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  • (YouTube)DFU POLIMERICK MINUTE: Skinny Dipping Joe Biden

    08/01/2014 7:49:26 PM PDT · by doug from upland · 1 replies
    dfu via youtube ^ | 8-1-14 | dfu
    SKINNY DIPPING JOE BIDEN - graphics and limerick
  • 10 liberal limericks for 2013

    12/27/2013 9:00:19 PM PST · by jimluke01 · 15 replies
    In clear violation of op-ed protocol, this week I’m suspending prose and having a little good, clean, limericky fun at liberals’ expense because – well, because they just make it so darn easy. (Warning: Some are bad and others worse. Side effects may include groaning, nausea, vomiting and involuntary eye-rolling.) Here they are in no particular order. Happy New Year, and may God bless you in 2014! (Yes, you too, my liberal friends.)
  • Weiner Limerick thread [please add yours...vanity]

    06/01/2011 3:14:47 PM PDT · by matt1234 · 30 replies
    me ^ | 6/1/2011 | Me
    There once was a strange man named Weiner Who had an unpleasant demeanor. He tweeted his willy To a young filly. And his wife pondered pastures greener.
  • The Liberal Limerick About Obama

    06/14/2010 7:09:50 PM PDT · by The Looking Spoon · 14 replies · 487+ views
    The Looking Spoon ^ | 6-14-2010 | Jared H. McAndersen
    Instead of writing it out I wanted to tell it in pictures... Ok people, let me see yours :-) The Looking Spoon is a conservative humor/satire/art/commentary blog, visit www.thelookingspoon.com to see more posts and art
  • Four Franciscan friars take on Ireland's toughest city

    05/20/2010 5:38:57 PM PDT · by markomalley · 5 replies · 260+ views
    Christian Science Monitor ^ | 5/19/2010 | Rory Fitzgerald
    What happens when a former US Marine becomes a Franciscan friar and then goes on to found a monastery in the toughest district of Ireland’s toughest city? In 2007, Father Sylvester and a small group of American friars from the Bronx, N.Y., did just that when they arrived in Limerick, Ireland. They left behind their former lives as a teacher, a soldier, a punk-rock singer, and a rapper to transform lives through prayer. The urban district they live in, Moyross – a sea of burned-down and boarded-up houses – is always in the news for the wrong reasons: drugs, shootings,...
  • 1st Annual FR Obama Limerick and Poetry Contest

    03/15/2010 10:36:11 AM PDT · by pissant · 129 replies · 1,903+ views
    PA Times | 3/15/10 | Pissant
    Since countless artists and poets and celebrities have paid tribute in prose to the boy marxist, and since many school districts have turned Black History Month into an indoctrination lesson for Dear Reader's greatness in song, I figgered it wasn't fair for the left to have all the fun. Mmmm, mmmmm, mmmmm. SO this is the first annual Obama Poetry Contest for Rightwingers. I'll start with a piece composed in honor of Obama's magical foreign policy towards ally Israel:
  • ~~~~ThE oFfIcIaL fRiDaY sIlLiNeSs ThReAd~~~~

    09/25/2009 5:45:50 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 145 replies · 6,478+ views
    Our President, Mr. Obama, Governs with cool, never drama. His sweet words can thrill, But his policies kill. Fine language won’t hide bloody trauma. NATIONAL COMIC BOOK DAY There once was a guy named Barack Who loved to hear himself talk He bought all the banks Then wanted our thanks Though he put all our children in hock A mandate the Dems thought he’d get More liberal than center, you bet But we never knew How badly He’d do While piling up trillions in debt Our president knows how to parse Golden words into nebulous farce But he makes the...
  • Man attempts to set himself alight at Gaza protest

    01/03/2009 3:16:32 PM PST · by TornadoAlley3 · 61 replies · 1,687+ views
    irishtimes.com ^ | 01/03/09 | AOIFE CARR
    Protestors burn the Israeli flag outside Leinster House during the Ireland Palestine demonstration in Dublin today. Photo: Matt Kavanagh A man attempted to set himself alight at a protest today in Dublin over the continued bombing of Gaza. The man, who appeared visibly distraught, set his arms and shoulders alight before onlookers managed to extinguish the flames. He was not seriously injured. The incident happened at around 1.45pm this afternoon at the Central Bank in Dublin where around 600 people had gathered to protest at Israeli attacks in Gaza. The protest continued without incident to Leinster House and finished this...
  • (Vanity) Political Limerick 10-08-2007

