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  • Ralph Jr. at the wheel

    01/21/2013 10:30:13 AM PST · by 1raider1 · 2 replies
    today | me
    With NASCAR starting a new season soon, I used a little license with Earnest Thayer's "Casey at the bat". Hope you like it.
  • Exhaustipated

    01/21/2013 10:29:14 AM PST · by Brian Kopp DPM · 25 replies
    01/21/13 | Elderly patients
    True story: I always ask patients how they are doing, or "What's new?" every time I walk in the treatment room. A standard response is, "Well, I checked the obituaries this morning, and I wasn't in there." One guy always said, "I'm vertical and taking nutrition." Another guy routinely says, "I'm looking down at the grass and not up at the roots." A couple months ago one little old lady deadpanned, "These are supposed to be my 'Golden Years.' The only thing golden about my 'Golden Years' is my pee." But this morning, I had a patient who said he...
  • Caption Inauguration

    01/21/2013 9:53:00 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 56 replies
    President Barack Obama greets House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi at the presidential inauguration in Washington U.S. first lady Michelle Obama arrives for the presidential inauguration on the West Front of the U.S. Capitol in Washington January 21, 2013. .S. President Barack Obama is seen during his second presidential inauguration on the West Front of the U.S. Capitol January 21, 2013 in Washington.
  • Today's Toons 1/21/13

    01/21/2013 3:47:09 AM PST · by pookie18 · 16 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 1/21/13 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • Tactical Assault Rock from CroMagnum Arms International(CAI) NOW IN BLACK!

    01/20/2013 10:23:37 AM PST · by Ellendra · 15 replies
    Ebay ^ | Jan 15, 2013 | drizzt203
    CROMAGNUM ARMS INTERNATIONAL(CAI) ASSAULT ROCK-TACTICAL MODEL The assault rock is back. These have been flying off the shelf since Cain first took the tactical advantage against Abel. Get this low speed, high drag assault rock while you still can. This is next on Dianne Feinstein's list. NOW IN EXTRA TACTICAL BLACK! Features: -enhanced grip texture -easily concealable -can be thrown as fast as you can swing your arm -low tech tactical black spray paint ALL PROFIT WILL BE DONATED TO NRA-ILA
  • The Americans With No Abilities Act

    01/20/2013 5:49:33 AM PST · by NCjim · 27 replies
    President Barack Obama and the Senate are considering sweeping legislation that will provide new benefits for many Americans. The Americans With No Abilities Act is being hailed as a major legislative goal by advocates of the millions of Americans who lack any real skills or ambition. "Roughly 50 percent of Americans do not possess the competence and drive necessary to carve out a meaningful role for themselves in society," said California Sen. Barbara Boxer. "We can no longer stand by and allow People of Inability (POI) to be ridiculed and passed over. With this legislation, employers will no longer be...
  • One Size Does NOT Fit All (Intellectual Frog Legs #16)

    01/19/2013 2:37:53 PM PST · by StarCMC · 2 replies
    Intellectual Frog Legs ^ | Joe Dan Gorman
    Hard-Left Radicals only represent a small percentage of our population, yet they are in charge? Even IF their ideology is Seven Shades of Fruitbat Insanity--- their strategy is 'sound'... They took over the schools and the media. From there destroying America has been child’s play. Class is in session at Frogleg University: Click here to watch the video at YouTube. Thanks for watching & PLEASE SHARE this new episode of Intellectual Froglegs. (via groups, pages, Twitter, Email, G+, etc). God bless.
  • Cuomo Announces New Gun-Snitch Reward Program

    01/19/2013 2:00:30 PM PST · by Doc Savage · 57 replies
    January 19, 2013 | Doc Savage
    In a startling follow-up to his spate of new gun laws which were passed last week, New York Governor Andrew Cuomo today announced his new 'Gun-Snitch' program in which both adults and children will have a chance to turn in the name or names of potentially violent gun criminals for money. Cuomo announced a new 1-800 number (1-800-RAT-CALL) which you can call 24/7 to provide the New York State Police with the name and address of any person you know has a gun. Children are encouraged to call and accuse their parents as well as other family members and friends....
  • Obama to be sworn in at 11:55 am ESt, so remember to...

    01/19/2013 4:55:20 AM PST · by Bulwinkle · 40 replies
    http://www.posterchase.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/335x335/5e06319eda06f020e43594a9c2309
    Fat in his general direction
  • Hitler Reacts to Manti Te'o Hoax

    01/18/2013 8:14:46 PM PST · by ZirconEncrustedTweezers · 13 replies
    Youtube ^ | 1/18/2013 | aunoonan
    The fuehrer received some very troubling news about his favorite team, the Fighting Irish.
  • Colon Powell and Gov. Chris Christie file suit in Federal Court.

