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  • TV station hacker warns of zombies in Montana

    02/11/2013 8:51:16 PM PST · by BenLurkin · 22 replies
    ap ^ | Feb 11, 8:11 PM EST
    Buy AP Photo Reprints GREAT FALLS, Mont. (AP) -- A Montana television station's regular programming was interrupted by news of a zombie apocalypse. The Montana Television Network says hackers broke into the Emergency Alert System of Great Falls affiliate KRTV and its CW station Monday. KRTV says on its website the hackers broadcast that "dead bodies are rising from their graves" in several Montana counties. The alert claimed the bodies were "attacking the living" and warned people not to "approach or apprehend these bodies as they are extremely dangerous."
  • Just In: Pope Benedict to Resign, Obama to be Elected Pope

    02/11/2013 5:24:04 AM PST · by beebuster2000 · 22 replies
    blogoshpere | feb 11 2013 | beebuster2000
    Turns out all the Cardinals were given Obama phones and are also on food stamps. Done Deal.
  • Don't Shoot I'm NOT DORNER!! Bumper sticker

    02/11/2013 5:01:23 AM PST · by SWAMPSNIPER · 17 replies
    EBAY ^ | February 11, 2013 | EBAY
    Get it before LAPD makes you their next accident!
  • Today's Toons 2/11/13

    02/11/2013 3:31:57 AM PST · by pookie18 · 17 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 2/11/13 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • We need to regulate cars the way we regulate guns

    02/10/2013 7:11:41 PM PST · by JerseyanExile · 8 replies
    The Sacred Cow Slaughterhouse ^ | January 9, 2013 | Michael Z. Williamson
    I keep hearing people say they want to regulate guns the way we regulate cars. They don't really mean that, of course. What they mean is they want to make it acceptable to find more ways to intrude on the right to keep and bear arms. I propose instead, we regulate cars the way we regulate guns. Let's start: To buy or operate a standard car, one will have to be 18 years old. Under that age, adult supervision will be mandatory. This means the adult must be in the vehicle with the underage driver. To buy a sports car,...
  • ďVegetarian HamĒ Intellectual Froglegs #18

    02/09/2013 3:52:09 PM PST · by ShadowPatriot · 3 replies
    ‚ÄúVegetarian Ham‚ÄĚ Intellectual Froglegs #18Conservative Comedy/Brain Candy at its finest! In THIS action packed episode, Joe Dan graciously smacks the crap out of¬†'Pissed off liberals & Rinos" PLUS.....Wild Bill For America, Ted Nugent, Chaka Khan, GROUCHO MARX, LANCELOT LINK and ‚Äėall natural‚Äô tube-shaped, chicken-flavored ‚Äėvegetarian‚Äô ham made in China. WATCH NOW Thank us later SUPPORT CONSERVATIVE ENTERTAINMENT
  • So God Made a Liberal (to amuse us?)

    02/09/2013 2:06:00 PM PST · by elhombrelibre · 5 replies
    Youtube ^ | 9 Feb 13 | Unknown
    Here is a parody someone made that's similar to the Paul Harvey "So God Made a Farmer" one.
  • Global Warming Blizzard Nemo Strikes East Coast

    The National Weather Service is issuing blizzard warnings as winter storm Nemo barrels toward the Northeast, bringing with it 50 mph winds and an estimated 10-14 inches of snow. Up to three feet of snow is expected in some areas in between costal Maine and northern New Jersey. And those predictions are cancelling flights across the country. Michael Oppenheimer, a climate change expert at Princeton University, said global warming is increasing extreme winter storms. Why did the left change the term global warming to climate change? Guess they got tired of holding global warming protests during snowstorms. Global Warming dicktators...
  • Sri Lanka prisoner caught by his ring tone

    02/08/2013 7:11:32 PM PST · by llevrok · 31 replies
    <p>A Sri Lankan prisoner who tried to hide his mobile phone during a search of his cell was caught out when guards heard ring tones from his rear-end, a hospital official said on Friday.</p>
  • History does NOT mean that which "current" men can recall or have lived through

