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  • TRON: JEREMY (it is to laff)

    12/18/2010 10:35:18 PM PST · by martin_fierro · 22 replies
    break.com ^ | dunno date | dunno author
    I lol'd.
  • Android Lloyd Webber’s Review of the Movie “Fair Game” (Satire Alert)

    12/18/2010 3:23:46 PM PST · by TheVitaminPress · 1+ views
    http://thevitaminpress.com/2010/12/18/android-lloyd-webbers-review-of-the-movie-fair-game/ | 12/18/2010 | Android Lloyd Webber
    air Game is a movie. It stars Yul Brenner and Ethel Merman. It was directed by Russ Meyer and is based on an original screenplay written by that kid from the television series “Different Strokes”. Not the one that ran for governor of California and died. The other kid. The red headed one that Mr. Drummond inherited after marrying a gol-digging mail order bride from Canada. He was only in four episodes. Fair Game is the true story of Valerie Plame. Plame was an administrative assistant working out of the Beverly Hills branch of the CIA. Plame also had this...
  • Children of the African Continent to Santa Claus: “All we want for Christmas is some DDT”

    12/17/2010 6:26:20 PM PST · by TheVitaminPress · 42 replies
    The Vitamin Press ^ | 12/17/2010 | Kip Hooker
    Africa- All across the mother continent this month there has been a hush. A deep reverence. And finally a heartfelt, but quite plea. From the mouths of babes and this land’s most diminutive inhabitants have come the whispers, the pronouncement, the improbable imploring pleas. They have lifted up with one voice. Given utterance with one hope. And laid their request with one intention. That for Christmas this year – when the jolly old man in red is bringing new Wii’s and bicycles and easy bake ovens to good little children the world over- they would as well be remembered. That...
  • Parody “Julian Weeps Tonight” (Vanity)

    12/08/2010 1:36:29 AM PST · by TCH · 3 replies
    TCH | 12/8/2010 | TCH
    “Julian Weeps Tonight” (Sung to ‘The Lion Sleeps Tonight’ by The Tokens) A TCH Parody production A-wee-ee-ee-kee-a-Wiki-Leaki… Squeal on what we say… A-wee-ee-ee-kee-a-Wiki-Leaki… Reveal our underplay… A way up high… (A-leak-a-day, a-leak-a-day, a-leak-a-day, a-leak-a-day) (A-leak-a-day, a-leak-a-day, a-leak-a-day, a-leak-a-day) Some gonna fry… (A-leak-a-day, a-leak-a-day, a-leak-a-day, a-leak-a-day) (A-leak-a-day, a-leak-a-day, a-leak-a-day, a-leak-a-day) It’s a fumble, a mighty stumble, Julian weeps tonight… It’s a bumble, his cyber rumble, Julian weeps tonight… Got paid to spy… A-weeee-a-Wiki-Leaki… Squeal on what we say… (A-leak-a-day, a-leak-a-day, a-leak-a-day, a-leak-a-day) (A-leak-a-day, a-leak-a-day, a-leak-a-day, a-leak-a-day) Some butt-rut guy… A-weeee-a-Wiki-Leaki… Reveal our underplay… (A-leak-a-day, a-leak-a-day, a-leak-a-day, a-leak-a-day) (A-leak-a-day, a-leak-a-day, a-leak-a-day, a-leak-a-day)...
  • New TSA Parody: "Tweak Your Candle Myself" (Vanity)

    12/02/2010 7:24:17 PM PST · by TCH · 6 replies
    TCH | 12-2-2010 | TCH
    TWEAK YOUR CANDLE MYSELF (Sung to: “KEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOUR SELF” By the Georgia Satellites) A TCH Parody Production:
  • New Parody: Tweak Your Candle Myself (Vanity)