    01/18/2013 2:51:34 PM PST · by RetiredTexasVet · 7 replies
    Retired Texas Vet
    Colon Powell has filed suit in Federal Court (in Washington, DC) claiming he is not being protected under the Endangered Species Act as required by law. Black RINOs are an endangered species and the Federal Government is not doing enough to protect him. He claims that he has been openly shunned and "disliked" on Facebook by the evil Tea Party. Conlon has sued to have the court order the Tea Party to "like" him on Facebook and invite him to parties. Gov. Chris Christie has joined the suit stating that as a Blue Whale RINO, that he is not being...
  • (-:(-:(-:THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD:-):-):-)

    01/18/2013 4:49:51 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 149 replies
    The Next 10 Years Are Going To Be Mind-BlowingWe are living in an extremely exciting time in terms of science and technology. Things that have always been considered science fiction are becoming normal day-to-day components of our lives. And while we have been seeing invention after breakthrough over and over in the last couple of decades, this next ten years is going to blow everything else out of the water.The awesome thing about all these scientific discoveries it that they create technology that allows us to make more breakthroughs even faster. Our ability to innovate is increasing exponentially as the...
  • Today's Toons 1/18/13

    01/18/2013 3:20:15 AM PST · by pookie18 · 16 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 1/18/13 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • Conservative Brain Candy...Intellectual Froglegs No. 16

    01/17/2013 8:36:57 PM PST · by ShadowPatriot · 1 replies
    Conservative Brain Candy...Intellectual Froglegs No. 16 The Schools and the Media How did left-wing radical fruitcakes like the Taxman in Chief take control of America and steer it on a course that history has repeatedly proven leads to disaster? True moonbats have always been a small percentage of the population. But even if their ideology is communist crazy, their strategy is sound. They took over the schools and the media. From there destroying America has been child’s play.  Class is in session at Joe Dan Gorman’s Frogleg University- Dave at Moonbattery Cool tunage from: Kansas, The O’Jays, Chicago, ZZ Top, Led...
  • Hamster- VTEC -missed shift-Video 30 sec.{Warning: Potty Mouth}

    01/17/2013 12:58:54 PM PST · by virgil283 · 6 replies
    Mr. Wiskers spins out, loses control and crashes...oh the humanity.... http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=166306
  • Corrine Brown - I'm proud of my Rep /s

    01/17/2013 11:58:59 AM PST · by Quick Shot · 4 replies
    Direct email letter | 1-17-2013 | Corrine Brown
    Dear Friends, When I took the oath of office earlier this month, I did so on behalf of a Congressional district with a new name and new shape. Effective January 3, 2013, Florida's Third Congressional District became the Fifth Congressional District with some new borders. You can see the changes here. The outstanding service you have come to expect from me and my staff will not change. One thing that Congress got right so far this year is the extension on the Earned Income Tax Credit (EITC). The EITC boosts the incomes of working families. Each year, it lifts over...
  • Today's Toons 1/17/13

    01/17/2013 3:58:09 AM PST · by pookie18 · 22 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 1/17/13 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • A Theory (Resurrected Thread from 1999)

    01/16/2013 8:47:17 PM PST · by Lazamataz · 50 replies
    Free Republic | 11/22/1999 | By Laz A. Mataz
    I propose to show you all how JFK, Dallas, the Lindberg Baby, Dana Plato, Route 77, UFO's, the doomed flights 800 and Swiss Air 111, "Clandestine Luciferian Masons" or (CLuMs for short), the Atlantic Ocean, Larry King, neckties, Francis Bacon, Marshall Ney, and lemon-flavored taffy all add up to the biggest and most compelling conspiracy ever recorded in human history. Let us begin at the beginning: HOW DOES JOHN FITZGERALD KENNEDY, SENIOR FIT? JFK's murder was a Luciferian Masonic human sacrifice. Dallas was picked as the site of sacrifice because it is located close to the 33rd degree of north...
  • Vanity: Breaking news! Manti Te'o's girlfriend did exist!

    01/16/2013 3:54:10 PM PST · by goodwithagun · 4 replies
    The reports claim there is no birth certificate for Lennay Kekua, Manti Te'o's dead girlfriend. It turns out she really did exist, it's just that she was born in the same hospital as obama!
  • American Idol 2013--Live Thread

    01/16/2013 5:55:19 AM PST · by silent_jonny · 7,032 replies
    americanidol.com ^ | January 16, 2013