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  • Artwork Likens Obama to Jesus

    09/04/2012 6:44:47 PM PDT · by Former Fetus · 60 replies
    Radio.foxnews.com ^ | 9/4/2016 | Todd Starnes
    Street vendors across downtown Charlotte are selling posters and artwork depicting President Obama as Jesus Christ and the Democratic National Convention is expected to feature a stained-glass window backdrop during their meeting. One poster features an image of the president in prayer with the headline, “Prophecy Fulfilled.” >>SNIP<< The month of August includes a photograph of Obama’s birth certificate with the words “Heaven sent.” The president was born on Aug. 4th. The entry also includes a photograph of Obama along with a passage of Scripture from the New Testament. “For God so loved the world, that He gave His only...
  • President Says It’s OK for Voters to Blame Him for Economy

    09/11/2010 11:44:45 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 44 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire | 11 Sep 2010 | John Semmens
    Though he insists that he is not at fault for the economy’s refusal to recover from the recession, President Barack Obama says that it is okay if voters blame him. “Just as a blameless Jesus took upon himself the sins of the world, I stand willing to take upon myself the blame for our nation’s economic troubles,” Obama declared. Press Secretary Robert Gibbs defended the President’s controversial analogy saying that “there are eerie parallels between the two lives. Both were born in obscure circumstances. Both have mysterious gaps in their chronologies. Both offered a message of hope and change. Both...
  • 'A New Way of Being on the Planet'(Obama's "transcendence")

    06/10/2010 10:36:00 AM PDT · by This Just In · 20 replies · 165+ views
    The American Spectator ^ | June 10, 2010 | George Neumayr
    The Obama Watch 'A New Way of Being on the Planet' By George Neumayr on 6.10.10 @ 6:09AM During the feverish excitement of the 2008 campaign, a columnist for the online San Francisco Chronicle, Mark Morford, took it upon himself to educate anti-Obama naysayers with "dysfunctional karmic antennae." They had been asking him: "What the hell's the big deal about Obama?" The question looks prescient these days, but Morford's karmic antennae at the time picked up something different. Obama -- Morford had been told by "spiritually advanced people I know (not coweringly religious, mind you, but deeply spiritual)" -- was...
  • Almost A Quarter of Republicans Think Obama 'May Be The Antichrist' As 14 States Sue Over...

    03/24/2010 9:45:57 PM PDT · by Steelfish · 59 replies · 1,403+ views
    Daily Mail (UK) ^ | March 24, 2010 | David Gardner
    Almost A Quarter of Republicans Think Obama 'May Be The Antichrist' As 14 States Sue Over Healthcare Reforms DAVID GARDNER 24th March 2010 Americans who suggest Barack Obama should rot in hell are apparently deadly serious. Nearly a quarter of Republicans believe the Democrat president 'may be the Antichrist', according to a survey. An even greater number compared him to Hitler. Mr Obama was jubilant this week after securing his £626billion healthcare reform plan. But his triumph seems only to have inflamed his critics among the evangelical Christians from America's heartland who kept George Bush in power for eight years...
  • BREAKING! OBAMA WINS WORLD SERIES FOR CUBS!

    10/09/2009 1:09:14 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 13 replies · 873+ views
    Chicago Fun-Times | The Twelfth of Never | Steve Bartman
    CHICAGO - Lefty Barry Obama threw a perfect game and hit five five-run homers to lead the Chica-- No, wait. . . . Sorry, false alarm.
  • Obama Defeats Chuck Norris in Unarmed Combat!