    12/02/2010 3:36:35 PM PST · by TCH · 4 replies
    TCH | 12/2/2010 | TCH
    TWEAK YOUR CANDLE MYSELF (Sung to: “KEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOUR SELF” By the Georgia Satellites) A TCH Parody Production: I GOT BIG SISTER JANE IN MY POCKETS, GROPIN’ MY DING-A-LING … GOIN’ TO SPRAWL YOU LIKE A STONE, LADY; N’ GIVE YOU A FLING! BUT EACH TIME I SQUALK, I GET INSANE MUMBLING … SHE BE A-TUGGIN’ N’ A TWISTIN’ -- WILL I GET N’ X-RATING? HEY LADY, NO MAYBIES, DON’T PUT YO GLOVE DOWN MY BELT! SHE SAY “YO, GET BACK IN LINE; I’LL TWEAK YO CANDLE MYSELF!” OLD LADIES N’ BABIES? WHY YOU WANNA PEAK T-S N’...
  • Parody: Less My Sixty-four (Beatles 'When I'm 64)

    11/13/2010 8:02:56 PM PST · by TCH
    TCH | November 13, 2010 | TCH
    Less my 64 (Sung to “When I’m Sixty-four” by The Beatles) http://www.links2love.com/love_lyrics_125.htm Nancy got bolder; screwing health care … Barry cheered her loud! Tell you we’ll be spending… Steal every dime … Your pay leaving; bottom of line! Despite a wipe out, still hopes she’ll be … good to mop the floor … “O, you still need me!” “Hope I still can lead” … less my “sixty-four!” Girl he’s over you … Nancy, you crazy bird … ‘O’ should say “F you!” Life should be dandy, end of your rule … Since your might is gone! You can sit as...
  • Parody: This 'O' Man

    11/12/2010 11:02:22 PM PST · by TCH · 12 replies
    TCH | November 13, 2010 | TCH
    This ‘O’ man, he’s “The One!” He gave kick back for Nelson! With a smack-whack vote attack, Throw him off the throne… This ‘O’ man stands all alone! This ‘O’ man, he say “Screw!” He make all tax fall on you!” With a smack-whack vote attack, Throw him off the throne… This ‘O’ man stands all alone! This ‘O’ man, he say “Free!” He fast track Juan’s amnesty! With a smack-whack vote attack, Throw him off the throne… This ‘O’ man stands all alone! This ‘O’ man, he say “Gore!” We’ll track all that carbon score! With a smack-whack vote...
  • John Stewart Announces the formation of “Friends Against Speech Crime In Society Today”

    11/02/2010 6:25:12 PM PDT · by TheVitaminPress · 41 replies · 1+ views
    The Vitamin Press ^ | 11/02/2010 | Kip Hooker
    Washington - Capitalizing on the quasi-success of his recent Restoring Sanitation Rally in the capital city part-time funny man (and partial human being) John Stewart has expressed interest in creating a political action group which -he hopes- will restore decorum to the public discourse. Citing an ever increasing tension between the right and left in this country Stewart feels that, now more than ever, people of conscience must commit to the worthy cause of restoring restrictions on what free men and women are allowed to say. In keeping with this hypothesis Stewart -this morning- announced the formation of Friends Against...
  • Non Politcal - Hitler Finds Out: People keep reposting Eire247 "no Quickscoping in Black Ops"

    10/29/2010 10:32:16 AM PDT · by xangel0228 · 2 replies
    YouTube ^ | 10/28/2010 | X-Angel
    For some reason, there has been this UPROAR about no "Quick Scoping" in the upcoming shooter game "Black Ops" in popular Call of Duty Series. This was announced by Josh Olin. Apparently Quick Scoping allows people who use sniper rifles in the game to "scope up" really fast, and blow someone's virtual head off much faster. Ok.. I am cool with that. I have never played Call of Duty, but I have played other First Person Shooters (FPS) [i.e. Quake], and being a sniper was one of my favorite positions. But what is funny is that a youtuber by the...
  • Non-Politcal: Hitler Finds Out People are still making crappy parodies w/Windows Movie Maker

    10/27/2010 3:22:19 PM PDT · by xangel0228 · 15 replies
    Youtube ^ | Eric Adam
    I did this one after seeing so many HORRIBLE looking Hitler Finds out videos on youtube. I included some fo the "bad aspects" of other HFO videos... Plot: After a 6 month suspension from YouTube, Hitler is being briefed on the new parodies being uploaded, when he is informed that people are still using Windows Movie Maker to make parodies - which is the worst way in the world to do this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cm_pN2c1s4
  • New Song Parody: "Homey, Your Rule Dies Young"

