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  • Brazil Ponders an Erotic Theme Park, With No Sex Allowed

    05/03/2016 1:35:27 PM PDT · by DCBryan1 · 19 replies
    NYT via Drudge ^ | MAY 3, 2016 | By SIMON ROMERO
    Erotic sculpture park? Check. Bumper cars designed like genitalia? Check. Snack bar serving aphrodisiac recipes? Check. Sex on the premises? Uh, better not. Entrepreneurs in Brazil are seeking to build an adults-only theme park called ErotikaLand near the city of Piracicaba, about two hours’ drive from São Paulo, and they hope to open its doors by 2018. But the project is setting off debate over public displays of sexuality in Brazil, where Carnival celebrations feature scantily clad dancers and thousands of short-stay love motels strive to please an exacting clientele. “We cannot be known as the capital of sex,” Matheus...
  • Megan Fox is pregnant with her third child

    04/12/2016 10:03:11 AM PDT · by Responsibility2nd · 51 replies ^ | 04/12/2016 | by Karen Mizoguchi
    Megan Fox is pregnant! Sources confirm to PEOPLE that Fox, 29, is expecting her third child. The mother-to-be showed off her baby bump wearing a black Versace dress at CinemaCon in Las Vegas on Monday where she and costar Will Arnett promoted their new movie Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows. Fox is already a parent to sons Noah Green, 3, and Bodhi Green, 2, with estranged husband Brian Austin Green. The New Girl star filed for divorce in August, days after confirming the pair’s split after five years of marriage and 11 years together.
  • Have you ever been so far even as decided to when go want to look use more like?

    01/02/2016 8:14:00 PM PST · by Lazamataz · 244 replies
  • Frank Conversation Between A Muslim And A Democrat

    12/05/2015 4:10:33 AM PST · by Lazamataz · 131 replies
    Found on the web, improved it | Dec 5, 2015 | Derivative work by Laz A. Mataz
    MUSLIM: "We did this because our holy texts exhort us to to do it." DEMOCRAT: "No you didn't." MUSLIM:"Wait, what? Yes we did..." DEMOCRAT: "No, this has nothing to do with religion. You guys are just using religion as a front for social and geopolitical reasons." MUSLIM: "WHAT!? Did you even read our official statement? We give explicit Quranic justification. This is jihad, a holy crusade against pagans, blasphemers, and disbelievers." DEMOCRAT: "No, this is definitely not a Muslim thing. You guys are not true Muslims, and you defame a great religion by saying so." MUSLIM: "Huh!? Who are you...
  • Happy Birthday Laz A Mataz!

    11/06/2015 10:11:57 AM PST · by Morgana · 110 replies
    November 6, 2015 | vanity
    Happy Birthday Laz A Mataz Life would be boring without your funny vanity posts. Keep them up!
  • Practice Opus Thread

    09/05/2015 8:33:12 PM PDT · by Lazamataz · 200 replies
    fhayek and I both noticed that the opuses that are being created lately, frankly, suck. We want to have this thread available so that people can practice their opuses, so when they finally leave Free Republic, they can do so with style.
  • Fighter Jets Scramble to Escort Air France Plane to JFK Airport Following Threat

    05/25/2015 8:21:51 AM PDT · by kristinn · 272 replies
    ABC News ^ | Monday, May 25,2015 | Meghan Keneally and Josh Margolin
    An Air France plane was being escorted to JFK airport in New York City this morning after an anonymous threat was made against the flight, a senior U.S. official told ABC News. The Maryland State Police Fusion Center received an anonymous call of a “chemical weapons threat” aboard Air France Flight 22, which is en route from Paris and is expected to land at the New York City airport later this morning. The threat is not considered to be credible at the moment, but when officials tried to reach Air France representatives they were unsuccessful because it is also a...