    10/09/2009 10:44:56 AM PDT · by Oberon · 5 replies · 324+ views
    myself ^ | 10/09/2009 | me
    In a not-unexpected turn of events, the previous toughest man in the world was defeated within 22 seconds of single hand-to-hand combat with US President Barack Obama. Film at Eleven!
  • Cult Guru Obama Snubs the Dalai Lama

    10/06/2009 3:24:30 PM PDT · by Armaggedon · 10 replies · 408+ views
    Another first by lord Obama, defender of the tyrants. He has no time or intention to honor a man of God and a champion of freedom. Obama also has no time for a national day of prayer. Obama is too busy courting tyrants and pushing his socialist Obamacare on everyone. Apparantly freedom loving people are a threat to cult Obama and his one world godless government.
  • DUmmie FUnnies 09-26-09 ("Mmm, Mmm, Mm! Barack Obamassiah"/"All Hail, Glorious Emperor")

    09/26/2009 5:47:36 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 41 replies · 1,543+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 26, 2009 | Obama Youth, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    Zero loves the little children All the children in our schools Red and yellow, black and white Future voters in his sight Zero loves the little children in our schools By now you probably have seen the VIDEO of those schoolchildren singing the praises of Barack Obama. And if you have been a follower of the DUmmie FUnnies for any length of time, you would expect two things: 1) The DUmmies would have a nutty thread on it; and 2) We here at DUmmie FUnnies would DUFU it. And since it involves singing, you could also expect: 3) I, Charles...
  • When Community Organizing Fails

    09/10/2009 6:04:36 AM PDT · by NRA1995 · 4 replies · 718+ views
    WorldNetDaily ^ | 9/10/09 | Craige McMillan
    Rarely does the Peter Principle present us with an officeholder who has skipped all the levels in-between and risen as a result of one desperate act of temporary insanity by the voters, to be propelled well beyond his or her level of incompetence. That, of course, is precisely what has happened to Barack Obama.
  • Obama Is Right: Cheney and Bush Fell for Bin Laden's Terrorist Trick

    05/21/2009 2:20:50 PM PDT · by Jim Robinson · 63 replies · 2,309+ views
    US News ^ | May 21, 2009 | By John Aloysius Farrell
    President Obama did what he likes to do when his political initiatives stall—he gave a speech today. He stood—literally—by the Constitution and the Bill of Rights, and defended his decisions to ban torture, and to close the U.S. prison at Guantanamo Bay. The long-term impact of Obama's address—given in the great hall at the National Archives—will say much about his powers of persuasion. Republicans have made gains by selling brutality and fear in recent weeks. In the short term, though, the president has already lost a round to his critics, who have succeeded at getting him distracted and defensive. The...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 04-28-09 (DUmmies join the "One Hundred Days" Obamamania!)

    04/28/2009 7:19:13 PM PDT · by Charles Henrickson · 60 replies · 1,542+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 28, 2009 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    In case you haven't heard--like, if you've been living on Jupiter for the last few weeks--Obamassiah is marking ONE HUNDRED DAYS in office this week! The nation REJOICES! The WHOLE WORLD REJOICES!! And the DUmmies are no exception. They are just OUT OF THEIR MINDS . . . with jubilation, that is. They're riding high in April. Will they be shot down in May? Who knows. But for now Obambi can do no wrong. He can terrorize Manhattan and get away with it. He can import swine flu from Mexico and get away with it. And what's more, the...
  • 100 days in office, coronated Messiah

    04/25/2009 6:53:34 PM PDT · by RobinMasters · 58 replies · 1,549+ views
    WND ^ | April 25, 2009 | Drew Zahn
    On his 100th day in office, President Obama will be "crowned" in messianic imagery at New York City's Union Square. Artist Michael D'Antuono's painting "The Truth" – featuring Obama with his arms outstretched and wearing a crown of thorns upon his head – will be unveiled on April 29 at the Square's South Plaza. According to a statement released about the portrait, "The 30" x 54" acrylic painting on canvas depicts President Obama appearing much like Jesus Christ on the Cross: atop his head, a crown of thorns; behind him, the dark veil being lifted (or lowered) on the Presidential...
  • Obama Worship Goes Into Overdrive as 100-Day Mark Approaches

