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  • Michelle Obama wears shorts on summer vacation. And some people are outraged. Sigh.

    08/19/2009 9:33:07 AM PDT · by pissant · 214 replies · 8,379+ views
    LA Times ^ | 8/19/09 | staff
    Seems some people are actually outraged, outraged that First Lady Michelle Obama dared to bare so much leg by wearing shorts on a recent trip to the sweltering Grand Canyon. OMG. First she wears a sleeveless dress, now this? But think about this for a minute. What should she have worn to the Grand Canyon? A tweed pantsuit? A ballgown? What do you wear on your summer vacation?
  • Student auctions off virginity for offers of more than £2.5 million

    01/12/2009 1:13:49 PM PST · by Roberts · 106 replies · 5,019+ views
    UK Telegraph ^ | 1/12/09 |
    Natalie Dylan, 22, claims her offer of a one-night stand has persuaded 10,000 men to bid for sex with her. Last September, when her auction came to light, she had received bids up to £162,000 ($243,000) but since then interest in her has rocketed. The student who has a degree in Women's Studies insisted she was not demeaning herself. Miss Dylan, from San Diego, California, USA, said she was persuaded to offer herself to the highest bidder after her sister Avia, 23, paid for her own degree after working as a prostitute for three weeks. She said she had had...
  • 9th Circuit's chief judge posted sexually explicit matter on his website

    06/11/2008 12:06:56 PM PDT · by Uncledave · 55 replies · 472+ views
    LA Times ^ | 6/11/2008 | Scott Glover
    One of the highest-ranking federal judges in the United States, who is currently presiding over an obscenity trial in Los Angeles, has maintained a publicly accessible website featuring sexually explicit photos and videos. Alex Kozinski, chief judge of the U.S. 9th Circuit Court of Appeals, acknowledged in an interview with The Times that he had posted the materials, which included a photo of naked women on all fours painted to look like cows and a video of a half-dressed man cavorting with a sexually aroused farm animal. Some of the material was inappropriate, he conceded, although he defended other sexually...
  • Mad Cows Come Home-Why the disease scare may be great for the U.S. food industry and consumers.

    01/05/2004 6:03:25 PM PST · by Hillary's Lovely Legs · 20 replies · 119+ views
    Slate ^ | Douglas Gantenbein
    Just the name "mad cow" disease is enough to inspire alarm, and its scientific appellation isn't any more comforting: bovine spongiform encephalopathy. Humans who eat infected meat may suffer from a form of the illness called variant Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease, a brain-wasting affliction that, as David Plotz memorably put it several years ago, "murders by driving its young victims insane, then melting their brains." The illness is horrible, made even creepier by its long incubation (five years or more) and the lack of any cure. It was all but inevitable that the discovery just before Christmas of a single cow in...

    11/29/2003 8:23:34 PM PST · by doug from upland · 70 replies · 747+ views
    dfu | 11-2003 | dfu
    Those in the radical homosexual movement are outraged when we ask --- If a man can marry another man, why can't he marry a goat? Is the suggestion of marrying a goat outrageous? Perhaps. But who brought us to this discussion? For most of modern human history, it has been recognized that marriage is between one man and one woman. They have children, and they carry on the species. A mom and dad raising children is generally the best nurturing environment for them. Homosexuals want to be accepted as equals, not just in human kindness, but in all aspects of...