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  • A Bad Lip Reading of Barack Obama's Inauguration

    01/25/2013 4:03:20 AM PST · by Berlin_Freeper · 8 replies
    YouTube ^ | January 24, 2013 | BadLipReading
    Inauguration 2013: A Bad Lip Reading
  • Very lame satire: OBAMA URGED TO RESIGN OVER BEYONCÉ SCANDAL

    01/24/2013 1:55:00 PM PST · by OKRA2012 · 18 replies
    Care2 ^ | 1/24/13 | ANDY BOROWITZ
    WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) – A rising chorus of congressional Republicans are calling on President Obama to acknowledge that the pop singer Beyoncé lip-synched during his inaugural festivities on Monday and resign from office, effective immediately. “By lip-synching the national anthem, Beyoncé has cast a dark cloud over the President’s second term,” said Sen. Rand Paul (R-Kentucky). “The only way President Obama can remove that cloud is by resigning from office at once.”
  • Lining Up Early For The Inauguration

    Picture of the large crowd lining up for the Inauguration Of President Obama. hehe
  • Naked Man Poops, Goes On Rampage Inside SW Florida Home

    01/24/2013 11:12:48 AM PST · by Responsibility2nd · 54 replies
    CBS Miami ^ | 01/24/2013
    MIAMI (CBSMiami) – A southwest Florida man was arrested after he reportedly jumped off the roof of a couple’s North Ft. Myers home, knocked one person over and then went on a rampage inside the residence. Oh, he was naked at the time. The homeowners told Lee County sheriff’s deputies that just before 7 p.m. they heard noises on the roof and went outside to see what was going on. That’s when they spotted a nude Gregory Bruni, 21, from Venice on the roof, according to the News-Press. Bruni jumped off the roof and knocked over one of the victims....
  • Today's Toons 1/24/13

    01/24/2013 3:24:48 AM PST · by pookie18 · 17 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 1/24/13 | pookie18
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  • Caption Clinton testifyin'

    01/23/2013 7:44:24 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 39 replies
    U.S.Secretary of State Hillary Clinton testifies on the September attack on U.S. diplomatic sites in Benghazi, Libya during a hearing held by the U.S. Senate Foreign Relations Committee on Capitol Hill in Washington January 23, 2013. U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton (R) hugs Senator John McCain (R-AZ) as she arrives to testify on the September attack on U.S. diplomatic sites in Benghazi, Libya during a hearing held by the U.S. Senate Foreign Relations Committee on Capitol Hill in Washington January 23, 2013.
  • Today's Toons 1/23/13

    01/23/2013 3:00:27 AM PST · by pookie18 · 20 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 1/23/13 | pookie18
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  • Will "Post" Cereal be banned too?

    01/23/2013 12:50:22 AM PST · by Kenika · 33 replies
    Mr Cereal ^ | 1/23/13 | Self
    The grandaddy of cereal slogans is for Quaker Puffed Rice. The cereal is actually made using a process that resembles shooting rice from a gun. In 1904, Quaker introduced the cereal to the mass public by shooting Puffed Rice from cannons at the World's Fair. In 1913, an astute ad man decided to promote the cereal by exploiting how it's made and this famous, yet mostly forgotten, slogan was invented.
  • Bumber Sticker

    01/22/2013 9:05:51 AM PST · by al baby · 47 replies
    web | today | unknown
  • Today's Toons 1/22/13

    01/22/2013 3:23:21 AM PST · by pookie18 · 16 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 1/22/13 | pookie18
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  • FaceBook inaction

    01/21/2013 11:31:50 PM PST · by Kenika · 20 replies
    Self | 01/22/13 | Kenika
    Where have all the libs gone to....
  • Michelle Obama a Romulan Agent (Picture is worth 1000 words)

    01/21/2013 1:29:27 PM PST · by cizinec · 69 replies
    Me | 01/21/2013 | Me
    This is absolute proof that 1)Michelle Obama is a Romulan agent and 2) she is no longer afraid of being exposed.
  • Tummy Talk: An Epic Drum Solo

    01/21/2013 10:34:43 AM PST · by EveningStar · 3 replies
    YouTube ^ | January 3, 2013 | sqwakdotcom
    Published on Jan 3, 2013
  • Ralph Jr. at the wheel