    02/08/2013 5:46:22 PM PST · by jongaltsr · 21 replies
    The Worst Blizzards in United States History From the Blizzard of 1888 to the Present Day Read the newspapers/watch TV/Listen to Radio and you will hear them ALL going on and on and on about how his historical this snow storm is. History IS NOT restricted to that which you lived through.THEREFOR CONSIDER. A winter storm must meet certain qualifications to be characterized as an official blizzard. In a blizzard, visibility is reduced to a quarter of a mile or less from falling OR blowing snow, and the wind speed is at least thirty-five miles an hour for no less...
  • Rock-n-rollers head to jail in Brook Park following argument over favorite guitarist

    02/08/2013 10:18:02 AM PST · by bigcat32 · 79 replies
    cleveland.com ^ | 2/8/13 | Sun News staff
    When you fight the law, the law usually wins. A couple was arrested after their argument over who was the greatest guitarist of all time became so heated that Motel 6 staff was forced to call the Brook Park police. The boyfriend was screaming on behalf of Slash, lead guitarist for Guns and Roses. The girlfriend was jumping for Eddie Van Halen, namesake of í80s rockers Van Halen.
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    02/08/2013 4:57:15 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 120 replies
    Yeh....not feeling well today guys, so have at it with some random silliness.
  • President Obama, he goes shooting all the time

    02/08/2013 4:28:08 AM PST · by Maurice Tift · 5 replies
    thedissidentfrogman.com ^ | February 7, 2012 | The Dissident Frogman
    In what is probably his most laughable feat of demagoguery to date, President BHO tried to control the damage he'd done running his big mouth with the release of a photo you're supposed to accept as a proof that he "goes shooting all the time"óand therefore it's perfectly OK if he decides to rule out the American people's natural right to do so. At least that's out it looks like, seen from here. The White House warned that this picture shall not be manipulated in any way (insecure much Barry?), and that's fine by me. Photoshopping news items is so...
  • Today's Toons 2/8/13

    02/08/2013 3:16:29 AM PST · by pookie18 · 19 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 2/8/13 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • Chicago School Raided by Feds

    02/07/2013 7:41:06 PM PST · by RetiredTexasVet · 18 replies
    RetiredTexasVet
    Today FBI and Department of Agriculture agents raided a West side Chicago school. Agents arrested 10 juveniles and 1 teacher in a contraband food sting conducted at the school over the last year. The students were charged with operating a ring that smuggled Ding-Dongs, Ho-Hos, Twinkies and other contraband food items into the school. Since the school had banned these items from their menus and from vending machines, there was an underground black market at the school. Each day these students packed 4 to 10 contraband items in their lunches brought from home and auctioned them off to desert starved...
  • White House Responds to Death Star Petition (Almost satire)

    02/07/2013 4:11:35 PM PST · by OldCountryBoy · 2 replies
    Engineering.com ^ | January 14, 2013 | Kyle Maxey
    Paul Shawcross, Chief of the Science and Space Branch at the White House Office of Management and Budget, has officially responded to a November petition requesting that the United Sates government construct a Death Star by 2016. Shawcross stated that the White House would not be pursuing any Death Star construction projects, citing critical design failures: ďWhy should we spend countless taxpayer dollars on a Death Star with a fundamental flaw that can be exploited by a one-man starship?Ē The Obama administration also claims that the Death Star proposal would conflict with their core policies, saying, ďThe Administration does not...
  • Mom Passed Drugs To Son In Jailhouse Liplock

    02/07/2013 1:41:02 PM PST · by Responsibility2nd · 13 replies
    The Smoking Gun ^ | 02/06/2013
    FEBRUARY 6--You know your mother loves you when she is willing to smuggle Oxycodone into the jail where you are incarcerated. Especially when she passes you the pills via an open-mouthed kiss. That is what investigators allege transpired last Tuesday when Kimberly Margeson, 54, visited her offspring in an upstate New York lockup. Margeson‚Äôs son, William Partridge, 30, was being held following a weapons arrest. According to a Yates County Sheriff‚Äôs Department report, Margeson put the Oxycodone pills ‚Äúinto her mouth and brought them into the jail when she visited her son.‚ÄĚ She then passed two pills ‚Äúfrom her mouth...
  • Random Thoughts: Please Donít Blow Us Up, Obama

