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  • Monday is National Empty Chair Day (Woo-Hoo!)

    09/02/2012 1:04:44 PM PDT · by PROCON · 71 replies
    michellemalkin.com ^ | Sep. 2, 2012 | Michelle Malkin
    What better way to commemorate the Labor Day holiday than to send a message to the AWOL campaign-in-chief — and support Clint Eastwood, to boot! Twitchy has the story of the latest Eastwood-inspired social media phenomenon. First, #eastwooding. Now: #EmptyChairDay. Tomorrow, Monday, is the day. Decorate yours any way you want it: Nobama stickers, Romney/Ryan yard signs, golf clubs, mom jeans, etc. Email/tweet us your best entries. My decoration’s going to be “We own this country!” sign, in tribute to Eastwood’s best line from his speech. Have fun! You know they’re going to call it racist, anyway. *** One Twitter...
  • Reaganite's Sunday Funnies

    09/02/2012 6:26:47 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 1 replies
    More at Reaganite Republican... _______________________________________________ Demwits
  • Democrats Decry Republicans Attempt to Make A Family Homeless

    08/31/2012 1:52:21 PM PDT · by mnehring · 21 replies
    Vanity Satire
    CNN Alert, Anderson Cooper interviewing Debbie Wasserman-Schultz about a celebration highlighting their desire to make a poor, African-American family homeless. Cooper is reporting that during the Republican National Convention, Mitt Romney has drawn up plans to evict a poor African-American family from their home. The family is said to live somewhere between Baltimore, Maryland and Richmond Virgina. Romney, coming on the heels of months of spending like a sober CEO on private jets and vanity commercials, is raising money to help evict this poor family. Almost in a braggart nature, Romney cited that fundraising to evict this family has increased...
  • FReeper Canteen ~ Fabulous FRiday ~ 31 August 2012

    08/30/2012 6:01:19 PM PDT · by beachn4fun · 82 replies
    August 30, 2012 | Canteen Crew
    FR CANTEEN MISSION STATEMENT Showing support and boosting the morale of our military and our allied military and the family members of the above.Honoring those who have served before. MUSIC NIGHTTo get you all in the moodfor the Saturday music threadFabulous FRiday presents 3 DOORS DOWN 3 Doors Down an American rock band from Escatawpa, Mississippi Formed in 1996 Drummer/vocalist Brad Arnold, guitarist Matt Roberts, and bassist Todd Harrell. Arnold eventually ended up acting as the group's singer because, as he puts it, "nobody else would do it, but I did and enjoyed it a lot." Arnold is also...
  • History’s Craziest Popes

    08/30/2012 10:00:19 AM PDT · by jacknhoo · 29 replies
    All That Is Interesting ^ | August 21, 2012 | Unknown
    Pope Formosus (891-896) While Formosus’ pontifical reign is noted more for its brevity than its breadth, it’s the absolute insanity that defined his afterlife that makes him one of the world’s craziest popes. A year following his death, the rather batty Pope Stephen VI ordered Formosus’ desiccated body to be exhumed and put on trial. Known as the Cadaver Synod, Formosus’ corpse was dressed in papal vestments and convicted accordingly.In the ruling, it was declared that Formosus was unworthy of the pontificate, and all acts and measures made under his papacy were declared null and void. Such was the case...
  • Chuck Norris

    08/28/2012 10:09:10 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 16 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | August 28, 2012 | Reaganite Republican
  • Wheel of Misfortune

    08/27/2012 2:23:19 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 1 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | August 27, 2012 | Reaganite Republican
       -h/t FB-
  • Spoof photos: VP Biden prepares for Sunday's stump speeches

    08/26/2012 5:45:57 AM PDT · by mlizzy · 19 replies
    Illinois Review ^ | 8-25-12 | Staff
    EXCLUSIVE VIA @PatrickMilsaps Twitter: Unidentified Biden aide snaps shot of Veep studying notes for tomorrow's speeches.
  • Reaganite's Sunday Funnies

    08/26/2012 1:02:06 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 1 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | August 24, 2012 | Reaganite Republican
    Best political humor from around the USA this week... More at Reaganite Republican _______________________________________________________________________  LMAObama  
  • Proof That We Have Become FAR Too Dependent on Computers

    08/25/2012 12:13:23 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 10 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | August 24, 2012 | Reaganite Republican
    Question: Are you male or female? To find out the answer, look down: -- -- -- -- -- -- ---- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- LOOK DOWN, not scroll down!!! __________________________________ h/t Speedunque   image: Tech Geek & More
  • BREAKING: Romney has issued an apology [Humor, Not Real]