    04/25/2009 6:14:58 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 53 replies · 2,650+ views
    NewsBusters ^ | April 25, 2009 | P.J. Gladnick
    You're not seeing things and it is not a spoof picture from The Onion or any other satirical website. The image you see to the right (larger version below the fold) is a painting by artist Michael D'Antuono called "The Truth" that will be officially unveiled at Union Square in New York City on April 29 to mark President Barack Obama's hundreth day in office. Here are the details from the official press release: Can You Handle 'The Truth'? NEW YORK, April 24 /PRNewswire/ -- Michael D'Antuono may raise more questions than answers when he unveils his highly controversial new...
  • Market Plunges to 1997 levels -- still falling. Where's Messiah? All Hail (Capitalism DeathWatch™)

    02/23/2009 12:17:36 PM PST · by quesney · 128 replies · 6,837+ views
    YahooFinance ^ | YahooFinance
    Dow 7,177.78 -187.89 -2.55% Nasdaq 1,399.99 -41.24 -2.86% S&P 500 749.23 -20.82 -2.70%
  • Obama Campaign Manager Freaks Out on Fox

    09/10/2008 12:57:12 PM PDT · by pabianice · 116 replies · 419+ views
    Fox News | 9/10/08
    I'm not one of those people who analyze other peoples' feelings by watching their body language, but I don't have to be to judge Stephanie Cutter's appearance on Fox just now. Head swinging back and forth, eyes bugging, eyelids jumping up and down, mouth pursed, words coming in clipped bursts, she tried to deny that McCain-Palin are surging ahead in the polls. It was like watching a NOW spokeswoman defend trashing Sarah Palin for belonging to the NRA. Pathetic and funny at the same time. Try to catch it later if Fox re-shows it. Obama meltdown. Obama was also at...
  • *BARF ALERT* Indiana Political Writer Equates B. Obama to A. Lincoln

    08/28/2008 1:14:05 PM PDT · by Sir Hailstone · 14 replies · 210+ views
    Howey Political Report ^ | 8/28/2008 | Brian Howey
    INDIANAPOLIS - President Lincoln was once asked what makes a good politician. And the man who was 3-2 in political races, winning a U.S. House seat, losing two Senate races before claiming the American presidency twice, answered, “To be able to raise a cause which will produce an effect, and then fight the effect.” When Barack Obama takes the stage before 70,000 people in Invesco Stadium in Denver tonight and an expected huge national television audience, it will be a moment that demands not only his greatest oratorical skills, but also a weave of detail that will convince a skeptical...
  • The Obamassiah Prayer

    08/18/2008 8:14:31 PM PDT · by Sir Hailstone · 7 replies · 165+ views
    Hoosier Access ^ | 8/18/2008 | Self
    For the true Obamaniacs, it seems B. Hussein Obama has become almost a deity - since a number of moonbats are agnostic, atheist, or other why not worship a Presidential candidate. So with that in mind I thought I would help out with their own … The Obamassiah’s Prayer…. Our Obama, who art in Chicago, Hollow be thy Words. Thy Presidency come, Thy nation will be done for, In the White House as it is in Congress. Give us this day our daily bread line. And forgive us our mortgage debts, As we forgive our credit card debtors. And lead...
  • Click here to find out more! An Antichrist Obama in McCain Ad?

    08/08/2008 9:13:27 AM PDT · by Fox_Mulder77 · 32 replies · 124+ views
    Time ^ | August 8, 2008 | Amy Sullivan
    ......That's just what some outraged Christian supporters of the Democratic nominee are claiming John McCain's campaign did in an ad called "The One" that was recently released online. The Republican nominee's advisers brush off the charges, arguing that the spot was meant to be a "creative" and "humorous" way of poking fun at Obama's popularity by painting him as a self-appointed messiah. But even this innocuous interpretation of the ad — which includes images of Charlton Heston as Moses and culled clips that make Obama sound truly egomaniacal — taps into a conversation that has been gaining urgency on Christian...
  • And Will Obama Save Us From Our Sins?: Adoration Of Candidate Borders On The Fanatically Frightening

