013 8:36:57 PM PST · by ShadowPatriot · 1 replies
    Conservative Brain Candy...Intellectual Froglegs No. 16 The Schools and the Media How did left-wing radical fruitcakes like the Taxman in Chief take control of America and steer it on a course that history has repeatedly proven leads to disaster? True moonbats have always been a small percentage of the population. But even if their ideology is communist crazy, their strategy is sound. They took over the schools and the media. From there destroying America has been child’s play.  Class is in session at Joe Dan Gorman’s Frogleg University- Dave at Moonbattery Cool tunage from: Kansas, The O’Jays, Chicago, ZZ Top, Led...
  • Hamster- VTEC -missed shift-Video 30 sec.{Warning: Potty Mouth}

    01/17/2013 12:58:54 PM PST · by virgil283 · 6 replies
    Mr. Wiskers spins out, loses control and crashes...oh the humanity.... http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=166306
  • Corrine Brown - I'm proud of my Rep /s

    01/17/2013 11:58:59 AM PST · by Quick Shot · 4 replies
    Direct email letter | 1-17-2013 | Corrine Brown
    Dear Friends, When I took the oath of office earlier this month, I did so on behalf of a Congressional district with a new name and new shape. Effective January 3, 2013, Florida's Third Congressional District became the Fifth Congressional District with some new borders. You can see the changes here. The outstanding service you have come to expect from me and my staff will not change. One thing that Congress got right so far this year is the extension on the Earned Income Tax Credit (EITC). The EITC boosts the incomes of working families. Each year, it lifts over...
  • Today's Toons 1/17/13

    01/17/2013 3:58:09 AM PST · by pookie18 · 22 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 1/17/13 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • A Theory (Resurrected Thread from 1999)

    01/16/2013 8:47:17 PM PST · by Lazamataz · 46 replies
    Free Republic | 11/22/1999 | By Laz A. Mataz
    I propose to show you all how JFK, Dallas, the Lindberg Baby, Dana Plato, Route 77, UFO's, the doomed flights 800 and Swiss Air 111, "Clandestine Luciferian Masons" or (CLuMs for short), the Atlantic Ocean, Larry King, neckties, Francis Bacon, Marshall Ney, and lemon-flavored taffy all add up to the biggest and most compelling conspiracy ever recorded in human history. Let us begin at the beginning: HOW DOES JOHN FITZGERALD KENNEDY, SENIOR FIT? JFK's murder was a Luciferian Masonic human sacrifice. Dallas was picked as the site of sacrifice because it is located close to the 33rd degree of north...
  • Vanity: Breaking news! Manti Te'o's girlfriend did exist!

    01/16/2013 3:54:10 PM PST · by goodwithagun · 4 replies
    The reports claim there is no birth certificate for Lennay Kekua, Manti Te'o's dead girlfriend. It turns out she really did exist, it's just that she was born in the same hospital as obama!
  • American Idol 2013--Live Thread

    01/16/2013 5:55:19 AM PST · by silent_jonny · 7,032 replies
    americanidol.com ^ | January 16, 2013
  • Today's Toons 1/16/13

    01/16/2013 2:54:55 AM PST · by pookie18 · 19 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 1/16/13 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • Obama to designate Secretary of Corruption

    01/15/2013 7:31:07 PM PST · by RetiredTexasVet · 6 replies
    The Food Stamp President has chosen to establish the Department of Corruption as a cabinet department. Eric "the Corrupt" Holder will be nominated as the Secretary next week. There have been numerous complaints that his administration has lacked transparency. To address this complaint, he has decided to centralize all corruption in one department. If you want a sub-prime loan for a failing solar energy company, you can go to a single department for a one step process and single payoff. This cuts out the Departments of Energy, Commerce, Treasury and Justice and results in a streamlined efficient process with only...
  • Case Study: Pro-active Log Review Might Be A Good Idea

