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  • DFU SONG: Cabaret (Kerry and his cash cow)

    03/10/2004 11:15:06 PM PST · by doug from upland · 3 replies · 153+ views
    DFU SONG PARODIES | 3-2004 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland
    http://www.harari.net/reposts.html MIDI - CABARET Kerry got money to make his big run...others have asked him "How?" "It's very simple," he will say..."Marry your own cash cow" If she has money, of course, she's his type...he'd take a nag from NOW "It's very simple," he will say..."Marry your own cash cow" Mortgage her house...oh, what a louse When she is gone and she's not looking With an intern he is cooking There's nothing he will not do to succeed...he'll do it and take a bow "It's very simple," he will say..."Marry your own cash cow" Mortgage her house...oh, what a louse...
  • Heinz Board Increases Quarterly Dividend by 5.5% [Kerry gets a raise!]

    03/10/2004 12:00:46 PM PST · by NativeNewYorker · 5 replies · 86+ views
    biz wire ^ | 3/10/4
    PITTSBURGH--(BUSINESS WIRE)--March 10, 2004--The H.J. Heinz Company (NYSE:HNZ) announced today that its Board of Directors approved a 5.5% increase in the annual dividend on common stock for Fiscal Year 2005 (from 27 cents to 28.5 cents per quarter), effective with the July 2004 dividend. At yesterday's closing share price of $38.08, this new dividend yield would be approximately 3.0%, ranking Heinz in the top 20% of the S&P 500. "This decision by our Board of Directors confirms the success of our growth strategy across our global businesses. Our operating free cash flow has met the stringent goals that we...
  • If ethnicity matters in November, Kerry will be tough to beat

    03/10/2004 12:18:02 AM PST · by kattracks · 25 replies · 222+ views
    Union Leader ^ | 3/10/04 | ROGER SIMON
    JOHN KERRY will be only the third Catholic in U.S. history to be nominated for the Presidency by a major party. The other two were Al Smith in 1928, who lost to Herbert Hoover, and John F. Kennedy in 1960, who defeated Richard Nixon. I asked Kerry if sewing up the nomination has any special meaning for him as a Catholic, and he said: “Historically, yes; substantively, no. I subscribe completely to the speech Kennedy made in Houston in 1960 and believe completely in the separation of church and state.” Kennedy’s speech made to the Greater Houston Ministerial Association on...
  • Kerry courts Broward voters prior to state primary (And Uses Blacks As Stage Props)

    03/09/2004 4:11:20 AM PST · by PJ-Comix · 21 replies · 188+ views
    Fort Lauderdale Sun-Sentinel ^ | March 9, 2004 | Buddy Nevins
    Florida Democrats might have liked other candidates before this month, but they were learning to love John Kerry on Monday as he hop-scotched the state prior to today's presidential primary. Kerry started in Hollywood, giving 600 carefully chosen party activists a highly choreographed appeal aimed at Florida's huge Democratic voting blocs -- seniors, blacks and Jews. And they loved it.
  • Presidential primary now secondary to state voters (Anyone wanna freep Kerry?)

    03/06/2004 7:33:40 AM PST · by sockmonkey · 6 replies · 133+ views
    San Antonio Express News ^ | 03/04/04 | Rebecca Rodriguez
    Local Democrats are hoping a planned visit by presumptive Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry will minimize any dip in voter turnout following the departure of John Edwards from the top-of-the-ballot race. Kerry is scheduled to be at a 2 p.m. rally at La Villita on Saturday with local Democrats, said Bill Burton, a spokesman for the Kerry campaign in Texas. Kerry also planned a stop in Houston earlier in the day. Officials with Rep. Ciro Rodriguez's campaign are looking to the event as a way to bolster local turnout and aid the incumbent in his bitter primary race with Laredoan...
  • DFU SONG: Thank You for Being a Friend (terrorists sing to John Kerry)

    03/01/2004 5:28:36 PM PST · by doug from upland · 8 replies · 575+ views
    DFU SONG PARODIES | 3-2004 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland
    http://members.tripod.com/~MarvTx/midi3.html MIDI - THANK YOU FOR BEING A FRIEND Thank you for being our friend Now the War on Terror finally may end All terrorists want John Kerry as president We all will count on you We have no doubt you'll be coming through The votes you've cast make it really quite evident All of those awful weapons...you did your very best to stop When Congress votes for body armor, we are sure that a veto bomb you'll drop Thank you for being our friend We cannot win this without you...George Dubya certainly has nailed us There is no use...
  • There's Something About Kerry

