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  • Banned Honda Commercial

    01/29/2013 3:21:56 PM PST · by navysealdad · 6 replies
    Time for that burglar to "Squeal like a Pig!"
  • Goat Head Butts Reporter At County Fair

    01/29/2013 1:25:31 PM PST · by rocky50 · 11 replies
    A Florida reporter is the 'butt' of a few jokes after she was knocked
  • Today's Toons 1/29/13

    01/29/2013 3:52:04 AM PST · by pookie18 · 13 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 1/29/13 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • Kwame Harris, former 49ers and Raiders offensive lineman, arrested for assaulting ex-boyfriend

    01/28/2013 6:13:02 PM PST · by Michael.SF. · 65 replies
    Yahoo Sports ^ | Jan. 28, 2013 | Frank Schwab
    The NFL has no current players and startlingly few ex-players who are known to be gay, but it appears ex-49ers and Raiders offensive tackle Kwame Harris, a former first-round pick, has involuntarily been added to the list as a result of the legal fallout from a fight at a restaurant. According to the San Mateo Daily Journal, a dispute over soy sauce at Su Hong restaurant in Menlo Park, Calif. last Aug. 21, has landed the former NFL player in court after he assaulted his ex-boyfriend. Harris pleaded not guilty to felony charges of domestic violence causing great bodily injury...
  • Obama Football Too Dangerous for Men, Women In Combat Not

    President Obama is praising the new Pentagon plan to lift restrictions on women in combat. "Today, by moving to open more military positions -- including ground combat units -- to women, our armed forces have taken another historic step toward harnessing the talents and skills of all our citizens," Obama said in a statement Thursday. Today, every American can be proud that our military will grow even stronger with our mothers, wives, sisters and daughters playing a greater role in protecting this country we love." Interview with the New Republic: "I have to tell you if I had a son,...
  • Today's Toons 1/28/13

    01/28/2013 3:48:35 AM PST · by pookie18 · 17 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 1/28/13 | pookie18
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  • Bear walks in on a camera crew filming a commercial

    Bear surprises Samsung crew on washing machine shoot.
  • Obama Impersonator Shocks Crowds

    01/27/2013 8:04:52 AM PST · by Lonesome in Massachussets · 15 replies
    Inside Edition ^ | January 24, 2013 | Reggie Brown
    The guy is pretty good. It's too bad that there's nothing funny or quirky about Barack Obama that one could parody.
  • Stupid question, excellent response

    01/26/2013 1:50:45 PM PST · by Dartman · 25 replies
    Jan.26/13 | Dartman
    https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/v/c0.0.403.403/p403x403/565256_359675530797139_787675228_n.jpg?oh=1184135e1f2075ec82a7c3bc561d2a4f&oe=510642B6&__gda__=1359371421_edb21762e41a327a4a20425ffb4784a5 For those that don't know him, Major General Peter Cosgrove is an Australian. General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently. Read his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you have to love this! This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. In a portion of an ABC radio interview between a female broadcaster and General Cosgrove who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military Headquarters. FEMALE INTERVIEWER:So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young...
  • Bear surprises cam crew on frozen lake......

    01/26/2013 10:56:59 AM PST · by Doogle · 15 replies
    YT ^ | 01/17/13 | Samsungtvaustralia
    Bear walks in on a camera crew filming a commercial....(samsung)
  • Forget the big game, the Puppy Bowl is nearly here

    01/26/2013 5:34:48 AM PST · by Gefn · 31 replies
    Cheezeburger.com ^ | January 25, 2013 | I can has cheezeburger
    Football's great and all, but not even The Big Game can match up with PUPPY BOWL IX! The Puppy Bowl has been a non-sports-fan tradition for nearly a decade now, and this year is proving to be the fuzziest, fluffiest, most adorably uncoordinated of all. Last year 8.7 million people tuned in to watch dozens of puppies flop around for a few hours. Ahh, the majesty of sport! The Puppy Bowl airs on February 3 at 3 p.m. ET/PT on Animal Planet.
  • California Councilwoman: You Can Be Shot By An Unloaded Gun!