    01/15/2013 6:43:14 PM PST · by GOPsterinMA · 24 replies
    Verizon ^ | January 14th, 2013 | Andrew Valentine
    Such a case came about in 2012. The scenario was as follows. We received a request from a US-based company asking for our help in understanding some anomalous activity that they were witnessing in their VPN logs. This organization had been slowly moving toward a more telecommuting oriented workforce, and they had therefore started to allow their developers to work from home on certain days. In order to accomplish this, they’d set up a fairly standard VPN concentrator approximately two years prior to our receiving their call. In early May 2012, after reading the 2012 DBIR, their IT security department...
  • French and Germans Still Love Their Stereotypes

    01/15/2013 2:02:26 PM PST · by nickcarraway · 8 replies
    The Local ^ | 15 Jan 2013
    Clichés and stereotypes are flourishing along the French-German border, with the French associating their eastern neighbours with beer and efficiency, and the Germans looking west for bucolic joie de vivre. Marking this month's 50th anniversary of the Èlysée Treaty of reconciliation between the European heavyweights, the German Embassy in Paris commissioned a survey from the ifop Institute to see what the two nations thought of each other. The results suggested that although the animosity generated during two world wars had gone, the stereotypes of the hard-working German and life-loving French had survived well into the 21st century. When asked for...
  • Two Cats And A Single Bowl

    01/15/2013 1:08:59 PM PST · by rocky50 · 27 replies
    Humorous look at two cats sharing a bowl.
  • Today's Toons 1/15/13

    01/15/2013 3:18:21 AM PST · by pookie18 · 15 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 1/15/13 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • New York Leads Race for Ugliest Gubernatorial Christmas Tree

    01/14/2013 8:48:53 PM PST · by Claud · 21 replies
    The Daily Dolt ^ | 12/5/2012
    New York Governor Andrew Cuomo (D) and first girlfriend Sandra Lee have made a strong showing this year in the Ugliest Gubernatorial Holiday Decorations Contest, a contest which does not actually exist in reality. Sandra Lee revealed her festive entry via Twitter Tuesday, and HOLY SH** IT INVOLVES A SILVER TIGER: http://www.thedailydolt.com/2012/12/05/new-york-leads-race-for-ugliest-gubernatorial-christmas-tree/
  • Just how offensive is Sandra Lee’s crazy Kwanzaa cake?

    01/14/2013 8:10:26 PM PST · by Claud · 27 replies
    Salon.com ^ | 12/26/2010 | Francis Lam
    Just how offensive is Sandra Lee’s crazy Kwanzaa cake? A recent mea culpa from the creator of this Internet sensation raises the question: What is Kwanzaa food? It was the cultural mash-up that was destined for the Viral Video Hall of Fame: Sandra “Queen of QVC, First Lady of New York” Lee going all-out for African America with her Kwanzaa Cake. In the clip, the very perky — and it must be said, white — Lee takes her Semi-Homemade philosophy (yes, she refers to it as a “philosophy,” and yes, it’s trademarked) to new heights, using an array of store-bought...
  • Glenn announces epic Misfits Ball

    01/14/2013 4:03:21 PM PST · by Lucky9teen · 13 replies
    http://www.glennbeck.com/ ^ | Monday, Jan 7, 201
    What is the Misfits Ball? Glenn announced on radio this morning that he plans to have a ball on Inauguration Day full of people who are no longer welcome in Obama’s Washington D.C. (editor’s note: We aren’t sure if the “That Guy” rule applies to digital, which is why we will occasionally mention the President by name until Glenn stops us). The event will be black tie, take place in the Dallas Studios, and Glenn is open to suggestions for the invite list. Some of the names thrown out there so far: Chik-Fil-A (not a person, Glenn), Hobby Lobby (again,...
  • Voting Thread: 2012 Today's Toons Favorites (Final Round)

    01/14/2013 3:31:43 PM PST · by mystery-ak · 1 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | Jan. 14, 2013 | pookie18
    Each entry is numbered (1-43). Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to send me (via comment in this thread/private message) the numbers in order of preference of your 10 (or fewer, if you can't find 10 that you like) favorites. If you are caught sending more than 10, I won't disavow your existence, but will ask you to remove any excess. This offer will self-destruct at 2 PM ET, Sunday, January 20, 2013. Scoring will be as follows: A 1st-place vote will get 10 pts., a 2nd-place vote earns 9 pts., ..., down to a 10th-place vote...
  • Today's Toons 1/14/13

