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  • Hurricane Irma: Dog owners fleeing Irma leave pets tied to trees

    09/10/2017 2:31:16 PM PDT · by Artemis Webb · 65 replies
    Palm Beach Post ^ | 9/9/2017 | Jennifer Sorentrue
    Some Glades residents fleeing Hurricane Irma left their pets tethered to trees and cars before evacuating the area, county officials said Saturday. Dianne Sauve, head of Palm Beach County Animal Care and Control, said the department will be pursuing criminal charges against owners who abandoned their dogs and left them tied up in places where they would not be able to escape the storm. Animal control officers rescued 26 dogs from Pahokee and Belle Glade on Friday.
  • Russia steps up North Korea support to constrain US

    08/31/2017 1:51:08 PM PDT · by Trump_vs_Evil_Witch · 31 replies
    Deutche Welle ^ | 5-17-2017 | Julian Welle
    Despite efforts by the United Nations to impose isolating sanctions on North Korea in response to the country's continued development of nuclear weapons and intercontinental ballistic missiles, trade between Russia and North Korea soared more than 85 percent in the first four months of the year.
  • President Trump is Briefed on Antifa Fail (humor)

    08/29/2017 1:48:01 AM PDT · by Enchante · 1 replies
    Reddit ^ | August 29, 2017 | Reddit
    President Trump is Briefed on Antifa Fail (humor)
  • Videos show East High cheerleaders repeatedly forced into splits, police investigating

    08/24/2017 8:00:47 AM PDT · by Enterprise · 57 replies
    http://www.nbcsandiego.com ^ | August 23, 2017 | Unknown
    Police are investigating a Denver high school's administration after video surfaced of cheerleaders being forced into doing splits, NBC affiliate KUSA reported. The video shows an incoming freshman at East High School surrounded by teammates and a coach in June during the first week of cheer camp. The girl screams in pain and repeatedly cries "please stop" as the group tries to force her legs into a split. KUSA received seven similar videos. The school's principal, cheer coach, assistant cheer coach and an assistant principal, as well as Denver Public Schools deputy general counsel, have been placed on leave during...
  • After 8 years of the laziest President in history, Newsweek calls Trump Lazy?

    08/05/2017 10:25:31 AM PDT · by thepatriot1 · 19 replies
    Vanity ^ | Newsweek
  • Govermentium

    07/11/2017 6:19:28 AM PDT · by ptsal · 11 replies
    Urban Dictionary ^ | March 22,2006 | Rickster_dc
    The heaviest chemical element yet known to science. Governmentium (Gv) has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of Governmentium causes one reaction to take over four days to complete when it would normally take less than a second....
  • Trump Impeachment Calls Surge as President Faces ‘Most Serious Scandal’ in U.S. History

    06/10/2017 6:02:23 PM PDT · by tcrlaf · 122 replies
    Newsweep ^ | 6-10-2016 | Jason Lamiere
    Amid James Comey’s damning testimony before the Senate Intelligence Committee, calls for President Donald Trump to face impeachment proceedings are surging. In the past 48 hours, two of the leading Trump resistance groups have called for the first time for the impeachment process to start against Trump on charges of obstruction of Justice.
  • Philly reporter’s epic career suicide caught on camera.... [tr]

    06/06/2017 1:50:49 PM PDT · by Enchante · 95 replies
    BizPacReview ^ | June 6, 2017 | Frieda Powers
    <p>Campbell yelled, shoved and even mocked spitting at the security guard before the very patient Philadelphia police officer had to handcuff and arrest her.</p> <p>“You’re arresting a girl for no f***ing reason,” she yelled in the officer’s face. “If I had my tits out and my ass hanging out you wouldn’t arrest me right?”</p>
  • Sending a message: Hundreds turn out for People’s Climate March in Kailua-Kona

    04/30/2017 4:17:02 AM PDT · by LeoWindhorse · 24 replies
    West Hawaii Today ^ | Apr 29 , 2017 | Chelsea Jensen
    From Kailua-Kona to Hilo to the marquee event Peoples Climate March in Washington, D.C., thousands of like-minded folks nationwide took to the streets on Saturday to demand action on climate change and take aim at the Trump Administration’s policies they say are an assault on the environment.
  • Beer, but no money, stolen in break-in at Pittsburgh bar

    04/21/2017 11:00:37 AM PDT · by Buckeye McFrog · 43 replies
    WPXI ^ | April 21, 2017 | uncredited
    PITTSBURGH - Police were searching Friday morning for a burglar who broke into a Carrick bar. Channel 11’s Steven Fisher reported that police and the owner were called to the Double Door Bar at 4 a.m. when a security alarm went off. Officers found the cash register on the ground, but no money was missing. The burglar took two six-packs of Coors Light beer. The owner told Channel 11 News that the surveillance cameras at the bar were not working.
  • Ted Cruz: Warren could beat Trump in 2020

    04/20/2017 6:39:49 PM PDT · by conservative98 · 190 replies
    The Hill ^ | 04/19/17 | John Bowden
    Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) is already worried about the GOP's chances of keeping the White House in 2020. In a panel discussion Tuesday, Cruz warned that Democrats, led by Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-Mass.), could retake the White House in 2020 if President Trump and Republicans fail to overcome party divides that threaten their ability to govern.
  • MSNBC Panel: GOP Criticizing Rice ‘Maybe Because She’s A Black Woman’