    01/21/2013 10:30:13 AM PST · by 1raider1 · 2 replies
    today | me
    With NASCAR starting a new season soon, I used a little license with Earnest Thayer's "Casey at the bat". Hope you like it.
  • Exhaustipated

    01/21/2013 10:29:14 AM PST · by Brian Kopp DPM · 25 replies
    01/21/13 | Elderly patients
    True story: I always ask patients how they are doing, or "What's new?" every time I walk in the treatment room. A standard response is, "Well, I checked the obituaries this morning, and I wasn't in there." One guy always said, "I'm vertical and taking nutrition." Another guy routinely says, "I'm looking down at the grass and not up at the roots." A couple months ago one little old lady deadpanned, "These are supposed to be my 'Golden Years.' The only thing golden about my 'Golden Years' is my pee." But this morning, I had a patient who said he...
  • Caption Inauguration

    01/21/2013 9:53:00 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 56 replies
    President Barack Obama greets House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi at the presidential inauguration in Washington U.S. first lady Michelle Obama arrives for the presidential inauguration on the West Front of the U.S. Capitol in Washington January 21, 2013. .S. President Barack Obama is seen during his second presidential inauguration on the West Front of the U.S. Capitol January 21, 2013 in Washington.
  • Today's Toons 1/21/13

    01/21/2013 3:47:09 AM PST · by pookie18 · 16 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 1/21/13 | pookie18
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  • Tactical Assault Rock from CroMagnum Arms International(CAI) NOW IN BLACK!

    01/20/2013 10:23:37 AM PST · by Ellendra · 15 replies
    Ebay ^ | Jan 15, 2013 | drizzt203
    CROMAGNUM ARMS INTERNATIONAL(CAI) ASSAULT ROCK-TACTICAL MODEL The assault rock is back. These have been flying off the shelf since Cain first took the tactical advantage against Abel. Get this low speed, high drag assault rock while you still can. This is next on Dianne Feinstein's list. NOW IN EXTRA TACTICAL BLACK! Features: -enhanced grip texture -easily concealable -can be thrown as fast as you can swing your arm -low tech tactical black spray paint ALL PROFIT WILL BE DONATED TO NRA-ILA
  • The Americans With No Abilities Act

    01/20/2013 5:49:33 AM PST · by NCjim · 27 replies
    President Barack Obama and the Senate are considering sweeping legislation that will provide new benefits for many Americans. The Americans With No Abilities Act is being hailed as a major legislative goal by advocates of the millions of Americans who lack any real skills or ambition. "Roughly 50 percent of Americans do not possess the competence and drive necessary to carve out a meaningful role for themselves in society," said California Sen. Barbara Boxer. "We can no longer stand by and allow People of Inability (POI) to be ridiculed and passed over. With this legislation, employers will no longer be...
  • One Size Does NOT Fit All (Intellectual Frog Legs #16)

    01/19/2013 2:37:53 PM PST · by StarCMC · 2 replies
    Intellectual Frog Legs ^ | Joe Dan Gorman
    Hard-Left Radicals only represent a small percentage of our population, yet they are in charge? Even IF their ideology is Seven Shades of Fruitbat Insanity--- their strategy is 'sound'... They took over the schools and the media. From there destroying America has been child’s play. Class is in session at Frogleg University: Click here to watch the video at YouTube. Thanks for watching & PLEASE SHARE this new episode of Intellectual Froglegs. (via groups, pages, Twitter, Email, G+, etc). God bless.
  • Cuomo Announces New Gun-Snitch Reward Program

    01/19/2013 2:00:30 PM PST · by Doc Savage · 57 replies
    January 19, 2013 | Doc Savage
    In a startling follow-up to his spate of new gun laws which were passed last week, New York Governor Andrew Cuomo today announced his new 'Gun-Snitch' program in which both adults and children will have a chance to turn in the name or names of potentially violent gun criminals for money. Cuomo announced a new 1-800 number (1-800-RAT-CALL) which you can call 24/7 to provide the New York State Police with the name and address of any person you know has a gun. Children are encouraged to call and accuse their parents as well as other family members and friends....
  • Obama to be sworn in at 11:55 am ESt, so remember to...