    02/07/2013 10:29:38 AM PST · by 2ndDivisionVet · 10 replies
    IMAO ^ | February 7, 2013 | Frank J.
    Isnít ďthe only defense for a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gunĒ basically the premise for every Hollywood action movie? Well, I guess sometimes itís ďthe only defense against a bad guy with kung fu is a good guy with kung fu.Ē In America, the president isnít supposed to be like a dad. Heís supposed to be like a butler we order to do the things we donít want to. The president isnít the leader of the country; heís the leader of the least part of the country: the government. Heís king of the...
  • PETA: Naked chicken corpses aren't sexy

    02/07/2013 8:11:01 AM PST · by Responsibility2nd · 68 replies
    The Weekly Times ^ | 02/07/2013
    ANIMAL welfare extremists want to ban the display of naked chickens in supermarkets. They also protest against pictures of raw chickens in ads, The Weekly Times reports. The American founder of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, president Ingrid Newkirk, criticised a newspaper for running a picture of a raw chicken. "We don't want to see any chickens on display, but instead want them to live natural, happy lives with their families. "Sexily displaying the corpse of a chicken who has been bred to grow so big, so quickly, that many collapse under their own weight, is just additionally...
  • Tony Bennett: Without Gun Control, U.S. May Turn Into Nazi Germany **Retard Alert**

    02/07/2013 6:15:59 AM PST · by LucianOfSamasota · 59 replies
    RealClearpolitics ^ | February 6, 2013 | TONY BENNETT
    Singer Tony Bennett brought up Nazi Germany at a press conference in Washington where he demanded gun control. TONY BENNETT: It's the kind of turn that happened to the great country of Germany, when Nazis came over and created tragic things, and they had to be told off. And if we continue this kind of violence and accept it in our country, the rest of the world's going to really take care of us, in a very bad way. Video @ link
  • England to mandate dog microchips by 2016

    02/07/2013 4:13:27 AM PST · by glorgau · 9 replies
    Engadget ^ | Feb 7th, 2013 at 2:30 AM | Zach Honig
    Thinking about injecting an identification chip in your pooch? If you live in the southern part of the UK, you won't have a choice. Come 2016, English authorities will require all of the country's pups to have embedded microchips, so they can be returned to their owners if ever they run astray. The United Kingdom's Environment Department says some 60 percent of the country's 8 million dogs already have the tags, but beginning in three years, owners who don't spring for the device could be forced to pay fines of up to £500 (about $780). Cat microchipping will remain optional,...
  • Today's Toons 2/7/13

    02/07/2013 3:23:27 AM PST · by pookie18 · 14 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 2/7/13 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • The Virtual Inaugural Address

    02/06/2013 9:23:01 PM PST · by ottbmare · 4 replies
    Bill Whittle, the Virtual President ^ | 02-06-2013 | Bill Whittle
    The Virtual Inaugural AddressBill Whittle says what Obama should have said. This guy is good. Listen to him.
  • Best movie of the year (for conservatives)...'Here comes the Boom'!

    02/06/2013 4:26:11 PM PST · by RoosterRedux · 24 replies
    I rented "Here Comes the Boom" yesterday and have watched it 3 times so far. Great film, great message...a classic!
  • Police: Man Claiming To Be Obama Calls 4-Year-Old Girl A Hooker

    02/06/2013 1:41:26 PM PST · by LucianOfSamasota · 22 replies
    CBS Tampa Bay ^ | February 6, 2013 | Staff
    PORT RICHEY, Fla. (CBS Tampa) Ė A local woman who took her daughter and nephew to play in the park one evening got more than she bargained for when a man approached them and claimed to be President Barack Obama. The man proceeded to call the female child a prostitute during the incident, according to WFTS-TV. The victimís mother, 28-year-old Sharaya Smith, told the station that the attacker, Bienvenido Cintron, emerged from the bushes at Lake Lisa Park earlier this week and approached her and the two children. ďHe [said that he] was President Obama and he was here to...
  • Today's Toons 2/6/13

