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  • (Vanity) The Navy Seal Song

    05/08/2011 10:13:49 PM PDT · by grey_whiskers · 6 replies
    grey_whiskers ^ | 05-09-2011 | grey_whiskers
    Scene: onboard the USS Carl Vincent Sailor: (Takes Osama out of the cooler and thumps his head on the counter. Throws him up in the air and watches him plummet to the floor.) "Now that's what I call a dead terrorist." Obama: No, no.....No, 'e's stunned! Sailor: STUNNED?!? Obama: Yeah! You stunned him, just as he was wakin' up! Afghanistan Blues stun easily, Seaman. Sailor: Um...now look...now look, mate, I've definitely 'ad enough of this. That terrorist is definitely deceased, and when I purchased him not eight hours ago, you assured me that his total lack of movement was due...
  • why did you ban me? (ZOT!!! What is the sound of one troll frying?)

    05/13/2005 9:17:36 AM PDT · by janet_leeds · 216 replies · 6,348+ views
    janet_leeds
    Yes. I am new to this website and was wondering why my account was banned? I posted an article I wrote about how Buddhism not Islam is a threat to America and is the fastest growing religion instead of Islam. I noted how Buddhism denies the existence of God and the divinity of Christ, I also made note of how Buddhists practice an evil satanic ceremony called doku. It is a ritual where Buddhist monks use a doku drum made of the hide of a white christian baby to conjure up demons for human sacrifice. Using three fingers they beat...
  • Never thought I'd register here and get the ZOT!!

    09/11/2004 9:54:50 AM PDT · by Madam Tussaud · 73 replies · 2,236+ views
    <p>I cannot simply stand by and watch you guys lying and lying on this website, about the veracity of John FORGED Kerry, about the patriotism of Jane Fonda, about the authenticity of the forged Bush Guard files...they are authentic forgeries. The White House itself handed those forged documents out after CBS gave them copies...now you guys are questioning them?? LMAO!!</p>
  • ZOT: Let's All Vote November 2! (Proposal for WORLD election)

    09/08/2004 1:13:51 PM PDT · by awesomechick · 158 replies · 2,854+ views
    07 September 2004 | Tahar Ben Jelloun
    And what if, this coming November 2, at the same time as millions of Americans, all the world's peoples went to the ballot box to vote? There would be legitimacy in their participation in the election of the president of the world's greatest power. Simply because their lives, their future, depend on it in one way or another. It would be a symbolic gesture, a universal speech in observation of a fact and a direct and unambiguous way of saying that the fate of the world depends in large part on the American presidency. The Vietnamese and the Chileans at...
  • ZOT!!! Stop the war on trolls, there's gonna be a backlash!

    08/31/2004 3:10:23 PM PDT · by dawninmi · 248 replies · 4,638+ views
    STOP THE WAR ON HEROISM As an American, I am very upset about how people are attacking Sen. John Kerry's (USN '66-'70) war record. I can't help but think about how these attacks will effect soldiers serving so bravely today. I am writing to show my support to ALL soldiers that server during a time of war, regardless of your service length, location or level of danger you are in. When critics refer to Kerry's service as "only 4 months," they are completely dismissing his first tour of duty on the USS Gridley. What message does this send to soldiers...
  • ZOT: Southside

    02/28/2004 2:02:40 PM PST · by its just a coincidence · 80 replies · 519+ views
    Moby
    see myself in the pouring home see the light come over now see myself in the pouring rain i watch hope come over me here we are now, going to the east side i pick up my friends and we start to ride ride all night, we ride all day some may come and some may stay here we are in the pouring home i watch the light man fall the comb i watch a light move across the screen i watch the light come over me here we are now going to the west side weapons in hand as...
  • How Monty Python Changed the World - Innovative troupe subject of autobiography

    12/10/2003 11:48:10 AM PST · by anymouse · 157 replies · 545+ views
    CNN ^ | Wednesday, December 10, 2003 | Todd Leopold
    <p>No matter where you look, even in some of the remotest parts of the planet, you can't avoid Monty Python.</p> <p>The Monty Python member was recently in the Himalayas making the latest in his series of travel programs. As he climbed a peak in the Annapurna group, making a steep ascent of one of the highest mountains in the world, he stopped to catch his breath.</p>
  • Action Figures For Imbeciles It's the G.W. Bush "aviator" doll [S.F. Barf Alert]

    08/22/2003 7:27:11 AM PDT · by Cultural Jihad · 128 replies · 483+ views
    San Francisco Chronicle ^ | August 22, 2003 | Mark Morford
    <p>Oh my God honey that is so damn cute our little Timmy will just love that Bush doll, once he gets through playing with all his tanks and guns and finishes shoving M-80s into the cat and once the Ritalin kicks in, wow Bush sure looks totally hot in that outfit doesn't he honey? Maybe I'll just go "play" with him in the bathroom for a bit, K? Where's the margarine? Back in 5.</p>
  • Stop The Gay Canadians!

    06/20/2003 7:42:29 AM PDT · by Mister Magoo · 56 replies · 571+ views
    SF Gate ^ | June 20, 2003 | Mark Morford
    <p>Hordes of quivering GOP lawmakers and vast throngs of proudly homophobic right-wing Christian Americans fell into an adorable tizzy the other day as the entire really, really big country of Canada announced it will change its law to allow full-on homosexual marriage anywhere in the whole country including Vancouver and Toronto and even "that weird province with all the gay French people."</p>