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  • Jessica Simpson Should Be Ashamed

    03/22/2012 6:06:55 AM PDT · by CHRISTIAN DIARIST · 50 replies
    The Christian Diarist ^ | March 22, 2012 | JP
    I was standing in the checkout line yesterday at my local supermarket when I saw a very nude, very pregnant Jessica Simpson staring at me from the cover of the April issue of Elle magazine. She should be ashamed of herself. The 31-year-old songstress, actress and fashion designer is celebrating her impending motherhood for the whole world to see. But it is no cause for celebration when a baby is born out of wedlock – even to a rich and famous mom like Simpson. That’s not to suggest that Simpson should be punished with an Old Testament stoning (or be...
  • National Enquirer: Former Sen. Edwards Facing "Imminent" Indictment

    03/04/2010 2:54:57 PM PST · by TigerBait · 26 replies · 816+ views
    Newsmax ^ | yesterday
    Former Democratic Sen. John Edwards is facing “imminent” indictment relating to his use of campaign funds to cover up an extramarital affair during his 2008 presidential run, according to The National Enquirer. A grand jury has been investigating the North Carolinian's use of the funds since April, and the Enquirer quotes a friend of Edwards saying that, although the former candidate does not believe he did anything wrong, he is “terrified” that he will be made an example of in this case. And in a soap opera twist, Elizabeth Edwards may in fact testify against her estranged husband, The Hill...
  • Jessica Simpson Shoots Down Tiger Woods Rumors

    12/17/2009 2:00:49 PM PST · by libh8er · 29 replies · 1,155+ views
    People ^ | 12.17.09 | Michael Park
    A report that Jessica Simpson and Tiger Woods once flirted is a complete lie, the singer says. "Can't believe that I'm on the cover of star magazine with Tiger Woods, what a JOKE! 'The Shocking Inside Story' is (insert drumroll) A LIE!" Simpson, 29, Tweeted Wednesday. According to the Star magazine report, the two exchanged e-mails and phone numbers after clicking at the AT&T National Pro-Am golf tournament in Bethesda, Md., in July. Woods had been partnered with Tony Romo, who split with Simpson later that month. Kenny Chesney has shot down similar rumors of a flirtation with Simpson that...
  • Barry Questionable Answers

    12/01/2009 5:39:42 AM PST · by bloodmeridian · 473+ views
    Feed Your ADHD ^ | 11/30/2009 | Innominatus
    If Obama, Jessica Simpson, and Wolf Blitzer were contestants on Jeopardy! this is pretty much how the show would play out....
  • NBC: Obama Calls Singer Jessica Simpson Fat

    02/02/2009 12:25:57 AM PST · by chuck_the_tv_out · 192 replies · 54,803+ views
    Newsbusters ^ | February 2, 2009 - 02:45 | Warner Todd Huston
    Apparently, President Barack Obama thought that Jessica Simpson's weight was something he needed to make fun of during his pre-Super Bowl interview with Matt Lauer on NBC Sunday. Seriously. Obama called Jessica Simpson a fatty on national TV. Lauer displayed for the audience the cover of a recent issue of the tabloid entertainment magazine US Weekly that featured the President's wife and daughters and also had an insert photo pushing a story about singer Simpson. As he viewed the cover, Obama decided to smack the singer down for "losing a weight battle."
  • Meat and milk prices will rise to reflect environmental costs (global warming)

    The price of meat, milk and other British farm products will have to rise to reflect the environmental cost of producing them, a Government study has concluded.
  • Reports: Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo throw in the towel

    05/14/2008 10:01:55 AM PDT · by Perdogg · 31 replies · 113+ views
    NY Daily News ^ | Wednesday, May 14th 2008, 11:21 AM | By KORIN MILLER
    Sorry, Giants fans: According to new reports, Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo have punted their romance. Sources told TMZ.com that the couple, who have dated since November 2007, quietly called things quits. Romo was also overheard by an Us Weekly spy telling friends that he's single again. That same night, the mag says, Simpson went on a binge-drinking session with pals.
  • J. Simpson's Web routine gives Romo totally different type of film to study

    04/08/2008 9:51:04 AM PDT · by Perdogg · 18 replies · 68+ views
    Baltimoresun.com ^ | April 7, 2008
    Jessica Simpson apparently is working it to keep the magic in her relationship with Tony Romo. Star magazine reports that the singer and reality show veteran gives her Web cam a workout for the benefit of the Dallas Cowboys quarterback. When they're apart, she will be - to quote Tina Turner - his private dancer, and she "isn't shy about her body - or her dance moves," Star said.
  • NY Post plants fake Jessica (It worked, Romo stunk)

