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  • The Worst Movie Ever? Stars Shun 'Movie 43' And Critics Fume Over Gross-Out Comedy

    01/25/2013 1:41:42 PM PST · by SMGFan · 62 replies
    Seen those posters on the tube for 'Movie 43', seen its all-star cast? Wondered why aside from those posters that proclaim it hilarious and show us the incredible cast, you haven't heard hide nor hair of it? Well wonder no more, because the film has been released, and immediately nearly everyone who's seen it is kicking up a stink. The film consists of various short movies, acted out by its A-List stars, with a tendency towards gross-out humour as is to be expected with Peter Farrelly involved in direction. The amazing cast includes Hugh Jackman, Gerard Butler, Richard Gere, Jason...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SERIESNESS THREAD***

    01/25/2013 5:01:49 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 123 replies
    Today is "Opposite Day" When : Always January 25th Opposite Day is a topsy, turvy day when everything you say, do, see, and hear are the opposite. If you say go left, you mean go right. If you say look up, it means look down. If you see your left foot...is it really your right?  Although for most in Washington, EVERY day is Opposite Day... Yesiree, Bob. Opposite Day can be a whole lot of fun. It can also be very, very confusing. This special day is celebrated primarily among school children. Sponge Bob Square Pants even got into...
  • Today's Toons 1/25/13

    01/25/2013 4:08:09 AM PST · by pookie18 · 13 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 1/25/13 | pookie18
    Click om link.
  • A Bad Lip Reading of Barack Obama's Inauguration

    01/25/2013 4:03:20 AM PST · by Berlin_Freeper · 8 replies
    YouTube ^ | January 24, 2013 | BadLipReading
    Inauguration 2013: A Bad Lip Reading
  • Very lame satire: OBAMA URGED TO RESIGN OVER BEYONCÉ SCANDAL

    01/24/2013 1:55:00 PM PST · by OKRA2012 · 18 replies
    Care2 ^ | 1/24/13 | ANDY BOROWITZ
    WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) – A rising chorus of congressional Republicans are calling on President Obama to acknowledge that the pop singer Beyoncé lip-synched during his inaugural festivities on Monday and resign from office, effective immediately. “By lip-synching the national anthem, Beyoncé has cast a dark cloud over the President’s second term,” said Sen. Rand Paul (R-Kentucky). “The only way President Obama can remove that cloud is by resigning from office at once.”
  • Lining Up Early For The Inauguration

    Picture of the large crowd lining up for the Inauguration Of President Obama. hehe
  • Naked Man Poops, Goes On Rampage Inside SW Florida Home

    01/24/2013 11:12:48 AM PST · by Responsibility2nd · 54 replies
    CBS Miami ^ | 01/24/2013
    MIAMI (CBSMiami) – A southwest Florida man was arrested after he reportedly jumped off the roof of a couple’s North Ft. Myers home, knocked one person over and then went on a rampage inside the residence. Oh, he was naked at the time. The homeowners told Lee County sheriff’s deputies that just before 7 p.m. they heard noises on the roof and went outside to see what was going on. That’s when they spotted a nude Gregory Bruni, 21, from Venice on the roof, according to the News-Press. Bruni jumped off the roof and knocked over one of the victims....
  • Today's Toons 1/24/13

    01/24/2013 3:24:48 AM PST · by pookie18 · 17 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 1/24/13 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • Caption Clinton testifyin'

    01/23/2013 7:44:24 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 39 replies
    U.S.Secretary of State Hillary Clinton testifies on the September attack on U.S. diplomatic sites in Benghazi, Libya during a hearing held by the U.S. Senate Foreign Relations Committee on Capitol Hill in Washington January 23, 2013. U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton (R) hugs Senator John McCain (R-AZ) as she arrives to testify on the September attack on U.S. diplomatic sites in Benghazi, Libya during a hearing held by the U.S. Senate Foreign Relations Committee on Capitol Hill in Washington January 23, 2013.
  • Today's Toons 1/23/13

    01/23/2013 3:00:27 AM PST · by pookie18 · 20 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 1/23/13 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • Will "Post" Cereal be banned too?

    01/23/2013 12:50:22 AM PST · by Kenika · 33 replies
    Mr Cereal ^ | 1/23/13 | Self
    The grandaddy of cereal slogans is for Quaker Puffed Rice. The cereal is actually made using a process that resembles shooting rice from a gun. In 1904, Quaker introduced the cereal to the mass public by shooting Puffed Rice from cannons at the World's Fair. In 1913, an astute ad man decided to promote the cereal by exploiting how it's made and this famous, yet mostly forgotten, slogan was invented.
  • Bumber Sticker

    01/22/2013 9:05:51 AM PST · by al baby · 47 replies
    web | today | unknown
  • Today's Toons 1/22/13

    01/22/2013 3:23:21 AM PST · by pookie18 · 16 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 1/22/13 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • FaceBook inaction

    01/21/2013 11:31:50 PM PST · by Kenika · 20 replies
    Self | 01/22/13 | Kenika
    Where have all the libs gone to....
  • Michelle Obama a Romulan Agent (Picture is worth 1000 words)

    01/21/2013 1:29:27 PM PST · by cizinec · 69 replies
    Me | 01/21/2013 | Me
    This is absolute proof that 1)Michelle Obama is a Romulan agent and 2) she is no longer afraid of being exposed.
  • Tummy Talk: An Epic Drum Solo

    01/21/2013 10:34:43 AM PST · by EveningStar · 3 replies
    YouTube ^ | January 3, 2013 | sqwakdotcom
    Published on Jan 3, 2013
  • Ralph Jr. at the wheel

    01/21/2013 10:30:13 AM PST · by 1raider1 · 2 replies
    today | me
    With NASCAR starting a new season soon, I used a little license with Earnest Thayer's "Casey at the bat". Hope you like it.
  • Exhaustipated

    01/21/2013 10:29:14 AM PST · by Brian Kopp DPM · 25 replies
    01/21/13 | Elderly patients
    True story: I always ask patients how they are doing, or "What's new?" every time I walk in the treatment room. A standard response is, "Well, I checked the obituaries this morning, and I wasn't in there." One guy always said, "I'm vertical and taking nutrition." Another guy routinely says, "I'm looking down at the grass and not up at the roots." A couple months ago one little old lady deadpanned, "These are supposed to be my 'Golden Years.' The only thing golden about my 'Golden Years' is my pee." But this morning, I had a patient who said he...
  • Caption Inauguration

    01/21/2013 9:53:00 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 56 replies
    President Barack Obama greets House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi at the presidential inauguration in Washington U.S. first lady Michelle Obama arrives for the presidential inauguration on the West Front of the U.S. Capitol in Washington January 21, 2013. .S. President Barack Obama is seen during his second presidential inauguration on the West Front of the U.S. Capitol January 21, 2013 in Washington.
  • Today's Toons 1/21/13

    01/21/2013 3:47:09 AM PST · by pookie18 · 16 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 1/21/13 | pookie18
    Click on link.