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  • Today's Toons 11/20/15

    11/20/2015 1:26:41 AM PST · by pookie18 · 11 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 11/20/15 | pookie18
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  • The College Football Czar: Week 12

    11/19/2015 7:47:43 PM PST · by Daniel Clark · 7 replies
    The Shinbone: The Frontier of the Free Press ^ | November 19, 2015 | Daniel Clark
    The College Football Czar: Week 12 Week eleven in review: For those readers who are unsure about the chronology, last week's issue was published the night before Gary Pinkel announced his retirement due to his having been diagnosed with lymphoma. Had this been revealed a day sooner, the College Football Czar would have thought it distasteful to criticize the coach over the previous week's events. Nevertheless, Pinkel's unfortunate personal circumstance and his handling of the campus "hunger strike" are two separate issues. What the Czar wrote about the latter is accurate, and he retracts nothing. The number of undefeated teams...
  • New Liberal Rant:"Slam The Door".But What Party Has Been Slamming The Door On Us?

    11/19/2015 5:12:07 PM PST · by Cruz_West_Paul2016 · 5 replies
    We can't slam the door on illegal Syrian Men? Now who's slammed the door on Average, Middle Class Americans since 2009?, Another Obama/Pelosi Hypocrisy? Ever since Obama took office, we have been told to shut up, get out and had the door slammed on us when we needed help! "Obama-Care"? A perfect example of the middle class having the door slammed shut on then. You could make quite a list of things liberals have done to the middle class that would be in the category of having a door slammed in their faces.
  • GPS monitor ties rape suspect to stolen weapons cache, FBI says

    11/19/2015 1:00:23 PM PST · by DUMBGRUNT · 3 replies
    cbsnews ^ | 19 Nov 2015 | CRIMESIDER STAFF
    A GPS monitoring bracelet and DNA led to the arrest of a suspect in connection with the theft of 16 guns from a Massachusetts Army Reserve armory, the FBI announced Thursday. The theft was reported Sunday morning after someone gained access to the facility through a kitchen window, and then broke into the gun vault by climbing on top of it and cutting through several layers of metal and wood, according to the affidavit.
  • NEW VIDEO: Ted Cruz Throws Gauntlet To Obama. Like you've never seen him

    11/19/2015 6:38:14 AM PST · by StevenCrowder · 23 replies
    LouderWithCrowder.com ^ | 11/19/2015 | Steven Crowder
    This week, on Louder With Crowder, we welcome Senator Ted Cruz in an exclusive, full-length, unedited interview. Some transcript highlights below, but the video is worth a watch. This is Ted Cruz unbuttoned, uncensored, and like you’ve never seen him VIDEO AT LINK On his direct challenge to Obama’s attacks on him regarding Syrian refugees. "Yesterday he attacked me, said I was ‘un-American’, today he attacked me and said I was ‘offensive’. All because I’m saying what millions of Americans are saying across this country” "I think it is lunacy when this administration can’t vet them, has no idea who...
  • Today's Toons 11/19/15

    11/19/2015 3:27:49 AM PST · by pookie18 · 14 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 11/19/15 | pookie18
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  • Garrison Keillor to Retire

    11/18/2015 1:24:20 PM PST · by Cecily · 64 replies
    WCQS.org ^ | July 24, 2015 | Michelle Keenan
    In an recent interview with the Associated Press Garrison Keillor says he plans to step down as host of A Prairie Home Companion (APHC) after the 2015-2016 season. The 72 year old said, "I have a lot of other things that I want to do. I mean, nobody retires anymore. Writers never retire. But this is my last season. This tour this summer is the farewell tour."
  • Blacula Lives Matter Disrupts VampCon 2015

    11/18/2015 11:00:53 AM PST · by laotzu · 8 replies
    The Peoples Cube | 10/26/15 | Kilroy
    Barrow, AK - VampCon, an annual convention of the world's leading vampires, was disrupted today by activists from Blacula Lives Matter. Formed following the decapitation of Tara "True Blood" Thornton by Swedish vampire hunters outside of a St. Louis nightclub last April, Blacula Lives Matter often draws attention to black vampire slayings by interrupting accursed gatherings. Dracula: Prince of Darkness, dressed in a black Armani suit and silk cape, was concluding his lecture on professionalism and decorum when the activists began yelling from the audience. As he admonished younger vampires for wearing excessive glitter lotion and not only playing with,...
  • Why is People magazine’s ‘Sexiest Man Alive’ almost always white?

    11/18/2015 10:26:10 AM PST · by Responsibility2nd · 69 replies
    MSNBC ^ | 11/18/2015 | Adam Howard
    People magazine's pick for their annual "Sexiest Man Alive" cover story is ... another white guy. David Beckham, the 40-year-old retired soccer star, received the nod on Tuesday, making him the latest in a long line of white men so honored since the magazine started awarding the title 30 years ago. Denzel Washington is the only person of color to ever grace a "Sexiest Man Alive" cover, and that was 19 years ago. Meanwhile, four white actors (Richard Gere, George Clooney, Brad Pitt and Johnny Depp) have earned the distinction twice. ~snip~ "I'm not personally slighted by it, majorly because...
  • Vanity: Need artist to create cartoon

