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  • The Virtual Inaugural Address

    02/06/2013 9:23:01 PM PST · by ottbmare · 4 replies
    Bill Whittle, the Virtual President ^ | 02-06-2013 | Bill Whittle
    The Virtual Inaugural AddressBill Whittle says what Obama should have said. This guy is good. Listen to him.
  • Best movie of the year (for conservatives)...'Here comes the Boom'!

    02/06/2013 4:26:11 PM PST · by RoosterRedux · 24 replies
    I rented "Here Comes the Boom" yesterday and have watched it 3 times so far. Great film, great message...a classic!
  • Police: Man Claiming To Be Obama Calls 4-Year-Old Girl A Hooker

    02/06/2013 1:41:26 PM PST · by LucianOfSamasota · 22 replies
    CBS Tampa Bay ^ | February 6, 2013 | Staff
    PORT RICHEY, Fla. (CBS Tampa) – A local woman who took her daughter and nephew to play in the park one evening got more than she bargained for when a man approached them and claimed to be President Barack Obama. The man proceeded to call the female child a prostitute during the incident, according to WFTS-TV. The victim’s mother, 28-year-old Sharaya Smith, told the station that the attacker, Bienvenido Cintron, emerged from the bushes at Lake Lisa Park earlier this week and approached her and the two children. “He [said that he] was President Obama and he was here to...
  • Today's Toons 2/6/13

    02/06/2013 3:17:59 AM PST · by pookie18 · 17 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 2/6/13 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • 'Top Gear' host drives 'world's tiniest car' for our viewing pleasure

    02/05/2013 5:21:57 PM PST · by KevinDavis · 24 replies
    msnNow ^ | 02/05/2013
    Jeremy Clarkson, the oft-offensive co-host of the long-running BBC car show "Top Gear," has frequently sacrificed his bod and critical sphincter control for the show's various challenges and stunts. Here we see Clarkson behind the wheel of the "smallest car in the world," a fully street-legal vehicle allegedly designed by Clarkson himself. Apart from looking hilarious, there are a variety of downsides to piloting the world's tiniest car, which Clarkson discovers in quick succession.
  • Climate Scientists get Nobel Prize

    02/05/2013 2:55:35 PM PST · by RetiredTexasVet · 13 replies
    Retired Texas Vet
    Climate scientists, Drs. Mann, Jones and Hansen were nominated and approved for a Nobel Prize. The Drs. had written several manuscripts detailing climate change (aka global warming or new ice age depending on the time and rquirements). Wannabe self-proclaimed climate change expert Al Gore based his movie on the climate change trios manuscript. The Nobel prize science committee encountered several problems initially when trying to verify the data, models and results for the manuscripts. Their publisher, IPCC stated that they had no data, models or results for the committee to review even though it was commonly accepted that those items...
  • Today's Toons 2/5/13

    02/05/2013 4:33:27 AM PST · by pookie18 · 12 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 2/5/13 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • Superbowl Power Outage Republicans Fault

    02/04/2013 2:34:58 PM PST · by RetiredTexasVet · 21 replies
    RetiredTexasVet
    Steven Chu, the retiring Secretary of Energy, is blaming the power outage at the Superbowl on the Republicans. Steven Chu had arranged to have the Superbowl completely powered by solar panels as a final act of demonstrating the reliability and feasibility of solar power. To accomplish it, he had asked the Food Stamp President to request Congress to change the day/night ratio to 80% daylight versus 20% night to support the increased light requirements. The Republicans laughed off the request and the resultant unexpected darkness rendered the solar panels inoperable. The battery and generator backups proved to be up to...
  • Today's Toons 2/4/13

    02/04/2013 3:18:40 AM PST · by pookie18 · 19 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 2/4/13 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • Obama "The Shooter Guy" (Don't Photoshop Me Bro')

    02/03/2013 11:32:11 PM PST · by ThE_RiPpEr. · 19 replies
    This official White House photograph is being made available only for publication by news organizations and/or for personal use printing by the subject(s) of the photograph. The photograph may not be manipulated in any way and may not be used in commercial or political materials, advertisements, emails, products, promotions that in any way suggests approval or endorsement of the President, the First Family, or the White House."
  • Post some smiles people.

    02/03/2013 3:52:30 AM PST · by mylife · 59 replies
    mylife ^ | 2/3/13 | mylife
    Folks, I am a bit down, what with all the bad stuff going round... Everyday the MSN gives me a slog. So while we are chewing on the medias gristle, I suggest we give a whistle, and don't hang our heads like a dog. Always look on the bright side of lifePost up your funny stuff here folks.Wake someone up with a smile.
  • "Because Chuck Woolery Said So..."

