Free Republic 2nd Quarter Fundraising Target: $88,000 Receipts & Pledges to-date: $54,305
Woo hoo!! And we're now over 61%!! Thank you all very much for your continuing support!

Keyword: notfunny

Brevity: Headers | « Text »
  • Bush Among Stingrays (Left-wing cartoonist goes WAY too far)

    09/10/2006 7:04:25 PM PDT · by DaveLoneRanger · 58 replies · 3,395+ views
    Lexington Herald-Leader ^ | September 6, 2006 | Joel Pett
    The following cartoon appeared in the Lexington Herald-Leader on September 6. Joel Pett is a left-wing cartoonist whose cartoons frequently skirt the edge of offensive. Now, Joel has chosen to capitalize on the death of Steve Irwin to make yet another attack on Bush. If this makes you angry and you would like to contact the editorial board or Mr. Pett himself, here's some contact information. I do not advocate profanity, abuse, or anything that is or may be perceived as illegal. But Mr. Pett and the Herald-Leader deserve to hear from the numbers of us who are outraged about...
  • Gay Apostles

    07/07/2006 11:42:35 AM PDT · by bruin66 · 4 replies · 515+ views
    unk | unk
    Ten Things That Would Be Different If The 12 Apostles Had Been Gay 10. The Last Supper would have been brunch. 09. The Beatitudes would start, "Fabulous are they....." 08. Jesus' triumphant entry into Jerusalem screams for a production number with lots of ostrich feather palm fronds and a large oyster shell, instead of just a donkey and some palm leaves. 07. The water at the wedding feast of Canaan would not have been changed to wine, but to extra dry Bombay Sapphire martinis with a touch of Curacao for color. 06. The temple would not only have been cleansed...
  • Crack Found In Space Shuttle Fuel Line Assembly - 11 December 2002

    Crack Found In Space Shuttle Fuel Line Assembly By BRIAN BERGER Space News Staff Writer posted: 05:13 pm ET 11 December 2002 WASHINGTON NASA is forming a team to analyze a crack found in part of the Space Shuttle Discoverys propulsion system during a routine maintenance inspection at Kennedy Space Center, Fla.
  • Radio show apologizes for "sex assault" poll

    06/06/2006 8:36:35 AM PDT · by presidio9 · 5 replies · 489+ views
    Reuters ^ | 666
    Hosts of a chat show on a Hong Kong radio station apologized Tuesday for an Internet survey asking its listeners to vote which actress they would most like to sexually assault. The Commercial Radio poll drew widespread criticism last week, with teachers, legislators and ordinary citizens slamming it for advocating violence against women and for corrupting youth. "The program hosts and co-workers publicly apologize for any offence that the Internet poll 'Which female artiste would you most like to sexually assault' caused to female artistes and everyone in Hong Kong," a message posted on the radio Web site said. The...
  • (Vanity) Political Limerick 05-12-2006

    05/11/2006 9:55:16 PM PDT · by grey_whiskers · 2 replies · 254+ views
    grey_whiskers ^ | 05-11-2006 | grey_whiskers
    See for example this thread first. The latest gaffe from Howard Dean about gays puts him squarely between the Christians, who say "You can't marry, you're gay!" and the folks who say "God save the QUEEN!"
  • This is just a drill: Thanks to John McCain, Free Republic will shut down tomorrow at high noon for

    03/23/2006 8:03:45 PM PST · by Jim Robinson · 1,256 replies · 40,000+ views
    <p>Thanks to John McCain, Free Republic will shut down tomorrow at high noon for 30 days. No non government approved electioneering messages may be transmitted over the internet for the 30 days immediately preceding a primary election.</p> <p>That is all.</p>
  • British Drug Trial Makes Testees Horribly Sick

    03/16/2006 8:33:22 AM PST · by Lion in Winter · 14 replies · 492+ views
    Fox News | Thursday, March 16, 2006 | Staff
    <p>LONDON — Six men who became ill during a drug trial remained in serious condition in a London hospital Thursday.</p> <p>Two of the men were listed in critical condition, Northwick Park Hospital said in a statement.</p> <p>Raste Khan — one of two men given a placebo in the trial — said the six had been stricken within a few minutes of receiving the drug.</p>
  • (IMDB) If Republicans Ran Hollywood, Recent Movies would look like this....

