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    11/18/2011 4:53:26 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 75 replies
    You are getting very.....sleepy...... Hmmmm...this goes right along with what's happening in our world today.... November 18th is Occult Day! Occult Day is a mysterious day, outside the realm of the normal and natural world. Concealed, secret, hidden, mysterious, un-natural. These are all words to describe the world of Occult. Astrology should readily come to mind. Alchemy, too. Many secret groups are occults.   How do you partake and enjoy Occult Day? It's a cinch! Join or start a secret society. Get out the ouija board. Visit an Astrologer. Or just sign on to get emails from the DNC...
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    11/11/2011 5:04:24 AM PST · by Lucky9teen · 58 replies
    11/11/11 : Welcome to the Age of Prophecy and Mass Stupidity Significance of 11/11/11 Based on past calendar dates such as 10/10/10, or October 10, 2010, no significant or unusual phenomenon occurs simply because of a date that has the same numbers in a sequence. The numerical sequence of November 11 holds a special significance in the binary numeral system, which is the base-2 number system that represents numeric values using two symbols, 0 and 1. The date of November 11 has a binary number of 111110 where it has a decimal equivalent of 62 in the year 2010, and...
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    11/04/2011 5:30:37 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 62 replies
    Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice. After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a supervisor in the personnel department and asks to file a sexual harassment grievance against him. The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled and asks, "What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?" The woman replies, "Its Keith, the midget."   Q. What is the difference between a Harley and a...
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    10/28/2011 5:30:23 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 78 replies
    Top Ten Reasons Trick-or-Treating is Better Than Sex.10. You're guaranteed to get a little something in the sack. 9. The uglier you are, the easier it is to get some. 8. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning & groaning. 7. Less guilt the morning after. 6. It doesn't matter if they fantasize you're somebody else, because you are. 5. Forty years from now, you'll still enjoy candy. 4. If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door. 3. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go again. 2. You...
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    10/21/2011 6:09:21 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 118 replies
    Not to be stuck on the same theme again...but they're just so silly....  Actual Craigslist ads: good morning delusional obots (over the cliff) Date: 2011-10-18, 10:25AM EDT Reply to: comm-bxk4f-2655843943@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] The Marxist Muslime Illegal Alien's attempt at 'misdirection' via his "Occupy" gambit - is not really paying off is it? The usurper is a disaster. Wannabe hippies on Wall St. who've been told to emerge from their parents' basement can't change that. Anyone found the teleprompter yet? Have A Nice Day   Obama's "Occupy" Policy Creates A Dozen Dumpster Diving Jobs! Date: 2011-10-18, 10:38AM EDT...
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    10/14/2011 5:25:24 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 120 replies · 1+ views
    Best Signs from Occupy Wall Street Protests "It's the 24th day of the Occupy Wall Street protests, also known as the largest homeless slumber party in the world." –Jimmy Kimmel Occupy Wall Street Pick Up Lines (from #OWSPickUpLines)Can I steal you dinner and a movie?Let me give according to my ability, to you according to your needHey, want to make $20 an hour minimum wage?Roses are red, violets are blue, I got room under my tarp, just for youWorkers of the world unite! You have nothing to lose but your clothes.“What time do you get off from not working?”“You...
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    10/07/2011 6:04:39 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 77 replies
    R.I.P. Steve Jobs Some funny tweets on TWITTER: #OccupyWallStreetMovies: 10 Things I Hate About The Rich 12 Angry Vegans 12,000,000 Angry Men A Hard Pays Night A Pot Dispensary Now AI: Artificial Intellect Apocalypse Phew Bend It Like Bernanke Body Dirt Brokeback Mountain Of Debt Casablankfein Cheech And Chong's Up In Smoke Children Of Doom Citizen Kenya Clear And Present Dandruff Clear And Present Petulance Close Encounters Of The Wrong Kind CSI: Criminally Subsidized Intellect Day Of The Locust Deep Impact Defending Your Freebies Dependent Day Dodgework: A True Underdog Story Dude, Where's My Czar? Dude, Where's My Handout?...
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    09/30/2011 5:36:27 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 94 replies
    Can We Occupy Wall Street? Oh, Yes We Camp! I'm confused Comrades. We're going to throw shoes at Wall Street? Red Eye’s Bill Schulz Joins Wall Street Protest - video A woman goes into Cabela's to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get, so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter. The clerk was standing behind the counter wearing dark shades. She says to him, "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?" He says, "Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll...
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    09/23/2011 6:14:07 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 71 replies · 2+ views
    Get out the Checker Board. Today is Checkers Day. So, do you want the red checkers? Or, the black ones? It may surprise you to know that it is also Dogs in Politics Day. Read on, and I will explain the connection. Origin of Checkers Day: In 1952, Richard M. Nixon was a candidate for Vice-President of the United States, running with Dwight D. Eisenhower.  Media speculation centered around an $18,000 campaign contribution, and speculation that Nixon may have used some for his personal use.  In a brilliant political maneuver, Nixon took his case to the American people. On September...