    01/14/2008 8:51:17 AM PST · by pissant · 37 replies · 70+ views
    Fox News ^ | 1/14/08 | jennifer
    IRVING, Texas - Jess win, baby! Even a fake Jessica Simpson was good enough to throw off the Dallas Cowboys yesterday, as Big Blue took a Giant step toward the Super Bowl. The Giants, who notched a stunning 21-17 victory over Dallas in the NFC Divisional Playoffs, had a good-luck charm in the stands - in the form of Simpson lookalike Lynsey Nordstrom. The real Simpson was the subject of great hand-wringing in Big D all week because of her budding romance with Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo and his habit of falling short on the field when gal pals are...
  • T.O. Tells Jessica Simpson to Back Off

    12/19/2007 1:08:05 PM PST · by SmithL · 66 replies · 183+ views
    AP via SFGate ^ | 12/19/7
    Irving, Texas (AP) -- Terrell Owens has a message for Jessica Simpson: Stay away. Simpson has become Public Enemy No. 1 among Dallas Cowboys fans because of a link being made between her appearance at Sunday's game and the poor performance of her new boyfriend, quarterback Tony Romo. "Right now, Jessica Simpson is not a fan favorite — in this locker room or in Texas Stadium," Owens said Wednesday. The Cowboys lost 10-6 to the Philadelphia Eagles and Romo had what was statistically the worst game of his career, all while Simpson sat in a luxury box wearing a pink...
  • Tony Romo Didn't Impress New Flame Jessica Simpson (Girlfriend NFL Blowout Alert)

    12/17/2007 6:01:29 PM PST · by goldstategop · 23 replies · 114+ views
    CBS ^ | 12/17/2007 | NA
    Tony Romo Didn't Impress New Flame Jessica Simpson NEW YORK (CBS) ― You could say that Jessica Simpson wasn't a good luck charm for Dallas Cowboy star Tony Romo. Simpson, Romo's new girlfriend, was sitting in a luxury box with Romo's parents rooting for her man while wearing a pink Dallas Cowboy's jersey with his number (#9) on it. Romo, whose ex- girlfriend is Carrie Underwood, played terribly in their final home game before the playoffs, a 10-6 loss to the Philadelphia Eagles. Romo was 13-of-36, for 214 yards, with a career-low passer rating of 22.2. Ironically, Romo's worst rating...
  • (Vanity) Political Limerick 11-09-2006

    11/09/2006 5:19:20 AM PST · by grey_whiskers · 111+ views
    grey_whiskers ^ | 11-09-2006 | grey_whiskers
    See for example this thread first. Jessica Simpson is a looker So why did she hire a hooker I call it "just great" that she hired a date when most any guy would've took her!
  • Our MTV Unplugged Poll: Which Show Was The Best? What Band or Person Performed?

    11/02/2006 11:04:38 PM PST · by mcg2000 · 21 replies · 947+ views
    Free Republic ^ | November 2, 2006 | Vanity
    We had an extended debate at the office today....what was the best "MTv Unplugged" performance? Me? Hands down....Alice in Chains! Before any reasons are discussed ..... I was curious as to anyone else's opinions or preferences on the topic?
  • Kerry's other target: Jessica Simpson

    11/02/2006 4:43:12 PM PST · by wouldntbprudent · 28 replies · 2,301+ views
    Boston.com ^ | Nov 2, 2006 | Carol Beggy & Mark Shanahan, Globe Staff
    If you think veterans groups are disgruntled with John Kerry, imagine how poor Jessica Simpson feels. Before the senator was trashing the troops, he was on the stump belittling everyone's favorite blonde bombshell. "Attacking Patrick Murphy for his [military] service is a little bit like Jessica Simpson attacking Albert Einstein's IQ," Kerry told an audience in Philly in defense of a Democratic House candidate there. We're not sure if Simpson was a Kerry supporter before, but she isn't now. Seems the senator's widely quoted comment didn't sit so well with the singer. "Obviously, it's stupid, and we don't agree with...
  • Reverend slams Simpsons: "Their breasts will sag and their faces will wither"

    09/19/2006 1:33:01 PM PDT · by LA Woman3 · 9 replies · 363+ views
    NineMSN ^ | 09/19/2006
    Adding to Jess's troubles is news that she and her sister Ashlee have been attacked by a Christian minister for using sex to sell their CDs. Although Jessica's and Ashlee's raunchy film clips and photo shoots are no sexier than the work of their pop peers, the Reverend Bob Harrington has singled the girls out for criticism because their father and manager, Joe, was once a Baptist preacher himself. "They don't represent American standards and certainly not Christian standards," fumes the Texan minister. "Their father has replaced his faith in the Lord with the love of money, which is the...
  • Jessica Simpson Loses Her Voice: Is This a Bad Thing?

