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  • Russians Shine Laser Show of Obama ‘Fellating’ Banana on US Embassy in Moscow (Video)

    08/07/2014 5:24:31 AM PDT · by libstripper · 61 replies
    Gateway Pundit ^ | Aug 6, 2014 | Jim Hoft
    This year on Barack Obama’s birthday a group of Russian activists shined a laser show of Obama fellating a banana on the US Embassy in Moscow.hdi is nothing more than a que
  • The best Obama animated gif ever?

    11/21/2013 11:11:46 AM PST · by The Looking Spoon · 22 replies
    The Looking Spoon ^ | 11-21-13 | The Looking Spoon
    Don't know if this has ever been shared here before, but I think it's too good to not share. 100 years from now, when everyone alive today is LONG dead (because healthcare is on the express lane to Suckville and life expectancy is shouting "wait for me!") The people of 2113 will need something that can quickly and accurately describe the era of Obama...THIS is that something. 
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    11/01/2013 5:49:47 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 78 replies
    They’re still having a lot of trouble with Obamacare. First the website had all these glitches, and now people are getting a busy signal when they try to apply over the phone. So you can't use the Internet and you can’t use the phone. And now fax machines are like, "Look who's come crawling back to Mr. Fax Machine." ~ Fallon According to a new report, more than 700 fake Obamacare websites have been created. Security experts say it's simple to identify the phony sites because they are easy to log on to. ~ Leno The Obamacare website is...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    10/04/2013 5:37:19 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 80 replies
    Due to the government shut down....the Silliness Thread has been #barrycaded. ***THIS***THREAD***IS***CLOSED***DONOTCROSS******THIS***THREAD***IS***CLOSED***DONOTCROSS******THIS***THREAD***IS***CLOSED***DONOTCROSS******THIS***THREAD***IS***CLOSED***DONOTCROSS******THIS***THREAD***IS***CLOSED***DONOTCROSS******THIS***THREAD***IS***CLOSED***DONOTCROSS******THIS***THREAD***IS***CLOSED***DONOTCROSS******THIS***THREAD***IS***CLOSED***DONOTCROSS******THIS***THREAD***IS***CLOSED***DONOTCROSS******THIS***THREAD***IS***CLOSED***DONOTCROSS******THIS***THREAD***IS***CLOSED***DONOTCROSS******THIS***THREAD***IS***CLOSED***DONOTCROSS******THIS***THREAD***IS***CLOSED***DONOTCROSS*** Naw....no amount of barrycading is gonna stop me....Now, as reported at American Glob, Barrycade Earns Entry At Urban Dictionary.  The definition seems to fit:1. barrycade 1. A barrier (usually temporary) that exists for no reason.2. A barrier erected for political reasons.“Dude, Obama barrycaded the park.”“Hey, let’s put up some barrycades to keep those World War II veterans away from the open-air World War II Memorial in Washington, D.C., in order to try and score some cheap political points.”What I've been wondering about the barrycades... When the government does something...
  • THE GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN IS AWFUL!!!1!1!!!

    10/01/2013 5:04:28 AM PDT · by Lazamataz · 183 replies
    Source: The Pit of Hell ^ | October 1, 2013 -- THE END OF TIME | by Laz A. Mataz
    No matter how HORRIFYINGLY PAINFULLY TRAGICALLY AWFUL it really is, it is a MILLION times worse. Then things get *really* tough. After that, HORRIBLE things happen, and then we REALLY get screwed. Immediately following that, the BOTTOM drops out and we are all DEAD, and THEN things get HARD! Once that happens, it signifies the TOTAL collapse of EVERYTHING, and that’s when the CATASTROPHE starts! It’s the sign of the end of EVERYTHING, but after that, comes the TRAGEDY. Then times get DIFFICULT, and things get WORSE, until it’s EXCRUCIATING, but that’s just the beginning, because after that it’s all...
  • Now Trending on Twitter: #BarackObamasNextBook