    02/28/2004 5:16:30 PM PST · by solicitor77 · 61 replies · 215+ views
    DEMOCRATIC PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE JOHN KERRY HAS QUITE A RECORD -- AN ARREST RECORD, THAT IS. HE HAS QUITE AN ANTI-MILITARY RECORD TOO. . .WORKING WITH HIS RADICAL PALS LIKE JANE FONDA. . . . AND TEDDY KENNEDY. . . TO LABEL AMERICAN SOLDIERS AS 'WAR CRIMINALS'. . . AND PROCLAIM THAT COMMUNISM WAS AN OVERBLOWN THREAT. . . BUT NOW KERRY AND THE LIBERAL MEDIA WANT YOU TO FORGET HIS ANTI-MILITARY PAST. . .WELL AT LEAST SOME OF IT. . . AND REMEMBER. . . THAT AS KERRY SAID THIS YEAR, THE THREAT OF TERRORISM IN THIS COUNTRY IS OVERBLOWN....
  • Kerry: Stations Have Right to Pull Stern

    02/28/2004 8:25:36 PM PST · by BigWaveBetty · 34 replies · 165+ views
    yahoo ^ | 2-28-2004
    NEW YORK - Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry (news - web sites) said radio stations are within their right to pull Howard Stern off the air if they object to the shock jock's racy show. "Howard Stern does have the right to say whatever he wants anywhere, but he doesn't necessarily have the right to say it on that station if the people who run the station don't want him to," Kerry said while campaigning in New York, where Stern's show is broadcast. A questioner at the town hall meeting in Brooklyn asked Kerry to stand up for Stern's right...
  • Kerry backs state ban on gay marriage

    02/26/2004 1:18:19 AM PST · by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle · 99+ views
    Boston Globe ^ | 2/26/04 | Patrick Healy and Frank Phillips
    <p>TOLEDO, Ohio -- Presidential candidate John F. Kerry said yesterday that he supports amending the Massachusetts Constitution to ban gay marriage and provide for civil unions for gay couples.</p> <p>In his most explicit remarks on the subject yet, Kerry told the Globe that he would support a proposed amendment to the state Constitution that would prohibit gay marrriage so long as, while outlawing gay marriage, it also ensured that same-sex couples have access to all legal rights that married couples receive.</p>
  • Caption: Kerry's 'Coming Out' Party?

    02/19/2004 2:36:14 PM PST · by GulliverSwift · 39 replies · 48+ views
    "Of course I didn't have an affair with a female intern!"
  • Australian Pundit Predicts Kerry Winning Big (Just Smile & Nod Alert)

    02/18/2004 9:00:23 AM PST · by GiveEmDubya · 34 replies · 262+ views
    The Australian via Mumble.com.au ^ | Feb. 16, 2004 | Malcolm Mackerras
    Adapting his electoral pendulum to the US, psephologist Malcolm Mackerras predicts the Democratic challenger will win the White House GEORGE Walker Bush is the 43rd president of the US. He was sworn in on Saturday, January 20, 2001. The big question now is: who will be the 44th president and when will he be sworn in? My prediction is that John Forbes Kerry will be the 44th president and he will be sworn in on Thursday, January 20, 2005. In December 2000, Bush won the presidential election by receiving 271 votes to 267 recorded for then vice-president Al Gore. It...
  • ***Ketchup Boy Only Served For FOUR MONTHS***

    02/17/2004 5:59:52 AM PST · by The Wizard · 320 replies · 779+ views
    Stardate: 0402.17
    We know the media shills for the democrats, but it's about time some one of the VERY FEW honest media get on this point and two others:We want to know about those famous wounds that he takes credit for......(I'm not saying I would want them, but he is making big claims about his service) but we have a right to see the records.All my friends had to spend 12 months in Nam....why did ketchup boy only serve 4 months and then come home and fight the war and call those poor guys without deferments baby killers and war criminalsI am...
  • Kerry's Infidelity (The sordid photographic evidence!)