    05/28/2014 9:34:26 AM PDT · by Lazamataz · 219 replies
    Source: Committee To Elect Lazamataz | 5/28/2014 | I'm Lazamataz, and I approve this message.
    (music swells) Hello. I'm Laz. (images of beaches, mountains, grain fields) I'd like to help build a better America. I want us to become great again. (short video of eagle landing on a rock outcropping, with camera closing in on the head until it fills frame) That is why I am asking for your vote for Admin Moderator for Free Republic this November. Remember, your vote makes a difference. We need more Tea-Party representatives, and I hope to be your choice. (eagle head fades to flapping American flag) Vote for Lazamataz for Admin Moderator this November. I would be honored...
  • OLD TIMERS (Part One)

    06/03/2013 6:37:03 AM PDT · by Lazamataz · 318 replies
    From my hard drive ^ | 6/3/2013 | By Laz A. Mataz
    I was going through some old files on my hard drive, when I discovered a series of threads I preserved from the 1999-2000 timeframe. I started reading through them and I was amazed at the number of people who had been on here, who I lost track of, or no longer see on the forum. I know, some of them are dead, some of them banned, some of them moved on... some of them even changed name! But I would love if any or all of you checked in, informing me of your status. I'm especially interested in hearing from...
  • Laz has been found!

    11/06/2012 1:11:07 PM PST · by nevergore · 53 replies
    You Tube ^ | 11-06-12 | NeverGore
    Laz the Rage Monkey has been found after going missing ealier today
  • Happy Birthday, Laz!

    11/05/2012 11:11:35 PM PST · by shibumi · 82 replies
    A Little Bird Told Me | 11/06/2012
    It's Lazamataz Birthday Today!
  • I love you guys!

    10/15/2012 6:45:00 AM PDT · by Lazamataz · 288 replies
    by me
    I really do!
  • Humblegunner meets Lazamataz (caption this pic!)

    10/05/2012 9:09:55 PM PDT · by NYTexan · 470 replies
  • Deconstructing the Western Mind: Gramscian-Marxist Subversion of Faith and Education

    09/26/2012 10:04:05 PM PDT · by Askel5 · 33 replies
    via PetersNet, possibly The Wanderer | unknown | Frank Morriss
    Deconstructing the Western Mind: Gramscian-Marxist Subversion of Faith and Education Philosophy Editorial News Keywords: GRAMSCI Source: www.petersnet Published: Still looking Author: Frank Morriss Posted on 07/18/2001 02:51:34 PDT by Askel5 The On-Going Marxist March Against The Western Mind By Frank Morriss Shortly after the Second Vatican Council, this writer had a public discussion with two young priests from Holland. They were in this country touting the new theology of Church, one which emphasized social liberation, a social mission to the powerless and impoverished, to women, etc. The Dutch priests had little or no concern for doctrine or Catholic tradition,...
  • Open Note To Askel5 from Laz

    09/26/2012 6:42:06 AM PDT · by Lazamataz · 294 replies
    9/26/2012 | By Laz A. Mataz
    Dear Askel5, For many years, I thought you were a bit of a nut. A very INTELLIGENT nut, but a nut nonetheless. Your constant harping about Gramscian politics was, to my mind, weird a little paranoid. It turns out you were one hundred percent right. The move to destroy America has been very below-the-surface, highly organized, and extremely effective ... and the model has been, indeed, Antonio Gramsci's.From the work Notes on Saul Alinsky and Neo-Marxism: Remember that the primary influence for Obama's strategy comes from Saul Alinsky's "Rules for Radicals." With that in mind..."Alinsky's tactics were based, not on...
  • Starting to get noticed.....

    08/19/2012 5:31:54 AM PDT · by Lazamataz · 130 replies
    Conservative Solutions ^ | August 19, 2012 | By Laz A. Mataz
    Well looky looky. :) With the help of another Freeper, I've been noticed outside of Free Republic. Who knows? Maybe someday you'll see me on the Sunday Screaming Faces shows. I promise you, as soon as the cameras roll, that I will go up to Chris Matthews, pants him, then give him a noogie, all the while screaming that he has to eat at Chik-Fil-A. LOL
  • Have A Happy FReeping New Year/The Real History Of Free Republic

    12/31/2011 6:17:36 PM PST · by writer33 · 84 replies
    Free Republic ^ | 12/31/2011 | Chris Davis/Lazamataz
    Since my registration on this site, January 15, 2004, I look forward to the New Year and my seventh anniversary with the finest conservative minds across the globe. It is this place that exhibits more generosity than every country combined. There is no finer place on the Internet. Over the course of 2011, there has been no better display of patriotism and Americanism than this beloved Red, White and Blue forum. Despite the claims of the world, FReepers celebrate the New Year, giving more than they receive. With the never-ending support of this web site, Free Republic will continue to...
  • Lazamataz accused of annoying female Freepers for years: more shocking charges still to come???

