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<title>Rev. Jesse Jackson leads pro-bingo march in Montgomery (no, really)</title>
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<description>(THIS IS NOT SATIRE) MONTGOMERY -- The Rev. Jesse Jackson led a march of about 200 people down Dexter Avenue to the Alabama Capitol to rally supporting bingo jobs in the state.---snip--- Jackson said the bingo debate ongoing in Alabama is a voting rights issue and a matter of economic justice. ---snip--- Rally leaders evoked Civil Rights era imagery during the march.Marchers sang, &#x26;#x22;We shall overcome&#x26;#x22; and the demonstration paused to pray in front of Dexter Avenue King Memorial Baptist Church, the church once led by the Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.</description>
<author>AL.com</author>
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<pubDate>Mon, 8 Mar 2010 13:39:11 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>McCain Declares Ben Nelson &#x26;#x22;The Biggest Whore In Congress&#x26;#x22; [Satire]</title>
<link>http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2411998/posts</link>
<description>Washington&#x26;#x97;As debate rages on in both the House of Representatives and U.S. Senate as to who the biggest whore in Congress is, Senator John McCain, R-AZ, went on Fox News Sunday to argue his case that Ben Nelson was by far the biggest whore. McCain went on to say that anyone who let himself be used by Senator Reid so easily was hands down the biggest slut he&#x26;#x92;d ever seen. &#x26;#x93;What this man did,&#x26;#x94; claimed McCain on Fox News Sunday, &#x26;#x93;was to demonstrate how big a harlot he was on a public stage. At least Senator Landrieu went out behind...</description>
<author>Elective Decisions</author>
<comments>http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2411998/posts#comment</comments>
<pubDate>Mon, 21 Dec 2009 03:16:38 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Will Iran Help or Hinder Obama in Afghanistan?-(unadulterated title)</title>
<link>http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2399732/posts</link>
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<author>time</author>
<comments>http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2399732/posts#comment</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 3 Dec 2009 23:23:16 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Global Warming Hoax&#x26;#x85; Climate Gate&#x26;#x85;Hacked climate emails include calls for &#x26;#x91;Earth Government&#x26;#x92;</title>
<link>http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2394038/posts</link>
<description>RELATED: CLIMATE BOMBSHELL: Hacker leaks thousands of emails showing conspiracy to &#x26;#x93;hide&#x26;#x94; the real data on manmade climate change One of the leaked climate emails was apparently a press release from &#x26;#x93;Earth Government&#x26;#x94; Newsletter dated 27 Mar 2003. The document calls for a &#x26;#x91;democratic&#x26;#x92; world government that would amalgamate and reform the prevailing global institutions including the United Nations, IMF, World Bank WTO, NAFTA, FTAA and others &#x26;#x93;for the good of all.</description>
<comments>http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2394038/posts#comment</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 05:56:54 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Tehran accuses US in case of missing Iranian nuclear scientist</title>
<link>http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2359064/posts</link>
<description>Iran&#x26;#x27;s foreign minister Manouchehr Mottaki charged Wednesday, Oct. 7 that Tehran had &#x26;#x22;documents that prove US interference&#x26;#x22; in the disappearance of the nuclear scientist Shahram Amiri during a pilgrimage in Saudi Arabia earlier this year. He spoke after attending an Iranian cabinet meeting. Six days after meeting the six powers on its nuclear program in Geneva, Tehran appears to be preparing a new crisis.</description>
<author>Debka</author>
<comments>http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2359064/posts#comment</comments>
<pubDate>Fri, 9 Oct 2009 22:00:18 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Stupid idea - Logan-Kennedy Airport</title>
<link>http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2330569/posts</link>
<description>Adding former Sen. Edward M. Kennedy&#x26;#x92;s name to Logan Airport is a dumb idea. In a June 19, 1964 plane crash, the senator almost lost his life. The senator&#x26;#x92;s nephew, John F. Kennedy Jr., died in a plane crash off Martha&#x26;#x92;s Vineyard. Rep. Lori Ehrlich, a Marblehead Democrat, filed legislation today that would rename the airport Logan-Kennedy International Airport. Everybody needs to slow down and take a breath. The Senate Institute at UMass might be nice, then a school here or there and maybe a hospital wing or cancer center, but let&#x26;#x92;s not overdo it and let&#x26;#x92;s be smart. Ted&#x26;#x27;s...</description>
<author>Boston Herald</author>
<comments>http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2330569/posts#comment</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 2 Sep 2009 18:33:18 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Madonna to meet with Netanyahu and Livni</title>
<link>http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2328575/posts</link>