    01/25/2013 7:07:17 PM PST · by TurboZamboni · 46 replies
    conservativevideos.com ^ | 1-25-13 | conservative videos
    This California Councilwoman opposes open carry of unloaded handguns as people can even be shot by ‘unloaded guns!’
  • University of Chicago Law School makes a radical change to its employment policy for law professors.

    01/25/2013 6:59:17 PM PST · by RetiredTexasVet · 8 replies
    Retired Texas Vet
    The University of Chicago Law School has decided to make a radical change to its employment policy for law professors. Because of the continued embarrassment the college has received from President Barrack Obama claiming that he was once a law professor who taught constitutional law at the University of Chicago Law School, all potential new constitutional law professors will have to pass a test on constitutional law and certify that they have actually read the constitution before being offered a position. Ivy League school law graduates will have to take and pass a remedial no credit course on constitutional law...
  • Inaugural Address Redefines Basic Freedoms

    Urging that “we break free of the archaic notions of our nation's so-called 'Founding Fathers,'” President Barack Obama launched his second term with a stirring call to “update our concepts to fit our modern circumstances.” The President maintained that “the Founders' original idea that 'liberty' means freedom from government abuses and usurpations has no relevance today. Our government does not usurp our rights. The people elect their rulers and expect them to create the kind of
  • What Difference Does It Make? (might want to share these)

    01/25/2013 3:28:47 PM PST · by F15Eagle · 10 replies
    Out there in internet-land | unknown | unknown
  • The Worst Movie Ever? Stars Shun 'Movie 43' And Critics Fume Over Gross-Out Comedy

    01/25/2013 1:41:42 PM PST · by SMGFan · 62 replies
    Seen those posters on the tube for 'Movie 43', seen its all-star cast? Wondered why aside from those posters that proclaim it hilarious and show us the incredible cast, you haven't heard hide nor hair of it? Well wonder no more, because the film has been released, and immediately nearly everyone who's seen it is kicking up a stink. The film consists of various short movies, acted out by its A-List stars, with a tendency towards gross-out humour as is to be expected with Peter Farrelly involved in direction. The amazing cast includes Hugh Jackman, Gerard Butler, Richard Gere, Jason...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SERIESNESS THREAD***

    01/25/2013 5:01:49 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 123 replies
    Today is "Opposite Day" When : Always January 25th Opposite Day is a topsy, turvy day when everything you say, do, see, and hear are the opposite. If you say go left, you mean go right. If you say look up, it means look down. If you see your left foot...is it really your right?  Although for most in Washington, EVERY day is Opposite Day... Yesiree, Bob. Opposite Day can be a whole lot of fun. It can also be very, very confusing. This special day is celebrated primarily among school children. Sponge Bob Square Pants even got into...
  • Today's Toons 1/25/13

    01/25/2013 4:08:09 AM PST · by pookie18 · 13 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 1/25/13 | pookie18
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  • A Bad Lip Reading of Barack Obama's Inauguration

    01/25/2013 4:03:20 AM PST · by Berlin_Freeper · 8 replies
    YouTube ^ | January 24, 2013 | BadLipReading
    Inauguration 2013: A Bad Lip Reading
  • Very lame satire: OBAMA URGED TO RESIGN OVER BEYONCÉ SCANDAL

    01/24/2013 1:55:00 PM PST · by OKRA2012 · 18 replies
    Care2 ^ | 1/24/13 | ANDY BOROWITZ
    WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) – A rising chorus of congressional Republicans are calling on President Obama to acknowledge that the pop singer Beyoncé lip-synched during his inaugural festivities on Monday and resign from office, effective immediately. “By lip-synching the national anthem, Beyoncé has cast a dark cloud over the President’s second term,” said Sen. Rand Paul (R-Kentucky). “The only way President Obama can remove that cloud is by resigning from office at once.”
  • Lining Up Early For The Inauguration

    Picture of the large crowd lining up for the Inauguration Of President Obama. hehe
  • Naked Man Poops, Goes On Rampage Inside SW Florida Home