    11/04/2011 8:10:14 AM PDT · by ken5050 · 433 replies
    one man's opinion...
    Long time Freeper "Lazmataz", a beloved and cherished staple of the conservative website Free Republic, yesterday was accused by several female Freepers of somehow annoying them, and making them feel uncomfortable. "Laz," as he's affectionately known on the website, absolutely denied the charges. "It's all an attempt to smear me. Everyone knows that I'm running for "Admin Moderator" next year, and they're trying to discredit me.
  • My mom is dying. Prayer warriors requested.

    07/07/2011 8:29:44 AM PDT · by Lazamataz · 194 replies
    July 7, 2011 | Lazamataz
    My mom is in septic shock from kidney issues. She has multiple sclerosis and has been pretty bedbound for a while. Please pray that she has a miracle and pulls through.

    05/06/2011 10:20:45 AM PDT · by martin_fierro · 32 replies
    Mash HERE
  • LAZ Will Manage 'Park and Fly' Lots Near Bradley

    03/27/2011 5:09:30 PM PDT · by raybbr · 55 replies ^ | March 25, 2011 | N/A
    Hartford-based LAZ Parking will now manage three "park and fly" operations at Bradley International Airport that transport airline passengers from parking lots outside the airport to the terminals. The lots, formerly known as FastTrack Airport Parking, will be renamed LAZFLY Airport Parking. LAZ is investing $2 million to upgrade the three locations and is replacing all the old shuttle buses. The lots are at 24, 35 and 110 Ella Grasso Turnpike in Windsor Locks. "LAZFLY's focus is to provide the highest quality customer service to airport parkers while bringing additional resources and a national level of experience to the facilities...
  • Lazamataz and GingisK HIT IT AT LAST!

    03/19/2011 8:21:56 PM PDT · by Lazamataz · 77 replies
    The Gun Range | 3/19/2011 | Laz
    Well, at long last, GingisK and Lazamataz hit it! Um, at the gun range.Weather was clear and windless, the variety of firearms was truly something to behold, and the company was wonderful.GingisK picked me up, and after picking up his illustrious and charming boys, and meeting his lovely and gracious wife (where we all supped on Pizza, one of them affectionally named 'Sam'), we then proceeded to a delightful range slightly east of Lanier Lake in Georgia.I finally got a chance to break in my Glock 22, and discovered that after an initial period of reacquaintence with shooting (in other...
  • Scarlett Johansson & Ryan Reynolds Split Up

    12/14/2010 12:48:25 PM PST · by OldDeckHand · 71 replies · 1+ views
    People ^ | 12/14/2010 | Sara Hammel
    Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds have separated. "After long and careful consideration on both our parts, we've decided to end our marriage," they say in a joint statement. "We entered our relationship with love and it's with love and kindness we leave it. While privacy isn't expected, it's certainly appreciated."

    04/18/2010 6:27:37 AM PDT · by Lazamataz · 155 replies · 4,313+ views
    Lazamataz created this | April 17, 2010 | By Lazamataz
    The Onion, the United States oldest and most revered satirical newspaper, first published in 1756, has announced that they will close their website and cease all publishing activities, effective immediately. Said the owner, "No more satire is possible. Nothing can beat the outrageousness of what comes out of Washington today. In a sentence: We are plum out of satire." Satirical headlines planned by The Onion, such as "Pelosi: Pass Health Care To Find Out What Is In It", "Major Tax Increases To Reverse Recession", and "Obama Bows To Communist Leader", have been superceded by actual news headlines, causing these satirical...
  • Have A Happy FReeping New Year