    10/10/2010 9:26:30 PM PDT · by TCH · 1 replies
    TCH | October 10, 2010 | TCH
    New Parody of 'Only the Good Die Young' ...
  • Abridged Transcript: Iowa Governor Culver and Former Governor Branstad Debate

    10/08/2010 10:05:23 AM PDT · by grassboots.org · 2 replies
    www.caffeinatedthoughts.com ^ | 10/08/10 | David Shedlock
    (In case you missed it and don’t have time to read the complete transcript.) Moderator: Welcome to the Coe College Gubernatorial Debate. Opening jabs, gentlemen.Chet Culver: Coe College is the best college in Iowa, except for the others. Terry Branstad: President what’s-his-name is best college president ever. Culver: Cedar Rapids has the best mayor in the Northern Hemisphere. Culver: Iowa was the 3rd best managed state in the US yesterday. Branstad: Was not! Culver: Was too! Moderator: Will you raise taxes or lower taxes?Branstad: Yes Culver: No, you won’t. (I was the 3rd best manager in the state somebody told...
  • Doug LaDouche for Congress!

    10/05/2010 4:23:39 PM PDT · by EveningStar · 20 replies
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  • "He steals from the poor and gives to the rich, stupid b**h" (Monty Python explains the stimulus)

    08/29/2010 5:01:50 PM PDT · by tlb · 4 replies · 1+ views
    Monty Python ^ | March 26, 2009 | LibertyIdeology
    in 1973 Monty Python predicts the US stimulus fiasco. this is the last 2 minutes of the Monty Python skit "Dennis Moore", it's funny and timely. the verbiage could be from today's headlines.
  • White House: Obama obviously not a Muslim, Muslim’s don’t like pork

    08/23/2010 8:45:13 AM PDT · by TheVitaminPress · 23 replies
    The Vitamin Press ^ | 08/21/2010 | Kip Hooker
    Washington- Responding to a shocking new poll, in which it was revealed that nearly 25 percent of Americans believe President Buraq Hussein Mohammed Ayatollah Obama is a closet Muslim, White House Press Secretary Barry Gibbs advised the Washington Press Corpse-men, “Look guys it is pretty obvious Obama is not a Muslim . . . we all know that Muslim’s don’t like pork.” As it became clear to Gibbs that his statement had failed to sway cumulative opinion within the room the beleaguered administration mouthpiece attempted a different tact. “Besides remember that book was sworn in on at the second ceremony...
  • Mr. Orszag goes to Hollywood

    08/21/2010 5:19:36 PM PDT · by TheVitaminPress · 6 replies
    The Vitamin Press ^ | 08/20/2010 | Kip Hooker
    Washington- After a highly successful term as director of the official Office of Management and Budget famous economist -and part time human being- Peter Dick Orszag has announced that he will be vacating the position by the end of the month. Industry insiders and associated policy wonks are divided over their analysis of this news. Many are privately expressing their fear that all the impressive gains the economy has made over the last 18 months will disappear with the departure of Orszag. As noted economist and commentator Oliver Wendall Homeless explained it to The Vitamin Press: “These are tough times...
  • False Alarm, Evacuation at Capitol; Senator Arrested [SATIRE]

    08/12/2010 10:05:56 AM PDT · by Pan_Yan · 24 replies
    My Twisted Little Brain | August 12, 2010 | Pan_Yan
    Washington- The Capitol was briefly evacuated this morning when a fire alarm pull station was activated on the senate floor after an argument amongst the South Carolina delegation. Senator Lindsey Graham (REPUBLICAN) was later arrested by Capitol Police in a bed room at John McCain's (REPUBLICAN) nearby town home and charged with the false alarm. Unnamed sources present on the floor at the time say Senators Graham (REPUBLICAN) and Jim DeMint (REPUBLICAN) were having a heated discussion over Graham's recent vote in favor of Elaine Kagan’s successful nomination to the United States Supreme Court, as well as his general squishiness....
  • Jane Austen's Fight Club

    07/31/2010 9:28:35 AM PDT · by EveningStar · 14 replies · 1+ views
    YouTube ^ | July 23, 2010 | uploaded by TwoTurntablesNMic
    We were no longer "good society."
  • CLINTON THROWS BACHELOR PARTY FOR MEZVINKSY