    01/14/2013 3:15:57 AM PST · by pookie18 · 18 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 1/14/13 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • Python on Plane Wing Captured on Video (Held on Entire Flight)

    01/13/2013 9:59:15 PM PST · by nickcarraway · 31 replies
    Python on plane wing: Passengers on a Qantas flight from Paupa New Guina to Cairns, Australia, videotaped a 10-foot python on the wing of their plane during a nearly two-hour flight.Stunned Qantas Airways passengers watched out their windows as a large python clung to a plane's wing during a nearly two-hour flight from Australia's northeastern city of Cairns to Papua New Guinea. The 3-meter (10-foot) python fought to stay on the wing, pulling itself forward only to be pushed back by the frigid wind.
  • Why you can't compete with Chinese labor

    01/13/2013 5:53:02 PM PST · by navysealdad · 37 replies
    Maybe He get's paid in candy??(video)
  • If Vince Foster Had Had a Gun, He'd Be Alive Today

    01/13/2013 6:58:41 AM PST · by Lonesome in Massachussets · 22 replies
    TruTV ^ | 2013 | Matthew MacAdams
  • Two Dogs Eating In A Restaurant

    Firstly the dogs loved it - they are best friends and really like getting all the attention. We practiced with the cutlery in advance, and both dogs very quickly figured it out.
  • Cat Fights!

    01/12/2013 3:03:54 PM PST · by EveningStar · 10 replies
    LiveLeak / YouTube
    Dash-Cam Perfect Timing Catches Cat Fight!Epic Cat Fight (cat's horror) Crows vs Cat vs Cat Street FightCat Betrayed His Girlfriend! Sex! Heat! Rage! Foul language! (ORIGINAL ENGLISH CAPTIONS)
  • Al Roker REMIX - "I Pooped in my Pants (The Dookie Dance)"

    01/12/2013 10:06:45 AM PST · by EveningStar · 11 replies
    YouTube ^ | January 9, 2013 | Andrew Frederick
    Our good friend and always reliable show host, Al Rooker, recently admitted to shartting in the White House. Here is our Ode to Al.
  • I Once Saved a Drowning Squirrel From a Horse Tank With a Hoe...Vanity

    01/11/2013 8:58:37 PM PST · by JouleZ · 108 replies
    1/11/2013 | JouleZ
    I went out to my garden by the barn and heard splashing in the horse tank. I saw movement and ran to see what the heck was going on when an exhausted squirrel rose up and tried desperately to claw her way out of the metal tank. She couldn't and was swimming in circles. I grabbed a hoe and after a few failed attempts, got her out. I was afraid to touch her with my hands because of fleas and potential disease. She finally used her teeth to bite the edge of the hoe and I was able to lift...
  • Veep Suggests Platinum Solution to Gun Control

    In what he called a “stroke of genius,” Vice-President Joe Biden suggested that President Obama could bypass both Congress and the Constitution by using an Executive Order to solve the gun violence crisis. “It was when I heard people talking about minting trillion dollar platinum coins to solve the debt ceiling thing that I got the idea of using platinum to get around 2nd Amendment objections to gun control,” Biden boasted. “If the President were to simply require that platinum be the only metal permitted in bullets we could effectively eliminate privately held guns without actually banning them.” The Vice-President...
  • Drive Thru Invisible Driver Prank

    01/11/2013 10:46:23 AM PST · by navysealdad · 6 replies
    Featured on Fox News.(Video)
  • (-:(-:(-:THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD:-):-):-)

