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  • Bear walks in on a camera crew filming a commercial

    Bear surprises Samsung crew on washing machine shoot.
  • Obama Impersonator Shocks Crowds

    01/27/2013 8:04:52 AM PST · by Lonesome in Massachussets · 15 replies
    Inside Edition ^ | January 24, 2013 | Reggie Brown
    The guy is pretty good. It's too bad that there's nothing funny or quirky about Barack Obama that one could parody.
  • Stupid question, excellent response

    01/26/2013 1:50:45 PM PST · by Dartman · 25 replies
    Jan.26/13 | Dartman
    https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/v/c0.0.403.403/p403x403/565256_359675530797139_787675228_n.jpg?oh=1184135e1f2075ec82a7c3bc561d2a4f&oe=510642B6&__gda__=1359371421_edb21762e41a327a4a20425ffb4784a5 For those that don't know him, Major General Peter Cosgrove is an Australian. General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently. Read his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you have to love this! This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. In a portion of an ABC radio interview between a female broadcaster and General Cosgrove who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military Headquarters. FEMALE INTERVIEWER:So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young...
  • Bear surprises cam crew on frozen lake......

    01/26/2013 10:56:59 AM PST · by Doogle · 15 replies
    YT ^ | 01/17/13 | Samsungtvaustralia
    Bear walks in on a camera crew filming a commercial....(samsung)
  • Forget the big game, the Puppy Bowl is nearly here

    01/26/2013 5:34:48 AM PST · by Gefn · 31 replies
    Cheezeburger.com ^ | January 25, 2013 | I can has cheezeburger
    Football's great and all, but not even The Big Game can match up with PUPPY BOWL IX! The Puppy Bowl has been a non-sports-fan tradition for nearly a decade now, and this year is proving to be the fuzziest, fluffiest, most adorably uncoordinated of all. Last year 8.7 million people tuned in to watch dozens of puppies flop around for a few hours. Ahh, the majesty of sport! The Puppy Bowl airs on February 3 at 3 p.m. ET/PT on Animal Planet.
  • California Councilwoman: You Can Be Shot By An Unloaded Gun!

    01/25/2013 7:07:17 PM PST · by TurboZamboni · 46 replies
    conservativevideos.com ^ | 1-25-13 | conservative videos
    This California Councilwoman opposes open carry of unloaded handguns as people can even be shot by ‘unloaded guns!’
  • University of Chicago Law School makes a radical change to its employment policy for law professors.

    01/25/2013 6:59:17 PM PST · by RetiredTexasVet · 8 replies
    Retired Texas Vet
    The University of Chicago Law School has decided to make a radical change to its employment policy for law professors. Because of the continued embarrassment the college has received from President Barrack Obama claiming that he was once a law professor who taught constitutional law at the University of Chicago Law School, all potential new constitutional law professors will have to pass a test on constitutional law and certify that they have actually read the constitution before being offered a position. Ivy League school law graduates will have to take and pass a remedial no credit course on constitutional law...
  • Inaugural Address Redefines Basic Freedoms

    Urging that “we break free of the archaic notions of our nation's so-called 'Founding Fathers,'” President Barack Obama launched his second term with a stirring call to “update our concepts to fit our modern circumstances.” The President maintained that “the Founders' original idea that 'liberty' means freedom from government abuses and usurpations has no relevance today. Our government does not usurp our rights. The people elect their rulers and expect them to create the kind of
  • The Worst Movie Ever? Stars Shun 'Movie 43' And Critics Fume Over Gross-Out Comedy

    01/25/2013 1:41:42 PM PST · by SMGFan · 62 replies
    Seen those posters on the tube for 'Movie 43', seen its all-star cast? Wondered why aside from those posters that proclaim it hilarious and show us the incredible cast, you haven't heard hide nor hair of it? Well wonder no more, because the film has been released, and immediately nearly everyone who's seen it is kicking up a stink. The film consists of various short movies, acted out by its A-List stars, with a tendency towards gross-out humour as is to be expected with Peter Farrelly involved in direction. The amazing cast includes Hugh Jackman, Gerard Butler, Richard Gere, Jason...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SERIESNESS THREAD***