    02/06/2013 3:17:59 AM PST · by pookie18 · 17 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 2/6/13 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • 'Top Gear' host drives 'world's tiniest car' for our viewing pleasure

    02/05/2013 5:21:57 PM PST · by KevinDavis · 24 replies
    msnNow ^ | 02/05/2013
    Jeremy Clarkson, the oft-offensive co-host of the long-running BBC car show "Top Gear," has frequently sacrificed his bod and critical sphincter control for the show's various challenges and stunts. Here we see Clarkson behind the wheel of the "smallest car in the world," a fully street-legal vehicle allegedly designed by Clarkson himself. Apart from looking hilarious, there are a variety of downsides to piloting the world's tiniest car, which Clarkson discovers in quick succession.
  • Climate Scientists get Nobel Prize

    02/05/2013 2:55:35 PM PST · by RetiredTexasVet · 13 replies
    Retired Texas Vet
    Climate scientists, Drs. Mann, Jones and Hansen were nominated and approved for a Nobel Prize. The Drs. had written several manuscripts detailing climate change (aka global warming or new ice age depending on the time and rquirements). Wannabe self-proclaimed climate change expert Al Gore based his movie on the climate change trios manuscript. The Nobel prize science committee encountered several problems initially when trying to verify the data, models and results for the manuscripts. Their publisher, IPCC stated that they had no data, models or results for the committee to review even though it was commonly accepted that those items...
  • Today's Toons 2/5/13

    02/05/2013 4:33:27 AM PST · by pookie18 · 12 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 2/5/13 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • Superbowl Power Outage Republicans Fault

    02/04/2013 2:34:58 PM PST · by RetiredTexasVet · 21 replies
    RetiredTexasVet
    Steven Chu, the retiring Secretary of Energy, is blaming the power outage at the Superbowl on the Republicans. Steven Chu had arranged to have the Superbowl completely powered by solar panels as a final act of demonstrating the reliability and feasibility of solar power. To accomplish it, he had asked the Food Stamp President to request Congress to change the day/night ratio to 80% daylight versus 20% night to support the increased light requirements. The Republicans laughed off the request and the resultant unexpected darkness rendered the solar panels inoperable. The battery and generator backups proved to be up to...
  • Today's Toons 2/4/13

    02/04/2013 3:18:40 AM PST · by pookie18 · 19 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 2/4/13 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • Obama "The Shooter Guy" (Don't Photoshop Me Bro')

    02/03/2013 11:32:11 PM PST · by ThE_RiPpEr. · 19 replies
    This official White House photograph is being made available only for publication by news organizations and/or for personal use printing by the subject(s) of the photograph. The photograph may not be manipulated in any way and may not be used in commercial or political materials, advertisements, emails, products, promotions that in any way suggests approval or endorsement of the President, the First Family, or the White House."
  • Post some smiles people.

    02/03/2013 3:52:30 AM PST · by mylife · 59 replies
    mylife ^ | 2/3/13 | mylife
    Folks, I am a bit down, what with all the bad stuff going round... Everyday the MSN gives me a slog. So while we are chewing on the medias gristle, I suggest we give a whistle, and don't hang our heads like a dog. Always look on the bright side of lifePost up your funny stuff here folks.Wake someone up with a smile.
  • "Because Chuck Woolery Said So..."

