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  • A Little Fun, John Kerry Haikus

    10/19/2004 8:59:48 PM PDT · by abn11b · 73 replies · 1,660+ views
    20 OCT 04 | abn11b
    Can you think of any? I was sitting here burping the baby and listening to the drone of Kerry's voice when it occurred to me! Three Lines 5 syllables-7 syllables-5 syllables
  • Drawing freep fire again.

    10/14/2004 7:16:27 PM PDT · by Brainhose · 35 replies · 492+ views
    Lake Victoria | Today | Brainhose
    I think I've figured out what "ping" means, (related to the DOS prompt)? I would like to know what BUMP means and some of the others. I fully expect to be flamed on this question.
  • W Ketchup

    09/20/2004 1:46:53 AM PDT · by hawkiye · 29 replies · 737+ views
    You don’t support Democrats. Why should your ketchup? W Ketchup™ is made in America, from ingredients grown in the USA. A portion of every sale is donated to the Freedom Alliance Scholarship Fund, which provides scholarships for the children of active duty service members killed in the line of duty. W Ketchup is America’s Ketchup™
  • Heinz Kerry Hears How War Has Impacted Military Families

    09/30/2004 2:45:26 PM PDT · by Former Military Chick · 5 replies · 352+ views
    San Diego Union-Tribune ^ | September 29, 2004 | John Marelius
    Teresa Heinz Kerry visited a Point Loma bakery yesterday to hear stories about the impact of the war in Iraq on military family life. The wife of Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry was in San Diego to headline a Democratic Party fund-raising dinner Monday night. Yesterday morning, she sipped a cup of tea at Con Pane Rustic Breads & Cafe and commiserated with several "military moms" around the table about the disruptions of unexpectedly long deployments. Kathy Frasca said she wound up essentially raising her 3-year-old granddaughter when her daughter Emily, a 30-year-old Army Reservist, was sent overseas for more...
  • Witching Hour! Time for Naomi Wehrwolf!

    09/25/2004 8:52:56 PM PDT · by Shortwave · 10 replies · 629+ views
    Now that I have your attention....It's late, and one last post. I came across this article tonight. It's an absolute puker! This could be the most scarry look into the female liberal mind, and what actually goes on in there! Here's the link: http://www.newyorkmetro.com/nymetro/news/columns/thesexes/9911/ On a completely seperate note, Naomi Wolf has been officialy named Naomi Fox around my house. Too bad she's on the dark side!
  • Submitted With Relish

    09/23/2004 5:02:53 AM PDT · by cinives · 26 replies · 714+ views
    Opinion Journal ^ | 9/22/04 | James Taranto
    Submitted With Relish The H.J. Heinz Co. has announced its "Say Something Ketchuppy II" contest: Sometimes our label gets tired of saying "Tomato Ketchup" all of the time. We received a huge response from our first talking label contest, and now our ketchup is begging for more of your ideas. So make a joke about french fries or have some fun at the expense of mustard. Once again it is time to send your funny phrase (8 words or less, please) and the best ones will be featured on our front label in stores across the country. Earlier winners include...
  • DFU SONG: Got to Get a Message to You (Heinz-Kerry first lady??? shove it...idiots...scumbags)

    09/20/2004 2:52:10 PM PDT · by doug from upland · 9 replies · 493+ views
    DFU SONGS | 9-2004 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland
    MIDI - GOT TO GET A MESSAGE TO YOU A loony woman's running around And she's been saying things that are very profound Our first lady she's wanting to be I'm afraid that's something I do not want to see She has got a special message for you Just shove it...just shove it You are scumbags and idiots, too Just shove it...just shove it Would she be as bad as Hillary I can't wait to hear her shout out you're an FJB! Condescension that she has is rare With her traitorous husband they make quite a pair She has...
  • What Might John Edwards Do After Nov. 2nd?

    09/17/2004 8:37:09 PM PDT · by grassboots.org · 4 replies · 181+ views
    How did this politically incorrect bottle of Catsup get into my fridge? This mocks those poor little homeless men who spend their Sunday mornings on street corners everywhere pretending to work for food. This reminds me of a certain VP candidate. Big Harry Ketchup! what will they think of next. http://www.grassboots.org
  • Wacky Wedding

    09/16/2004 6:15:28 PM PDT · by Young Werther · 304+ views
    Lifetime-Television for Women ^ | Sept 16, 20054 | Self
    Wedding Videos Revealed September 16 at 11 pm et/pt A couple getting hitched inside coffins, bees attacking the wedding party, a dog ring bearer...and that's just the beginning! Witness the most outrageous weddings ever (bloopers and all) caught on camera! Hosted by comedian Debi Gutierrez. Tune in on Thursday, September 16 at 11 pm et/pt.
  • Bush Country Ketchup

    If you open up your refrigerator a see a bottle of Heinz Ketchup; here is a link that will give you a lable you can print out and put over the Heinz label. It will be great for all of those Labor Day picnics. Please pass it on. http://bushcountryketchup.com/sitebuilder/images/newcover2-415x332.png
  • Kerry Campaign Response: Swift Boat Vets for Bush Ad Fact Check - 'Medals'

    08/31/2004 1:16:28 PM PDT · by Oldeconomybuyer · 116 replies · 3,763+ views
    Kerry-Edwards 2004 via US Newswire ^ | 8-31.04 | John F. Kerry Campaign Staff
    Kerry: Swift Boat Vets for Bush Ad Fact Check - 'Medals'8/31/2004 3:12:00 PM To: National Desk, Political Reporter Contact: Chad Clanton or Phil Singer, 202-464-2800, both of Kerry-Edwards 2004WASHINGTON, Aug. 31 /U.S. Newswire/ -- Following is a release of Kerry-Edwards 2004:"Let's take this garbage off the air. Let's get on to address the future of the American people and all that rests on this country. All George Bush has to offer is fear and smear," said former Georgia Senator Max Cleland.FACT CHECKAD TITLE: "Medals"DATE: 8/30/04PAID FOR BY: Bob Perry, Harlan Crow and Other Texas Friends of GeorgeBush, Karl Rove &...
  • Hienz Co has abandoned America