    01/19/2013 4:55:20 AM PST · by Bulwinkle · 40 replies
    http://www.posterchase.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/335x335/5e06319eda06f020e43594a9c2309
    Fat in his general direction
  • Hitler Reacts to Manti Te'o Hoax

    01/18/2013 8:14:46 PM PST · by ZirconEncrustedTweezers · 13 replies
    Youtube ^ | 1/18/2013 | aunoonan
    The fuehrer received some very troubling news about his favorite team, the Fighting Irish.
  • Colon Powell and Gov. Chris Christie file suit in Federal Court.

    01/18/2013 2:51:34 PM PST · by RetiredTexasVet · 7 replies
    Retired Texas Vet
    Colon Powell has filed suit in Federal Court (in Washington, DC) claiming he is not being protected under the Endangered Species Act as required by law. Black RINOs are an endangered species and the Federal Government is not doing enough to protect him. He claims that he has been openly shunned and "disliked" on Facebook by the evil Tea Party. Conlon has sued to have the court order the Tea Party to "like" him on Facebook and invite him to parties. Gov. Chris Christie has joined the suit stating that as a Blue Whale RINO, that he is not being...
  • (-:(-:(-:THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD:-):-):-)

    01/18/2013 4:49:51 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 149 replies
    The Next 10 Years Are Going To Be Mind-BlowingWe are living in an extremely exciting time in terms of science and technology. Things that have always been considered science fiction are becoming normal day-to-day components of our lives. And while we have been seeing invention after breakthrough over and over in the last couple of decades, this next ten years is going to blow everything else out of the water.The awesome thing about all these scientific discoveries it that they create technology that allows us to make more breakthroughs even faster. Our ability to innovate is increasing exponentially as the...
  • Today's Toons 1/18/13

    01/18/2013 3:20:15 AM PST · by pookie18 · 16 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 1/18/13 | pookie18
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  • Conservative Brain Candy...Intellectual Froglegs No. 16

    01/17/2013 8:36:57 PM PST · by ShadowPatriot · 1 replies
    Conservative Brain Candy...Intellectual Froglegs No. 16 The Schools and the Media How did left-wing radical fruitcakes like the Taxman in Chief take control of America and steer it on a course that history has repeatedly proven leads to disaster? True moonbats have always been a small percentage of the population. But even if their ideology is communist crazy, their strategy is sound. They took over the schools and the media. From there destroying America has been child’s play.  Class is in session at Joe Dan Gorman’s Frogleg University- Dave at Moonbattery Cool tunage from: Kansas, The O’Jays, Chicago, ZZ Top, Led...
  • Hamster- VTEC -missed shift-Video 30 sec.{Warning: Potty Mouth}

    01/17/2013 12:58:54 PM PST · by virgil283 · 6 replies
    Mr. Wiskers spins out, loses control and crashes...oh the humanity.... http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=166306
  • Corrine Brown - I'm proud of my Rep /s

    01/17/2013 11:58:59 AM PST · by Quick Shot · 4 replies
    Direct email letter | 1-17-2013 | Corrine Brown
    Dear Friends, When I took the oath of office earlier this month, I did so on behalf of a Congressional district with a new name and new shape. Effective January 3, 2013, Florida's Third Congressional District became the Fifth Congressional District with some new borders. You can see the changes here. The outstanding service you have come to expect from me and my staff will not change. One thing that Congress got right so far this year is the extension on the Earned Income Tax Credit (EITC). The EITC boosts the incomes of working families. Each year, it lifts over...
  • Today's Toons 1/17/13

    01/17/2013 3:58:09 AM PST · by pookie18 · 22 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 1/17/13 | pookie18
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  • A Theory (Resurrected Thread from 1999)

    01/16/2013 8:47:17 PM PST · by Lazamataz · 46 replies
    Free Republic | 11/22/1999 | By Laz A. Mataz
    I propose to show you all how JFK, Dallas, the Lindberg Baby, Dana Plato, Route 77, UFO's, the doomed flights 800 and Swiss Air 111, "Clandestine Luciferian Masons" or (CLuMs for short), the Atlantic Ocean, Larry King, neckties, Francis Bacon, Marshall Ney, and lemon-flavored taffy all add up to the biggest and most compelling conspiracy ever recorded in human history. Let us begin at the beginning: HOW DOES JOHN FITZGERALD KENNEDY, SENIOR FIT? JFK's murder was a Luciferian Masonic human sacrifice. Dallas was picked as the site of sacrifice because it is located close to the 33rd degree of north...
  • Vanity: Breaking news! Manti Te'o's girlfriend did exist!