    06/10/2008 9:32:27 PM PDT · by 2ndDivisionVet · 15 replies · 137+ views
    Men's News Daily ^ | June 10, 2008 | Frederick Meekins
    As the United States edges ever closer to tyranny with freedom dying a little more each year with the passage of new laws, the handing down of judicial rulings, and the promulgation of executive orders, it is assumed by increasing numbers that it is the role of government to provide for all of our needs and to save us from our own worst tendencies irrespective of whether or not these are matters we want massive bureaucracies poking into our private lives about. As bad as such intrusions are, the fear such a scenario provokes pales in comparison to the almost...
  • Top Ten Reasons Obama Won't Release His Birth Certificate

    06/09/2008 5:44:28 PM PDT · by inkling · 186 replies · 893+ views
    ExurbanLeague.com ^ | June 9, 2008 | Exurban Jon
    Here's an odd Obama controversy I hadn't yet heard about. Apparently, the Lamb of Chicago has not released his Hawaii birth certificate despite several media requests. Jim Geraghty thinks it would end several persistent rumors concerning his birth. Although Geraghty makes some good points, Exurban League's research interns have uncovered several reasons Obama is keeping it under wraps. Top Ten Reasons Obama Won't Release His Birth Certificate 10. Despite the claims of his supporters, it was not technically a virgin birth. 9. Full name is Ayatollah Mubarack Hussein Obama-Khomeni bin Laden. 8. Actual birth date would reveal he's a Virgo,...
  • The Obama Presidency in Review (satire)

    06/05/2008 3:19:43 PM PDT · by inkling · 3 replies · 102+ views
    ExurbanLeague.com ^ | June 5, 2008 | Exurban Jon
    Some notable moments from the Obama presidency... January 20, 2009 "I thank you and the world thanks you, for choosing love over hate, hope over fear, and diplomacy over warfare. Today we finally begin the work of caring for our sick, giving jobs to the jobless, cooling our fevered planet, lowering the ocean levels, making the blind see, the lame walk..." August 18, 2009 "As a nation we offer our sincere condolences to the people of South Korea and Japan. As you know, the North Korean leadership signed a legally binding document to curtail all future missle launches which specifically...
  • Obama on how to talk to whites

    03/18/2008 3:57:46 PM PDT · by rob777 · 46 replies · 1,458+ views
    PoliticalMavens.com ^ | Judith A. Klinghoffer
    In the good, old tradition of revolutionaries, Obama hides in plain print. So, before listening to his speech, it’s worth while to note the following passages from his autobiography: On p. 94-95 he describes an effective tactic to deal with White people: It was usually an effective tactic, another one of those tricks I had learned: People were satisfied so long as you were courteous and smiled and made no sudden moves. They were more than satisfied; they were relieved - such a pleasant surprise to find a well-mannered young black man who didn’t seem angry all the time. Indeed,...
  • Reasoning with an Obamanaic...between fainting spells, of course.

    02/27/2008 5:21:58 AM PST · by SJackson · 30 replies · 95+ views
    Frontpagemagazine ^ | 2-27-08 | Tom Purcell
    "I was so overcome with emotion, I nearly passed out." "Passed out?" "The wife and I have been following Barack Obama around the country. Every time he enters a room, the wife collapses into my arms. I have to use smelling salts to bring her out of it." "I see." "He's quite a presence, that Obama. As president, he's not only going to change America, he's going to change the world!" "Change? What kind of change?" "The kind of change in which he's going to do things differently -- differently than they've ever been done before. There'll be no more...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 02-25-08 (KOmmie asks about Obama: "American Messiah?")