    06/01/2013 11:25:42 PM PDT · by Nachum · 25 replies
    Twitter ^ | 6/1/13 | Tweets
    The folks on Twitter seem to be having a good time with this hash tag: #BarackObamasNextBook: “ Some of the posts... #BarackObamasNextBook “Catcher In the Rear.” "Little Drone on the Prairie" "Little House Going into Foreclosure" "How to fail as President without really trying" Never Get Fox News Pissed At You The Seven Habits of Highly Ineffective People It's Not Easy Being A Puppet. Ban the Gun Slowly "A Purpose Driven Scandal" 50 Shades of How Bush Made Me Do It Zero Dark Sleepy Making a world with no borders Guantanamos! From the Earth to the Choom Not Born with...
  • Trending on Twitter: #ObamaJokes

    05/05/2013 3:45:52 PM PDT · by Nachum · 11 replies
    Twitter ^ | 5/5/13 | Tweets
    We all know how the president loves a good joke. He's a regular stand up comedian. So, the good folks at Twitter are just trying to help: some of the hashtag- #ObamaJokes Some of the 'postings': Q: Have you heard about McDonald's new Obama Value Meal? A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. Q: What's the difference between president Obama and God? A: God doesn't think he's the president. Q: How do you starve an Obama supporter? A: Put his food stamps in his work boots. Q: What is another name for...
  • Obama: ‘MSNBC Used to Work for David Axelrod’

    04/29/2013 11:37:07 AM PDT · by Olog-hai · 8 replies
    NewsBusters ^ | April 28, 2013 | 09:55 | Noel Sheppard
    They say the truth often comes out in humor. At Saturday’s White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner, President Obama said: … “Some of my former advisers have switched over to the dark side. For example, David Axelrod now works for MSNBC—which is a nice change of pace since MSNBC used to work for David Axelrod.” …
  • Now Trending on Twitter: #ObamaGoogleSearchHistory

    04/24/2013 7:58:18 PM PDT · by Nachum · 12 replies
    Twitter ^ | 4/24/13 | Tweets
    Currently trending on Twitter: #ObamaGoogleSearchHistory Some of what Obamatron may have been searching for... #ObamaGoogleSearchHistory - What hand to put over heart during national anthem? what dog meats are most tender Where is Wisconsin How do I erase Obama's failures from the Internet? how do you destroy a country How many states are there? How to photoshop fake gun shooting pictures I think my wife is a man Famous things that governments built Who were the United States of America's Founding Fathers? What is Congress? 57 States of America What would Marx do? How much is a Trillion dollars? what...
  • Vote Yes On No

    11/06/2012 9:12:09 AM PST · by The Looking Spoon · 1 replies
    The Looking Spoon ^ | 11-6-12 | The Looking Spoon
    I heard this in regards to the slew of state initiatives out there, it applies here too...
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    10/05/2012 5:40:30 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 93 replies
    DEBATE THIS! The presidential debate Wednesday night was the most tweeted about event in political history, and, it's still being talked about this morning.Jon Stewart, appearing on Good Morning America today to tout his own upcoming debate (Saturday in Washington) with Bill O'Reilly, assessed President Obama and Mitt Romney."I think we can all be satisfied in this election that no matter what happens, we're going to have an incredibly good-looking president," cracked Stewart. "That was some beefcake up there last night. The two of them. And when they take this thing into the swimsuit competition...."He continued: "There's not a...
  • (-:(-:(-:THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD:-):-):-)

    09/07/2012 6:43:44 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 60 replies
    It is day two of the Democratic convention, and apparently they had a huge lighting problem in the convention hall today. They worked all day on it. They still couldn't get President Obama out of Bill Clinton's shadow. ~ Jay LenoThe stoner comedy duo Harold and Kumar are starring in a new promo for the Democratic convention alongside President Obama, which is pretty impressive. The only other person to go from smoking pot with buddies to the White House is President Obama. ~ Jay LenoPresident Obama's re-election campaign said that this year they'll knock on 150 percent more doors...
  • (-:(-:(-:THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD:-):-):-)

