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  • Portland, Oregon travel video

    10/15/2018 1:58:39 PM PDT · by Typelouder · 11 replies
    Youtube ^ | #TedWheeler
    A hilarious video highlighting the vibrant, diverse population of Portland, Oregon
  • Hillary Clinton Releases DNA Test Results Proving She's Only Half Lizard Person (Satire?)

    10/15/2018 10:45:16 AM PDT · by Gamecock · 14 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | 10/15/2018
    WASHINGTON, D.C.—Shortly after Elizabeth Warren released a DNA test that may or may not show that she is 1/1024th Native American, failed presidential candidate and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton showed the results of a recent DNA test that conclusively proved she is only 50% Reptilian. The test, conducted by a renowned DNA expert, showed that only 50% of her blood comes from reptilian humanoids from space bent on destroying humanity. Many Washington insiders had claimed she was 100% reptile, but these claims are now known to be a hoax. "I'm happy to announce that I'm only half reptile,"...
  • French President Emmanuel Macron is 'too arrogant, too snappy' — says his WIFE Brigitte

    10/15/2018 6:27:07 AM PDT · by Olog-hai · 17 replies
    Daily Mail (UK) ^ | 04:19 EDT, 15 October 2018 | Charlotte Dean
    French President Emmanual Macron has been told that he is too arrogant by his own wife Brigitte, who claims she is fed up of his high-handed manner. Brigitte Macron has urged his inner circle to tell him the truth because she feels like she is the only person who risks telling him when he is being high-handed, reports Le Parisien newspaper. She reportedly confided in members of her entourage that President Macron is “too arrogant, too snappy”, and nobody dares tell him otherwise. This comes as a new book revealed Mrs.. Macron has allegedly vowed retribution to the person who...
  • Today's Toons 10/15/18

    10/15/2018 3:48:04 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 13 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 10/15/18 | pookie18
    Click on link
  • Quora query, Why do you and your religious principles support and defend President Trump?

    10/14/2018 5:57:16 PM PDT · by daniel1212 · 47 replies
    Free Republic | Sun, 10/14/18 | daniel1212
    Been working on a response for a Quora query, You are a devout Bible-fundamental Jesus believer. Or devout Catholic or Mormon. Why do you and your religious principles support and defend President Trump? Otherwise, why wouldn't you? I only worked on what the alternative to Trump would mean so far. Any suggestions for this? "Devout Bible-fundamental Jesus believer" best fits evangelicals, and even considering the alternative from that overall perspective should suffice for now, as illustrated by this (imperfect) analogy: You are at a port along with many other people, trying to continue on a long journey to get to...
  • CNN Finds Global Warming

    10/14/2018 1:47:22 PM PDT · by Stanwood_Dave · 23 replies ^ | 10/14/2018 | David Guadalupe
    Jim A-CO$T-A$$ finds proof of Global Warming.
  • Decision 2018: Mobs or Jobs

    10/14/2018 7:33:29 AM PDT · by ChinaGotTheGoodsOnClinton · 19 replies
    How about that for a slogan?
  • Ferrara Doesn't Care What You Think

    10/13/2018 8:29:11 PM PDT · by Pelham · 15 replies
    YouTube ^ | Nov 16, 2017 | AFBIC
    click here
  • Random Stupid Jokes

    10/13/2018 9:33:25 AM PDT · by Sarcasm Factory · 17 replies
    Nether Regions | 13 October 2018 | Glorious Self
    Yeah, all the recent news about leftists rising to the occasion with their witchcraft weirdness has provoked me into making up some totally stupid jokes that will lower your intelligence by a few points. You've been warned! Question: "What dark witchcraft do leftists use to torture basic arithmetic so that jacking up taxes by $32 trillion over the next ten years to pay for 'Medicare for All' will somehow 'save money'?" Answer: "A 'cackle-later'." Get it, huh? Huh? It works on two painful levels if you think about it! Hee-hee-hee! Question: "What's the difference between a leftist and a starved...
  • Honest Political Ads - Gil Fulbright for Senate (Funny!)