    11/18/2015 8:57:20 AM PST · by aimhigh · 8 replies
    vanity ^ | 11/18/2015 | aimhigh
    Create a cartoon showing Obama cutting a cake with a large knife. The cake is shaped like the USA. The knife has the word, "Refugees" on it. To Obama's side, there are knives with the words race, immigration, global warming, etc. The top caption over the cartoon should read, "Dividing America, one issue at a time."
  • The Case for Donald Trump - Part 1

    11/18/2015 8:43:10 AM PST · by Nacho Bidnith · 1 replies
    intellectual froglegs ^ | 10-30-15 | JoeDanMedia
    Conservative political commentary with a humorous presentation by a good ol' country boy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r73zEdvl7fQ
  • Dr. Kent Hovind Endorses Hillary Clinton for President

    11/18/2015 8:29:59 AM PST · by US Navy Vet · 54 replies
    You Tube ^ | Nov 17, 2015
    Dr. Kent Hovind Endorses Hillary Clinton for President
  • Today's Toons 11/18/15

    11/18/2015 4:05:00 AM PST · by pookie18 · 9 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 11/18/15 | pookie18
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  • The Craven Cry for ‘Civility’

    11/17/2015 11:27:39 AM PST · by DUMBGRUNT · 19 replies
    WSJ ^ | 16 Nov 2015 | WILLIAM MCGURN
    The Hesburgh letter recognized “the validity of protest” but made clear that any group that “substituted force for rational persuasion, be it violent or nonviolent,” would be given 15 minutes to meditate. Students who persisted would have their IDs confiscated and be “suspended from this community.” On cue, Yale President Peter Salovey calls for civility and has repeated Yale’s commitment to free expression. But at a moment when people thirst for a university president who will back up his words, Mr. Salovey, like so many others, apologizes. “We have failed you,” he told protestors. Indeed they have failed. Just not...
  • Post Islamic Stress Trauma with Apologetic Whitehouse Fatigue

    11/17/2015 7:40:45 AM PST · by xzins · 10 replies
    Vanity ^ | anonymous
    I am sorry that I have not been very responsive lately to your Emails. I have been somewhat under the weather since my doctors informed me that I have an acute case of Post Islamic Stress Trauma with Apologetic Whitehouse Fatigue (PIST-AWF). For those of you who do not know what that is; PIST-AWF is a newly defined disease that is found to be widespread and highly contagious. January, 2015 - Doctors at the CDC released a statement disclosing a new disease that has already infected over half of the United States and is anticipated to continue to spread. The...
  • Today's Toons 11/17/15

    11/17/2015 3:25:38 AM PST · by pookie18 · 10 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 11/17/15 | pookie18
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  • NFL Week 11 Live Thread

    11/17/2015 1:02:46 AM PST · by Bender2 · 86 replies
    ESPN ^ | ESPN
    WEEK 11 Nov. 19 Tennessee Titans at Jacksonville Jaguars 8:25 Nov. 22 Indianapolis Colts at Atlanta Falcons 1 St. Louis Rams at Baltimore Ravens 1 Washington Redskins at Carolina Panthers 1 Denver Broncos at Chicago Bears 1 Oakland Raiders at Detroit Lions 1 New York Jets at Houston Texans 1 Dallas Cowboys at Miami Dolphins 1 Green Bay Packers at Minnesota Vikings 1 Tampa Bay Buccaneers at Philadelphia Eagles 1 Cincinnati Bengals at Arizona Cardinals 4:05 San Francisco 49ers at Seattle Seahawks 4:25 Kansas City Chiefs at San Diego Chargers* 8:30 Nov. 23 Buffalo Bills at New England Patriots 8:30...
  • Jinx? Packers 0-3 since Mike Ditka wore Green Bay sweater in commercial

    11/16/2015 6:59:55 PM PST · by Bender2 · 26 replies
    ESPN ^ | Jeff Dickerson, ESPN Staff Writer
    Jinx? Packers 0-3 since Mike Ditka wore Green Bay sweater in commercial Jeff Dickerson, ESPN Staff Writer LAKE FOREST, Ill. -- At first, Chicago Bears fans were wondering why Mike Ditka would wear a Green Bay Packers sweater in a McDonald's commercial, but now Packers fans must be wondering if there's a jinx associated with the advertisement, as Green Bay is 0-3 since the spot first ran.
  • Obama Getting Ready to Take Strong Action After French Attacks

    11/16/2015 4:42:39 PM PST · by ChinaGotTheGoodsOnClinton · 89 replies
    In an effort to repair relations with France, Secretary of State John Kerry brought musician James Taylor to sing an acoustic version of “You’ve Got A Friend” for the people of that country after the Charlie Hebdo attack. What will he do now?
  • If Juan Williams Is On"The Five" This Evening, How Will He Explain The Horror In Paris.

    11/16/2015 1:51:11 PM PST · by Cruz_West_Paul2016 · 39 replies
    As it's almost time for "The Five" to air, and Juan is seated at the table, anyone want to guess what he will say about the Paris Attacks? For the last seven years we have had to put up so much BS coming from Juan as he has been trying to blame Bush and the GOP for all of Obama's screw-ups. So what will he have to say tonight? {well, thats if he is on the show}, but whether or not, who would Juan blame on the Paris Attack?