    02/02/2013 11:24:01 PM PST · by ShadowPatriot · 4 replies
    Because Chuck Woolerly Said So A lot of us Freepers alread know about Intellectual Froglegs, and now Chuck Woolery has jumped on board! So without further delay, Here's the latest"Rulers & Peasants" http://youtu.be/Sbmee0K2cV8
  • Don't 'Shop me Bro - White House Warns: Don't Photoshop Obama Gun Pic

    02/02/2013 8:10:33 AM PST · by GraceG · 139 replies
    Breitbart ^ | 2/2/2013 | Breitbart
    The White House has released a picture purporting to show President Obama "skeet shooting" at Camp David. An activity he claims he does "all the time." The White House also warns all you mischievous internet types to not mess around with the picture: "This official White House photograph is being made available only for publication by news organizations and/or for personal use printing by the subject(s) of the photograph. The photograph may not be manipulated in any way and may not be used in commercial or political materials, advertisements, emails, products, promotions that in any way suggests approval or endorsement...
  • Groundhog Day 2013-Early Spring Predicted

    02/02/2013 5:25:46 AM PST · by Gefn · 33 replies
    ABC News ^ | Feb 2, 2013 | ABC News
    An early spring is on the way, according to groundhog "Punxsutawney Phil." When the Pennsylvania groundhog emerged from his dwelling at Gobbler's Knob Saturday morning, he did not see his shadow. "And so ye faithful, there is no shadow to see, an early Spring for you and me," proclaimed Bob Roberts, one of Phil's handlers.
  • Iran's monkey may not actually have made it back from space alive

    02/02/2013 2:31:25 AM PST · by Corporate Democrat · 22 replies
    The Verge ^ | Feb 1, 2013 | Adi Robertson
    After Iran released news that it had successfully launched and recovered a monkey from space, some have begun to question whether the launch went as well as reported — and whether the monkey actually made it out. Earlier today, France24 andThe Independent both noticed that while the monkey seen in press shots had a prominent mole over one eye, there was no sign of it when the animal appeared later at a press conference. Iran also hasn't released shots of the craft itself after landing, a sharp contrast with the photos released from before the event. The above image from...
  • And now, on the lighter side...

    02/01/2013 6:46:55 PM PST · by SgtHooper · 50 replies
    Vanity ^ | 2/1/2013 | Sgthooper
    Years ago it was suggested that an apple a day kept the doctor away... But since most doctors are now Muslim, I've found that a bacon sandwich works best! Japanese scientists have now created a camera with such an immense shutter speed that it is now possible to take a photograph of a woman with her mouth closed. I hate all this terrorist business. I used to love the days when you could look at an unattended bag on a train or bus and think to yourself "I'm going to take that". Man in a hot air balloon is lost...
  • Katie Couric: Larry King ‘lunged’ at me during our bad date

    02/01/2013 1:50:24 PM PST · by illiac · 74 replies
    New York Post ^ | 2/1/13 | Page Six New York Post
    To the shock of America, Katie Couric admitted she shared an intimate evening with Larry King. Yes, the bespectacled, suspender wearing, grandfatherly TV-news journalist who is 23 years Couric’s senior. On last night’s “Jimmy Kimmel Live,” Couric recounted in striking detail about the Italian dinner date she went on with King 26 years ago in Washington, DC. After dinner, King drove them back to his apartment where he tried to put the moves on her. “So we sat there and what can I say, he lunged,” Couric said (to the delight/horror of everyone watching probably.)
  • Ski resort turns sewage into snow

    02/01/2013 1:00:36 PM PST · by illiac · 24 replies
    MSN Money ^ | 2/1/13 | Bruce Kennedy
    Unpredictable snowfall patterns and drought are prompting the multibillion-dollar industry to consider cost-effective alternatives. After a dismal start to the season for the second straight year, Colorado's ski resorts are finally getting the snow they depend on. Colorado Ski Country USA reported total skier visits at its 21 member resorts dropped 11.5% during the first period of the ski season, which ranges from opening day through New Year's Eve. The marketing research firm IBISWorld reports that while the economic recovery is expected to bring more people to the nation's slopes, climate change is straining operations at many resorts. When natural...
  • 8 Touchdown Dances for Other Situations

    02/01/2013 12:23:48 PM PST · by EveningStar · 2 replies
    CollegeHumor ^ | February 1, 2013 | Alex Watt
    (click link to view cartoons)
  • 'Evita' the grifter!

    02/01/2013 6:25:19 AM PST · by SMARTY · 10 replies
    Feb. 1, 2013 | Me
    Does any one want to start a contest to see how long it takes for Evita to find another government trough to jam her nose into.