    10/13/2018 5:31:53 AM PDT · by grayboots · 6 replies
    Youtube ^ | 7/9/2014 | RepresentUS
    What would an honest politician actually sound like?
  • Who Did That?! | Guilty Dogs Video Compilation

    10/12/2018 10:14:24 AM PDT · by ThinkingBuddha · 10 replies
    The Pet Collective/Youtube ^ | 2017 | The Pet Collective
    WHO DID THAT? Most dogs have a hard time hiding their adorable guilty faces and these pups are no different! Watch as these dog owners catch their dogs red pawed
  • Today's Toons 10/12/18

    10/12/2018 1:24:18 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 22 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 10/12/18 | pookie18
    Click on link
  • Honest Politician (Funny Video)

    10/11/2018 10:34:09 PM PDT · by kingattax · 4 replies
    Twitter ^ | 10-11-18 | Larry the Cable Guy @GitRDoneLarry
    Must watch this Video. It's a very creative and funny political ad ! This was posted on Twitter by the real Larry the Cable Guy.
  • NFL Live Thread: Week 6

    10/11/2018 4:47:12 PM PDT · by Impy · 32 replies
    NFL LIVE THREAD Week 6 THURSDAY, OCT 11, 2018 (All Times Eastern) Philadelphia at N.Y. Giants 8:20 pm NFLN/FOX MetLife Stadium SUNDAY, OCT 14, 2018 Arizona at Minnesota 1:00 pm FOX U.S. Bank Stadium Carolina at Washington 1:00 pm FOX FedEx Field Chicago at Miami 1:00 pm FOX Hard Rock Stadium Indianapolis at N.Y. Jets 1:00 pm CBS MetLife Stadium Pittsburgh at Cincinnati 1:00 pm CBS Paul Brown Stadium Seattle "at" Oakland 1:00 pm FOX Wembley Stadium (London, UK) Buffalo at Houston 1:00 pm CBS NRG Stadium L.A. Chargers at Cleveland 1:00 pm CBS FirstEnergy Stadium Tampa Bay at Atlanta...

    10/11/2018 3:53:59 PM PDT · by EdnaMode · 28 replies
    Twitter ^ | October 11, 2018 | Steve Mudflap McGrew
  • Rick Stein Obituary

    10/11/2018 10:41:47 AM PDT · by ShadowAce · 17 replies ^ | 7 October 2018 | Greenville Country Club
    Wilmington - Rick Stein, 71, of Wilmington was reported missing and presumed dead on September 27, 2018 when investigators say the single-engine plane he was piloting, The Northrop, suddenly lost communication with air traffic control and disappeared over the Atlantic Ocean off the coast of Rehoboth Beach. Philadelphia police confirm Stein had been a patient at Thomas Jefferson University Hospital where he was being treated for a rare form of cancer. Hospital spokesman Walter Heisenberg says doctors from Stein's surgical team went to visit him on rounds when they discovered his room was empty. Security footage shows Stein leaving the...
  • Today's Toons 10/11/18

    10/11/2018 3:50:38 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 20 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 10/11/18 | pookie18
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  • Spelletjesavond (Game Night)

    10/11/2018 12:07:03 AM PDT · by Berlin_Freeper · 10 replies ^ | August 11, 2018 | Jan van Gorkum
    Synopsis: Liz meets the parents of her new boyfriend Pepijn during their regular game night, where Pepijn's mother Ingrid is calling the shots. What begins as an innocent game, quickly changes into a nightmare for Liz when she clashes with Ingrid, who's determined to win the game at all costs.
  • German Shepherd suddenly realizes he is at the vet.

    10/10/2018 7:56:14 AM PDT · by ThinkingBuddha · 27 replies
    xDBA3x/Youtube ^ | 9/10/2014 | xDBA3x
    Enzo is going to the vet for a check up. His family recently moved from a northern state to a southern state, his allergies did not appreciate that at all. But all is well with Enzo now!
  • Butch the Rooster

    10/10/2018 6:03:04 AM PDT · by sodpoodle · 3 replies
    email from a friend | 10/10/2018 | unknown
    Sarah was in the fertilized egg business. She had several hundred young pullets and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs. She kept records and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced. This took a lot of time, so she bought some tiny bells and attached them to her roosters. Each bell had a different tone, so she could tell from a distance which rooster was performing. Now, she could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report just by listening to the bells. Sarah's favorite rooster, old Butch, was a fine specimen but...