    08/24/2012 7:38:46 PM PDT · by djone · 40 replies
    Apology. "It was wrong of me to point out how foreign and divorced from basic American values Obama is.".... "Sorry, I didn't mean to imply that dog-eating weirdo was from another country.".... “Romney owes Obama rent for living in his head. It appears we may have underestimated ole Mitt. He is simply toying with Obama, Democrats, and the media – and they don’t even know it.....Romney is saying — in so many words — I’m more truly and fundamentally American than Barack Obama. And the implication is: I want you to think about the ways that Obama hasn’t fully embraced...
  • Forever stamps and the coming Bankcapolypse

    08/24/2012 7:14:28 PM PDT · by ciceroqpublic · 17 replies
    Brad Morrison's Blog ^ | 8-24-12 | Brad Morrison
    <p>Anyone that has spent any time at all looking at the coming collapse of the insolvent banking system knows that we are on the edge of the final abyss. It has been ranted about, preached about, joked about and researched down to the smallest unit known to mankind. The banks are completely broke. They have purchased the unfettered support of the political class and as a result they have stripped the US of a good portion of its remaining wealth. So that's the picture as it stands in late August twenty twelve.</p>
  • Leno Mocks Obama Controlling Media: Jake Tapper Reads Question From Cue Cards President's Holding

    08/22/2012 6:29:56 PM PDT · by Kaslin · 20 replies
    NewsBusters.org ^ | August 22, 2012 | Noel Sheppard
    NewsBusters reported Tuesday Barack Obama is now telling reporters what questions to ask of him. NBC's Jay Leno must have seen this news for the Tonight Show aired a mock video of ABC's Jake Tapper reading a question at Monday's press conference from cue cards held by the President (video follows with transcribed highlights and commentary): Leno Mocks Obama Controlling Media: Jake Tapper Reads Question From Cue Cards President's Holding In the middle of his opening monologue, Leno asked, "Hey, have you heard this? There are accusations now that the White House has been feeding questions to reporters." "Again, see,...
  • Video: Crony Clean™, the spray that breaks down bureaucracy!

    08/21/2012 9:44:25 AM PDT · by wewillnotcomply
    How do we stop cronyism? By using Crony Clean™, the spray that breaks down bureaucracy! Watch this new video now!
  • Branco Cartoon (anti-Obama) – Flak and Change

    08/20/2012 11:51:59 AM PDT · by Lakeshark · 3 replies
    Legal Insurrection ^ | 8/20/12 | A.F. Braco
    Note: You may reprint this cartoon provided you link back to this source. To see more Legal Insurrection Branco cartoons, click here. Branco’s Facebook page is Freedom’s Battle .
  • Religious Diversity in the 2012 Presidential Election

    08/19/2012 1:17:36 PM PDT · by GOP Congress · 7 replies
    8/19/2012 | gopcongresss
    It's really, really good to have diversity of religious faiths represented by the main presidential race participants...
  • Reaganite's Sunday Funnies

    08/19/2012 3:22:49 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 5 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | August 19, 2012 | Reaganite Republican
    Best of political humor from around the US this week... iowntheworld   More at Reaganite Republican...
  • Electing a Criminal Like Romney Could Help You Make Money

    08/17/2012 5:34:34 PM PDT · by SJackson · 9 replies
    BernardGoldberg.com ^ | 8-17-12 | Arthur Louis
    Vice President Biden recently warned an audience in Virginia, many of them blacks,that if GOP candidate George Romney captures the White House,“he’s gonna put y’all back in chains.” I guess “y’all” is how they say it way down south in Scranton, PA, where Biden was born. This set me to thinking about the possible money-making opportunities that could arise from a Romney presidency. In my journalistic days, I wrote financial-advice columns for two publications, focusing on stock-market investing, so I am inclined to think that way. The Democratic party’s assault on Romney, in which he has been called a felon,...
  • FReeper Canteen ~ Fabulous FRiday ~ 17 August 2012