    10/08/2007 4:29:05 AM PDT · by grey_whiskers · 185+ views
    grey_whiskers ^ | 10-08-2007 | grey_whiskers
    See for example this thread first. Air America should be named 'Err' Cause they've gone as far as they can dare It's Christopher Hitches with atheist bitchin's With their ratings, will anyone care?
  • (Vanity) Political Limerick 10-1-2007

    10/01/2007 4:21:06 AM PDT · by grey_whiskers · 169+ views
    grey_whiskers ^ | 10-1-2007 | grey_whiskers
    See for example this thread first. From atop their high and lofty perch The 9h Circus okays a strip search of thirteen year old, when it's for IBUPROFEN! So the Court left that girl in the lurch...
  • (Vanity) Political Limerick 9-30-2007

    09/30/2007 6:31:32 PM PDT · by grey_whiskers · 1 replies · 214+ views
    grey_whiskers ^ | 9-30-2007 | grey_whiskers
    See for example this thread first. In Burma, they're exe-CU-ting monks Hundreds? Thousands? The murderous skunks! What I think we should do Send a B-52 We can show them they're nothing but punks.
  • (Vanity) Political Limerick 9-29-2007

    09/29/2007 8:44:50 PM PDT · by grey_whiskers · 130+ views
    grey_whiskers ^ | 9-29-2007 | grey_whiskers
    See for example this thread first. It's the end of the road for Gingrich And he won't run to challenge the witch Who to vote for instead? Duncan Hunter, or Fred! Don't fall for Guiliani's sales pitch!
  • (Vanity) Political Limerick 9-28-2007

    09/28/2007 9:50:51 PM PDT · by grey_whiskers · 127+ views
    grey_whiskers ^ | 9-28-2007 | grey_whiskers
    See for example this thread first. Michigan workers face a layoff From the GOVERNMENT! Don't try to scoff! "Don't come in on Monday 'cause we can't make your pay!" Maybe they should go union, (cough cough).
  • (Vanity) Political Limerick 9-27-2007

    09/26/2007 7:37:27 PM PDT · by grey_whiskers · 1 replies · 187+ views
    grey_whiskers ^ | 9-27-2007 | grey_whiskers
    See for example this thread first. Controversy erupts o'er King Tut We know that he's an Egyptian, but The claim that he's not black --not by a racist hack! So they CAT scanned his mummy, so what?
  • (Vanity) Political Limerick 9-25-2007

    09/25/2007 4:48:10 AM PDT · by grey_whiskers · 110+ views
    grey_whiskers ^ | 9-25-2007 | grey_whiskers
    See for example this thread first. U.A.W. starting a strike Against G.M. So what's not to like? They say, "Throw off the yoke!" ...but the company's BROKE! So it's time for another price hike!
  • (Vanity) Political Limerick 9-24-2007

    09/24/2007 4:26:21 AM PDT · by grey_whiskers · 145+ views
    grey_whiskers ^ | 9-24-2007 | grey_whiskers
    See for example this thread first. Now they've let the cat out of the bag when he tore down the Mexican flag You can burn Old Glory but that's not this story. "Xenophobic" and "Racist!" they nag!
  • (Vanity) Political Limerick 9-23-2007

    09/23/2007 11:48:13 AM PDT · by grey_whiskers · 1 replies · 162+ views
    grey_whiskers ^ | 9-23-2007 | grey_whiskers
    See for example this thread first. There's a Muslim who'd not show his hand (He claimed he was holding the Koran.) And the cops were unfazed but the man, he was 'tazed' Which must not have been part of his plan.
  • (Vanity) Political Limerick 9-22-2007

    09/22/2007 3:05:06 PM PDT · by grey_whiskers · 152+ views
    grey_whiskers ^ | 9-22-2007 | grey_whiskers
    See for example this thread first. A reporter who gave himself airs Found himself getting pushed down the stairs! And not just by riff-raff ...but the Congressman's STAFF! There's finally a Congressman who cares :-)
  • (Vanity) Political Limerick 9-21-2007

