Humor (General/Chat)
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When Jimmy Fallon abruptly canceled his last new Tonight Show episode before a two-week break last month due to an unexplained injury to his hand, details were sketchy at first. Well, last night, he returned to the show with his left hand in a cast and spent several minutes telling his audience exactly how close he came to losing his finger after he tripped and fell on a rug in his home and caught his wedding ring on the counter as he went down. Whatever you do, don’t Google “ring avulsion.” Watch video below, via NBC:
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Do think we should give drivers licenses to murderous drug lords? Yes I don't know. No
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"Sources" say this is how it all went down...
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Just brush kitty & use fur to make a kitty toupee.
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Not many people know this, but I am a stellar cook. I shall share my signature recipes today! TOSSED SALAD Fry up 3 lbs of bacon in a pan. Drain the grease, place on a plate. Place one leaf of iceberg lettuce on top. Serves one. CAESAR SALAD Fry up 3 lbs of bacon in a pan. Drain the grease, place on a plate. Place one leaf of iceberg lettuce on top. Mention that you think Ancient Rome is interesting. Serves one. LAZ'S COFFEE Fry up 3 lbs of bacon in a pan. Drain the grease, place on a plate....
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Johnny Depp may currently be playing his trade as the mischievous Jack Sparrow in the latest installment of the Pirates of the Caribbean series; Dead Men Tell No Tales, but he was more than happy to jump off set and visit sick children at a hospital in Queensland, Australia. Depp surprised kids at the Lady Cilento Hospital in Brisbane by turning up as the roguish pirate captain he made famous back in 2003, chatting to them and taking selfies. He is known to carry the costume around in case of impromptu visits.
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The Liberal politically correctness has gone far beyond being annoying and disgusting. They have made it puke inducing.Past time to take our country back! Twelve years ago, members of the Blue Collar Comedy troupe gave America some insight into what the new wave of “political correctness” could do to the entertainment industry. They were ahead of their time with this skit, since “political correctness” is an unfortunate reality these days. Without knowing the video’s age, it would seem to be in direct response to the Confederate flag being removed from the famous General Lee car from “Dukes of Hazard,” though...
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I am starting a petition today to ban the Democratic Party! The Dem. party was the party of slavery and resisted the civil rights movement! Every day that that the "party of slavery" and "Anti-Civil Rights" party exists is a painful reminder of decades of division, terror, injustice, and institutional racism that were forced on the United States of America. This party judged men and women based on the color of their skin and not the content of their character. Evil wins (#EvilWins) as long as this political party functions. Additionally, the democratic party logo, the donkey, is painful reminder...
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A lawyer from a prominent Atlanta law firm was arrested following an incident in which another woman accused her of hitting her car with coffee mug at a Buckhead intersection. Greenberg Traurig litigator Victoria Davis Lockard, 42, was arrested July 1 at her Buckhead home after the woman told police her car window was shattered by the mug. According to a police report, the July 1 incident appeared to be a road rage situation that escalated. Maura Gerke, 21, said she was leaving her job at the Terminus building in Buckhead when she honked her horn at a white Jaguar...
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I *can* write a blues tunes that isn't full of double-entendres. I...uh...just choose not to. FWIW, the implications of the song will probably fly over childrens' heads. Adolescents and adults, you're on your own. I write and publish my music under the nom-de-plume "Hopalong Ginsberg." This is to keep angry listeners from turning my real name into a nom-de-*BOOM*. For a free MP3 copy of "Eat It On Up," click here or here. 50% off today only!
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Random silliness anyone? I liked the story of Lot and his wife. On the day they were to leave Sodom and Gomorrah, Lot and his wife and children were leaving the house. Lots wife: “Lot, I can't believe that you offered up your beautiful daughters to those men to protect men we don't even know. What kind of a man are you to do such a thing? Now, after all the time wandering in the desert, you say we have to leave home here and move off into the wilderness again, I swear, I think I married the wrong...
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“I hate America. I hate all Americans!” Ariana Grande is but yet another twisted link in a growing chain of bitter ignorance and defiant decadence that is strangling our youth’s ability to discern our most basic blessings. If I may ask, Princess, what is so unbearably unfair about living in a nation that tolerates and graciously rewards ungrateful, spiteful, and spoiled Disney debutantes like yourself? Is your festering rage caused by the fact your seven-figure checks aren’t made on recyclable hemp paper or that you might actually have to sign them? Could it possibly emanate from the disturbing discovery your...
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The hubbub over the Charleston, S.C., church shooting has, somewhat inexplicably, ended in a 30-year-old TV show about two backwoods brothers jumping a Dodge Charger over innumerable rivers being cancelled. That’s right, “The Dukes of Hazzard” is now being pulled off of TV stations because of the Confederate flag on the roof of the car. If you didn’t see this coming, don’t worry — neither did most sane people. Jeff Foxworthy and Larry the Cable Guy are certainly pretty sane, but they’ve got the kind of wit that drives liberals insane. The two of them predicted what was going to...
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Comrades! On the heels of the removal of the offensive Confederate battle flag in South Carolina and elsewhere, let's take a closer look at South Carolina's offensive state flag as well - and at all the offensive flags in many other states that comprise the highly offensive United States...the corresponding states merge into one centralized homogeneous entity with the capital in Washington, DC. Our previous plan for the national flag may have to be revised accordingly:
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