    07/31/2010 2:04:26 AM PDT · by tlb · 21 replies · 4+ views
    Weekly World News ^ | July 30th, 2010 | July 30th, 2010
    Rhinebeck, NY - Bill Clinton threw a wild bachelor party last night for his future son-in-law, Marc Mezvinsky. Chelsea Clinton wasn’t happy. Bill Clinton insisted on throwing a bachelor party for his future son-in-law, over the strong objections of his beautiful daughter, Chelsea. But when Bill wants something, Bill gets it. And what he wanted was… girls, girls, girls! The former President brought in seventy-five strippers, pole dancers, and contortionists to the “whipped-cream” themed party held for Marc Mezvinsky at the Veranda House in Rhinebeck. Marc was reluctant, but Bill told him, “You’re a Clinton now son, so you have...
  • Obama’s image problem

    07/25/2010 7:46:36 PM PDT · by Weird Tolkienish Figure · 63 replies
    MEGAN TENCH Obama’s image problem America needs him to play the role he’s been avoiding — angry black man By Megan Tench | July 25, 2010 IN MANY ways, President Obama’s image has been brilliantly constructed. He has gingerly walked that fine line of being both black and yes, the new buzz word: post racial. His consultants should be congratulated as Obama has managed to be perceived as scholarly, trustworthy, and likeable, and avoid the uglier stereotype of being an “angry black man.’’ But now on cable news shows, in recent polls, at dining room tables across America, Obama is...
  • Living Like A Liberal

    07/15/2010 11:41:12 AM PDT · by RatherBiased.com · 23 replies
    Weekly Standard ^ | Matt Labash
    This is a story about living the good life. Or not the good life, exactly, in the Italian, dolce vita understanding of the term. It’s more about living the better life, a comparative way of living. It’s about living better than I was before, living better than I once thought possible, living better, if you’ll forgive my candor, than do you. Here, I use “you” to loosely mean “conservative” or even “disengaged liberal.” For living better than you is all about honesty. Honesty with you. Honesty with myself. So I’ll just level with the two of us: I used to...
  • Christian Bale & Mel Gibson Phone Fight

    07/14/2010 5:54:40 AM PDT · by tlb · 11 replies
    Youtube ^ | M July 12, 2010 | MovieGodsLive
    A clashing of titans as Christian Bale and Mel Gibson take each other on in a battle of wits and profanity over the phone.
  • Same As It Ever Was - (Obama Parody Video)

    07/06/2010 10:10:39 AM PDT · by nysuperdoodle · 2 replies
    ECR ^ | 6 Jul 10 | EC
    Excellent parody video featuring Carville, Matthews, and Obama - the Talking Feds.
  • Goodbye Blue Sky preview(music video parody)need HELP

    06/16/2010 7:48:00 AM PDT · by Skared2deth · 14 replies · 220+ views
    I have put together a political music video which parodies 2 songs from Pink Floyd's "The Wall". It is very hard hitting, and intentionally disturbing. A very short taste or preview is available here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGEewPKkU5E What I need is some like minded freepers to preview the entire video which I will upload later tonight for private viewing. If you would like to help, I will need you to PM me here with your youtube user id, and either send a youtube friend request, or accept my invite I send to you later. The full video is complete, but what I...
  • Star Trek: The Pepsi Generation

    06/09/2010 3:26:22 PM PDT · by EveningStar · 2 replies · 58+ views
    YouTube | May 2, 2007 | uploaded by EarlSinclair
    The classic 1988 parody of "Star Trek: The Next Generation"! Part 1Part 2
  • I'm Just a Spill

    06/08/2010 7:21:50 PM PDT · by bloodmeridian · 4 replies · 20+ views
    Barack Obama's Oil Spill's Blog ^ | 6/8/2010 | BO's OilSpillBlog
    BO: OOF! You sure gotta climb a lot of steps to get to this Capitol Building here in Washington. I think I'll go golfing instead. But I wonder who that sad 700 gazillion barrel plume of black liquid is out there in the Gulf? I'm just a spill. Yes, I'm only a spill. And I'm bearing down on Capitol Hill. Well, it's a long, long way Until BO can leave this morass. It's a long, long wait While He looks to kick someone's a**. But I know I'll bring Him ruin someday At least I hope and pray that I...
  • Greatest Hate Crimes Parody Video EVER!