    04/05/2017 7:32:23 AM PDT · by rktman · 45 replies
    dailycaller.com ^ | 4/4/2017 | Derek Hunter
    MSNBC host Chris Matthews and MSNBC contributor David Corn believe they know why Republicans have a problem with President Barack Obama’s former National Security Advisor Susan Rice – her gender and her skin color. In discussing how Republicans reacted to Rice, who it was revealed this week asked for names of Trump campaign officials to be unmasked in intelligence reports, telling conflicting stories in the past few weeks, Matthews observed, “Notice it’s always a female? Just a thought.” “By the way,” Matthews, whose wife Kathleen is interim Chair of the Maryland Democratic Party, declared, “this is all after the election....
  • Media Outlets Rally ‘Auntie Maxine’ as Millennial Leader

    03/27/2017 6:27:21 AM PDT · by MarvinStinson · 51 replies
    freebeacon ^ | March 24, 2017 | Madeleine Weast
    Media outlets have labeled Rep. Maxine Waters (D., Calif.) as the new Democratic leader for millennials to rally behind. Various publications have been revving up coverage of Waters as a millennial icon after the congresswoman abruptly left a confidential meeting with FBI Director James Comey, claiming he did not have any credibility. In late January, Elle magazine published an article titled, "Congresswoman Maxine Waters Will Read You Now." The article talks about Waters' impressive "shade"–meaning the ability to underhandedly insult people–calling her "this week's Shade Bae." "I'm tempted to elect Congresswoman Waters as this week's Shade Bae, but shade is...
  • Sen. Feinstein at Gorsuch Confirmation: NRA an ‘Extreme Organization

    03/21/2017 7:31:15 AM PDT · by rktman · 67 replies
    breitbart.com ^ | 3/20/2017 | AWR Hawkins
    During the opening day of confirmation hearings for Supreme Court nominee Neil Gorsuch, Sen. Dianne Feinstein (D-CA) called the NRA an “extreme organization” that stands in the way of getting “military-style assault weapons off our streets.” Feinstein’s NRA comment came after she voiced her expectations that the Supreme Court will have final say on air and water pollution and just before she addressed employers who “[discriminate] against workers.” CSPAN 2 aired Feinstein’s comments: “It is the Supreme Court that will have final word … [on] whether the NRA and other extreme organizations will be able to block common sense gun...
  • A Day Without a Woman - NEED HELP (vanity)

    02/19/2017 4:20:57 AM PST · by Badboo · 43 replies
    Comrades you are called upon to assist in this endeavor. Please post your most creative slogan that captures the revolutionary spirit of this event. Something that say your buddy (whose womenfolk might attend - poor sap) could use.
  • UCSD Students Protest Dalai Lama Speech,Claim Violates Schools Values of Respect, Tolerance...

    02/18/2017 10:06:41 AM PST · by davikkm · 33 replies
    breitbart ^ | TOM CICCOTTA
    Students at the University of California, San Diego are protesting an upcoming speech by the Dalai Lama on the grounds that he is an “oppressive figure threatening to divide a unified China.” According to a report from Quartz Magazine, an offshoot of The Atlantic, students at the University of California, San Diego are concerned about an upcoming visit from the Dalai Lama, who they consider to be a threat to the Communist Party of the People’s Republic of China.
  • Russian hackers prank phone call to Sen. McCain

    02/16/2017 3:47:12 PM PST · by FR_addict · 41 replies
    Youtube ^ | Feb 16,2017 | HXVideo
    Video has John McCain conducting foreign policy without President. I don't know if it is real or not, but it sure sounds like McCain
  • PRANKSTERS Fool John McCain On Phone Call Pretending To Be Ukraine Leader

    02/16/2017 6:02:52 PM PST · by markomalley · 26 replies
    Gateway Pundit ^ | 2/16/17 | Ryan Saavedra
    Pranksters Fool John McCain Into Releasing Secrets The same pranksters that successfully fooled Maxine Waters this week into believing the Russians invaded Limpopo appear to have a new victim in Senator John McCain.The well known Russian pair of phone pranksters, Vovan (Vladimir Kuznetsov) and Lexus (Alexei Stoliarov), placed a phone call to U.S. Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) pretending to be Prime Minister Volodymyr Groysman of the Ukraine.In the alleged audio of Senator McCain he talks about urging President Trump send lethal weapons to fight the Russians.“I have to be very frank with my friend, the prime minister. I do not know...
  • Saturday: The Opening of the Museum of Trayvon Martin: A Meeting before Labor (Read admission rule)

    02/08/2017 3:26:50 PM PST · by 2ndDivisionVet · 66 replies
    The City Paper ^ | February 8, 2017 | Rebekah Kirkman
    Feb. 11 When I spoke to artist Malcolm Peacock last year in advance of his experiential/participatory artwork "Let the Sun Set on You," he reflected on the many ways in which the deaths of Black people affect history and spark movements, memorials, solidarity. Reflecting on his research for that piece, he said: "It was interesting how history affects death, and how death affects history, depending on who dies, depending on what dies, what will determine how it's spoken about." In this new work, Peacock continues to grapple with death and violence, this time looking at Trayvon Martin, whose death (and...
  • France bans unlimited refills of soda drinks to battle bulging obesity levels

    01/26/2017 11:15:30 PM PST · by Olog-hai · 36 replies
    TheLocal.fr ^ | 26 January 2017 17:07 CET+01:00
    From Friday restaurants in France will be breaking the law if they offer unlimited fizzy drinks to customers, as the government takes another step to fight the problem of obesity. The new law was published in the government’s Journal Officiel website on Thursday and will come into effect on Friday. It specifically states that it’s illegal to sell soft drinks at a fixed price for an unlimited amount of drink, and illegal to offer unlimited amounts for free. The ban applies to all soft drinks or soda “fountains” in places open to the public, including fast food-chains and restaurants. It...