    12/29/2009 5:43:30 PM PST · by writer33 · 29 replies · 641+ views
    Chris Davis/Lazamataz ^ | 12/29/09 | Chris Davis
    Since my registration on this site, January 15, 2004, I look forward to the New Year and my fifth anniversary with the finest "Red Staters" across the globe. It is this place that exhibits more generosity than every country combined. There is no finer place on the Internet. Never forget it is the coupe de grace of the coupe de tat. I have said it before and I’ll say it again, "Free Republic has some of the finest minds I’ll ever know." There is no better example of generosity and kindness than Free Republic. Since it’s founding, Jim Robinson has...
  • How to tell if you've been FReeping too long

    06/10/2009 11:30:35 AM PDT · by AAABEST · 426 replies · 7,829+ views
    Me ^ | June 10, 2009 | AAABEST
    How to tell if you've been FReeping too longIf some, many or all of the following apply to you, you probably have been FReeping too long. You remember when you had to know basic HTML in order to form a decent post.  You remember when the entire thread had to be 86’d in order to remove a single post.  You remember when if someone forgot to close their italics, bold tags, the entire thread after that point was in bold or italics.  You remember when if a disruptor made a mess of things during the wee hours of the night,...
  • Vanity: I kin post again! I kin post again! WHOO HOO!

    05/20/2008 5:40:57 AM PDT · by Lazamataz · 91 replies · 1,435+ views
    Here ^ | Todee | Laz
    I kin post again! I kin post again! I'M SOMEBODY!
  • Ancient Egyptian Skulls Dug Out of English Garden

    10/03/2008 12:57:07 PM PDT · by Justice Department · 27 replies · 1,048+ views
    foxnews ^ | September 30, 2008
    LONDON — Two ancient Egyptian skulls unearthed in a yard in England have been returned to their native country. And the mystery of how they got from the hot sands of Egypt to the rainy north of England has been solved, investigators said Tuesday. The first skull was discovered by homeowner Matthew McClelland as he did some gardening at his home in the northern city of Manchester a year ago. He called authorities, and they discovered a second skull. An analysis by an Oxford University expert confirmed the skulls were a little more than 2,000 years old.
  • I'll donate an extra twenty bucks to this FReepathon to free Lazamataz. (Vanity)

    10/01/2008 7:02:55 PM PDT · by Paul Heinzman · 281 replies · 6,835+ views
    10/1/2008 | Paul Heinzman
    This is pure vanity, and bribery at that. Laz is important to this site. He's rude, he's crude, he's sometimes lewd. The mods can always ban him again. They surely will. But free Laz for now and I'm in for another twenty bucks. Who's with me?
  • Substitute teacher allegedly used cocaine in Jacksonville school [FL]

    12/08/2005 6:30:04 PM PST · by ncountylee · 18 replies · 501+ views
    AP via WINK ^ | December 8, 2005
    JACKSONVILLE, Fla. A substitute teacher was arrested Thursday after students reported watching him use what appeared to be cocaine during a seventh-grade science class, authorities said. Terry John Kappila, 45, of Jacksonville, was charged with felony cocaine possession. He was being held at Duval County jail. Twenty-two students allegedly saw Kappila sniffing a white powder at a computer desk during class, police told The Florida Times-Union for its Friday editions. Two of the students left the classroom to report the alleged drug use, Lake Shore Middle School Principal Iranetta Wright said. "They said, 'Miss Wright, he is doing something wrong...
  • Teacher arrested for snorting cocaine in class

    12/10/2005 7:32:48 PM PST · by nickcarraway · 11 replies · 753+ views
    9news ^ | 12/9/2005 | Dan Werner
    JACKSONVILLE, FL - It didn't take long for students in the 2nd period 7th grade science class at Lake Shore Middle School to realize something was wrong with their substitute teacher. According to Principal Iranetta Wright, students became so alarmed, they notified school administrators immediately. "Allegations were made by the students that a substitute teacher was in class doing drugs," Wright said. "They said he was sniffing something." The principal talked to students, then the substitute teacher, and contacted police. Terry Kaupilla, 45, was arrested and taken into custody. According to the police report, a bag of cocaine was spotted...
  • 'Sheetrock Scandal' Hits Dallas Police. Cases Dropped, Officers Probed When 'Cocaine' Turns Out Fake

