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  • Just In: Pope Benedict to Resign, Obama to be Elected Pope

    02/11/2013 5:24:04 AM PST · by beebuster2000 · 22 replies
    blogoshpere | feb 11 2013 | beebuster2000
    Turns out all the Cardinals were given Obama phones and are also on food stamps. Done Deal.
  • Don't Shoot I'm NOT DORNER!! Bumper sticker

    02/11/2013 5:01:23 AM PST · by SWAMPSNIPER · 17 replies
    EBAY ^ | February 11, 2013 | EBAY
    Get it before LAPD makes you their next accident!
  • Today's Toons 2/11/13

    02/11/2013 3:31:57 AM PST · by pookie18 · 17 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 2/11/13 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • We need to regulate cars the way we regulate guns

    02/10/2013 7:11:41 PM PST · by JerseyanExile · 8 replies
    The Sacred Cow Slaughterhouse ^ | January 9, 2013 | Michael Z. Williamson
    I keep hearing people say they want to regulate guns the way we regulate cars. They don't really mean that, of course. What they mean is they want to make it acceptable to find more ways to intrude on the right to keep and bear arms. I propose instead, we regulate cars the way we regulate guns. Let's start: To buy or operate a standard car, one will have to be 18 years old. Under that age, adult supervision will be mandatory. This means the adult must be in the vehicle with the underage driver. To buy a sports car,...
  • ďVegetarian HamĒ Intellectual Froglegs #18

    02/09/2013 3:52:09 PM PST · by ShadowPatriot · 3 replies
    ‚ÄúVegetarian Ham‚ÄĚ Intellectual Froglegs #18Conservative Comedy/Brain Candy at its finest! In THIS action packed episode, Joe Dan graciously smacks the crap out of¬†'Pissed off liberals & Rinos" PLUS.....Wild Bill For America, Ted Nugent, Chaka Khan, GROUCHO MARX, LANCELOT LINK and ‚Äėall natural‚Äô tube-shaped, chicken-flavored ‚Äėvegetarian‚Äô ham made in China. WATCH NOW Thank us later SUPPORT CONSERVATIVE ENTERTAINMENT
  • So God Made a Liberal (to amuse us?)

    02/09/2013 2:06:00 PM PST · by elhombrelibre · 5 replies
    Youtube ^ | 9 Feb 13 | Unknown
    Here is a parody someone made that's similar to the Paul Harvey "So God Made a Farmer" one.
  • Global Warming Blizzard Nemo Strikes East Coast

    The National Weather Service is issuing blizzard warnings as winter storm Nemo barrels toward the Northeast, bringing with it 50 mph winds and an estimated 10-14 inches of snow. Up to three feet of snow is expected in some areas in between costal Maine and northern New Jersey. And those predictions are cancelling flights across the country. Michael Oppenheimer, a climate change expert at Princeton University, said global warming is increasing extreme winter storms. Why did the left change the term global warming to climate change? Guess they got tired of holding global warming protests during snowstorms. Global Warming dicktators...
  • Sri Lanka prisoner caught by his ring tone

    02/08/2013 7:11:32 PM PST · by llevrok · 31 replies
    <p>A Sri Lankan prisoner who tried to hide his mobile phone during a search of his cell was caught out when guards heard ring tones from his rear-end, a hospital official said on Friday.</p>
  • History does NOT mean that which "current" men can recall or have lived through

    02/08/2013 5:46:22 PM PST · by jongaltsr · 21 replies
    The Worst Blizzards in United States History From the Blizzard of 1888 to the Present Day Read the newspapers/watch TV/Listen to Radio and you will hear them ALL going on and on and on about how his historical this snow storm is. History IS NOT restricted to that which you lived through.THEREFOR CONSIDER. A winter storm must meet certain qualifications to be characterized as an official blizzard. In a blizzard, visibility is reduced to a quarter of a mile or less from falling OR blowing snow, and the wind speed is at least thirty-five miles an hour for no less...
  • Rock-n-rollers head to jail in Brook Park following argument over favorite guitarist

    02/08/2013 10:18:02 AM PST · by bigcat32 · 79 replies ^ | 2/8/13 | Sun News staff
    When you fight the law, the law usually wins. A couple was arrested after their argument over who was the greatest guitarist of all time became so heated that Motel 6 staff was forced to call the Brook Park police. The boyfriend was screaming on behalf of Slash, lead guitarist for Guns and Roses. The girlfriend was jumping for Eddie Van Halen, namesake of í80s rockers Van Halen.