    02/25/2008 2:33:24 PM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 72 replies · 457+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 25, 2008 | KOmmies, keenekarl, and Charles Henrickson
    PJ posted my latest Obama parody yesterday. Today I want to show you that the satire is not too far from reality. Witness this KOmmieland THREAD: "American Messiah?" KOmmie keenekarl (KKK?) has more than a Chris Matthews-like man-crush on Obama. It's an ALMOST FANATICAL DEVOTION to the Pope of Hope. KOmmie keenekarl even kreeps out some of his fellow KOmmies--or at least they want him to scale it back, lest such unbridled Obamamania leads to a Baracklash. But before we get to the reading from keenekarl's Epistle to the KOmmies, let us join in singing our opening hymn: HELLO...
  • Clinton raps Obama's 'celestial choir' campaign

    02/24/2008 7:14:50 PM PST · by markomalley · 35 replies · 657+ views
    Baltimore Sun ^ | 2/24/2008 | Rick Pearson
    PROVIDENCE, R.I. — Hillary Clinton today mocked Barack Obama’s campaign style as one that portrays a divine-like picture of problem-solving to voters when the challenges America face are much more complex. Delivering a speech to several thousand people at Rhode Island College, Clinton also contended Obama had given up on implementing a universal health insurance program that she said should go hand-in-hand with other Democratic led achievements such as Social Security and Medicare as grand social programs. Clinton discussed a litany of challenges facing the country, ranging from home foreclosure to responsibly bring troops home from the Iraq war. “None...
  • America starts to sober up from a heavy dose of Obamamania

    02/24/2008 7:05:50 PM PST · by markomalley · 59 replies · 235+ views
    The (UK) Times ^ | 2/24/2008 | James Bone
    The American presidential candidate who can do no wrong is experiencing the first signs of dip in popularity that has been called the “Barack-lash.” Barack Obama has become a darling of the internet generation since starting his underdog campaign to beat the wife of a former president and become the first black leader of the Free World. Millions downloaded a YouTube video of his “Yes We Can” speech set to music by the Black Eyed Peas front-man will.i.am with celebrity friends who included the actresses Scarlett Johansson and Amber Valletta. But Mr Obama’s popularity has begun to rebound on him...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 02-24-08 (Hello Daddy, Hello Mama (A Letter from Camp Obama))

    02/24/2008 4:46:15 PM PST · by PJ-Comix · 36 replies · 153+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 24, 2008 | Charles Henrickson and PJ-Comix
    And yet ANOTHER terrific song parody from our own Charles Henrickson. Attention radio programmers! This parody song IS available for airplay with appropriate REMUNERATION to Charles. You WON'T find better political parody song lyrics than his. HELLO DADDY, HELLO MAMA (A Letter from CampObama) Tune: "Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh (A Letter from Camp)"OriginalHello DaddyHello MamaHere I am atCamp ObamaCamp's as prettyAs a paintingAnd they say we'll have some fun if we stop faintingOur Barack hasGifts of healingStevie Wonder'sOut four-wheelingI met OprahOver dinnerSince she's been here she's got thirteen inchesthinnerAll the campersDrink the Kool-AidThat the counselorsAt the school madeThis is...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 02-29-08 (Compilation Video Of Suspicious Fainting At Barack Obama Rallies)

    02/20/2008 3:16:19 PM PST · by PJ-Comix · 26 replies · 241+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 20, 2008 | PJ-Comix
    Check out this compilation VIDEO of women fainting at the Barack Obama rallies. Real or fake? You be the judge. Perhaps the first couple of faintings were real and the others were copycat faintings by women who wanted to get the attention of the their beloved Obamassiah. Or was this planned by the Obama campaign to demonstrate his hypnotic effect on liberals? Who knows? However, Obama is a piker in the fainting department compared to the Grand Master of Mass Fainting, Benny Hinn, as you can see in the VIDEO below. Until the Obamassiah can approach these levels of...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 02-13-08 (Obama Cultists Worship Their Messiah)

    02/13/2008 7:13:43 AM PST · by PJ-Comix · 98 replies · 56+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 13, 2008 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix
    With his string of overwhelming victories last night in the Potomac primaries, the cult of Obama worship has now become more reverent than ever. In keeping with this mood, first let me indulge in a bit of revent Obamassiah music composed by that famous Tin Pan Alley songwriter, pastor, and DUFU guest host, Charles Henrickson who currently, at great personal sacrifice, has given up eating lima beans for Lent although we expect him back soon after Easter. So now let us listen to his Obama cult composition titled, I Don't Know Why I Love Him from the Hit Musical,...