<p>Here?s how the 2006 mid-term election was stolen.</p>
<p>Note the past tense. And I?m not kidding.</p>
<p>And shoot me for saying this, but it won?t be stolen by jerking with the touch-screen machines (though they?ll do their nasty part). While progressives panic over the viral spread of suspect computer black boxes, the Karl Rove-bots have been tunneling into the vote vaults through entirely different means.</p>