    08/29/2006 9:06:58 PM PDT · by 60Gunner · 58 replies · 1,783+ views
    Comcast News ^ | 8/29/06 | 60Gunner
    Jessica Simpson has developed an illness affecting her vocal cords. As a result, she cannot sing. This comes just as Simpson was preparing to kick off the tour promoting her latest album, "A Public Affair." Simpson's publicist, Rob Shuter, stated that "She sounds a little off, but, you know, she can't sing." Well, yeah, but what has being sick done to her voice? I have heard Simpson's singing. I have even sat through the painful ordeal of watching her "A Public Affair" video on the Fan. I thought it was one of the most inane and vapid things I had...
  • Nick Lachey: King of Pain

    04/23/2006 11:14:16 AM PDT · by twippo · 9 replies · 422+ views
    Rolling Stone ^ | Apr 21, 2006 | ALLISON GLOCK
    ..... "I'll tell you how I knew my marriage was over," he continues flatly, tugging at his black T-shirt. "I was told." .... Before his wife's revelation, Lachey believed they were working through "a tough phase." Simpson had her own agenda, which may or may not have been orchestrated by her father, Joe, a man so displeased with his daughter's marriage to Lachey that he could barely smile at the wedding.....
  • ‘Idol’ producers pondered pink-slipping Paula

    03/25/2006 10:10:32 PM PST · by Panerai · 8 replies · 638+ views
    The Boston Herald ^ | 03/24/2006
    When last we left “American Idol” loopy lady Paula Abdul, she was blaming her fellow judge Simon Cowell for whispering silly things in her ear that made her appear dazed and confused. Apparently, the “American Idol” producers weren’t buying her explanation and were this close to firing the diminutive ditz earlier this month. “Paula was being very difficult,” an “Idol” source told US Weekly. “(She was) crying all the time and arriving late for meetings.” The set spy reported the show’s execs discussed dumping Abdul and replacing her with a fresher face. “(They) liked Jessica (Simpson) a lot,” the spy...
  • Jessica Simpson 'Loves the Heck' Out of Bush

    03/18/2006 3:36:24 PM PST · by KJC1 · 54 replies · 1,706+ views
    AP/AOL ^ | 3-17-06
    WASHINGTON (March 17) - Jessica Simpson loves President Bush. She's just not a big fan of Republican fundraisers. The Hollywood starlet and tabloid cover girl was in Congress on Thursday to lobby for Operation Smile, a nonprofit organization that provides reconstructive surgery to children with facial deformities. Everyone was asking, however, why she turned down an invitation to attend a Republican fundraiser with Washington's top star, the president. "We went back and forth, and we could never get the details worked out," said her father and manager, Joe Simpson. "When it became obvious that it was not just a state...
  • Simpson Blasts Bush Snub Story (Jessica, not Homer)

    03/18/2006 5:23:43 AM PST · by COUNTrecount · 27 replies · 3,655+ views
    IMDb.com ^ | Mar. 17, 2006
    Jessica Simpson has fired back at press reports she snubbed a meeting with President George W. Bush, insisting he ran out of time to sit down with her. Simpson insists she is not among the celebrities who are keen to attack the US President - and she's still hoping the pair can reschedule their meeting. Simpson was set to meet the leader Friday, during the pop star's visit to Capitol Hill in Washington DC, where she'll address congressmen about charity organization Operation Smile. She says, "I'm just so excited because the President asked for a special meeting. We're going to...
  • Jessica Simpson Snubs Bush