<description>Madonna came to Israel for two concerts at Tel Aviv&#x26;#x27;s Park Hayarkon, but she will also find time to meet with both Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu and opposition leader Tzipi Livni.(snip)She will meet with Livni at an unidentified restaurant on Monday night and with Netanyahu on Friday, apparently at the Prime Minister&#x26;#x27;s Office in Jerusalem.According to one account, Madonna made a personal request to meet with Livni, and when Netanyahu heard about it, he insisted on meeting with her too.Meanwhile, two famous friends of the singer arrived in Israel on Sunday - Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore. Both Kabbalah enthusiasts,...</description>
<author>Jerusalem Post</author>
<comments>http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2328575/posts#comment</comments>
<pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 15:18:19 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>U.S. Education Secretary Signs Partnership with Communists Who Put Dissidents in Re-Education Camps</title>
<link>http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2235713/posts</link>
<description>U.S. Education Secretary Arne Duncan has signed a formal educational partnership agrement with the Peoples Republic of China, a Communist regime that, according to the U.S. State Department, subjects political dissidents to re-education through labor. Duncan signed the 2009 Joint Statement of Exchange and Cooperation with the Chinese Minister of Education Zhou Ji on April 16. The documents signed by both Secretary Duncan and Zhou Ji include, among other items, the following initiatives: &#x26;#x93;The U.S. Network for Education Information (USNEI) Web site be expanded to include links to the academic accreditation Web site in China and other countries (timeline 2009...</description>
<author>cnsnews.com</author>
<comments>http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2235713/posts#comment</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 01:36:47 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>LIVE VIDEO OF PRESIDENT OF CHIA PETS (Advertising for the Obama Chia - Get it before it&#x26;#x27;s gone!!!)</title>
<link>http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2222373/posts</link>
<description>This is an embedded video of the President of Joseph Enterprises advertising the Chia Obama - Funny, funny! I figure it will be gone soon so somebody needs to figure out how to snatch it!!!</description>
<author>chia.com</author>
<comments>http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2222373/posts#comment</comments>
<pubDate>Sat, 4 Apr 2009 18:20:31 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>UMWA hails historic Obama victory... bright future for coal miners &#x26;#x26; all working families</title>
<link>http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2126925/posts</link>
<description>The overwhelming victory by President-elect Barack Obama (D-Ill.) signals &#x26;#x93;a new day for American coal miners and all working families throughout our nation,&#x26;#x94; United Mine Workers of America (UMWA) International President Cecil E. Roberts said today. &#x26;#x93;President-elect Obama has been consistent in his support for working families and our issues throughout his career,&#x26;#x94; Roberts said. &#x26;#x93;He has made it clear that as President, he will continue that support and will make our needs his priorities. &#x26;#x93;He will invest in the future of coal in America,&#x26;#x94; Roberts said</description>
<author>United Mine Workers of America</author>
<comments>http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2126925/posts#comment</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 6 Nov 2008 13:59:30 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Barack Obama: &#x26;#x22;I Am Now a Vegan&#x26;#x22;  [It&#x26;#x27;s SATIRE, folks!]</title>
<link>http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2117305/posts</link>
<description>In a speech this afternoon in Altoona, Pennsylvania, Senator Barack Obama made a groundbreaking announcement: I have long been an advocate of the less fortunate among us, of those who life has handed a crooked deck, the short end of the stick, an unfair deal. There are no Americans for who this is more true than the populations of our feedlots and industrial farms. It is time to end the exploitation of farmed animals on American soil. It is time to give up hamburgers as we have given up slave-holding. It is time for us to end our dependence on...</description>
<author>SuperVegan.com</author>
<comments>http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2117305/posts#comment</comments>
<pubDate>Tue, 28 Oct 2008 12:05:16 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>&#x26;#x22;I Will Follow Him&#x26;#x22;: Obama As My Personal Jesus</title>
<link>http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2094909/posts</link>
<description>My interest was piqued, but the dark time lived on until my faith in others was renewed on Jan. 4 in the Iowa state primary. Obama had beat out squeaky clean southern boy John Edwards and former first lady and next in the line of political succession Hillary Clinton. I was in shock. And then I came to Jesus/Obama. I donated to the campaign. I followed every primary with bated breath, and muttered my prayers to the political gods while proselytizing the miracle of my new prophet. I got a car magnet, I bought a t-shirt; a pin and bumper...</description>
<author>Smith College Sophian (via NRO Campaign Spot)</author>