    02/28/2006 9:59:40 AM PST · by lowbridge · 12 replies · 699+ views
    IMDB message boards (Film General) ^ | Feb 28 2006 | Alpha_Kenny_Woun
    If Republicans Ran Hollywood, Recent Movies would look like this ...... by - Alpha_Kenny_Woun 17 minutes ago (Tue Feb 28 2006 09:35:13 ) Ignore this User | Report Abuse -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Brokeback Mountain: A cowboy and cowgirl fall in love in the west while defending the borders from illegal Mexican immigrants, most of whom happen to be homosexuals for some reason. Jarhead: A soldier goes into the Marine Corpse, during which he learns the meaning of the words, honor, courage, and integrity. He goes to Iraq and is assigned to defend an outpost with a squad of 8 battle hardened vets....
  • Cheney "Inadvertently" Caused Death of Man He Stabbed On Previous Hunting Trip, Says White House

    03/01/2006 1:58:01 PM PST · by rface · 89 replies · 4,020+ views
    Tomburka ^ | February 13, 2006 | Tom Burka
    .....Eyewitnesses: Man Ran Into Cheney's Knife..... Vice President Cheney accidentally killed a man during a previous hunting trip, the White House reluctantly confirmed today after denying the incident several times. During a deer hunting expedition on a friend's eight billion dollar ranch, a man "ran into Cheney's knife" several times while Cheney was gutting and dressing a deer, wealthy Republican Party donors and eyewitnesses said. The man who died was Willford Buchs, a Bush family accountant who "took care of the books" for the Bushes and several Bush companies, and was later appointed Director of the Texas Accounting Commission after...
  • Non-Prophet Cartoons: Islam vs. The West

    02/20/2006 5:12:33 AM PST · by FerdieMurphy · 6 replies · 641+ views
    Sierra Times ^ | 2/20/2006 | Doug Krieger
    The West — specifically, the European West — stands aghast at Islam’s violent reaction to its comedic caricature of the Prophet and ponders: Shall we who enshrine our sacred rights to human expression suffer these cultural indignities and blatant intimidations designed to ultimately extinguish “our rights?” This is outrageous and morally repugnant to cower before a medieval culture that treats women, religious minorities and all things “civilized” with intolerance. Alas! Let us speak out in vehement solidarity against this “Scourge of Green” which seeks to smother some 500-years of Enlightenment! Reaction to the West’s Renaissance, Reformation, Enlightenment, and social revolutions...
  • Abortion (vanity)

    02/04/2006 12:45:38 PM PST · by Dr. Marten · 18 replies · 518+ views

    01/31/2006 7:14:52 PM PST · by Rodney King · 7 replies · 523+ views
    WWN ^ | today | Ed Anger
    BY ED ANGER Dear Pope Benedict XVI, Right off the bat, let me congratulate you on getting yourself elected pope and tell you how glad I am you won. Mainly 'cause I had 50 bucks riding on you! My good buddy George Sanford, one of our finest African-American reporters, somehow got it in his head that the cardinals were fixing to elect that Nigerian fella. To which I said: "Yeah, right." Turns out yours truly was right once again. I know a lot of liberals have been chewing your ear off with cockamamie suggestions, like giving the green light to...
  • Dave Letterman: 'Why,' you ask?

    01/08/2006 4:16:56 PM PST · by Aussie Dasher · 77 replies · 3,359+ views
    WorldNetDaily ^ | 9 January 2006 | Pat Boone
    I love Dave Letterman. He's my idea of the funniest man in America. I appreciate his intellect, his quirky, irritated ideas about what's funny, and certainly respect his right to whatever opinions he has about anything. I confess he irks me with his nightly ridicule and denigration of our president. He's really got it in for George Bush, and he and the staff select little snippets of speeches, or a stumble, or a door that doesn't open, or even just a little aside and shoulder-shaking chuckle – anything that makes the president appear foolish – and revel in derisive laughter....
  • DFU SONG: Annie's Song (Happy Birthday to Ann Coulter)