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    09/16/2011 5:42:45 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 64 replies
    Just remember, no matter what happens... #AttackWatch -something funny going on at the stock exchange, everytime obama speaks the market starts to tank. Please advise! #TeaParty We don’t have to worry about #attackwatch, just make Obama run on his record, 9.1% unemployment, record #’s on foodstamps & in poverty “hey #AttackWatch some teabagger set up this goofy web site called #AttackWatch that they are using to make Obama look silly.” Someone should report @AttackWatch to #attackwatch since it is demolishing Obama’s reelection chances. It is the joke of the month on obammy “Obama tells ‘SuperCommittee of 12′ he thot...
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    09/09/2011 6:40:51 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 98 replies
    Well, I’ve drawn a blank on ideas for this week, so I’m punting the ball off to you guys...... Obama Jobs Speech - leaked They see me scrollin’...
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    09/02/2011 6:02:09 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 67 replies
    Obama's Job Package? For all the SNL fans out there.... Obama's Team is hiring (translated): Obama for America is looking for talented social media copywriters and strategists anyone who still worships Obama, to join our digital thuggery team at our Chicago headquarters. We're going to run the most effective, creative, and innovative vile, corrupt, and dirty digital campaign in the history of politics, and our digital team will be core to achieving the communications, fundraising, and organizing propaganda goals of the cause. Our social media team will help tell the story sell the BS of the campaign and move...
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    08/26/2011 9:19:10 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 66 replies
    National Dog Day When : Always August 26th National Dog Day is intended to honor dogs for all that they do for us. In addition to giving love and companionship, dogs help us out in countless ways. They are watchdogs for our safety. They lead the blind. Dogs aid in search and rescue, and they seek out bombs and drugs. It's an opportunity for us to recognize and appreciate the value and importance of dogs in our lives. A Montana cowboy was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a...
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    08/19/2011 5:48:13 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 60 replies · 1+ views
    Name Obama’s Bus… OBAMA'S OPERATION ROLLING BLUNDER As usual, I missed the Twitter hashtag meme from a few nights ago. It solicited names for President Obama's bus tour of battleground states that will operate at -- what else? -- taxpayer expense. My favorites? 20. Downgrade One 19. End of an Error Tour 18. 57 States 17. We have to ride it to know what's in it 16. Spinning the Future 15. Obama, the Bachmann Slayer 14. Continental Failways.13. The "Bus-driver acted stupidly" tour 12. Debt Race 2012 11. Titanic on wheels 10. StimuBus 9. America Under the Bus Tour...
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    08/12/2011 6:14:42 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 48 replies
    Barack Hussein Obama Presidential Library.. and it only cost a trillion dollars. WHAT A DEAL... A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago. Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly, a man knocks on his window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened; what's the hold up?" "Terrorists have kidnapped Michael Moore, Hillary Clinton, Chuck Schumer, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton. "They are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going...
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    08/05/2011 5:59:30 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 56 replies
    A woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church services , when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled: 'Stop! Acts 2:38!' (Repent and be Baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ , so that your sins may be forgiven.) The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done. As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar: 'Why did you just stand there? All the...
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    07/29/2011 5:56:10 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 75 replies
    The sad truth for ridiculous Web memes is that they have remarkably poor shelf lives. So, farewell planking.Hello, owling.Deciding that striking a "light as a feather, stiff as a board" pose in public, photographing it and posting it on the Web is old news, some Internet denizens have moved on.Now, it's all about squatting, arms pressed toward the ground and eyes locked in a wise, faraway gaze. You know ... like an owl. If it all seems sort of ludicrous, well, that's kind of the point."Owling is actually more of an indication of how big planking is," said Ben...
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    07/22/2011 5:45:18 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 66 replies
    We got yo money. Gonna borrow mo money. Gonna spend yo money. Gonna print mo money. *Pythagorean theorem: 24 words.   *The Lord's prayer: 66 words.   *Archimedes' Principle: 67 words.   *The 10 Commandments: 179 words.   *The Gettysburg address: 286 words.   *The Declaration of Independence: 1,300 words.   *U.S. Government regulations on the sale of cabbage: 26,911 words.     ...and that says it all. Government Efficiency I went into the Department of Motor Vehicles to obtain the title and license plates for my new truck. After spending five minutes typing all my personal information into a...
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    07/15/2011 8:29:31 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 73 replies
    The Behind the Scenes look at the Debt Talks at the White House After several days of tense negotiations, a Seattle-area family has decided to increase the maximum amount of money it can borrow, also know as its “debt ceiling.” The Watterson’s previous limit was $286,000, an amount that included a mortgage, two car loans, and a 60-inch flat-screen television. “By increasing our indebtedness to $300,000, we can finally get back on a strong financial footing,” said Helen Watterson, the wife in the family and the lone female representative. “And get a new summer dress.”Husband George voted in favor of...
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    07/15/2011 8:01:04 AM PDT · by martin_fierro · 23 replies
    Teh Webz | 7/15/11 | martin
    ... where be the Friday Silliness?