    02/08/2013 4:57:15 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 120 replies
    Yeh....not feeling well today guys, so have at it with some random silliness.
  • President Obama, he goes shooting all the time

    02/08/2013 4:28:08 AM PST · by Maurice Tift · 5 replies ^ | February 7, 2012 | The Dissident Frogman
    In what is probably his most laughable feat of demagoguery to date, President BHO tried to control the damage he'd done running his big mouth with the release of a photo you're supposed to accept as a proof that he "goes shooting all the time"óand therefore it's perfectly OK if he decides to rule out the American people's natural right to do so. At least that's out it looks like, seen from here. The White House warned that this picture shall not be manipulated in any way (insecure much Barry?), and that's fine by me. Photoshopping news items is so...
  • Today's Toons 2/8/13

    02/08/2013 3:16:29 AM PST · by pookie18 · 19 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 2/8/13 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • Chicago School Raided by Feds

    02/07/2013 7:41:06 PM PST · by RetiredTexasVet · 18 replies
    Today FBI and Department of Agriculture agents raided a West side Chicago school. Agents arrested 10 juveniles and 1 teacher in a contraband food sting conducted at the school over the last year. The students were charged with operating a ring that smuggled Ding-Dongs, Ho-Hos, Twinkies and other contraband food items into the school. Since the school had banned these items from their menus and from vending machines, there was an underground black market at the school. Each day these students packed 4 to 10 contraband items in their lunches brought from home and auctioned them off to desert starved...
  • White House Responds to Death Star Petition (Almost satire)

    02/07/2013 4:11:35 PM PST · by OldCountryBoy · 2 replies ^ | January 14, 2013 | Kyle Maxey
    Paul Shawcross, Chief of the Science and Space Branch at the White House Office of Management and Budget, has officially responded to a November petition requesting that the United Sates government construct a Death Star by 2016. Shawcross stated that the White House would not be pursuing any Death Star construction projects, citing critical design failures: ďWhy should we spend countless taxpayer dollars on a Death Star with a fundamental flaw that can be exploited by a one-man starship?Ē The Obama administration also claims that the Death Star proposal would conflict with their core policies, saying, ďThe Administration does not...
  • Mom Passed Drugs To Son In Jailhouse Liplock

    02/07/2013 1:41:02 PM PST · by Responsibility2nd · 13 replies
    The Smoking Gun ^ | 02/06/2013
    FEBRUARY 6--You know your mother loves you when she is willing to smuggle Oxycodone into the jail where you are incarcerated. Especially when she passes you the pills via an open-mouthed kiss. That is what investigators allege transpired last Tuesday when Kimberly Margeson, 54, visited her offspring in an upstate New York lockup. Margeson‚Äôs son, William Partridge, 30, was being held following a weapons arrest. According to a Yates County Sheriff‚Äôs Department report, Margeson put the Oxycodone pills ‚Äúinto her mouth and brought them into the jail when she visited her son.‚ÄĚ She then passed two pills ‚Äúfrom her mouth...
  • Random Thoughts: Please Donít Blow Us Up, Obama

    02/07/2013 10:29:38 AM PST · by 2ndDivisionVet · 10 replies
    IMAO ^ | February 7, 2013 | Frank J.
    Isnít ďthe only defense for a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gunĒ basically the premise for every Hollywood action movie? Well, I guess sometimes itís ďthe only defense against a bad guy with kung fu is a good guy with kung fu.Ē In America, the president isnít supposed to be like a dad. Heís supposed to be like a butler we order to do the things we donít want to. The president isnít the leader of the country; heís the leader of the least part of the country: the government. Heís king of the...
  • PETA: Naked chicken corpses aren't sexy

    02/07/2013 8:11:01 AM PST · by Responsibility2nd · 68 replies
    The Weekly Times ^ | 02/07/2013
    ANIMAL welfare extremists want to ban the display of naked chickens in supermarkets. They also protest against pictures of raw chickens in ads, The Weekly Times reports. The American founder of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, president Ingrid Newkirk, criticised a newspaper for running a picture of a raw chicken. "We don't want to see any chickens on display, but instead want them to live natural, happy lives with their families. "Sexily displaying the corpse of a chicken who has been bred to grow so big, so quickly, that many collapse under their own weight, is just additionally...
  • Tony Bennett: Without Gun Control, U.S. May Turn Into Nazi Germany **Retard Alert**

    02/07/2013 6:15:59 AM PST · by LucianOfSamasota · 59 replies
    RealClearpolitics ^ | February 6, 2013 | TONY BENNETT
    Singer Tony Bennett brought up Nazi Germany at a press conference in Washington where he demanded gun control. TONY BENNETT: It's the kind of turn that happened to the great country of Germany, when Nazis came over and created tragic things, and they had to be told off. And if we continue this kind of violence and accept it in our country, the rest of the world's going to really take care of us, in a very bad way. Video @ link
  • England to mandate dog microchips by 2016

    02/07/2013 4:13:27 AM PST · by glorgau · 9 replies
    Engadget ^ | Feb 7th, 2013 at 2:30 AM | Zach Honig
    Thinking about injecting an identification chip in your pooch? If you live in the southern part of the UK, you won't have a choice. Come 2016, English authorities will require all of the country's pups to have embedded microchips, so they can be returned to their owners if ever they run astray. The United Kingdom's Environment Department says some 60 percent of the country's 8 million dogs already have the tags, but beginning in three years, owners who don't spring for the device could be forced to pay fines of up to £500 (about $780). Cat microchipping will remain optional,...