    08/17/2012 5:40:07 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 82 replies
    Gaffetastic! Where Am I...? During an August 14th speech, Biden attempted to fire-up the audience when he told them:  "We need you to go out there and make sure, ladies and gentlemen, that with you, and I mean this: With you, we can win North Carolina again.  And if we do, we win the election if we win you." Unfortunately for Biden, the speech was delivered in Danville... Virginia. Who Is He...? One upping himself, the following day the VEEP made another campaign stop at Virginia Tech University in Blacksburg, Va. The former member of Congress seems to have...
  • Jokes

    03/14/2012 10:06:37 AM PDT · by detective · 18 replies · 2+ views
    3/14/2012 | self
    America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal? A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon? A: A fund raiser. Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary? A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who...
  • U.S. to Apologize for Sea Burial of Osama bin Laden

    05/11/2011 2:27:20 PM PDT · by Winged Hussar · 32 replies
    IsraPundit ^ | 5/10/11 | Bill Levinson
    BREAKING: United States will apologize for burying Osama bin Laden at seaA U.S. delegation consisting of President Barack Obama, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, Navy Secretary Ray Mabus, and Admiral Gary Roughead will make an emergency visit to Cape Sounion in Greece to apologize for burying Osama bin Laden's body at sea. It was revealed that the State Department received a very strongly worded complaint along with thinly veiled threats of retaliation against the United States Navy. Although it is generally not the policy of the United States to respond to any threat, the Administration felt it prudent to resolve...
  • Situation Room Photoshops

    05/05/2011 9:14:13 AM PDT · by NWFLConservative · 129 replies
    Since there are so many hilarious (and well done) Photoshops of that infamous staged Consternation Room photo, why not put them all in one place?
  • ***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

    12/03/2010 5:17:51 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 84 replies
    What? I went to Wal-Mart and saw that they had Obama Christmas Tree ornaments….So now it's ok to hang a black man from a tree? Here's some gift ideas for this christmas... Brand New! Hot Item! Bill Of Rights. Civil Liberties. All good things. All important things. All things that are disappearing. The Disappearing Civil Liberties Mug features the full text of the Bill Of Rights - add hot water and watch your Civil Liberties disappear and see what you are left with after the Patriotic Act. Great way to remember what's important and why it's so important to...
  • THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD

    10/29/2010 6:01:39 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 91 replies
    What's scarier than being a Democrat this Election Day? A farmer finally decided to buy a TV. The store assured him that they would install the antenna and TV the next day. The next evening the farmer turned on his new TV and found only political ads on every channel. The next morning he turned the TV on and found only political ads again. When he came in to eat lunch he tried the TV again but still only found political ads. The next day when he still found only political ads he called the store to complain. The...
  • (-:~ThE oFfIcIaL fRiDaY sIlLiNeSs ThReAd~:-)

    08/20/2010 5:59:14 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 94 replies
    Do You Suffer from Some of These Top 10 Signs of a Clueless American Voter? 10. You think Goldman Sachs is a department store, and AIG is just the text-message abbreviation for "all is good." 9. You're still checking the mail for your portion of that government stimulus plan. 8. You're not sure if Independence Day is the same holiday as the Fourth of July. 7. You can recite all the words to your favorite rock group's songs, but you don't know what's really in the First Amendment freedom of religion clause. 6. You can name every American Idol...
  • Caption these eminently captionable photos of the Obamas, released by the WH

    06/10/2010 5:37:36 AM PDT · by reaganrevolutionin2010 · 97 replies · 340+ views
    Flickr Photos ^ | May, 2010 | TheWhiteHouse
    ("...wearing a bow tie similar to Supreme Court Justice John Paul Stevens, tapes a message regarding the justice's retirement in the Map Room of the White House")with Bobby Jindal.
  • Obama lifts Bush joke to use at West Point commencement

    05/25/2010 8:53:27 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 19 replies · 1,187+ views
    http://www.americanthinker.com/ ^ | May 25, 2010 | Jeannie DeAngelis
    Obama has done a lot of astonishing things. In fact everyday is more shocking than the day prior. However, bootlegging jokes takes outrageous to a whole new level. Comparing Obama's remarks at the 2010 West Point graduation with G. W. Bush's commencement address in 2002 reveals Barry may have lifted a gag line from George. To be fair, Barack can't be held fully responsible, after all Obama is the first full-fledged teleprompter President adept only at reading words from a digitized screen like a mind-numbed robot. However, unless the tradition to "excuse minor conduct offenses" at a West Point commencement...
  • Cops are'nt all bad