    08/30/2004 4:17:12 PM PDT · by truthfinder9 · 5 replies · 716+ views
    Hienz Co has abandoned America by shipping its factories overseas, so abandon Hienz by buying American made Ketchup... http://www.wketchup.com/
  • VVAW leader meets Communists to discuss tactics in the US anti-war movement. Kerry's group

    08/30/2004 4:53:45 AM PDT · by stockpirate · 8 replies · 3,369+ views
    FBI files indicate that VVAW leader Al Hubbard reported to the VVAW Executive Committee meeting upon returning from Paris the following, “Hubbard indicated that VVAW as an organization had received commitments of support from Leftists throughout the world. He indicated that following the conference he had private discussions with individuals from Laos and Cambodia, the primary topic discussed were tactics in the United States anti-war movement. In his opinion these discussions turned out to be the most important part of the conference for him. He said that during these talks he was able to confirm the fact that a seven...
  • Kerry stated he was referring to other Vietnam vets and not the Swift Boat Vets, than isn't it true!

    08/30/2004 4:27:19 AM PDT · by stockpirate · 15 replies · 1,530+ views
    Vanity | August 30, 2004 | Stockpirate
    Recently I have read that John Kerry has told the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth that he was not referring to them in his senate speech in 1971, but to all the other Vietnam War veterans. Well, we should apply the same standard to this that Kerry and his news pals have used, that is; That Kerry did not serve in their tent, unit, team, foxhole, aircraft, patrol unit, or squad so therefore he cannot know what these men were doing or not doing. Therefore, because by his own admission that by these standards the SBVT could not have known...
  • John Kerry's China Connection

    08/29/2004 4:14:35 PM PDT · by Shamrock-DW · 9 replies · 857+ views
    One more brick in the Kerry wall...... http://teamhouse.tni.net/Misc/Kerry/ChungKerry.htm
  • Nov. 3, 2004: Vietnam vets - finally, you heroes have come home

    08/25/2004 1:51:55 PM PDT · by doug from upland · 78 replies · 2,660+ views
    Doug from Upland | 8-25-04 | Doug from Upland
    Nov. 3, 2004: Vietnam vets - finally, you heroes have come home You were spit on. You were called war criminals. You were called baby killers. You served your country and came home to abuse and to be shunned by your countrymen. Many never came home at all. There were lost limbs, broken lives, broken families, alcoholism, drugs, homelessness, despair, and even suicide. You could not understand why you were so hated. There was no parade welcoming you home. There was nobody to offer you their seat on a full airplane. There was no one wanting to shake your hand...
  • Food Companies Offering 'W' Ketchup

    08/29/2004 9:13:48 AM PDT · by EveningStar · 14 replies · 744+ views
    AP via Yahoo ^ | August 28, 2004
    PITTSBURGH - Two upstart ketchup companies are offering an alternative to consumers who want condiments with a GOP flavor. Sellers of W Ketchup and Bush Country Ketchup say their products are a fun way for the Republican faithful to dress up their freedom fries without using a product labeled by the H.J. Heinz Co., a Pittsburgh firm that sells 660 million bottles of ketchup every year. Teresa Heinz Kerry is the wife of Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry (news - web sites). Although Heinz Kerry gained much of her $500 million portfolio through her Heinz inheritance, she does not serve...
  • Freeper Says she's sorry to Vietnam Vets. Many who believed Kerry and VVAW lies, now are crying.

    08/29/2004 4:44:09 AM PDT · by stockpirate · 283 replies · 6,411+ views
    Free Republic | 8/27/2004 | Freeper
    To: stockpirate I am not sure this is the proper place to put this...but here goes... To All The Vets of Viet Nam, I was born in 1955, a baby boomer...into an alcoholic and abusive family. I was 14 years old when Woodstock rocked this nation. I remember standing in front of a 12" black and white set watching it unfold on the 6 o'clock news. I also remember my father using the term..".long haired hippie pukes" and being totally disgusted with the whole mess. Being 14 with a father who like to use his fists..I naturally rejected anything he...
  • Kerry caught, in yet another lie, in his 1971 testimony!

    08/28/2004 3:32:01 PM PDT · by 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub · 124 replies · 4,234+ views
    "...I can cite many, many instances, sir, as in combat when these men refused to fight with us, when they shot with their guns over tin this area like this and their heads turned facing the other way. When we were taken under fire we Americans, supposedly fighting with them, and pinned down in a ditch, and I was in the Navy and this was pretty unconventional, but when we were pinned down in a ditch recovering bodies or something and they refused to come in and help us, point blank refused. I don't believe they want to fight, sir..."
  • THREAT AS YELLOW - John Kerry's VVAW coordinating with the NV when US forces are being ATTACKED!

    08/27/2004 3:25:27 PM PDT · by stockpirate · 38 replies · 5,933+ views
    Go to page 21 read to 25 "[redacted] that on April four, one nie seven two, a representive of the North Vietanese Government at the Paris Peace talks telephoned the 'movement' in the United States to be ready to take action, presumably demostrations, to counter expected escalation of bombing by American air forces in South Vietnam as a result of the increased military action of North Vietnamese forces in Quang Tri Province, South Vietnam.