    09/20/2007 8:47:25 PM PDT · by grey_whiskers · 127+ views
    grey_whiskers ^ | 9-21-2007 | grey_whiskers
    See for example this thread first. Columbia University in a bid for more diversity Called Ahmadinejad Now that's really too bad! They've disgraced all of New York City!
  • (Vanity) Political Limerick 9-19-2007

    09/19/2007 9:00:08 PM PDT · by grey_whiskers · 7 replies · 260+ views
    grey_whiskers ^ | 9-19-2007 | grey_whiskers
    See for example this thread first. You've heard the latest from Dan Rather? It seems he's worked up in a lather! He's suing the network (Now he looks like a jerk) We've *all* grown tired of his blather!
  • (Vanity) Political Limerick 9-17-2007

    09/17/2007 7:53:45 PM PDT · by grey_whiskers · 3 replies · 210+ views
    grey_whiskers ^ | 9-17-2007 | grey_whiskers
    See for example this thread first. By now I think we all should know That there are deeds which are just so low That to pay for the crime You cannot just do time Sentence them to Barry Manilow!
  • (Vanity) Political Limerick 8-8-2007

    08/08/2007 8:30:28 PM PDT · by grey_whiskers · 196+ views
    grey_whiskers ^ | 8-8-2007 | grey_whiskers
    See for example this thread first. What will our wildlife officials do? Have they found an escape from a zoo? Though it somehow seems hard (and without a green card) By I-90 they've found...kangaroo!
  • (Vanity) Political Limerick 8-5-2007

    08/05/2007 8:45:34 PM PDT · by grey_whiskers · 171+ views
    grey_whiskers ^ | 8-5-2007 | grey_whiskers
    See for example this thread first. WARNING! MATURE (or maybe *very* immature) topics. You have been warned. He was not an everyday masher Then again, he's not quite a flasher Sex in public, so, fine... but with a traffic sign? So I guess that makes him a "gate crasher" ??
  • (Vanity) Political Limerick 8-2-2007

    08/02/2007 8:23:46 PM PDT · by grey_whiskers · 1 replies · 203+ views
    grey_whiskers ^ | 8-2-2007 | grey_whiskers
    See for example this thread first. A terrorist from Glasgow has died Tried to detonate, but he just fried Did he have time to learn from the third-degree burn? "Islamic Kamikaze" with PRIDE!
  • (Vanity) Political Limerick 7-30-2007

    07/30/2007 7:23:56 PM PDT · by grey_whiskers · 1 replies · 172+ views
    grey_whiskers ^ | 7-30-2007 | grey_whiskers
    See for example this thread first. It must be a publicity stunt Should we all go look for Allen Funt? For the call letters spell Err, *ahem*, you see, well... I won't say it. I'll fall back and punt!
  • (Vanity) Political Limerick 7-25-2007

    07/25/2007 9:35:33 PM PDT · by grey_whiskers · 175+ views
    grey_whiskers ^ | 7-25-2007 | trey_whiskers
    See for example this thread first. New Jersey cannot fund its pensions Given with the best of intentions Being short really sucks Fifty-eight billion bucks! Cause for retiree dissensions!
  • (Vanity) Political Limerick 7-24-2007

    07/24/2007 8:13:12 PM PDT · by grey_whiskers · 1 replies · 184+ views
    grey_whiskers ^ | 7-24-2007 | grey_whiskers
    See for example this thread first. Ward Churchill has got himself fi-red They concluded that he had 'liared' Lets make him the first one whose free ride is all done The liberals' lies make us tired!
  • (Vanity) Political LImerick 7-22-2007

    07/22/2007 7:14:48 PM PDT · by grey_whiskers · 4 replies · 440+ views
    grey_whiskers ^ | 7-22-2007 | grey_whiskers
    See for example this thread first. For this story, believe it or not-- The cops found seven acres of pot So in order to close it, they had to bulldoze If they'd burned, how high would they have got?
  • (Vanity) Political Limerick 7-21-2007