    02/02/2013 11:24:01 PM PST · by ShadowPatriot · 4 replies
    Because Chuck Woolerly Said So A lot of us Freepers alread know about Intellectual Froglegs, and now Chuck Woolery has jumped on board! So without further delay, Here's the latest"Rulers & Peasants" http://youtu.be/Sbmee0K2cV8
  • Don't 'Shop me Bro - White House Warns: Don't Photoshop Obama Gun Pic

    02/02/2013 8:10:33 AM PST · by GraceG · 139 replies
    Breitbart ^ | 2/2/2013 | Breitbart
    The White House has released a picture purporting to show President Obama "skeet shooting" at Camp David. An activity he claims he does "all the time." The White House also warns all you mischievous internet types to not mess around with the picture: "This official White House photograph is being made available only for publication by news organizations and/or for personal use printing by the subject(s) of the photograph. The photograph may not be manipulated in any way and may not be used in commercial or political materials, advertisements, emails, products, promotions that in any way suggests approval or endorsement...
  • Groundhog Day 2013-Early Spring Predicted

    02/02/2013 5:25:46 AM PST · by Gefn · 33 replies
    ABC News ^ | Feb 2, 2013 | ABC News
    An early spring is on the way, according to groundhog "Punxsutawney Phil." When the Pennsylvania groundhog emerged from his dwelling at Gobbler's Knob Saturday morning, he did not see his shadow. "And so ye faithful, there is no shadow to see, an early Spring for you and me," proclaimed Bob Roberts, one of Phil's handlers.
  • Iran's monkey may not actually have made it back from space alive

    02/02/2013 2:31:25 AM PST · by Corporate Democrat · 22 replies
    The Verge ^ | Feb 1, 2013 | Adi Robertson
    After Iran released news that it had successfully launched and recovered a monkey from space, some have begun to question whether the launch went as well as reported ó and whether the monkey actually made it out. Earlier today, France24 andThe Independent both noticed that while the monkey seen in press shots had a prominent mole over one eye, there was no sign of it when the animal appeared later at a press conference. Iran also hasn't released shots of the craft itself after landing, a sharp contrast with the photos released from before the event. The above image from...
  • And now, on the lighter side...

    02/01/2013 6:46:55 PM PST · by SgtHooper · 50 replies
    Vanity ^ | 2/1/2013 | Sgthooper
    Years ago it was suggested that an apple a day kept the doctor away... But since most doctors are now Muslim, I've found that a bacon sandwich works best! Japanese scientists have now created a camera with such an immense shutter speed that it is now possible to take a photograph of a woman with her mouth closed. I hate all this terrorist business. I used to love the days when you could look at an unattended bag on a train or bus and think to yourself "I'm going to take that". Man in a hot air balloon is lost...
  • Katie Couric: Larry King Ďlungedí at me during our bad date

    02/01/2013 1:50:24 PM PST · by illiac · 74 replies
    New York Post ^ | 2/1/13 | Page Six New York Post
    To the shock of America, Katie Couric admitted she shared an intimate evening with Larry King. Yes, the bespectacled, suspender wearing, grandfatherly TV-news journalist who is 23 years Couricís senior. On last nightís ďJimmy Kimmel Live,Ē Couric recounted in striking detail about the Italian dinner date she went on with King 26 years ago in Washington, DC. After dinner, King drove them back to his apartment where he tried to put the moves on her. ďSo we sat there and what can I say, he lunged,Ē Couric said (to the delight/horror of everyone watching probably.)
  • Ski resort turns sewage into snow

    02/01/2013 1:00:36 PM PST · by illiac · 24 replies
    MSN Money ^ | 2/1/13 | Bruce Kennedy
    Unpredictable snowfall patterns and drought are prompting the multibillion-dollar industry to consider cost-effective alternatives. After a dismal start to the season for the second straight year, Colorado's ski resorts are finally getting the snow they depend on. Colorado Ski Country USA reported total skier visits at its 21 member resorts dropped 11.5% during the first period of the ski season, which ranges from opening day through New Year's Eve. The marketing research firm IBISWorld reports that while the economic recovery is expected to bring more people to the nation's slopes, climate change is straining operations at many resorts. When natural...
  • 8 Touchdown Dances for Other Situations

    02/01/2013 12:23:48 PM PST · by EveningStar · 2 replies
    CollegeHumor ^ | February 1, 2013 | Alex Watt
    (click link to view cartoons)
  • 'Evita' the grifter!