    08/16/2012 6:00:35 PM PDT · by beachn4fun · 102 replies
    August 16, 2012 | Canteen Crew
    FR CANTEEN MISSION STATEMENT Showing support and boosting the morale of our military and our allied military and the family members of the above.Honoring those who have served before. MUSIC NIGHTfor the Saturday music threadFabulous FRiday presents Gladys Knight Gladys Marie KnightBorn May 28, 1944In Atlanta, Georgia. She first achieved minor fame by winning Ted Mack's Original Amateur Hour TV show contest at the age of 7 in 1952. The following year, she, her brother Merald, sister Brenda, and cousins William and Elenor Guest formed a musical group called The Pips. Gladys Knight & the Pips joined the Motown...
  • Vanity - Caption this Picture of "Cornfield Obama"

    08/13/2012 4:10:09 PM PDT · by GraceG · 83 replies
    Caption this Photo
  • Reaganite's Sunday Funnies

    08/11/2012 9:44:04 PM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 1 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | August 12, 2012 | Reaganite Republican
    Best political humor from around the USA this week- (Baloo) _____________________________________ More at Reaganite Republican...
  • Liberals duped by The Onion attack Bachmann over 'reaction' to Sikh shooting

    08/08/2012 5:57:13 PM PDT · by smokingfrog · 18 replies
    examiner.com ^ | 7 Aug 2012 | Joe Newby
    The Onion is a well known parody site that posts fake headlines intended to amuse the reader. But liberals actually believed the site when it posted a headline proclaiming that Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN) said she was relieved that “not a single American died" in the tragic shooting at a Wisconsin Sikh temple, Twitchy reported Monday. "Unbelievable," tweeted Ana Luiza Farias. "What a cruel, evil thing to say!" another tweeted. "This saddens & disgusts me," said another. "Michele Bachman is one ignorant broad (sic)," another tweeted, while suggesting Bachmann be slapped. Others called Bachmann stupid, while at least one compared...
  • NEVER Humiliate Your Own Son!

    08/08/2012 1:39:51 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 9 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | August 8, 2012 | Reaganite Republican
    One day a 4th-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up: fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman, etc. However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied: 'My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes to music in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes -if the offer is really good- he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money.'  The teacher, obviously shaken...
  • Okay... You're Russian and you got this Canadian Marijuana Plantation... and you got 13 bears...

    08/07/2012 4:29:46 AM PDT · by moneyrunner · 27 replies
    The Virginian ^ | 8/7/2012 | Moneyrunner
    Okay... You're Russian and you got this Canadian Marijuana Plantation... and you got 13 bears... and they are, check it out, guarding it and then this Vietnamese pig....[check the link for the video]
  • The PRess RElease we all would like to see

    08/05/2012 1:06:47 PM PDT · by Kozy · 3 replies
    email | 08/05/2012 | unknown
    This is the press release we all would like to see. Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel Blasts Chick-fil-A With Compliment... CHICAGO (BHN) - Chicago mayor Rahm Emanuel inadvertently complimented the Chick-fil-A organization while explaining why he would join an alderman's effort to block the chain from opening a new restaurant inthat city. "Chick-fil-A's values are not Chicago values," Emanuel said Wednesday. "And if you're gonna be part of the Chicago community, you should reflect Chicago values." In response, Chick-fil-A released this statement: We consider Chicago mayor Rahm Emanuel's statement "Chick-fil-A'svalues are not Chicago values" to be one of the nicest compliments...
  • Reaganite's Sunday Funnies

    08/04/2012 10:35:45 PM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 7 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | August 5, 2012 | Reaganite Republican
    Best political humor from around the USA this week... Aftermath More at Reaganite Republican... Have a super weekend, Freeper patriots
  • The Return Of Yiddish Vaudeville

    08/04/2012 3:11:45 PM PDT · by nickcarraway · 6 replies
    The Jewish Week ^ | Thursday, August 2, 2012 | Ted Merwin
    Beginning in the fifteenth century in a valley in Normandy called the Vau de Vire, from which its name derives, vaudeville became one of the most popular forms of entertainment both in Western Europe and America. Jewish immigrants who flooded into New York from Eastern Europe encountered vaudeville and made it their own. Now two venerable institutions in New York, the Sholem Aleichem Memorial Foundation and the Congress for Yiddish Culture, are jointly sponsoring an evening of Yiddish vaudeville, "You Don't Have to Speak Yiddish to Understand the Truth." The benefit performance will take place next Wednesday evening at the...
  • The Obama Olympics

    08/04/2012 8:26:05 AM PDT · by tje · 8 replies
    Michael Berry ^ | July 31, 2012 | Michael Berry
    Local talk show host down here in Houston that's reaching a wider audience.. I found this funny and thought some here might enjoy it.
  • You Didn't WIN That!