    01/24/2013 11:12:48 AM PST · by Responsibility2nd · 54 replies
    CBS Miami ^ | 01/24/2013
    MIAMI (CBSMiami) – A southwest Florida man was arrested after he reportedly jumped off the roof of a couple’s North Ft. Myers home, knocked one person over and then went on a rampage inside the residence. Oh, he was naked at the time. The homeowners told Lee County sheriff’s deputies that just before 7 p.m. they heard noises on the roof and went outside to see what was going on. That’s when they spotted a nude Gregory Bruni, 21, from Venice on the roof, according to the News-Press. Bruni jumped off the roof and knocked over one of the victims....
  • Today's Toons 1/24/13

    01/24/2013 3:24:48 AM PST · by pookie18 · 17 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 1/24/13 | pookie18
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  • Caption Clinton testifyin'

    01/23/2013 7:44:24 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 39 replies
    U.S.Secretary of State Hillary Clinton testifies on the September attack on U.S. diplomatic sites in Benghazi, Libya during a hearing held by the U.S. Senate Foreign Relations Committee on Capitol Hill in Washington January 23, 2013. U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton (R) hugs Senator John McCain (R-AZ) as she arrives to testify on the September attack on U.S. diplomatic sites in Benghazi, Libya during a hearing held by the U.S. Senate Foreign Relations Committee on Capitol Hill in Washington January 23, 2013.
  • Today's Toons 1/23/13

    01/23/2013 3:00:27 AM PST · by pookie18 · 20 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 1/23/13 | pookie18
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  • Will "Post" Cereal be banned too?

    01/23/2013 12:50:22 AM PST · by Kenika · 33 replies
    Mr Cereal ^ | 1/23/13 | Self
    The grandaddy of cereal slogans is for Quaker Puffed Rice. The cereal is actually made using a process that resembles shooting rice from a gun. In 1904, Quaker introduced the cereal to the mass public by shooting Puffed Rice from cannons at the World's Fair. In 1913, an astute ad man decided to promote the cereal by exploiting how it's made and this famous, yet mostly forgotten, slogan was invented.
  • Bumber Sticker

    01/22/2013 9:05:51 AM PST · by al baby · 47 replies
    web | today | unknown
  • Today's Toons 1/22/13

    01/22/2013 3:23:21 AM PST · by pookie18 · 16 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 1/22/13 | pookie18
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  • FaceBook inaction

    01/21/2013 11:31:50 PM PST · by Kenika · 20 replies
    Self | 01/22/13 | Kenika
    Where have all the libs gone to....
  • Michelle Obama a Romulan Agent (Picture is worth 1000 words)

    01/21/2013 1:29:27 PM PST · by cizinec · 69 replies
    Me | 01/21/2013 | Me
    This is absolute proof that 1)Michelle Obama is a Romulan agent and 2) she is no longer afraid of being exposed.
  • Tummy Talk: An Epic Drum Solo

    01/21/2013 10:34:43 AM PST · by EveningStar · 3 replies
    YouTube ^ | January 3, 2013 | sqwakdotcom
    Published on Jan 3, 2013
  • Ralph Jr. at the wheel

    01/21/2013 10:30:13 AM PST · by 1raider1 · 2 replies
    today | me
    With NASCAR starting a new season soon, I used a little license with Earnest Thayer's "Casey at the bat". Hope you like it.
  • Exhaustipated

    01/21/2013 10:29:14 AM PST · by Brian Kopp DPM · 25 replies
    01/21/13 | Elderly patients
    True story: I always ask patients how they are doing, or "What's new?" every time I walk in the treatment room. A standard response is, "Well, I checked the obituaries this morning, and I wasn't in there." One guy always said, "I'm vertical and taking nutrition." Another guy routinely says, "I'm looking down at the grass and not up at the roots." A couple months ago one little old lady deadpanned, "These are supposed to be my 'Golden Years.' The only thing golden about my 'Golden Years' is my pee." But this morning, I had a patient who said he...
  • Caption Inauguration

    01/21/2013 9:53:00 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 56 replies
    President Barack Obama greets House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi at the presidential inauguration in Washington U.S. first lady Michelle Obama arrives for the presidential inauguration on the West Front of the U.S. Capitol in Washington January 21, 2013. .S. President Barack Obama is seen during his second presidential inauguration on the West Front of the U.S. Capitol January 21, 2013 in Washington.
  • Today's Toons 1/21/13

    01/21/2013 3:47:09 AM PST · by pookie18 · 16 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 1/21/13 | pookie18
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  • Tactical Assault Rock from CroMagnum Arms International(CAI) NOW IN BLACK!