    03/15/2006 8:11:39 PM PST · by doesnt suffer fools gladly · 192 replies · 5,825+ views
    Jessica Simpson snubs Bush Wed Mar 15, 2006 10:50 PM ET By Steve Gorman LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Concerned about politicizing her favorite charity, singer-actress Jessica Simpson on Wednesday turned down a invitation to meet with U.S. President George W. Bush, a snub that left Republicans dismayed. The apparent final word that Simpson would be a no-show at a major Republican fund-raiser with Bush and congressional leaders on Thursday night came after a day of conflicting reports from her camp and organizers of the event. The blond star of the film "The Dukes of Hazzard" still plans to visit Washington...
  • In Hollywood, prenuptials cover earnings and urgings

    12/14/2005 5:36:36 AM PST · by Ellesu · 5 replies · 974+ views
    chron.com ^ | 12/14/05 | SANDY COHEN
    LOS ANGELES - No mother-in-law sleepovers. Only one football game per Sunday. Mandatory sexual positions. With celebrity marriages often shorter than Jessica Simpson's Daisy Dukes, the power of the prenuptial agreement cannot be denied. Simpson and soon-to-be-ex-husband Nick Lachey didn't have a "prenup" — he had more earning power than she did when they got married three years ago — so Simpson could have to part with half of the $30 million she earned last year. Other recent breakups include Valerie Bertinelli from Eddie Van Halen, and Christina Applegate from Jonathon Schaech. Prenups are the norm for most stars —...
  • Jessica Simpson Find of Nick's NASCAR Porn Party the Last Straw?

    11/27/2005 5:39:42 PM PST · by Panerai · 24 replies · 3,534+ views
    National Ledger ^ | 11/27/2005 | Jill Atkins
    The final straw in the Jessica Simpson, Nick Lachey separation may have been what took place in Florida just before the last NASCAR race of the season. Nick was in Miami to wave the starting flag at the Ford 400 NASCAR Nextel Cup, and reportedly spent some wild times with the boys that weekend. The Unhappy Couple People Magazine delivers the gossip: Lachey and fellow newly single pal A.J. DiScala hit Miami Beach nightclub Mansion at around 1 a.m. Saturday, unwittingly walking into a party hosted by Hustler publisher Larry Flynt and porn star Ron Jeremy. Once they realized they...
  • Jessica Simpson Reveals Split With Nick Lachey Was Over Saddam Hussein

    11/25/2005 4:30:38 PM PST · by iowamark · 46 replies · 5,393+ views
    http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/ ^ | 11/24/05 | by Ed E. Druckman
    (Los Angeles--CA) MTV's newlyweds for eternity couldn't make it past the shelf life of the average Twinkie. Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey revealed today, through their publicist Meredith O'Sullivan, that the breakup of their marriage was over Simpson's obsession with former Iraqi President Saddam Hussein. "The rumors that the parting was over Jessica's romance with Bam Margera are not true. It was another Jackass, Saddam Hussein," said O'Sullivan at a press conference held at the Beverly Wilshire hotel with both Lachey and Simpson present. Apparently, Simpson had become fixated on Saddam Hussein as she put it "ever since he crawled...
  • Nick Lachey & Jessica Simpson Announce Their Split (Hollywood Thanksgiving Alert)

    11/24/2005 10:16:13 AM PST · by Clintonfatigued · 44 replies · 3,187+ views
    E! ^ | November 23, 2005
    "After three years of marriage, and careful thought and consideration, we have decided to part ways," the couple said in a statement Wednesday. "This is the mutual decision of two people with an enormous amount of respect and admiration for each other. We hope that you respect our privacy during this difficult time."
  • Drudge-Developing:JESSICA SIMPSON AND NICK LACHEY SPLIT, ...NBCNEWS CUTS STAFF ON EVE OF HOLIDAY

    11/23/2005 7:24:23 PM PST · by Keith in Iowa · 50 replies · 2,032+ views
    Drudge ^ | 11/23/2005 | Moi
    IT'S OFFICIAL: US WEEKLY MAG TO CLAIM JESSICA SIMPSON AND NICK LACHEY SPLIT, SAY REPS... DEVELOPING...FLASH: NBCNEWS CUTS STAFF ON EVE OF HOLIDAY: LAYOFFS EARLIER IN WEEK, SAYS SOURCE. AT LEAST 15 STAFFERS CUT FROM 'DATELINE', CUTS REACHED CNBC FOREIGN BUREAUS... DEVELOPING...
  • Dukes Of Hazzard: Roaringly Right (A Conservative Gives A Thumbs Up To The Movie Remake Alert)