    05/10/2010 9:54:03 AM PDT · by Glennb51 · 5 replies · 627+ views
    I get irritated when people come down on our police officers, saying that they do not care. Well here is a story that shows not all cops are in that category. The Joplin , Mo. , Police Department reported finding a man's body last Saturday in the Spring River near the Empire Electric Plant. The dead man's name would not be released until his family had been notified. The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption while visiting "someone" in Riverton , KS . He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a pink G-string, purple lipstick,...
  • (=:>ThE oFfIcIaL fRiDaY sIlLiNeSs ThReAd<:=)

    03/26/2010 5:25:59 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 103 replies · 3,711+ views
    Barack Obama was seated next to a little girl on an airplane trip back to Washington. He turned to her and said, “Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.” The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to Obama, “What would you like to talk about?” “Oh, I don’t know,” said Obama. “How about What Changes I Should Make To America?” and he smiles. “OK,” she says. “That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A...
  • Letterman 'Top 10' takes on Emanuel: Top Ten Signs Rahm Emanuel Is Nuts

    03/10/2010 7:16:58 AM PST · by maggief · 13 replies · 1,289+ views
    Washington Post ^ | March 10, 2010
    EXCERPT Top Ten Signs Rahm Emanuel Is Nuts 10. Every morning takes a leak off the Truman balcony 9. President Obama smokes cigarettes; Rahm eats them 8. Spotted today at Toyota dealership 7. He's leaving Obama to become a special adviser to Richard Nixon 6. In a fit of rage, he snapped Dennis Kucinich in half 5. Changing his name to Rahm Emanuel Lewis 4. Refers to every cabinet official as "Clarkie" 3. Recently got into heated policy debate with his stapler 2. You mean, besides walking around D.C. naked? 1. Even Andy Dick is telling him to chill
  • ~*~*~ThE oFfIcIaL fRiDaY sIlLiNeSs ThReAd~*~*~

    03/05/2010 4:26:04 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 117 replies · 4,245+ views
    Multiple Personality Day When : Always March 5th Multiple Personality Day is an opportunity to get in touch with yourselves. Someone with a split personality has two personalities. Someone with multiple personalities has more than two personalities. Its a psychological disorder that I hope none of our readers have. Don't be surprised to find yourself surrounded by people who are talking to themselves today. You might find yourself talking to yourself, too!  When you wish someone "Happy Multiple Personality Day", you may need to do so multiple times, once for each personality. New Tax Form MPD-1040 Form MPD-Certain deductions...
  • ~*~*~ThE oFfIcIaL fRiDaY sIlLiNeSs ThReAd~*~*~

    02/26/2010 4:57:07 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 81 replies · 3,154+ views
    Have you noticed the parallels between Obama and Lincoln? 1.   Lincoln placed his hand on the Bible for his inauguration. Obama used the same Bible.      2.   Lincoln came from Illinois. Obama comes from Illinois.     3.   Lincoln served in the Illinois Legislature. Obama served in the Illinois Legislature.     4.   Lincoln had very little experience before becoming President... Obama had very little experience before becoming President.      5.   Lincoln rode the train from Philadelphia to Washington for his inauguration.  Obama rode the train from Philadelphia to Washington for his inauguration.     6.   Lincoln...
  • ~~~~ThE oFfIcIaL fRiDaY sIlLiNeSs ThReAd ~~~~

    02/05/2010 4:21:47 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 128 replies · 3,727+ views
    http://www.youdrivewhat.com/ White House Infested With Bedbugs After Biden Brings In Recliner Off The Curb WASHINGTON—The White House suffered a severe bedbug infestation last week after Vice President Joe Biden reportedly "scored" a discarded recliner chair that "someone was just throwing out" on the corner of Windom Road and 32nd Street. "It's plenty comfy, and I'll tell ya, they don't make 'em with levers like this anymore," said Biden, scratching at a series of red welts on his arms as he pointed out the pocket on the side that could hold both a remote control and a Coors tallboy. "It reclines...
  • ~~~~ThE oFfIcIaL fRiDaY sIlLiNeSs ThReAd ~~~~