    01/20/2013 10:23:37 AM PST · by Ellendra · 15 replies
    Ebay ^ | Jan 15, 2013 | drizzt203
    CROMAGNUM ARMS INTERNATIONAL(CAI) ASSAULT ROCK-TACTICAL MODEL The assault rock is back. These have been flying off the shelf since Cain first took the tactical advantage against Abel. Get this low speed, high drag assault rock while you still can. This is next on Dianne Feinstein's list. NOW IN EXTRA TACTICAL BLACK! Features: -enhanced grip texture -easily concealable -can be thrown as fast as you can swing your arm -low tech tactical black spray paint ALL PROFIT WILL BE DONATED TO NRA-ILA
  • The Americans With No Abilities Act

    01/20/2013 5:49:33 AM PST · by NCjim · 27 replies
    President Barack Obama and the Senate are considering sweeping legislation that will provide new benefits for many Americans. The Americans With No Abilities Act is being hailed as a major legislative goal by advocates of the millions of Americans who lack any real skills or ambition. "Roughly 50 percent of Americans do not possess the competence and drive necessary to carve out a meaningful role for themselves in society," said California Sen. Barbara Boxer. "We can no longer stand by and allow People of Inability (POI) to be ridiculed and passed over. With this legislation, employers will no longer be...
  • One Size Does NOT Fit All (Intellectual Frog Legs #16)

    01/19/2013 2:37:53 PM PST · by StarCMC · 2 replies
    Intellectual Frog Legs ^ | Joe Dan Gorman
    Hard-Left Radicals only represent a small percentage of our population, yet they are in charge? Even IF their ideology is Seven Shades of Fruitbat Insanity--- their strategy is 'sound'... They took over the schools and the media. From there destroying America has been child’s play. Class is in session at Frogleg University: Click here to watch the video at YouTube. Thanks for watching & PLEASE SHARE this new episode of Intellectual Froglegs. (via groups, pages, Twitter, Email, G+, etc). God bless.
  • Cuomo Announces New Gun-Snitch Reward Program

    01/19/2013 2:00:30 PM PST · by Doc Savage · 57 replies
    January 19, 2013 | Doc Savage
    In a startling follow-up to his spate of new gun laws which were passed last week, New York Governor Andrew Cuomo today announced his new 'Gun-Snitch' program in which both adults and children will have a chance to turn in the name or names of potentially violent gun criminals for money. Cuomo announced a new 1-800 number (1-800-RAT-CALL) which you can call 24/7 to provide the New York State Police with the name and address of any person you know has a gun. Children are encouraged to call and accuse their parents as well as other family members and friends....
  • Obama to be sworn in at 11:55 am ESt, so remember to...

    01/19/2013 4:55:20 AM PST · by Bulwinkle · 40 replies
    http://www.posterchase.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/335x335/5e06319eda06f020e43594a9c2309
    Fat in his general direction
  • Hitler Reacts to Manti Te'o Hoax

    01/18/2013 8:14:46 PM PST · by ZirconEncrustedTweezers · 13 replies
    Youtube ^ | 1/18/2013 | aunoonan
    The fuehrer received some very troubling news about his favorite team, the Fighting Irish.
  • Colon Powell and Gov. Chris Christie file suit in Federal Court.

