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  • DUmmie FUnnies 03-28-06 (Ouija Board Polls)

    03/28/2006 5:37:19 AM PST · by PJ-Comix · 68 replies · 2,113+ views
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 28, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix
    When I was a teenager, I was told that I would someday be world famous. Leaders from many countries would make pilgrimages to my vast estates to seek my advice. I was even told that I would lead a punitive expedition across the galaxy to wipe out an alien civilization that dared to threaten our planet. Of course, I returned to Earth as a conquering hero. That same evening, other teenagers around the table I was sitting at, were told they would become famous actresses, captains of industry, or sports legends. Oddly enough, no one was told they would...