    01/22/2010 4:33:45 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 119 replies · 4,757+ views
    Considering how this past week, eh-hem....this past year.....has gone, I dedicate this thread to.... I stand here today as hopeful as ever that the United States of America will endure, that it will prevail, that the dream of our founders will live on in our time. ~ Barack Obama (At the Lincolm Memorial concert on National Mall in Washington, January 18, 2009, two days before his inauguration as US President.) I have studied the Constitution as a student; I have taught it as a teacher; I have been bound by it as a lawyer and legislator. I took an...
  • White House Photo Prompts Caption Contest

    01/21/2010 8:42:18 AM PST · by BobMcCartyWrites · 67 replies · 2,241+ views
    Bob McCarty Writes ^ | 1-21-10 | Bob McCarty
    Blame it on the mirror or the expression on his face, but I simply had to hold a caption contest for the Pete Souza photo taken just prior to President Barack Obama's inauguration Jan. 20, 2009.
  • Caption Obama speaking to elementary class in Virginia today

    01/19/2010 11:11:35 AM PST · by TornadoAlley3 · 164 replies · 4,004+ views
    daylife.com ^ | 01/19/09 | daylife
  • Create your own Obama Logo

    04/11/2008 11:49:46 AM PDT · by steel_resolve · 139 replies · 257+ views
    http://logobama.com/ ^ | 04/11/2008 | none
    Fun little widget allows you to add your own phtot to th Obama Logo. Here are two I created:
  • Caption these 'behind the scenes' White House photos of Barack and Michelle

    01/05/2010 11:13:03 AM PST · by reaganrevolutionin2010 · 87 replies · 2,731+ views
    Me ^ | 1/5/10 | Me
  • GOOFs come out of the woodwork (DOPEY ACTUALLY GIVES BARRY A NOMINATION)

    12/30/2009 11:03:47 AM PST · by Chi-townChief · 20 replies · 1,089+ views
    Chicago Sun-Times ^ | December 30, 2009 | RICHARD 'DOPEY; ROEPER Sun-Times Columnist
    Barack Obama The "bowing" controversies. Calling Kanye West a "jackass." Seeing a number of his first picks for prominent positions having to withdraw their names from consideration. That silly Beer Summit. Gate-crashers strolling in to a state dinner. Gifting the British PM with 25 DVDs that aren't compatible with European players. The "Special Olympics" bowling joke. Probably not the most dignified first year in presidential history.
  • Some Humor To Start Your Day!

    12/19/2009 2:46:55 AM PST · by Wpin · 25 replies · 1,499+ views
    Friend ^ | 12/19/09 | Anon
    Q: What's the main problem with Barack Obama jokes? A: His followers don't think they're funny and everyone else doesn't think they're jokes. Q: Why does Barack Obama oppose the Second Amendment? A: It stands between him and the First. Q: What's the difference between Rahm Emanuel and a carp? A: One is a scum sucking bottom feeder and the other is a fish. Q: What's the difference between Greta Van Susteren and Barack Obama? A: Greta only talks out of one side of her mouth. Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon? A: A fund...
  • Caganers: figurines of defecating world leaders in Catalan nativity scenes (Obama defecating)

    12/16/2009 8:30:37 PM PST · by Notwithstanding · 37 replies · 2,495+ views
    AFP ^ | 12/16/2009 | Staff
    The Santa Llucia Christmas market in Barcelona sells everything you could need for your nativity scene. Little statues of Joseph and Mary? Check. A little baby Jesus? Check. Donkeys, sheep and cows? Check. Defecating world leaders? What? The 'caganer' (literally 'defecator') is a feature of Catalan nativity scenes. The figure is usually tucked away in a corner of the model, far away from the manger itself, for children to find. The caganer represents fertility and equality. The figure was traditionally a representation of a Catalan peasant wearing a red stocking hat, but modern caganers are often caricatures of famous people,...
  • ~~~~ThE oFfIcIaL fRiDaY sIlLiNeSs ThReAd ~~~~