    01/16/2013 3:54:10 PM PST · by goodwithagun · 4 replies
    The reports claim there is no birth certificate for Lennay Kekua, Manti Te'o's dead girlfriend. It turns out she really did exist, it's just that she was born in the same hospital as obama!
  • American Idol 2013--Live Thread

    01/16/2013 5:55:19 AM PST · by silent_jonny · 7,032 replies
    americanidol.com ^ | January 16, 2013
  • Today's Toons 1/16/13

    01/16/2013 2:54:55 AM PST · by pookie18 · 19 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 1/16/13 | pookie18
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  • Obama to designate Secretary of Corruption

    01/15/2013 7:31:07 PM PST · by RetiredTexasVet · 6 replies
    The Food Stamp President has chosen to establish the Department of Corruption as a cabinet department. Eric "the Corrupt" Holder will be nominated as the Secretary next week. There have been numerous complaints that his administration has lacked transparency. To address this complaint, he has decided to centralize all corruption in one department. If you want a sub-prime loan for a failing solar energy company, you can go to a single department for a one step process and single payoff. This cuts out the Departments of Energy, Commerce, Treasury and Justice and results in a streamlined efficient process with only...
  • Case Study: Pro-active Log Review Might Be A Good Idea

    01/15/2013 6:43:14 PM PST · by GOPsterinMA · 24 replies
    Verizon ^ | January 14th, 2013 | Andrew Valentine
    Such a case came about in 2012. The scenario was as follows. We received a request from a US-based company asking for our help in understanding some anomalous activity that they were witnessing in their VPN logs. This organization had been slowly moving toward a more telecommuting oriented workforce, and they had therefore started to allow their developers to work from home on certain days. In order to accomplish this, they’d set up a fairly standard VPN concentrator approximately two years prior to our receiving their call. In early May 2012, after reading the 2012 DBIR, their IT security department...
  • French and Germans Still Love Their Stereotypes

    01/15/2013 2:02:26 PM PST · by nickcarraway · 8 replies
    The Local ^ | 15 Jan 2013
    Clichés and stereotypes are flourishing along the French-German border, with the French associating their eastern neighbours with beer and efficiency, and the Germans looking west for bucolic joie de vivre. Marking this month's 50th anniversary of the Èlysée Treaty of reconciliation between the European heavyweights, the German Embassy in Paris commissioned a survey from the ifop Institute to see what the two nations thought of each other. The results suggested that although the animosity generated during two world wars had gone, the stereotypes of the hard-working German and life-loving French had survived well into the 21st century. When asked for...
  • Two Cats And A Single Bowl

    01/15/2013 1:08:59 PM PST · by rocky50 · 27 replies
    Humorous look at two cats sharing a bowl.
  • Today's Toons 1/15/13

    01/15/2013 3:18:21 AM PST · by pookie18 · 15 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 1/15/13 | pookie18
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  • New York Leads Race for Ugliest Gubernatorial Christmas Tree

    01/14/2013 8:48:53 PM PST · by Claud · 21 replies
    The Daily Dolt ^ | 12/5/2012
    New York Governor Andrew Cuomo (D) and first girlfriend Sandra Lee have made a strong showing this year in the Ugliest Gubernatorial Holiday Decorations Contest, a contest which does not actually exist in reality. Sandra Lee revealed her festive entry via Twitter Tuesday, and HOLY SH** IT INVOLVES A SILVER TIGER: http://www.thedailydolt.com/2012/12/05/new-york-leads-race-for-ugliest-gubernatorial-christmas-tree/
  • Just how offensive is Sandra Lee’s crazy Kwanzaa cake?