<comments>http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2094909/posts#comment</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 1 Oct 2008 15:40:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>When Car Seats Become Church Pews</title>
<link>http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-religion/2039828/posts</link>
<description>MARIETTA, Ga. - The preacher stood in the doorway of the picturesque church and looked out at the parking lot as his congregation gathered for the early morning service. By the time the Rev. Norman Markle started his sermon, everyone was still in their vehicles &#x26;#xE2;&#x26;#x80;&#x26;#x94; just as planned. The 150-year-old New Hope United Methodist Church is offering a drive-in service, hoping to attract new visitors with an unusual worship experience. &#x26;#x22;Maybe they don&#x26;#x27;t have a church or don&#x26;#x27;t care to get dressed up to go to church; let&#x26;#x27;s find a way to eliminate all that,&#x26;#x22; Markle said. &#x26;#x22;People go...</description>
<author>The Christian Post</author>
<comments>http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-religion/2039828/posts#comment</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 2 Jul 2008 17:50:54 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Mexico Complains Of Too Many Repatriated Mexicans</title>
<link>http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1999166/posts</link>
<description>The U.S. border state leading the battle against illegal immigration with unprecedented tough laws has received complaints from Mexico&#x26;#x92;s government that too many Mexicans have been repatriated and the country is overwhelmed with demands for housing, jobs and schools. Fed up with the devastating effect of illegal immigration, Arizona has enacted the nation&#x26;#x92;s toughest laws to curb the problem and evidently its working. State legislators have passed laws barring illegal immigrants from receiving government services, posting bail for serious crimes and winning punitive damages in lawsuits. This year a new law makes it illegal for businesses to hire undocumented workers...</description>
<author>Judicial Watch</author>
<comments>http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1999166/posts#comment</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 9 Apr 2008 21:26:25 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Belgium Palliative Care Workers Unable to Kill Patients Due to Shortage of Euthanasia Drug</title>
<link>http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1682133/posts</link>
<description>Palliative care personnel in Belgium are complaining that a changeover in the pharmaceutical market has rendered them unable to euthanize their patients, Expatica reported on Wednesday. The problem occurred after the U.S. manufacturers of Pentothal, the &#x26;#x93;euthanasia drug,&#x26;#x94; transferred their license to another firm. Since then the flow of the drug into Belgium has stopped. According to The Brussels Journal a change-over in the method of packaging the drug is the cause of the sudden lack of supply. Palliative care workers are deeply concerned about the dearth of Pentothal. Without the drug they say it is impossible to comfortably kill...</description>
<author>August 11, 2006</author>
<comments>http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1682133/posts#comment</comments>
<pubDate>Fri, 11 Aug 2006 23:27:01 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Harriet Miers: Conservatives Can Take a Flying Leap (SATIRE)</title>
<link>http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/1502544/posts</link>
<description>Washington&#x26;#x97;Harriet Miers was brazen and defiant, not asking President Bush to withdraw her nomination to the Supreme Court despite sharp criticism from some of Bush&#x26;#x92;s conservative allies, practically telling conservatives to go take a flying leap. Bush&#x26;#x92;s bold, religious decision to nominate Miers&#x26;#x97;his White House counsel and a longtime adviser for the Supreme Court&#x26;#x97;has divided his supporters, many of whom wanted a nominee with a clear record of understanding of the Constitution, as well as abortion and other lame conservative issues. Miers left no clues to her position on abortion or any basic understanding of Constitutional law when she served...</description>
<author>The National Ledger</author>
<comments>http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/1502544/posts#comment</comments>
<pubDate>Fri, 14 Oct 2005 18:27:43 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Bush promises probe into Saddam underwear pictures</title>
<link>http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1407152/posts</link>
<description>Washington promised an investigation on Friday into how pictures of Saddam Hussein in his underpants were splashed across the front-page of Britain&#x26;#x27;s biggest-selling daily newspaper. The imprisoned former Iraqi leader appeared on the front of the Sun, naked except for a pair of white briefs and holding a pair of trousers in his hand. The Sun quoted U.S. military sources as saying they had handed over the pictures &#x26;#x22;in the hope of dealing a body blow to the resistance in Iraq.&#x26;#x22; Other photographs showed Saddam, with short, dyed-black hair and a mustache, washing clothes by hand and asleep on his...</description>
<author>Reuter (via Yahoo!)</author>
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<pubDate>Fri, 20 May 2005 16:19:51 GMT</pubDate>
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