    07/21/2007 3:17:50 PM PDT · by grey_whiskers · 1 replies · 235+ views
    grey_whiskers ^ | 7-21-2007 | grey_whiskers
    See for example this thread first. From Thailand, a news story that's grim A man dies when an elephant stomps him The beast had been provoked by the man it was poked So I guess this proves the man was dim!
  • (Vanity) Political Limerick 7-20-2007

    07/20/2007 8:08:17 PM PDT · by grey_whiskers · 206+ views
    grey_whiskers ^ | 7-20-2007 | grey_whiskers
    See for example this thread first. Laura Ingraham grills Johnny Sutton Her questions were right on the button! And as she closes in you can hear Johnny spin sounds like his head's made out of mutton!
  • (Vanity) Political Limerick 7-19-2007

    07/19/2007 7:32:02 PM PDT · by grey_whiskers · 175+ views
    grey_whiskers ^ | 7-19-2007 | grey_whiskers
    See for example this thread first. The news certainly is not the best of a weapons-related arrest Parts for old F-14's and you know what that means... They were purchased at Iran's behest!
  • (Vanity) Political Limerick 7-15-2007

    07/15/2007 7:40:39 PM PDT · by grey_whiskers · 382+ views
    grey_whiskers ^ | 7-15-2007 | grey_whiskers
    See for example this thread first. They admit it? Well, it's about time Illegal immigration and crime If you let them sneak in They'll continue to sin To reverse the trend would be sublime!
  • (Vanity) Political Limerick 7-13-2007

    07/13/2007 8:05:12 PM PDT · by grey_whiskers · 379+ views
    grey_whiskers ^ | 7-13-2007 | grey_whiskers
    See for example this thread first. A Hindu prayer just got shouted down In the Senate, what was going down? If you think this is oddOne Nation, Under God "That's singular not plural," I frown.
  • (Vanity) Political Limerick 7-11-2007

    07/11/2007 5:43:27 AM PDT · by grey_whiskers · 323+ views
    grey_whiskers ^ | 7-11-2007 | grey_whiskers
    See for example this thread first. We have news of an Al Qaeda cell to attack the goverment, as well So they sound the alarm Someone wishes *THEM* harm! but the rest of us can go to hell
  • (Vanity) Political Limerick 6-10-2007

    07/10/2007 5:29:31 AM PDT · by grey_whiskers · 189+ views
    grey_whiskers ^ | http://www.freerepublic.com | grey_whiskers
    See for example this thread first. I say, I don't like this, not one bit This two-faced Democrat hypocrite There's a burglar he shot After he voted not to protect the Castle Doctrine. (Twit!)
  • (Vanity) Political Limerick 7-9-2007

    07/09/2007 6:47:08 PM PDT · by grey_whiskers · 171+ views
    grey_whiskers ^ | 7-09-2007 | grey_whiskers
    See for example this thread first. This is all too confusing for me It's a fraud lawsuit against Stan Lee He of Spider-Man fame Unlike Valerie Plame The wrongdoing's plain for all to see!
  • (Vanity) Political Limerick 7-8-2007

    07/08/2007 6:05:34 PM PDT · by grey_whiskers · 160+ views
    grey_whiskers ^ | 7-8-2007 | grey_whiskers
    See for example this thread first. Did you hear what has just come to pass? The Pope says to allow Latin Mass! If they don't know the words will folks say "For the birds!" What a way to kick libs in the *ss!
  • (Vanity) Political Limerick 7-7-2007

    07/07/2007 5:13:02 PM PDT · by grey_whiskers · 207+ views
    grey_whiskers ^ | 7-7-2007 | grey_whiskers
    See for example this thread first. The beginning of the Tour de France Now forgive me if I look askance Cause although Landis won just last year it's no fun if I cannot be rooting for Lance!
  • (Vanity) Political Limerick 7-6-2007

    07/06/2007 5:40:57 AM PDT · by grey_whiskers · 165+ views
    grey_whiskers ^ | 7-6-2007 | grey_whiskers
    See for example this thread first. Chinese news, and boy is it scary Chrysler's going to import their "Chery" Quality's not the best Cause they fail the crash test Think 'Chinese pet food' and be wary!
  • (Vanity) Political Limerick 7-5-2007