    02/01/2013 6:25:19 AM PST · by SMARTY · 10 replies
    Feb. 1, 2013 | Me
    Does any one want to start a contest to see how long it takes for Evita to find another government trough to jam her nose into.
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    02/01/2013 4:35:54 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 89 replies
    National Freedom Day When : Always February 1st National Freedom Day celebrates freedom from slavery, and recognizes that America is a symbol of freedom. National Freedom Day was established in 1948 to remind us that America stands for, and is a symbol of freedom for all people. The roots of this special day come directly from the end of slavery and the signing of the 13th amendment outlawing slavery. Celebrate this day by reflecting upon your own freedoms that you enjoy by being fortunate enough to be in America. Millions of people in the world are not free. Origin of...
  • Today's Toons 2/1/13

    02/01/2013 4:06:18 AM PST · by pookie18 · 14 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 2/1/13 | pookie18
    Click on link.
  • Amy's Place ... Poetry and Potpourri ... February, 2013

    01/31/2013 9:39:40 PM PST · by JustAmy · 477 replies
    2-1-2013 | JustAmy; St.Louie1; MamaBear; Billie; Meg33, Friends
    Welcome To.... 'Amy's Place' welcomes all poets and those who enjoy poetry.'Amy's Place' is more than just about poetry.Come in, relax, and share with fellow FReepersyour thoughts about any of the things on the *Menu*. Enjoy! :) Never Forget! Bad Penny Amy's personal guardian ~ the ever charming, lovable, huggable, LouieWolf Many thanks for stopping by. : )
  • Obama Announces New Statue of Liberty Sign

    01/31/2013 1:29:37 PM PST · by Doc Savage · 12 replies
    January 31, 2013 | Doc Savage
    Taking a cue from Project Veritas, President Obama today announced that he was personally authorizing via Executive Order a new sign to built at the base of the Statue of Liberty. The sign will be the world's largest LED screen and will be visible to maritime ships up to 100 miles away. President Obama said that it will have an important message for all nations of the world as it states, "Welcome to America,...A Nuclear Bomb Free Country!" The President reiterated that he wants the world to know that America has no nuclear arsenal and that we are completely helpless...
  • Dog sentenced to death in Tennessee because he is 'gay'

    01/31/2013 8:37:44 AM PST · by Responsibility2nd · 34 replies
    Daily Mail ^ | 01/31/2013 | By Daniel Miller
    Pitbull-type dog faces being put down today unless new owner is foundAbandoned after previous owner saw him mounting another male dogBut animal experts say this is a sign of dominance not sexuality While dogs are known to occasionally display homosexual behaviour, animal experts say a male dog mounting another male dog is not a sign of sexual orientation but rather a sign of dominance.The dog's fate has sparked a frantic appeal among animal lovers to find a new owner before it's too late. A†Facebook page has been set up with the message: 'Don't let this gorgeous dog die bc...
  • Today's Toons 1/31/13

    01/31/2013 4:23:39 AM PST · by pookie18 · 24 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 1/31/13 | pookie18
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  • Chain-Saw Shooting Sling Shot

    01/30/2013 5:12:46 PM PST · by llevrok · 3 replies
    YouTube ^ | 1/30/2013
    Can't find ammo? A long waiting list for guns? Don't let that slow you down, bunky!!!! Here is a chain-saw shooting sling shot from Jeorge Sprave Video at Link
  • Artist uses kittens to recreate classic album covers

    01/30/2013 3:39:57 PM PST · by boatbums · 21 replies
    Yahoo.com ^ | 01/30/2013 | Alfra Martini
    As a musician, a co-founder of a record label and a vintage poster dealer, New York-based artist Alfra Martini is a woman of many musical trades. But in her downtime, the cat owner uses kittens as her muse to recreate classic album covers, and the result is rather entertaining. She first came up with the idea for her website, The Kitten Covers, while she was at home sick in bed, looking at old, iconic album covers online with her cat. She noticed the graphic, exaggerated style of art in the album covers, and immediately had a vision of David Bowie...