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  • Noon Stakeout Takes a Bizarre Twist (NM sheriff caught with pants down?)

    09/14/2006 9:22:56 AM PDT · by CedarDave · 16 replies · 627+ views
    The Albuquerque Journal ^ | September 14, 2006 | Rozanna M. Martinez
    Was Sandoval County Sheriff John Paul Trujillo conducting surveillance in a drug operation or was he just caught with his pants down? Trujillo says he was at the New Mexico Park & Ride parking lot in Bernalillo about noon on Monday in response to a tip regarding illegal drug activity. And he contends an incident report by a Bernalillo police officer contains details that are "false allegations." Two Bernalillo police officers say they spotted Trujillo's vehicle parked in the lot with the engine running and a sun shade covering most of the windshield. Officer Mark Aragon said in his report...
  • Chimp poop 'reveals AIDS' origins'

    05/25/2006 1:30:25 PM PDT · by pissant · 84 replies · 1,883+ views
    The Australian ^ | 5/25/06 | staff
    RESEARCHERS who picked up and analysed wild chimp droppings said today they had shown how the AIDS virus originated in wild apes in Cameroon and then spread in humans across Africa and eventually the world. Their study, published in the journal Science, supports other studies that suggest people somehow caught the deadly human immunodeficiency virus from chimpanzees, perhaps by killing and eating them. "It says that the chimpanzee group that gave rise to HIV ... this chimp community resides in Cameroon," said Beatrice Hahn of the University of Alabama, who led the study. "But that doesn't mean the epidemic originated...