    12/08/2005 7:21:39 AM PST · by doug from upland · 30 replies · 896+ views
    DFU SONGS | 12-8-05 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland
    MIDI - ANNIE'S SONG She fills up the airwaves...with her sage right wing comments She has driven the leftists out of their foolish minds If she's not dodging pies thrown...she's enduring her critics Perky Katie Couric, she kicked your behind They match three a battle with Annie Some say that is unfair...well, I guess I would agree At the end of the segment, they are bloodied and crying Hey, liberal airheads, you need more than three The favorite of FReepers...well aware of the warning If they don't post her picture, angry comments they'll hear For your voice we...
  • DFU SONG: I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas (for the Dems, the white is a flag)

    12/08/2005 4:41:23 PM PST · by doug from upland · 8 replies · 581+ views
    DFU 2005 CHRISTMAS SONGS | 12-2005 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland
    MIDI - WHITE CHRISTMAS They're dreaming of a white Christmas The white is their flag in the air We can hear Howard blabbing...with big time back stabbing For our troop morale he doesn't care They're dreaming of a white Christmas John Kerry's nice white French beret We cannot ever trust them, you see Not with our national security (musical break - some nice Barney Frank twinkle toe music) They're dreaming of a white Christmas Some nice white wine while they retreat While our men are out home they're inciting Pelosi is hoping for defeat They're dreaming of a...
  • DFU SONG: Christmas 2005 - I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus (Jesse Jackson outside Tookie's house)

    12/12/2005 11:58:31 PM PST · by doug from upland · 7 replies · 390+ views
    DFU CHRISTMAS 2005 SONGS | 12-2005 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland
    MIDI - I SAW MOMMY KISSING SANTA CLAUS I saw Jesse Jackson, camera whore...just outside the walls of Tookie's house He showed his pearly was really quite a sight For lowlife Tookie Williams he was putting up a fight Oh, I saw Jesse Jackson, camera whore...that race-baiter is a piece of work We wondered, was his mistress you really think he'd dare Jesse Jackson's such a phony jerk I saw Jesse Jackson, camera whore...he was asked to give the victims' names He's taken by surprise...he could not believe his eyes The only answer heard was that he...
  • Theme Song for Dubya Bush

    12/07/2005 9:04:27 AM PST · by Koo Koo for KoKo Puffs · 52 replies · 900+ views
    When Islamists in this world appear And take the lives that we hold dear And frighten all who see or hear The cry goes up both far and near For Dubya Bush! Dubya Bush! Dubya Bush! Dubya Bush! Speed of lightning, roar of thunder Fighting all who kill or plunder Dubya Bush. Dubya Bush! When in this world the headlines read Of Islamist who make men bleed Who rob and steal to do this deed To right this wrong with blinding speed Goes Dubya Bush! Dubya Bush! Dubya Bush! Dubya Bush! Speed of lightning, roar of thunder Fighting all who...

    12/02/2005 6:06:11 AM PST · by GWB00 · 46 replies · 8,670+ views
    The Corner ^ | 12/02/2005 | Jonah Goldberg
    COOL FACTS ABOUT DICK CHENEY [Jonah Goldberg ] At Ace of Spades. Note: Much R-Ratedness and salty humor.
  • 'Wife Swap' Contestant Sues Over Gay "Wife"

    11/23/2005 6:06:52 AM PST · by paudio · 44 replies · 3,456+ views ^ | 22 November 2005
    A contestant on ABC's Wife Swap is suing the Walt Disney Company and the show's producer, RDF Media, for $10,225,000 after the person involved in the swap turned out to be a gay man. Jeffrey D. Bedford of Haileyville, OK told the Muskogee Phoenix that he could not comment on the case but provided a copy of his lawsuit in which he claims that the producers told him that if he did not proceed with the filming, they would not tell him his wife's whereabouts and would not pay for her return home; that the gay man invited members of...
  • Everybody Hates saddam

    11/15/2005 10:21:16 PM PST · by eastforker · 10 replies · 792+ views
    atomfilms. ^ | unknown | atomfilms
    everybody hates Saddam