    01/25/2013 5:01:49 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 123 replies
    Today is "Opposite Day" When : Always January 25th Opposite Day is a topsy, turvy day when everything you say, do, see, and hear are the opposite. If you say go left, you mean go right. If you say look up, it means look down. If you see your left foot...is it really your right?  Although for most in Washington, EVERY day is Opposite Day... Yesiree, Bob. Opposite Day can be a whole lot of fun. It can also be very, very confusing. This special day is celebrated primarily among school children. Sponge Bob Square Pants even got into...
  • Today's Toons 1/25/13

    01/25/2013 4:08:09 AM PST · by pookie18 · 13 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 1/25/13 | pookie18
    Click om link.
  • A Bad Lip Reading of Barack Obama's Inauguration

    01/25/2013 4:03:20 AM PST · by Berlin_Freeper · 8 replies
    YouTube ^ | January 24, 2013 | BadLipReading
    Inauguration 2013: A Bad Lip Reading
  • Very lame satire: OBAMA URGED TO RESIGN OVER BEYONCÉ SCANDAL

    01/24/2013 1:55:00 PM PST · by OKRA2012 · 18 replies
    Care2 ^ | 1/24/13 | ANDY BOROWITZ
    WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) – A rising chorus of congressional Republicans are calling on President Obama to acknowledge that the pop singer Beyoncé lip-synched during his inaugural festivities on Monday and resign from office, effective immediately. “By lip-synching the national anthem, Beyoncé has cast a dark cloud over the President’s second term,” said Sen. Rand Paul (R-Kentucky). “The only way President Obama can remove that cloud is by resigning from office at once.”
  • Lining Up Early For The Inauguration

    Picture of the large crowd lining up for the Inauguration Of President Obama. hehe
  • Naked Man Poops, Goes On Rampage Inside SW Florida Home

    01/24/2013 11:12:48 AM PST · by Responsibility2nd · 54 replies
    CBS Miami ^ | 01/24/2013
    MIAMI (CBSMiami) – A southwest Florida man was arrested after he reportedly jumped off the roof of a couple’s North Ft. Myers home, knocked one person over and then went on a rampage inside the residence. Oh, he was naked at the time. The homeowners told Lee County sheriff’s deputies that just before 7 p.m. they heard noises on the roof and went outside to see what was going on. That’s when they spotted a nude Gregory Bruni, 21, from Venice on the roof, according to the News-Press. Bruni jumped off the roof and knocked over one of the victims....
  • Today's Toons 1/24/13

    01/24/2013 3:24:48 AM PST · by pookie18 · 17 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 1/24/13 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • Caption Clinton testifyin'

    01/23/2013 7:44:24 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 39 replies
    U.S.Secretary of State Hillary Clinton testifies on the September attack on U.S. diplomatic sites in Benghazi, Libya during a hearing held by the U.S. Senate Foreign Relations Committee on Capitol Hill in Washington January 23, 2013. U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton (R) hugs Senator John McCain (R-AZ) as she arrives to testify on the September attack on U.S. diplomatic sites in Benghazi, Libya during a hearing held by the U.S. Senate Foreign Relations Committee on Capitol Hill in Washington January 23, 2013.
  • Today's Toons 1/23/13

    01/23/2013 3:00:27 AM PST · by pookie18 · 20 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 1/23/13 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • Will "Post" Cereal be banned too?

    01/23/2013 12:50:22 AM PST · by Kenika · 33 replies
    Mr Cereal ^ | 1/23/13 | Self
    The grandaddy of cereal slogans is for Quaker Puffed Rice. The cereal is actually made using a process that resembles shooting rice from a gun. In 1904, Quaker introduced the cereal to the mass public by shooting Puffed Rice from cannons at the World's Fair. In 1913, an astute ad man decided to promote the cereal by exploiting how it's made and this famous, yet mostly forgotten, slogan was invented.
  • Bumber Sticker

    01/22/2013 9:05:51 AM PST · by al baby · 47 replies
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