    12/04/2009 4:24:48 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 71 replies · 3,286+ views
    Do you think Obama is over-exposed? Q. How did Obama react to his teleprompters being stolen? A. He was speechless. Q. What sign was Barack Obama born under? A. For Sale. "Suppose I was Barack Obama. And suppose I was an idiot. But I repeat myself....." Barack Obama threatened to fire his Cabinet because he thought that they were ignoring him. Obama said that if he wanted to be ignored, he would have given another speech to the public. Q: How is Barack Obama like a maxed out credit card? A: They're both plastic and worthless.
  • Caption Obama promotes science, technology, engineering and mathematics education

    11/23/2009 1:00:44 PM PST · by Lucky9teen · 30 replies · 1,647+ views
    U.S. President Barack Obama (R) watches on as the "Cougar Cannon" robot throws a ball at a student from Oakton High School following Obama's remarks on science, technology, engineering and math education initiatives in the Eisenhower Executive Office building in Washington, November 23, 2009. U.S. President Barack Obama speaks about initiatives to promote science, technology, engineering and mathematics education while in the Eisenhower Executive Office Building on the White House complex in Washington, November 23, 2009
  • Caption Chairman Obama inspecting the troops

    11/18/2009 12:37:58 PM PST · by Free ThinkerNY · 80 replies · 2,357+ views
    Nov, 18, 2009
  • Caption this photo: Barack Obama

    11/05/2009 9:09:48 AM PST · by Justaham · 50 replies · 2,289+ views
    11-5-09
    Boohoo, my popularity is waning!
  • "BREAKING NEWS: Obama named Motor Trend's Car of the Year!" FR Mentioned

    10/12/2009 1:41:30 PM PDT · by Jet Jaguar · 41 replies · 2,115+ views
    SunSentinel.com ^ | Oct 12, 2009 | Jack Furnari
    <p>Every so often, actual breaking news is so absurd that parody is the only answer. After news of President Obama’s Nobel Peace Prize broke on Friday, the website, FreeRepublic.com was deluged by its members with Breaking News! parody posts.</p> <p>The faux headlines kept me giggling all day, and a few have already made it into my inbox via e-mails gone viral. Sometimes, ya just have to laugh.</p>
  • Huckabee warns Republicans on Nobel reaction

    10/09/2009 9:39:36 AM PDT · by Ballygrl · 106 replies · 3,566+ views
    CNN ^ | 10/09/09 | Alexander Mooney
    Huckabee warns Republicans on Nobel reaction Posted: October 9th, 2009 12:20 PM ET From CNN Ticker Producer Alexander Mooney (CNN) – Mike Huckabee is advising his fellow Republicans to temper their criticism of President Barack Obama's Nobel Peace Prize award. In a posting on his blog, the former GOP presidential candidate writes that members of his party must be careful their comments don't sound like "right-wing whining." "There will be an outcry from those on the right who will say that Obama's nomination, made two weeks into his presidency, is impossible to justify, but I think such an outcry will...
  • The "Honeymoon" is over? Say it ain't so!

    10/07/2009 4:49:45 PM PDT · by shredderman · 11 replies · 777+ views
    CNN.com ^ | 10/07/2009 | Todd Leopold
    (CNN) -- "Saturday Night Live" was formed in the crucible of the mid-1970s, when Watergate brought respect for politicians to all-time lows, the counterculture was taking over comedy, and many television viewers were seeking out something fresh and bold. Fred Armisen played Barack Obama in a talked-about sketch Saturday night on "Saturday Night Live." It was a powerful combination -- and after 34 years, the combination of "SNL" and politics can still strike sparks among political observers. The most recent example came this past weekend when Fred Armisen, as President Obama, chided "those on the right" for saying that he...
  • So what alternate "activites" does everyone have planned during "The Speech"?

