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  • Chinese Man Gets Wrench Stuck on Penis

    07/06/2017 7:44:28 AM PDT · by irish guard · 128 replies
    Shanghaiist.com ^ | Alex Lindor
    Based on the size of the wrench, I don't think his last name was HungWas he trying to loosen a nut or is he just Hard Up???Have at it FreeRepublic
  • "Good Adds Up"...but Evil Multiplies [video]

    06/28/2017 9:45:17 AM PDT · by Slings and Arrows · 3 replies
    Me, via YouTube ^ | 6/28/17 | Me, as "Hopalong Ginsberg"
    To celebrate reaching 2 billion serfs...ah, users...Facebook has been encouraging people to share videos made with a generator called "Good Adds Up." While I was initially skeptical, I tried the generator, and I have to admit: With just a slight bit of tweaking, the video did indeed capture the real me.
  • Bizarre video of turkeys circling dead cat goes viral

    03/10/2017 5:37:19 PM PST · by Extremely Extreme Extremist · 60 replies
    ASHLEIGH JACKSON ^ | 03 MARCH 2017 | AP
    RANDOLPH, Mass. (AP) — A bizarre scene of a group of wild turkeys walking in a circle around a dead cat was caught on video by a Massachusetts man who perhaps best described it: an attempt to give the feline its 10th life. Jonathan Davis came across the fowl play in the Boston suburb of Randolph Thursday. He posted a video on Twitter that he says was viewed a half million times by the late afternoon. The recording shows what appears to be 17 turkeys circling the cat.
  • Turkeys Circling a Dead Cat...plus theme music [video mashup]

    03/12/2017 3:42:22 AM PDT · by Slings and Arrows · 27 replies
    Me, via YouTube ^ | 3/12/17 | Me (mashup only)
    By request.
  • Honor student, 17, is struck by freight train and loses both feet after lying down....

    03/03/2017 1:51:12 PM PST · by Morgana · 104 replies
    daily mail uk ^ | march 3, 2017 | Snejana Farberov For Dailymail.com
    FULL TITLE: Honor student, 17, is struck by freight train and loses both feet after lying down with legs draped over the tracks A 17-year-old Georgia high school senior has lost both his feet after being struck by a freight train in suburban Atlanta. Lilburn Police Captain Thomas Bardugon say the victim, identified as Jacob Ohl, was lying alongside the train tracks near Shelly Lane with his feet draped over the rail when he was struck by a northbound CSX train at 1pm Thursday. It took the locomotive between half a mile and three quarters of a mile to stop...
  • Pet snake gets stuck in woman's stretched earlobe

    02/01/2017 7:08:14 AM PST · by BenLurkin · 110 replies
    FoxNews.com ^ | Published February 01, 2017
    Glawe said the Ball Python snake, named Bart, was too big to fit all the way through her lobe, and she was unable to extract it on her own. Glawe further explained that she wears gages in her earlobes but had taken them out. ... A friend informed concerned commenters that doctors at Portland Adventist Hospital made a slight cut in Glawe’s ear and used Vaseline while further stretching the lobe with a plastic tool so that the snake could wiggle out. Glawe told another commenter that her ear was numbed before the procedure and that the experience hurt “a...
  • Jack Chick has passed away

    10/24/2016 12:45:41 PM PDT · by Borges · 235 replies
    https://twitter.com/ChickPub | 10/24/2016
    He was 92.
  • FACEBOOK Cat Video Performed by Ballet Zoom, a Spanish disco dance troupe circa 1973. (There Are Cat

    09/10/2016 2:01:02 AM PDT · by Slings and Arrows · 19 replies
    FACEBOOK Messy Nessy Chiccopied by Popsugar ^ | UPLOADED ON FACEBOOK ON September 5, 2016copied by PopsugarHedy Phillips9/7/16 | FACEBOOK Messy Nessy Chic copied by PopsugarHedy Phillips
    The beautiful thing about the internet is that there's always that weird corner somewhere where all the gems live. You can find actual treasure when you least expect it. This video is a gold mine from the weird corner of the internet. In it, Spanish disco dance troupe Ballet Zoom shimmies and dances and exercises (if you can call it that) like cats with cats. The absurd video from the 1970s surfaced this week, and I personally cannot get enough. Check it out to see what I mean — I think you'll be glad you did.
  • Doctors remove 40 knives from man's stomach in India

    08/22/2016 11:23:47 AM PDT · by BenLurkin · 42 replies
    A man in India spent two months swallowing knives and had 40 of them surgically removed from his stomach, according to the doctor who led the operation. "He had a wild urge to consume metal. Even for us, the experienced surgeons, it was frightening," Dr. Jatinder Malhotra told CNN. "We were so nervous... a small mistake could have taken the patient's life. In my 20 years of practice, I have never seen anything like it." Malhotra said it took his team about two days to form a diagnosis and surgery plan. ... Malhotra said they found foldable knives, which when...
  • Rename the United States Navy Ship USS Harvey Milk to USS Harambe

    08/04/2016 8:29:35 PM PDT · by Byron_the_Aussie · 52 replies
    petitions.whitehouse.gov ^ | 8/4/2016 | G.D.
    While there is no doubt that Harvey Milk died in the service of his country, his contribution to American history pales in comparison to the Silverback magnificence that was Harambe. Harambe who gave his life in a volley of friendly fire. Harambe. It also offers a strategic advantage: the name Harambe — even whispered — will demand respect, obeisance, and awe. A USS Harambe will strike fear in the hearts of our enemies in a way that the name "Milk” never could. USS Harambe will remind the world that America never forgets its heroes. USS Harambe, this who we are.
  • Petition To Remove Air Conditioning From State Department Has Over 1,800 Signatures [over 5000 now]

    07/26/2016 10:27:26 AM PDT · by Slings and Arrows · 75 replies
    Daily Caller ^ | 07/25/2016 | Craig Bordeau
    An online petition to remove all air conditioning from Department of State property has gotten more than 1,800 signatures since it was posted online Sunday.A Change.org user named Hopalong Ginsberg created the petition in response to remarks made by Secretary of State John Kerry claiming air conditioning and refrigerants are as much of a threat to the world as the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria (ISIS). The petition garnered 1,869 signatures by Monday afternoon.The petition states: “WHEREAS, Secretary of State John F. Kerry has suggested that air conditioners are as big a threat as ISIS, and WHEREAS, it is the duty of our elected...
  • Petition: Remove air conditioning from all US State Department property.