    02/16/2004 1:41:07 AM PST · by Prime Choice · 12 replies · 242+ views
    Sacred Cow Burgers ^ | 02/16/2004 | Sacred Cow Burgers
  • Kerry Would Be Third-Richest U.S. President

    02/16/2004 4:18:29 AM PST · by machman · 13 replies · 2,246+ views
    Forbest ^ | 2-13-04 | Dan Ackman
    NEW YORK - Whatever schoolboy lore says about Abe Lincoln's log cabin or Lyndon Johnson's "Aw shucks" Texas upraising, many, if not most, U.S. presidents were born well-to-do, and nearly all were quite well off by the time they sought the nation's highest office. A few presidents were spectacularly wealthy, such as the nation's first president, George Washington, who we reckon would have made the Forbes 400 of his day on the strength of his Virginia plantation and his wife's fortune. Others, like Lyndon Johnson and Andrew Jackson, used government service as a springboard to personal fortune. If the Democratic...
  • Democrat Debate at Marquette LIVE THREAD

    02/15/2004 3:33:57 PM PST · by cyncooper · 546 replies · 280+ views
    MSNBC
    Live debate from Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
  • DFU SONG: I Will Follow Him (no, Teresa will maim John Kerry if she catches him cheating)

    02/12/2004 3:52:11 PM PST · by doug from upland · 8 replies · 185+ views
    DFU SONG PARODIES | 2-2004 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland
    She's talked about her serious work on education, pensions, the arts and the environment. But she's also discussed her prenuptial agreement, her Botox treatments and how she'd "maim" an unfaithful husband. She's said she'd be a "ninny" if she didn't have strong opinions at her age (64, five years older than Kerry). =================================================== http://www.geocities.com/BourbonStreet/Delta/7921/miscell.html MIDI - SISTER ACT I’m Teresa Heinz…I’m a billionaire, not stepping stoneIf my man decides he will cheat…I’ll teach him a lesson so that he won’t want to repeat I’m Teresa Heinz…if a stained dress makes the evening newsI will not accept it, you’ll see…you’ll find...
  • RADICAL KERRY REVEALED: AMERICAN TROOPS UNDER U.N. CONTROL, ELIMINATION OF CIA;

    02/11/2004 6:45:23 AM PST · by Rodney King · 47 replies · 407+ views
    Drudge ^ | today | drudge
    RADICAL KERRY REVEALED: AMERICAN TROOPS UNDER U.N. CONTROL, ELIMINATION OF CIA; OLD HARVARD INTERVIEW UNEARTHED
  • Freep this Poll - What Grade Would You Give Sen. Kerry as Pres candidate?

    02/10/2004 8:31:34 PM PST · by prophetic · 16 replies · 152+ views
    Sun Sentinel ^ | February 10, 2004, | Sun Sentinel
    U.S. Sen. John Kerry appears all but certain to be the Democratic nominee for president. What grade would you give him as a candidate and potential president of the United States? A. B. C. D. F. I don't know enough about him yet.
  • Kerry Vows to Counter Republican Critics (Watch out!)

    02/10/2004 4:42:48 PM PST · by GulliverSwift · 78 replies · 169+ views
    NASHVILLE, Tenn. - Democratic front-runner John Kerry (news - web sites) vowed Saturday to aggressively counter Republican critics, drawing a stark contrast between his party and the GOP. "They're extreme. We're mainstream, and we're going to stand up and fight back," he said. The Massachusetts senator, under fire from White House allies, sought to assure Democrats that he won't repeat mistakes of 1988 Democratic nominee Michael Dukakis, who responded cautiously to George H.W. Bush's assertions that he was a Massachusetts liberal. "This week, George Bush and the Republican smear machine have trotted out the same old tired lines of attack...
  • John Kerry's Anti-U.S. Foreign Policy in 1966 Yale Oration

    02/09/2004 12:00:45 PM PST · by mass55th · 26 replies · 709+ views
    New York Times ^ | May 24, 1970 | N/A.
    The 1970 article claims that Kerry spoke out again American foreign policy as class orator at the 1966 Yale graduation exercises. Does anyone know where a copy of this oration can be viewed or obtained?