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  • Mom Passed Drugs To Son In Jailhouse Liplock

    02/07/2013 1:41:02 PM PST · by Responsibility2nd · 13 replies
    The Smoking Gun ^ | 02/06/2013
    FEBRUARY 6--You know your mother loves you when she is willing to smuggle Oxycodone into the jail where you are incarcerated. Especially when she passes you the pills via an open-mouthed kiss. That is what investigators allege transpired last Tuesday when Kimberly Margeson, 54, visited her offspring in an upstate New York lockup. Margeson’s son, William Partridge, 30, was being held following a weapons arrest. According to a Yates County Sheriff’s Department report, Margeson put the Oxycodone pills “into her mouth and brought them into the jail when she visited her son.” She then passed two pills “from her mouth...
  • Random Thoughts: Please Dont Blow Us Up, Obama

    02/07/2013 10:29:38 AM PST · by 2ndDivisionVet · 10 replies
    IMAO ^ | February 7, 2013 | Frank J.
    Isnt the only defense for a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun basically the premise for every Hollywood action movie? Well, I guess sometimes its the only defense against a bad guy with kung fu is a good guy with kung fu. In America, the president isnt supposed to be like a dad. Hes supposed to be like a butler we order to do the things we dont want to. The president isnt the leader of the country; hes the leader of the least part of the country: the government. Hes king of the...
  • PETA: Naked chicken corpses aren't sexy

    02/07/2013 8:11:01 AM PST · by Responsibility2nd · 68 replies
    The Weekly Times ^ | 02/07/2013
    ANIMAL welfare extremists want to ban the display of naked chickens in supermarkets. They also protest against pictures of raw chickens in ads, The Weekly Times reports. The American founder of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, president Ingrid Newkirk, criticised a newspaper for running a picture of a raw chicken. "We don't want to see any chickens on display, but instead want them to live natural, happy lives with their families. "Sexily displaying the corpse of a chicken who has been bred to grow so big, so quickly, that many collapse under their own weight, is just additionally...
  • Tony Bennett: Without Gun Control, U.S. May Turn Into Nazi Germany **Retard Alert**

    02/07/2013 6:15:59 AM PST · by LucianOfSamasota · 59 replies
    RealClearpolitics ^ | February 6, 2013 | TONY BENNETT
    Singer Tony Bennett brought up Nazi Germany at a press conference in Washington where he demanded gun control. TONY BENNETT: It's the kind of turn that happened to the great country of Germany, when Nazis came over and created tragic things, and they had to be told off. And if we continue this kind of violence and accept it in our country, the rest of the world's going to really take care of us, in a very bad way. Video @ link
  • England to mandate dog microchips by 2016

    02/07/2013 4:13:27 AM PST · by glorgau · 9 replies
    Engadget ^ | Feb 7th, 2013 at 2:30 AM | Zach Honig
    Thinking about injecting an identification chip in your pooch? If you live in the southern part of the UK, you won't have a choice. Come 2016, English authorities will require all of the country's pups to have embedded microchips, so they can be returned to their owners if ever they run astray. The United Kingdom's Environment Department says some 60 percent of the country's 8 million dogs already have the tags, but beginning in three years, owners who don't spring for the device could be forced to pay fines of up to 500 (about $780). Cat microchipping will remain optional,...
  • Today's Toons 2/7/13

    02/07/2013 3:23:27 AM PST · by pookie18 · 14 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 2/7/13 | pookie18
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  • The Virtual Inaugural Address

    02/06/2013 9:23:01 PM PST · by ottbmare · 4 replies
    Bill Whittle, the Virtual President ^ | 02-06-2013 | Bill Whittle
    The Virtual Inaugural AddressBill Whittle says what Obama should have said. This guy is good. Listen to him.
  • Best movie of the year (for conservatives)...'Here comes the Boom'!

    02/06/2013 4:26:11 PM PST · by RoosterRedux · 24 replies
    I rented "Here Comes the Boom" yesterday and have watched it 3 times so far. Great film, great message...a classic!
  • Police: Man Claiming To Be Obama Calls 4-Year-Old Girl A Hooker

    02/06/2013 1:41:26 PM PST · by LucianOfSamasota · 22 replies
    CBS Tampa Bay ^ | February 6, 2013 | Staff
    PORT RICHEY, Fla. (CBS Tampa) A local woman who took her daughter and nephew to play in the park one evening got more than she bargained for when a man approached them and claimed to be President Barack Obama. The man proceeded to call the female child a prostitute during the incident, according to WFTS-TV. The victims mother, 28-year-old Sharaya Smith, told the station that the attacker, Bienvenido Cintron, emerged from the bushes at Lake Lisa Park earlier this week and approached her and the two children. He [said that he] was President Obama and he was here to...
  • Today's Toons 2/6/13