    05/29/2010 7:16:12 AM PDT · by conservativefunhouse · 6 replies · 855+ views
    Conservative Fun House ^ | 05/29/2010 | Conservative Fun House
    He was once a loser, picked on every day by his high school bully. Now, 10 years later he is ready to get revenge, but there is just one problem. He is white and the bully is black. How will he be able to enact his brutal and bloody revenge with out anyone thinking it was a hate crime? He has an idea…
  • Gulf Oil Wise-Guy Humor

    05/25/2010 7:58:14 PM PDT · by TCH · 2 replies · 350+ views
    TCH | May 25, 2010 | TCH
    “My Hesitation” (Sung to ‘My Generation’ by The Who) A little bit of "wise-guy" humor... People cry “You putted a-around!” (Talkin' 'bout my hesitation) … Just because we can’t shut-down (Talkin' 'bout my hesitation)… The thing may spew sh*t out of control (Talkin' 'bout my hesitation)… My hope's n’ lies, thirty four days old. (Talkin' 'bout my hesitation)… This is my hesitation! This is my hesitation, baby … I “dropped the ball,” R-Rush did say (Talkin' 'bout my hesitation)… And “Don't lie; you rigged this big d-d-delay!” (Talkin' 'bout my hesitation)… “You’re just trying to cause a big d-d-depravation” (Talkin'...
  • Hoboken International Film Festival founder resigns judgeship to promote Obama satire

    05/15/2010 7:29:23 PM PDT · by Syncro · 2 replies · 456+ views
    The Jersey Journal ^ | May 14, 2010 | Mark Maurer
    By Mark Maurer/The Jersey JournalMay 14, 2010, 9:00PMStar-Ledger file photoFilmmaker, founder of Hoboken International Film Festival and North Arlington Municipal Judge Kenneth Del Vecchio resigned his judgeship so he could promote his controversial satire about President Barack Obama.Filmmaker, founder of Hoboken International Film Festival and North Arlington Municipal Court Judge Kenneth Del Vecchio has decided to resign his judgeship in order to promote his controversial movie, the Washington Times reports. The decision arose shortly after the N.J. Supreme Court’s Advisory Committee on Extrajudicial Affairs recently advised that he “not be interviewed, promote and participate in the press and publicity” of...
  • Supreme Law? Honestly?

    05/14/2010 6:15:27 PM PDT · by OneWingedShark · 16 replies · 718+ views
    Self ^ | 14 Mar 10 | Self
    There’s some silly notions that are circulating among people about governance; things like: - Words mean things - Constitutions are a form of legally binding documents - Constitutions should be changed only by the appropriate amendment process and - Constitutions actually matter to those in governance. Let’s look at this properly, shall we, if words actually meant things we might actually be forced to be culpable for anything we say; but, because words are so mutable, we have an ‘escape hatch’ to use should any of our peons (commonly called ‘constituents’) try to “use our own words against us.” There...
  • Your Higher Taxes pay for My healthcare thanks President Obama Healthcare Reform

    05/04/2010 11:56:47 AM PDT · by Jewbacca · 27 replies · 833+ views
    Youtube ^ | March 24, 2010 | GloZell
    A video of an Obama supporter discussing why you should go to work and why you are a racist.
  • WTF is this Congressman talking about?

    05/04/2010 10:52:23 AM PDT · by nolongerademocrat · 15 replies · 929+ views
    youtube ^ | unknown | Rep Haller
    Underground Birthing Centers? Please watch the video and see if you can help me figure out what he's talking about - related to: flesh-eating, HR8791, and/or attack from classified... enormous size, underworldly strength, Jesus, that's classified...
  • Hitler “Downfall” Parodies Removed from YouTube