    07/24/2016 3:01:14 AM PDT · by Slings and Arrows · 72 replies
    Change.org ^ | 7/24/16 | Me, as "Hopalong Ginsberg"
    WHEREAS, Secretary of State John F. Kerry has suggested that air conditioners are as big a threat as ISIS, and WHEREAS, it is the duty of our elected and appointed government officials to lead by example, THEREFORE, we call upon the U.S. Department of State to remove air conditioning from all property that the Department owns, rents, or otherwise employs, including but not limited to embassies, consulates, office buildings, etc., all vehicles owned and/or operated by the Department, and any other property, real or movable, owned, rented, or otherwise employed by the Department.
  • Cops: Collegian Dove Naked Into Garbage Truck

    06/08/2016 10:18:03 AM PDT · by Gamecock · 46 replies
    A naked collegian apparently high on PCP jumped into the hopper of a garbage truck and fought with cops trying to extract him, according to a police report. Benjamin Abele, a 22-year-old University of Georgia senior, was arrested last Sunday morning after police had to tase him twice during a scuffle. When Abele was finally detained, he was drenched in a slippery, malodorous liquid that had pooled inside the truck’s hopper. As detailed in an Athens-Clarke County Police Department report, an officer spotted Abele running naked on a downtown Athens street around 2:30 AM. The student then dove into the...
  • Yikes! Live Python Falls From Hospital Ceiling

    05/10/2016 10:15:50 AM PDT · by nickcarraway · 34 replies
    KFOR ^ | MAY 10, 2016
    A month after slithering into the ceiling of Washington’s Tacoma General Hospital, a white ball python is back with its owner. Sources say a visitor brought the snake to the hospital in a cat carrier full of stuffed animals. After the owner went home, he realized his python had escaped and notified the hospital, according to KCPQ. Hospital workers said they didn’t think anything of it because they see strange things happen all the time. The snake was found, “when it came out of the ceiling ventilation on April 30,” said Marce Edwards with MultiCare Health System. Edwards confirmed that...
  • Yearbook Prank Lands High School Student Felony Charge

    05/03/2016 4:11:53 PM PDT · by nickcarraway · 44 replies
    KRQE ^ | 5/3
    An Arizona high school student is facing a felony charge after police say he exposed himself in a football team picture that ended up in the school yearbook. Mesa police say 19-year-old Hunter Osborn was arrested after they were alerted to the picture over the weekend. A police document says the Red Mountain High School team photo shows Osborn exposing his penis through the top of his waistband.
  • 'Angel that fell from the sky’ was actually an inflatable sex doll

    05/01/2016 10:30:48 PM PDT · by Slings and Arrows · 39 replies
    Metro ^ | 5/1/16 | Jen Mills
    The ‘angel’ (Picture: Detik.com) When a fisherman found a beautiful doll floating in the sea days after a solar eclipse in Indonesia, he thought it was an angel. Pardin, 21, rescued it from the water and took it home, where his mother took care of it like a real human, dressing it every day in a different blouse and hijab and sitting in a chair. Word spread in the small village on Banggai island off central Sulawesi with embellishments added to the story too, such as that the ‘angel child’ was found stranded and crying, according to local media. His...
  • 21 Harmless Things That Cause A Surprising Number Of Deaths

    04/27/2016 12:48:00 PM PDT · by Slings and Arrows · 24 replies
    Cracked.com ^ | April 27, 2016
    Accidental gun deaths/year: 505 (Ref: http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/05/01/cdc-report-35369-vehicle-accident-deaths-505-gun-accident-deaths/) Disclaimer #1: Most stats in article unsourced. Disclaimer #2: It's Cracked.com.
  • "The Gaza Stripper" [mashup video]

    04/23/2016 11:03:22 AM PDT · by Slings and Arrows · 7 replies
    Me, via YouTube (as Hopalong Ginsberg) ^ | 4/23/16 | Me, as "Hopalong Ginsberg" [ed.]
    I thought that we could use an inspirational video for Passover. (Music, obviously, is not mine.)
  • Kitty Porn! - NSFWD! [Kitty video; not actually pornographic]

    04/22/2016 2:16:50 PM PDT · by Slings and Arrows · 52 replies
    Me, via YouTube (as Hopalong Ginsberg) ^ | 4/22/16 | Me, as "Hopalong Ginsberg"
    Misty and Deimos are insatiable! NSFWD = Not Safe For Wiener Dogs Music: "Love Muscle" - The Sex-O-Rama Band
  • the soothing sound of 14 pitched down crying babies...with SPEED METAL DRUMMING! [video]

    04/18/2016 10:18:37 AM PDT · by Slings and Arrows · 68 replies
    Me, via YouTube (as Hopalong Ginsberg) ^ | 4/18/16 | Drunken Bear (original); Hopalong Ginsberg (drum track)
    Laz asked me to take this video and add a speed metal drum track to it. His request was granted.