    07/05/2007 10:13:05 PM PDT · by grey_whiskers · 300+ views
    grey_whiskers ^ | 7-5-2007 | grey_whiskers
    See for example this thread first. This note from ex-V.P. Albert Gore "I now think politics are a bore" And so it isn't strange He's pursued climate change: It beats being a "Loserman, Sore!"
  • (Vanity) Political Limerick 7-4-2007

    07/04/2007 7:30:36 AM PDT · by grey_whiskers · 1 replies · 334+ views
    grey_whiskers ^ | 7-4-2007 | grey_whiskers
    See for example this thread first. It's enough to make anyone wince Elton John forced to yield to the prince Elton thought it was mean He's not prince, but a QUEEN! So he left his car and took a ...mince.
  • (Vanity) Political Limerick 7-3-2007

    07/03/2007 6:01:20 AM PDT · by grey_whiskers · 9 replies · 249+ views
    grey_whiskers ^ | 7-3-2007 | grey_whiskers
    See for example this thread first. Now what will the religious right say? Thompson's hired an advisor who's gay he backed McCain-Feingold (tho' it's kind of old) Is he turning RINO? Who can say?
  • (Vanity) Political Limerick 7-2-2007

    07/02/2007 6:46:46 PM PDT · by grey_whiskers · 309+ views
    grey_whiskers ^ | 7-2-2007 | grey_whiskers
    See for example this thread first. Bush has Libby's sentence commuted The Dems' response not very muted "He is above the law," said the Hillary squaw. To render judgment she's unsuited!
  • (Vanity) Political Limerick 7-1-2007

    07/01/2007 4:07:59 PM PDT · by grey_whiskers · 354+ views
    grey_whiskers ^ | 7-1-2007 | grey_whiskers
    See for example this thread first. I ask of you all, please, do not stare! US Open won by Christie Kerr Now, we will not insist that the trophy gets kissed Lest the picture's posted everywhere!
  • (Vanity) Political Limerick 6-29-2007

    06/29/2007 6:19:17 AM PDT · by grey_whiskers · 262+ views
    grey_whiskers ^ | 6-29-2007 | grey_whiskers
    See for example this thread first. This announcement should be repeated The Fairness Doctrine is defeated See, the Senate got mad "Talk radio is BAD!" (It might make RINOs be unseated!)
  • (Vanity) Political Limerick 6-28-2007

    06/28/2007 12:11:59 AM PDT · by grey_whiskers · 1 replies · 308+ views
    grey_whiskers ^ | 6-28-2007 | grey_whiskers
    See for example this thread first. I'm a history buff, but Good Lord! Paying 1 point 6 mill, for a sword? The sword of General Grant I confess that I can't picture paying that much from my hoard!
  • (Vanity) Political Limerick 6-25-2007

    06/25/2007 10:27:54 PM PDT · by grey_whiskers · 1 replies · 325+ views
    grey_whiskers ^ | 6-25-2007 | grey_whiskers
    See for example this thread first. So slow, like it's not moving at all The alleged (cough, cough) border wall They're following orders Don't defend the borders It's much more like the four-corners stall!
  • (Vanity) Political Limerick 6-24-2007

    06/24/2007 7:38:23 AM PDT · by grey_whiskers · 324+ views
    grey_whiskers ^ | 6-24-2007 | grey_whiskers
    See for example this thread first. Now I've heard that the very next thing Paris Hilton will do's Larry King All her lame interviews will supplant the news ...and again when they tell her next fling!
  • (Vanity) Political Limerick 6-22-2007

    06/22/2007 5:58:51 PM PDT · by grey_whiskers · 313+ views
    grey_whiskers ^ | 6-22-2007 | grey_whiskers
    See for example this thread first. You will not believe I'm not joking The firefighters were not toking Well it got way too hot A warehouse filled with pot They didn't inhale -- it was smoking!
  • (Vanity) Political Limerick 6-20-2007

    06/20/2007 11:43:40 PM PDT · by grey_whiskers · 249+ views
    grey_whiskers ^ | 6-21-2007 | grey_whiskers
    See for example this thread first. Phew! What's that awful smell up in the skies? I admit it's kind of a surprise Sewage in the aisle Brings a frown not a smile Shall we say, 'Come fly the friendly sties' ?