I love Iowa. I just wish it would go away. For the life of me, I can't figure out why anybody gives a darn who the various corn farmers and college professors of Iowa want for president. Today's caucuses in Iowa are the largest exercise in unwarranted self-importance in the history of our Republic. Every four years our nation's presidential aspirants spend months and millions kissing every Hawkeye fanny they can find, and I think we've just about had enough. It is ridiculous to subject the selection of the most powerful person in the world to the peculiarities and arrogances...