    01/20/2002 10:57:48 AM PST · by John Jorsett · 15 replies · 115+ views
    Washington Post ^ | January 19, 2002 | Paul Duggan
    DALLAS -- After Jose Luis Vega was charged with possessing hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of cocaine in August, several of his relatives sought help from lawyer Cynthia Barbare. They insisted that Vega, an auto mechanic, was an honest, hard-working family man who must have been framed. It wasn't the first time one of Barbare's clients claimed to be innocent. In 11 years as a defense attorney, representing scores of drug defendants, "I hear that kind of thing a lot," she said. But in Vega's case, she and the district attorney's office made a surprising discovery. Lab tests ordered ...
  • Sheetrock, drywall or wallboard???

    09/13/2002 8:30:57 AM PDT · by fishtank · 161 replies · 1,259+ views
    Refering to coke, soda, pop (yuck, that just grates on me like a chalkboard fingernail)..... are there regional differences for "sheetrock" versus "drywall" or "wallboard"? fishtank
  • Nascar Nextel Cup USG Sheetrock 400 , Sunday on NBC - Racetime ~~~ 3pm ET

    07/06/2005 4:33:26 PM PDT · by NormsRevenge · 485 replies · 4,436+ views ^ | 7/6/05 | NascaR and NR
    Join us this weekend at tracks in the heartland of America. God bless our troops and families and nation. Keep your spirit up, young warriors, and Godspeed.
  • Downtown Street Closed Due to Sheetrock Powder [D.C. near White House, Washington Post]

    12/22/2003 2:48:47 PM PST · by hadrian · 49 replies · 183+ views
    WTOP ^ | 12/22/03 | radio - D.C.
    Downtown Street Closed Due to Suspicious Powder Updated: Monday, Dec. 22, 2003 - 4:54 PM WASHINGTON -- Parts of downtown D.C. are being blocked off Monday afternoon after a potential hazmat situation. D.C. Fire and EMS Spokesman Alan Etter says a powdery substance was found inside of a dumpster outside of the Washington Post building on 15th Street Northwest. Etter says the dumpster was dropped off around 6 a.m. Monday. A powdery substance, along with papers, were found inside. The areas on 15th street between M and L street are now blocked off. A hazmat team is now on the...
  • (Vanity) I'm Taking a Breather from Free Republic

    06/30/2003 1:23:49 PM PDT · by Lazamataz · 176 replies · 637+ views
    No Source ^ | June 30, 2003 | Lazamataz
    Hi everyone. I'm thinking about taking a breather from Free Republic for a little while. Not long, I'm sure. But, I just don't want it to interfere with my job, and I already had that happen once. I'm reading and posting much too much. I think a short sabbatical should help me break this bad habit.See you all soon .... NOT DURING WORK HOURS!
  • Here we go again(Dow down 230)

    07/16/2002 7:33:14 AM PDT · by newsperson999 · 68 replies · 168+ views
    Went down fast when Greenspan began speaking..
  • Selloff Worsens on Wall Street [UPDATE: NASDAQ Closes Up!][Was MARKET MELTDOWN]

    07/15/2002 10:43:44 AM PDT · by Lazamataz · 324 replies · 621+ views
    TheStreet ^ | 07/15/2002 | TheStreet Staff
    Stocks remained sharply lower Monday afternoon as Pfizer's (PFE:NYSE - news - commentary - research - analysis) takeover of Pharmacia (PHA:NYSE - news - commentary - research - analysis) wasn't enough to quell investor paranoia about corporate accounting. A statement from President Bush that the economy was fundamentally strong wasn't helping either. The Dow Jones Industrial Average was recently down 296 points, or 3.4%, to 8389, while the Nasdaq was falling 25 points, or 1.8%, to 1349. The S&P 500 was behind by 30 points, or 3.3%, to 891, a level it hasn't seen since July 1997.Worries about the financial...