    01/11/2013 4:24:19 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 127 replies
    1-11-13 | Lucky9teen
    A guy cruises thru a stop sign and gets pulled over by a local policeman. Guy hands the cop his driver’s license, insurance verification, plus his concealed carry permit. “Okay, Mr. Smith,” the cop says. “I see your CCW permit. Are you carrying today?” “Yes, I am.” “Well then, better tell me what you got.” Smith says, “Well, I got a .357 revolver in my inside coat pocket. There’s a 9mm semi-auto in the glove box. And, I’ve got a .22 magnum derringer in my right boot.” “Okay,” the cop says. “Anything else?” “Yeah, back in the trunk, there’s...
  • Today's Toons 1/11/13

    01/11/2013 3:16:16 AM PST · by pookie18 · 19 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 1/11/13 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • Harry Reid Fathers Two Cubs With Underage Occupy Girl

    01/10/2013 5:50:15 PM PST · by maddog55 · 17 replies
    peoplescube.com ^ | 8/5/2012, 2:12 am
    A "trusted contact" in Washington has sent us this photo, stating that the children in it are the illegitimate offspring of Senator Harry Reid and a young Occupy Movement girl he had intercourse with when she was only 15 years old. According to the source, Senator Harry Reid initially paid to keep her silent, but recently stopped all under-the-table child support. The source claims that "Reid is going to use that money to purchase a plot of land in Nevada, on which he intends to build the most vile of Kapitalist shrines - a casino! A casino to suck...
  • Life As A Recording Engineer

    01/10/2013 4:21:21 PM PST · by navysealdad · 11 replies
    How Justin Bieber and others sound better.(Video)
  • Need a laugh? Check out this EBAY listing

    http://www.ebay.com/itm/Assault-Weapon-Cavemans-AR15-Assault-Rock-/190781941697? Be sure to read the questions to seller.
  • Today's Toons 1/10/13

    01/10/2013 3:35:12 AM PST · by pookie18 · 17 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 1/10/13 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • Drive Thru Invisible Driver Prank (video)

    01/09/2013 7:36:55 PM PST · by EveningStar · 22 replies
    YouTube ^ | January 8, 2013 | MagicofRahat
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  • Ridiculous Speed Sign

    01/09/2013 5:30:09 PM PST · by navysealdad · 8 replies
    Speed signs that are an apparent waste of taxpayers money, (GREAT VIDEO)
  • Wisconsin wolf hunt: Animal lovers plan memorial

    01/09/2013 6:00:24 AM PST · by TurboZamboni · 15 replies
    pioneer press ^ | 1-8-13 | ap
    Animal lovers are planning a memorial for the wolves Wisconsin hunters killed this fall. The memorial is scheduled for Friday, Jan. 11, in front of the state Department of Natural Resources headquarters in Madison, according to organizer Deanna Devaul, a member of the Alliance for Animals. The proceedings will include candles, bell-ringing and a poem honoring the dead wolves. The DNR ran the state's first organized wolf hunt this fall. Hunters killed 117 animals statewide.
  • PennSYlvania Style (PSY parody)

    01/09/2013 5:53:20 AM PST · by P.O.E. · 17 replies
    Youtube ^ | 12-31-12 | SSM
    Gangnam style video parody.
  • Today's Toons 1/9/13

    01/09/2013 3:02:50 AM PST · by pookie18 · 12 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 1/9/13 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • Old Spice Power ads (Terry Crews) in 3D!

    01/08/2013 2:54:09 PM PST · by EveningStar · 9 replies
    YouTube ^ | April 13, 2012 | Uploaded by jakthelombax
    No description available.
  • Gunny & Glock - Wrong Diner

    01/08/2013 1:24:03 PM PST · by navysealdad · 16 replies
    This is a great commercial for Glock. He picked the wrong diner to rob.(VIDEO)
  • Brent Musburger Is A Bit Too Infatuated With A.J. McCarron’s Girlfriend, Katherine Webb

    01/08/2013 5:32:10 AM PST · by Perdogg · 84 replies
    As often happens during boring, blowout bowl games, the cameras and commentary shifted tonight from the action on the field to the stands and Alabama QB A.J. McCarron's girlfriend Katherine Webb. Okay, sure, mention she goes to Auburn and how scandalous that is—that's normal. ESPN announcer Brent Musberger, though, couldn't leave it at that.