    01/14/2013 8:10:26 PM PST · by Claud · 27 replies
    Salon.com ^ | 12/26/2010 | Francis Lam
    Just how offensive is Sandra Lee’s crazy Kwanzaa cake? A recent mea culpa from the creator of this Internet sensation raises the question: What is Kwanzaa food? It was the cultural mash-up that was destined for the Viral Video Hall of Fame: Sandra “Queen of QVC, First Lady of New York” Lee going all-out for African America with her Kwanzaa Cake. In the clip, the very perky — and it must be said, white — Lee takes her Semi-Homemade philosophy (yes, she refers to it as a “philosophy,” and yes, it’s trademarked) to new heights, using an array of store-bought...
  • Glenn announces epic Misfits Ball

    01/14/2013 4:03:21 PM PST · by Lucky9teen · 13 replies
    http://www.glennbeck.com/ ^ | Monday, Jan 7, 201
    What is the Misfits Ball? Glenn announced on radio this morning that he plans to have a ball on Inauguration Day full of people who are no longer welcome in Obama’s Washington D.C. (editor’s note: We aren’t sure if the “That Guy” rule applies to digital, which is why we will occasionally mention the President by name until Glenn stops us). The event will be black tie, take place in the Dallas Studios, and Glenn is open to suggestions for the invite list. Some of the names thrown out there so far: Chik-Fil-A (not a person, Glenn), Hobby Lobby (again,...
  • Voting Thread: 2012 Today's Toons Favorites (Final Round)

    01/14/2013 3:31:43 PM PST · by mystery-ak · 1 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | Jan. 14, 2013 | pookie18
    Each entry is numbered (1-43). Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to send me (via comment in this thread/private message) the numbers in order of preference of your 10 (or fewer, if you can't find 10 that you like) favorites. If you are caught sending more than 10, I won't disavow your existence, but will ask you to remove any excess. This offer will self-destruct at 2 PM ET, Sunday, January 20, 2013. Scoring will be as follows: A 1st-place vote will get 10 pts., a 2nd-place vote earns 9 pts., ..., down to a 10th-place vote...
  • Today's Toons 1/14/13

    01/14/2013 3:15:57 AM PST · by pookie18 · 18 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 1/14/13 | pookie18
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  • Python on Plane Wing Captured on Video (Held on Entire Flight)

    01/13/2013 9:59:15 PM PST · by nickcarraway · 31 replies
    Python on plane wing: Passengers on a Qantas flight from Paupa New Guina to Cairns, Australia, videotaped a 10-foot python on the wing of their plane during a nearly two-hour flight.Stunned Qantas Airways passengers watched out their windows as a large python clung to a plane's wing during a nearly two-hour flight from Australia's northeastern city of Cairns to Papua New Guinea. The 3-meter (10-foot) python fought to stay on the wing, pulling itself forward only to be pushed back by the frigid wind.
  • Why you can't compete with Chinese labor

    01/13/2013 5:53:02 PM PST · by navysealdad · 37 replies
    Maybe He get's paid in candy??(video)
  • If Vince Foster Had Had a Gun, He'd Be Alive Today

    01/13/2013 6:58:41 AM PST · by Lonesome in Massachussets · 22 replies
    TruTV ^ | 2013 | Matthew MacAdams
  • Two Dogs Eating In A Restaurant

    Firstly the dogs loved it - they are best friends and really like getting all the attention. We practiced with the cutlery in advance, and both dogs very quickly figured it out.
  • Cat Fights!

    01/12/2013 3:03:54 PM PST · by EveningStar · 10 replies
    LiveLeak / YouTube
    Dash-Cam Perfect Timing Catches Cat Fight!Epic Cat Fight (cat's horror) Crows vs Cat vs Cat Street FightCat Betrayed His Girlfriend! Sex! Heat! Rage! Foul language! (ORIGINAL ENGLISH CAPTIONS)
  • Al Roker REMIX - "I Pooped in my Pants (The Dookie Dance)"

    01/12/2013 10:06:45 AM PST · by EveningStar · 11 replies
    YouTube ^ | January 9, 2013 | Andrew Frederick
    Our good friend and always reliable show host, Al Rooker, recently admitted to shartting in the White House. Here is our Ode to Al.