    02/06/2013 3:17:59 AM PST · by pookie18 · 17 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 2/6/13 | pookie18
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  • 'Top Gear' host drives 'world's tiniest car' for our viewing pleasure

    02/05/2013 5:21:57 PM PST · by KevinDavis · 24 replies
    msnNow ^ | 02/05/2013
    Jeremy Clarkson, the oft-offensive co-host of the long-running BBC car show "Top Gear," has frequently sacrificed his bod and critical sphincter control for the show's various challenges and stunts. Here we see Clarkson behind the wheel of the "smallest car in the world," a fully street-legal vehicle allegedly designed by Clarkson himself. Apart from looking hilarious, there are a variety of downsides to piloting the world's tiniest car, which Clarkson discovers in quick succession.
  • Climate Scientists get Nobel Prize

    02/05/2013 2:55:35 PM PST · by RetiredTexasVet · 13 replies
    Retired Texas Vet
    Climate scientists, Drs. Mann, Jones and Hansen were nominated and approved for a Nobel Prize. The Drs. had written several manuscripts detailing climate change (aka global warming or new ice age depending on the time and rquirements). Wannabe self-proclaimed climate change expert Al Gore based his movie on the climate change trios manuscript. The Nobel prize science committee encountered several problems initially when trying to verify the data, models and results for the manuscripts. Their publisher, IPCC stated that they had no data, models or results for the committee to review even though it was commonly accepted that those items...
  • Today's Toons 2/5/13

    02/05/2013 4:33:27 AM PST · by pookie18 · 12 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 2/5/13 | pookie18
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  • Superbowl Power Outage Republicans Fault

    02/04/2013 2:34:58 PM PST · by RetiredTexasVet · 21 replies
    RetiredTexasVet
    Steven Chu, the retiring Secretary of Energy, is blaming the power outage at the Superbowl on the Republicans. Steven Chu had arranged to have the Superbowl completely powered by solar panels as a final act of demonstrating the reliability and feasibility of solar power. To accomplish it, he had asked the Food Stamp President to request Congress to change the day/night ratio to 80% daylight versus 20% night to support the increased light requirements. The Republicans laughed off the request and the resultant unexpected darkness rendered the solar panels inoperable. The battery and generator backups proved to be up to...
  • Today's Toons 2/4/13

    02/04/2013 3:18:40 AM PST · by pookie18 · 19 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 2/4/13 | pookie18
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  • Obama "The Shooter Guy" (Don't Photoshop Me Bro')

    02/03/2013 11:32:11 PM PST · by ThE_RiPpEr. · 19 replies
    This official White House photograph is being made available only for publication by news organizations and/or for personal use printing by the subject(s) of the photograph. The photograph may not be manipulated in any way and may not be used in commercial or political materials, advertisements, emails, products, promotions that in any way suggests approval or endorsement of the President, the First Family, or the White House."
  • Post some smiles people.

    02/03/2013 3:52:30 AM PST · by mylife · 59 replies
    mylife ^ | 2/3/13 | mylife
    Folks, I am a bit down, what with all the bad stuff going round... Everyday the MSN gives me a slog. So while we are chewing on the medias gristle, I suggest we give a whistle, and don't hang our heads like a dog. Always look on the bright side of lifePost up your funny stuff here folks.Wake someone up with a smile.
  • "Because Chuck Woolery Said So..."

    02/02/2013 11:24:01 PM PST · by ShadowPatriot · 4 replies
    Because Chuck Woolerly Said So A lot of us Freepers alread know about Intellectual Froglegs, and now Chuck Woolery has jumped on board! So without further delay, Here's the latest"Rulers & Peasants" http://youtu.be/Sbmee0K2cV8
  • Don't 'Shop me Bro - White House Warns: Don't Photoshop Obama Gun Pic

    02/02/2013 8:10:33 AM PST · by GraceG · 139 replies
    Breitbart ^ | 2/2/2013 | Breitbart
    The White House has released a picture purporting to show President Obama "skeet shooting" at Camp David. An activity he claims he does "all the time." The White House also warns all you mischievous internet types to not mess around with the picture: "This official White House photograph is being made available only for publication by news organizations and/or for personal use printing by the subject(s) of the photograph. The photograph may not be manipulated in any way and may not be used in commercial or political materials, advertisements, emails, products, promotions that in any way suggests approval or endorsement...
  • Groundhog Day 2013-Early Spring Predicted

    02/02/2013 5:25:46 AM PST · by Gefn · 33 replies
    ABC News ^ | Feb 2, 2013 | ABC News
    An early spring is on the way, according to groundhog "Punxsutawney Phil." When the Pennsylvania groundhog emerged from his dwelling at Gobbler's Knob Saturday morning, he did not see his shadow. "And so ye faithful, there is no shadow to see, an early Spring for you and me," proclaimed Bob Roberts, one of Phil's handlers.