    08/17/2005 9:48:29 PM PDT · by goldstategop · 90 replies · 2,150+ views
    Townhall.com ^ | 08/18/05 | Mary Katherine Ham
    I was prepared to really hate this movie. But I didn’t. I was ready to leave the theater with a big, cornbread-flavored chip on my shoulder, huffing about unfair representations of white Southerners. Instead, I left a little homesick. I was prepared to be saddened by what I was sure would be a blight on the good name of the Dukes of Hazzard County. Instead, I found myself once again marveling at the Hemi-charged flight of the General Lee. Perhaps it’s because my expectations were so low that I was able to enjoy this movie, but I think it was...
  • Jessica & Ashley Simpson Used to Wear Bikinis to Church (Laura Ingraham Flip Flop Culture Alert)

    08/16/2005 10:49:42 AM PDT · by gopwinsin04 · 112 replies · 4,967+ views
    Sisters Jessica and Ashlee Simpson got into trouble when they were younger-- for wearing skimpy bikinis to church.While other churchgoers were decked out in their Sunday best, the singing siblings--whose father Joe used to be pastor--showed up in swimsuits and tiny shorts.Joe is quoted by MSNBC.com's The Scoop as saying, 'When we were in church my daughters wore bikins and short shorts.' 'People in the church got mad at me for it then, but we believe what is in the heart is more important than what is in the outside.'
  • Dukes of Hazzard: A Bikini Top and Cutoffs Makes Hollywood "Wicked Pleased"

    08/05/2005 6:54:26 PM PDT · by HallowThisGround · 17 replies · 1,499+ views
    Opinion Times ^ | 8/5/05 | Jim Pfaff
    Well stated review of the new 'Dukes of Hazzard' movie by the Denver Post:Once upon a time, the Box Office Fairy sewed together a form-fitting pair of denim cutoffs. No one knows if the Box Office Fairy is good or evil; she merely casts her spells and lets the market sort out the details, sordid or sublime. Hollywood mortals discovered the denim shorts and asked Jessica Simpson to try them on. They were wicked pleased with what they saw, and commissioned a script. Two bikinis, a halter top and assorted pairs of 4-inch heels later, we have "The Dukes of...
  • Worst Movie Of The Year (Debbie Schlussel Gives 2005 Dukes Of Hazzard The Razzies Alert)

    08/02/2005 7:16:52 AM PDT · by goldstategop · 17 replies · 773+ views
    Debbie Schlussel.com ^ | 08/02/05 | Debbie Schlussel
    Dukes of Hazzard. Horrid. Like being forced to watch "Hee Haw" for four hours straight. Save your money. If you are seeing it for Jessica Simpson, watch her video. She spends less time in the movie than in that--for good reason. Worst actress: Jessica Simpson. I guarantee this movie wins the 2005 Razzie and so does she. More proof that some things from the 70s should never make a comeback.
  • It's Jessica's birthday, she can cry if she wants to (Jessica Simpson's marriage in trouble?)

    07/14/2005 9:03:41 PM PDT · by Nascardude · 8 replies · 804+ views
    The Bosh ^ | July 13, 2005 | Kate Lanham
    Even before the E! website falsely reported that Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson had filed for divorce, the "Newlyweds" were on damage control about the status of their relationship. And despite the fact that they constantly try to assure the public that their marriage is solid, those who witness them together always seem to say otherwise. An attendee at Jessica's 25th birthday party last week told the New York Daily News about the couple's interactions with each other - "Nick and Jessica weren't even speaking. In fact, they didn't even arrive together - he met her there. Then, when she...
  • 'Crazy Cooter' says profanity, sexual content in new 'Dukes' movie makes a mockery of TV show

    07/14/2005 5:40:32 AM PDT · by Theodore R. · 43 replies · 3,929+ views
    Lubbock, TX, Avalanche-Journal ^ | 07-14-05 | Gross, Doug (AP)
    'Crazy Cooter' says profanity, sexual content in new 'Dukes' movie makes a mockery of TV show DOUG GROSS Associated Press Writer ATLANTA — If television's "Crazy Cooter" has his way, fans of the "Dukes of Hazzard" may be speeding away from a new movie version of the cornpone classic faster than the Duke boys running from Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane. Ben Jones, a former Georgia congressman who played the wisecracking mechanic on the popular series from 1979-85, said profanity and sexual content in the film make a mockery of the family friendly show. "Basically, they trashed our show," said Jones,...
  • A TCS Christmas Carol