    01/18/2013 2:51:34 PM PST · by RetiredTexasVet · 7 replies
    Retired Texas Vet
    Colon Powell has filed suit in Federal Court (in Washington, DC) claiming he is not being protected under the Endangered Species Act as required by law. Black RINOs are an endangered species and the Federal Government is not doing enough to protect him. He claims that he has been openly shunned and "disliked" on Facebook by the evil Tea Party. Conlon has sued to have the court order the Tea Party to "like" him on Facebook and invite him to parties. Gov. Chris Christie has joined the suit stating that as a Blue Whale RINO, that he is not being...
  • (-:(-:(-:THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD:-):-):-)

    01/18/2013 4:49:51 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 149 replies
    The Next 10 Years Are Going To Be Mind-BlowingWe are living in an extremely exciting time in terms of science and technology. Things that have always been considered science fiction are becoming normal day-to-day components of our lives. And while we have been seeing invention after breakthrough over and over in the last couple of decades, this next ten years is going to blow everything else out of the water.The awesome thing about all these scientific discoveries it that they create technology that allows us to make more breakthroughs even faster. Our ability to innovate is increasing exponentially as the...
  • Today's Toons 1/18/13

    01/18/2013 3:20:15 AM PST · by pookie18 · 16 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 1/18/13 | pookie18
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  • Conservative Brain Candy...Intellectual Froglegs No. 16

    01/17/2013 8:36:57 PM PST · by ShadowPatriot · 1 replies
    Conservative Brain Candy...Intellectual Froglegs No. 16 The Schools and the Media How did left-wing radical fruitcakes like the Taxman in Chief take control of America and steer it on a course that history has repeatedly proven leads to disaster? True moonbats have always been a small percentage of the population. But even if their ideology is communist crazy, their strategy is sound. They took over the schools and the media. From there destroying America has been child’s play.  Class is in session at Joe Dan Gorman’s Frogleg University- Dave at Moonbattery Cool tunage from: Kansas, The O’Jays, Chicago, ZZ Top, Led...
  • Hamster- VTEC -missed shift-Video 30 sec.{Warning: Potty Mouth}

    01/17/2013 12:58:54 PM PST · by virgil283 · 6 replies
    Mr. Wiskers spins out, loses control and crashes...oh the humanity.... http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=166306
  • Corrine Brown - I'm proud of my Rep /s

    01/17/2013 11:58:59 AM PST · by Quick Shot · 4 replies
    Direct email letter | 1-17-2013 | Corrine Brown
    Dear Friends, When I took the oath of office earlier this month, I did so on behalf of a Congressional district with a new name and new shape. Effective January 3, 2013, Florida's Third Congressional District became the Fifth Congressional District with some new borders. You can see the changes here. The outstanding service you have come to expect from me and my staff will not change. One thing that Congress got right so far this year is the extension on the Earned Income Tax Credit (EITC). The EITC boosts the incomes of working families. Each year, it lifts over...
  • Today's Toons 1/17/13

    01/17/2013 3:58:09 AM PST · by pookie18 · 22 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 1/17/13 | pookie18
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  • A Theory (Resurrected Thread from 1999)

    01/16/2013 8:47:17 PM PST · by Lazamataz · 46 replies
    Free Republic | 11/22/1999 | By Laz A. Mataz
    I propose to show you all how JFK, Dallas, the Lindberg Baby, Dana Plato, Route 77, UFO's, the doomed flights 800 and Swiss Air 111, "Clandestine Luciferian Masons" or (CLuMs for short), the Atlantic Ocean, Larry King, neckties, Francis Bacon, Marshall Ney, and lemon-flavored taffy all add up to the biggest and most compelling conspiracy ever recorded in human history. Let us begin at the beginning: HOW DOES JOHN FITZGERALD KENNEDY, SENIOR FIT? JFK's murder was a Luciferian Masonic human sacrifice. Dallas was picked as the site of sacrifice because it is located close to the 33rd degree of north...
  • Vanity: Breaking news! Manti Te'o's girlfriend did exist!

    01/16/2013 3:54:10 PM PST · by goodwithagun · 4 replies
    The reports claim there is no birth certificate for Lennay Kekua, Manti Te'o's dead girlfriend. It turns out she really did exist, it's just that she was born in the same hospital as obama!