    08/04/2012 4:15:56 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 9 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | August 4, 2012 | Reaganite Republican
    h/t Kirby
  • You Didn't WIN That!

    08/04/2012 4:15:48 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican
    Reaganite Republican ^ | August 4, 2012 | Reaganite Republican
    h/t Kirby
  • You Didn't WIN That!

    08/04/2012 4:15:33 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 2 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | August 4, 2012 | Reaganite Republican
    h/t Kirby
  • Telemarketing master! Funny....

    08/02/2012 2:00:42 PM PDT · by fabian · 17 replies
    YouTube ^ | 8/02/12 | fabian
    This is # 1 in a series of short instructional YouTubes on how to become a master salesperson. I know that many of us have chosen this field of work as the income can be quite good and it can be very enjoyable. So I am providing these as a public service to all conservatives, and yes, even you lefties who are here....to help you become all that you can be!
  • New Tim Hawkins Chick-Fil-A Song

    A New You Tube Chick-Fil-A song to share with fellow Freepers and friends.
  • Reaganite's Sunday Funnies

    07/29/2012 2:30:20 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 1 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | July 29, 2012 | Reaganite Republican
    More at Reaganite Republican
  • Was I really as stupid as you four years ago?

    07/28/2012 8:50:15 AM PDT · by moneyrunner · 14 replies
    The Virginian ^ | 7/27/2012 | Moneyrunner
    This video by Sunny is one of the funniest I have even seen. You must watch to the end for the punchline.
  • Top Ten Ways To Keep Women From Voting

    07/27/2012 12:57:11 PM PDT · by Guido2012 · 18 replies
    Set Our Children Free ^ | 7/25/12 | Tony Caruso
    It is clear that the easiest path to victory for Republicans this Fall would be to keep women from voting. Why? According the latest CBS New York Times poll, Romney leads by eight points among men, and Obama leads by five points among women, including a 2-to-1 edge among single women. That’s why I’ve compiled an easy-to-use, tongue-in-cheek, Top Ten Ways to Keep Women from Voting list, with apologies to David Letterman.
  • Obama Supporter Interviews Her 2008 Self

  • A Tale of Two Coyotes...

    07/25/2012 12:27:48 PM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 6 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | July 25, 2012 | Reaganite Republican
    CALIFORNIA The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks the Governor's dog, then bites the Governor. 1.The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie Bambi and then realizes he should stop because the coyote is only doing what is natural. 2.He calls animal control. Animal Control captures the coyote and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it. 3.He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases. 4. The Governor goes to hospital and...
  • Saw this on Craig's List today

    07/24/2012 10:29:47 AM PDT · by abishai · 12 replies
    Craig's List ^ | July 23, 2012
    Saw this ad as Craig's List today. This is NOT my ad. I guess it is some farmer trying to get rid of his manure spreader.
  • My Daughter

    07/22/2012 2:27:38 PM PDT · by EveningStar · 58 replies
    My daughter walked into the family living room last night and said, "Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, forget the college tuition, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out of the window; take my TV, iPhone, iPod, and my laptop. Please take any of my jewelry to the Salvation Army or Cash Converters. Then sell my car, take my front door key away from me, and throw me out of the house. Then disown me and never talk to me again. And don't forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to anyone that wants...
  • FReeper Canteen ~ Fabulous FRiday ~ 20 July 2012

    07/19/2012 7:44:08 PM PDT · by beachn4fun · 107 replies
    July 19,2012 | Canteen Crew
    FR CANTEEN MISSION STATEMENT Showing support and boosting the morale of our military and our allied military and the family members of the above.Honoring those who have served before. MUSIC NIGHTTo keep you all in the moodfor the music threadFabulous FRiday presentsJIMI HENDRIX Born Johnny Allen Hendrix on November 27, 1942in Seattle, Washington.He was one of five children. After initial success in Europe with his group The Jimi Hendrix Experience, Hendrix achieved fame in the United States following his 1967 performance at the Monterey Pop Festival. He is widely considered to be the greatest electric guitarist in music history...
  • Both Sides Now, Rewritten by Barack Obama (Humor)

    07/19/2012 7:37:17 PM PDT · by ExxonPatrolUs
    me | now | me
    Fair rules, fair shakes and fair shares, and contraception everywhere There is no need for class warfare, I've looked for votes that way But special interests block "The Won" they climate change on everyone So many things I would have done, but votes got in the way I've looked at votes from both sides now From up and down and still somehow The vote's conclusion is recalled I really don't count votes … at all Wall Street cash and solar deals, the dirty dancing way you feel Your every fairy tale come real, I've looked for votes that way But...
  • Reaganite's Sunday Funnies