    12/23/2004 10:20:33 AM PST · by macbee · 4 replies · 411+ views
    TCS ^ | 12/23/04 | Douglas Kern
    It's Christmas time, and that means it's time to enjoy A Christmas Carol, Charles Dickens' melancholy tale of a productive businessman who gets worked over by three meddling supernatural social workers one Christmas Eve, transforming him into a simpering socialist. It's almost as sad as Star Wars, really. A Christmas Carol had someone other than that crypto-commie Dickens written it. So, for your holiday enjoyment, I submit these re-imaginings of A Christmas Carol, as other authors might have depicted it:
  • Newlyweds Nick & Jessica (Vanity)

    12/14/2004 10:59:21 PM PST · by goldstategop · 83 replies · 1,889+ views
    11/15/04 | goldstategop
    Newlyweds reality TV for the heterosexual crowd?
  • (Jessica) Simpson's wardrobe checked by NFL

    09/09/2004 9:18:19 AM PDT · by Bobby Chang · 52 replies · 9,234+ views
    MSN / Fox Sports ^ | September 8, 2004 | AP
    FOXBORO, Mass. (AP) - The NFL has learned its lesson from the Super Bowl "wardrobe malfunction." In order to avoid a repeat of the crotch-grabbing, breast-baring halftime show from Houston, the league is tightly controlling the concert that will be broadcast before Thursday night's season opener. The league picked the acts, which include Elton John, Lenny Kravitz and Destiny's Child. They'll be performing from Gillette Stadium, where the New England Patriots will play the Indianapolis Colts. There will also be a 10-second delay on the broadcast to give the NFL and ABC a chance to pull the plug on anything...
  • Ashlee Simpson Out of the Shadow

    07/26/2004 7:32:20 AM PDT · by Starman23 · 450+ views
    Femalefirst ^ | 26 07 04
    Ashlee Simpson starts the journey to emerge from out of the shadows cast by her elder sibling. Jessica. Jessica Simpson's has a hit reality TV show, multimillion-selling recording career an almost over marketed persona but now younger sister Ashlee releases her rock album "Autobiography." The album looks set to top the U.S. pop albums chart when sales data are issued later this week
  • Nurses won't Carry-On!

    05/12/2004 8:34:26 AM PDT · by presidio9 · 124 replies · 1,052+ views
    This is London ^ | 12 May 2004
    Nursing leaders today distanced themselves from saucy pictures of a scantily-clad "nurse" advertising lingerie. Model Luci Victoria, the new face of Ann Summers, was pictured wearing a white nurse uniform, with bright red underwear peaking out. Look here too! • Shop for lingerie here! Ann Summers is offering nurses a 25% discount on all its products tomorrow to mark International Nursing Day. But the Royal College of Nursing was not impressed with the pictures, likening them to the stereotyped image of nurses in the Carry On films. A spokeswoman said: "This Carry On image is out of touch with the...
  • Jessica Simpson Makes A Ditzy Comment at the White House (humor break)

    03/17/2004 1:23:42 PM PST · by threat matrix · 163 replies · 1,121+ views
    ABC News ^ | March 16, 2003 | wire report
    On her reality show 'The Newlyweds' singer Jessica Simpson plays a ditz, but apparently it isn't all just an act. Simpson visited the White House on Sunday.During her visit she met Interior Secretary Gale Norton.She reportedly told Norton, 'You've done a nice job decorating the White House.'Simpson has previously had other gaffes including thinking buffalo wings were made from buffalo meat and thinking Chicken of the Sea tuna was made from real chickens.
  • Nick Lachey Likely To Start Kissing Jessica Simpson's Tummy More

    01/15/2004 1:42:23 PM PST · by MegaSilver · 3 replies · 744+ views
    MTV.com ^ | 14 January 2004
    No, Jessica Simpson's not pregnant, but Nick Lachey is likely to start kissing his wife's tummy a little more in the new year. That's thanks to the pop starlet's new belly-button fragrance, made from pheromones, aromatic chemical compounds naturally emitted by humans that can act as an aphrodisiac. The perfume is part of D'lish Fragrance Inc.'s upcoming Dessert, a body-care line Simpson helped create. Due in Sephora stores nationwide in April, the line will also feature whipped body cream, chocolate body gloss, powdered sugar body shimmer, lip-plumping fragrance, bath bubbles, and hair and body treatments. All of the items are...