    09/09/2009 12:16:09 PM PDT · by US Navy Vet · 165 replies · 2,592+ views
    09 Sept 2009 | US Navy Vet
    Just wondering.
  • ~~~~ThE oFfIcIaL fRiDaY sIlLiNeSs ThReAd~~~~

    08/07/2009 5:36:07 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 110 replies · 6,777+ views
    OBAMAISMSLet's look at some of the obsurd and inane things, this twit has said.... "it was also interesting to see that political interaction in Europe is not that different from the United States Senate. There's a lot of -- I don't know what the term is in Austrian, wheeling and dealing." --confusing German for "Austrian," a language which does not exist, Strasbourg, France, April 6, 2009 "No, no. I have been practicing...I bowled a 129. It's like -- it was like Special Olympics, or something." --making an off-hand joke during an appearance on "The Tonight Show", March 19, 2009 (Obama...
  • Obama's teleprompter crashes–literally [shattered into pieces.....]

    07/13/2009 4:58:41 PM PDT · by Sub-Driver · 45 replies · 1,757+ views
    See video...
  • ~~~ThE oFfIcIaL fRiDaY sIlLiNeSs ThReAd~~~

    06/12/2009 5:31:14 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 136 replies · 6,214+ views
    The Peoples Cube ^ | June 10, 2009 | By Superkommissar Maksim
    Dancing with the Czars: Obama's New State-Run Show The cast of Obama Czars hit the dance floor on the new show with the highly anticipated season premiere of Dancing with the Czars . You will be introduced to twelve Czars, who hold varying positions of power within the administration. The great thing about them is that Czars operate with impunity and are "under the radar" when it comes to making policy. They are accountable to no one except the President and, oh man, can they dance.  The rules are unknown and the Czars don't have to undergo Senate Confirmation Hearings,...
  • $$$$ThE oFfIcIaL fRiDaY sIlLiNeSs ThReAd$$$$

    06/05/2009 5:32:23 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 113 replies · 6,764+ views
    In light of Obama's "America Is A Muslim Country & Apology" Tour... It goes without saying that Muslims are perhaps the least humorous folk on Earth; whereas Jews have learned to laugh at themselves, even turning that laughter into a business: Vaudeville. When I was growing up, my father never failed to tell me at least three jokes a day, most of them involving Jews and their eccentricities, customs, and travails. I'd like to continue that long tradition of Jews telling jokes, but with Muslims as the butt of the joke. You can't be civilized until you can laugh at...
  • $$$$ThE oFfIcIaL fRiDaY sIlLiNeSs ThReAd$$$$

    05/29/2009 6:04:22 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 182 replies · 8,553+ views
    Well, this week has brought us some interesting events:We got Joe Biden and another gaffe, wherein his teleprompter blows over and then he said: "What am I gonna tell the president when I tell him his Teleprompter is broken?  What will he do then?": And then North Korea fires more missiles and threatens the US and S. Korea: And Obama puts forth another socialist for his Cabinet of Corruption and he's so empathetic about it: And then Harry Reid and Obama went to Nevada and looked at Solar Panels But enough of that crap.....how 'bout some bacon?
  • $$$$ThE oFfIcIaL fRiDaY sIlLiNeSs ThReAd$$$$

    05/22/2009 5:51:14 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 99 replies · 7,267+ views
    USS RONALD REAGANSeeing it next to the Arizona Memorial really puts its size into perspective... ENORMOUS! When the Bridge pipes 'Man the Rail' there is a lot of rail to man on this monster: shoulder to shoulder, around 4.5 acres. Her displacement is about 100,000 tons with full complement. Capability Top speed exceeds 30 knots, powered by two nuclear reactors that can operate for more than 20 years without refueling 1. Expected to operate in the fleet for about 50 years 2. Carries over 80 combat aircraft 3. Three arresting cables can stop a 28-ton aircraft going 150 miles per...
  • $$$$ThE oFfIcIaL fRiDaY sIlLiNeSs ThReAd$$$$

    05/15/2009 5:41:07 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 158 replies · 6,455+ views
    5/15/09 | Me!!
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