    07/14/2012 10:40:11 PM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 3 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | July 15, 2012 | Reaganite Republican
    Best political humor from around the USA this week... More at Reaganite Republican _____________________________________________________________ LMAObama 
  • Sarah Palin: Condoleezza Rice would be ‘wonderful’

    07/13/2012 7:05:29 AM PDT · by fluorescence · 117 replies
    Politico ^ | 7/13/12 6:59 AM EDT | KEVIN ROBILLARD
    Former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, the last GOP running mate, predicted former Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice would make a “wonderful” vice president for Mitt Romney. “I think that Condoleezza Rice would be a wonderful vice president, and she certainly has much more experience than our sitting president does today,” Palin said Thursday night on Fox News’s “On the Record with Greta Van Susteren.”
  • MY OPUS

    07/12/2012 7:40:34 AM PDT · by Lazamataz · 114 replies
    July 12 2012 | By America
    Hi. I'm America. I've decided enough is enough. This is my opus. You know, I've been on this continent for about 236 years. I've had some really great moderators (George Washington, Ronald Reagan, Thomas Jefferson) and some really awful ones (Jimmy Carter, Lyndon Johnson, Woodrow Wilson). But I just cannot take the administration that is currently in power. This Obama, or as I like to call him, OTrauma.... he's killing me. He's killing me and he's doing it on purpose. At this rate, if he is given another term, I'm dead! Not that the opposition is much better. I saw...
  • 10 Ways Women Can Wreck Their Marriage.

    07/10/2012 1:03:01 AM PDT · by Kaslin · 187 replies
    Townhall.com ^ | July 10, 2012 | Doug Giles
    If some of you ladies want to know how you can suck the life out of your marriage and drive your good husband to insanity, or to the bar, or into the arms of another woman, or to a divorce attorney, or just shrivel him up into a conquered quail who inwardly loathes you as he dies a slow, emotionally tortuous death, well then . . . this is your lucky day. Here are 10 surefire principles that’ll make your husband more miserable than Donald Trump forced to watch Rosie river dance naked. 1. Nag your Husband. One way to...
  • Meanwhile at The Pearly Gates of Heaven...

    07/10/2012 9:31:42 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 8 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | July 10, 2012 | Reaganite Republican
    Saint Peter was guarding the Pearly Gates when two guys wearing hoodies approached. He peered cautiously out through the Gates and told them, "Uh, wait here- I'll be right back." Saint Peter then entered The Lord's chambers and described to him who was waiting at the entrance. 'Peter, how many times do I have to remind you not to pre-judge people who show up to enter Heaven?' said God. "We are all brothers and loved here." The saint let out a heavy sigh and returned to his post. Peter almost immediately returned to God's chambers and said, 'Well Lord,...
  • Anti-zombie Strongholds For Sale

    07/09/2012 3:34:13 PM PDT · by Old Sarge · 32 replies
    Yahoo.com ^ | 7/9/2012 | Yahoo
    So the rumor is that the Zombie Apocalypse may have arrived. Sure, the Centers for Disease Control denies it, but what does the CDC know? Just to be on the safe side, Realtor.com put together a list of prime zombie-defense real estate capable of putting those with an unquenchable thirst for human flesh at a distance from you and your family.
  • First Church of the Blessed Evaporator

    07/08/2012 4:05:29 PM PDT · by JoanVarga · 41 replies
    Primordial Slack ^ | 07/07/2012 | Joan Of Argghh!
    Thank God for air conditioning. I mean it. I'm not being casual about Whom to thank. I thank the everlasting Creator who imparted his universal wisdom into a series of inventions and ideas until a misguided therapy for malaria gave us the means to create ice. God bless! And then some Luddite, glacier-chopping Ice King quashed John Gorrie's idea in order to save his own fortunes, and we sweated for 50 more years. I hope Hell's thermostat got an upgrade of 50,000 extra degrees just for Mr. Tudor's arrival. Air Conditioning is a miracle of civilization but it's not a...
  • Reaganite's Sunday Funnies

    07/08/2012 2:04:12 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 1 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | July 8 , 2012 | Reaganite Republican
    Best of political humor from around the USA this week... More at Reaganite Republican... _________________________________________ It'sBigFurHat