    04/24/2010 10:27:33 AM PDT · by Steelfish · 28 replies · 921+ views
    Marshable Social Media ^ | April 24th 2010
    Hitler “Downfall” Parodies Removed from YouTube The movie studio responsible for the award-winning, German-Austrian film Downfall (German: Der Untergang) has asked YouTube to take down several videos from the massively popular subtitled “Hitler finds out…” meme, and the site has complied. Search YouTube and you’ll still find hundreds of Downfall parodies, but click through to some of the bigger ones and you’ll now get the message, “This video contains content from Constantin Film, who has blocked it on copyright grounds.” According to TechCrunch, the first Downfall parody to be taken down was the one about the iPhone 4G leak, but...
  • Hitler rants about the Downfall Parodies being blocked

    04/21/2010 5:19:46 AM PDT · by tlb · 16 replies · 909+ views
    hitlerrantsparodies ^ | April 05, 2010 | hitlerrantsparodies
    Hitler rants about the Downfall Parodies being blocked. Created by hitlerrantsparodies Clip From Downfall (Der Untergang)
  • YouTube Removes Hitler Parodies. Death of a Web Meme?

    04/21/2010 1:34:29 AM PDT · by Berlin_Freeper · 40 replies · 1,513+ views
    pcworld.com ^ | Apr 21, 2010 | Sarah Jacobsson
    YouTube has recently begun removing videos that feature content from Constantin Films' 2004 film, Der Untergang ("Downfall"), despite the fact that many of these videos are parodies and thus constitute fair use of the material. The Downfall, or Hitler-parody, meme has been, arguably, a viral spat of publicity for Constantin Films in the past few years. The meme takes a now-infamous scene from the movie (the scene in which Hitler reacts to the news that Germany is about to lose the war) and puts satirical subtitles over the action (the movie is in German). Hitler parodies have been made for...
  • iPad vs. Obama-Pad... You Decide

    04/08/2010 8:02:57 AM PDT · by bigbob · 1 replies · 290+ views
    GOP USA ^ | 4-8-2010 | Bobby Eberle
    So... the new iPad has been out for less than a week, and the reviews are starting to come in. I picked mine up on opening day, and have had a chance to take it for a test drive. The iPad is truly different than any device I've ever used. But a serious question remains. As the country moves from capitalism to socialism, is there a need for the iPad? Shouldn't all Americans just use the Obama-Pad and be happy? Here's the review... you decide.
  • To Keep America Safe, We Must Remake the Military in Obama’s Image

    04/07/2010 5:25:03 AM PDT · by DanMiller · 10 replies · 649+ views
    Pajamas Media ^ | April 7, 2010 | Dan Miller
    The military must reflect the burgeoning civilian utopia it protects. With the passage of his signature health control legislation, President Obama has unprecedented momentum to restructure American society as he wishes — which means completely. It takes a long time to put together legislation to control three hundred million people, and the time to continue is right now: President Obama and the congressional leadership have now learned that, if you have enough chutzpah, anything is possible in American politics and there’s little to nothing that Republicans can do about it.
  • "You Picked a Fine Time to Lead Us, Barack"

    04/06/2010 2:33:18 PM PDT · by avoth · 5 replies · 331+ views
    The Patriot Update ^ | Jonathan McWhite
    This is a parody of "You Picked a Fine Time to Leave Me, Lucille" by Kenny Rogers. Written and sung by Jonathan McWhite. Guitar accompaniment by David McWhite.
  • Please Nuke Me

    04/06/2010 5:31:34 AM PDT · by bloodmeridian · 8 replies · 379+ views
    Feed Your ADHD ^ | 4/6/2010 | Snarky Basterd
    With apologies to Peter Gabriel... Please nuke meHelp me remake my countryPutting teabagging to an endI want to be your friend
  • Real Men of Genius: Joe Biden

    03/28/2010 6:29:20 AM PDT · by bloodmeridian · 8 replies · 428+ views
    Feed Your ADHD ^ | 2/28/2010 | Snarky Basterd
    THIS is a big #$%^ing deal.
  • Supervillain Angered By Obama's Reputation as Greatest Threat to America(SATIRE, OBVIOUSLY)

    03/27/2010 8:16:50 PM PDT · by Viking2002 · 10 replies · 298+ views
    The Watley Review ^ | February 9, 2010 | Ezekiel Franklin Watley, Esq.
    Supervillain Doctor Sinistro, who gained notoriety in 1994 when he kidnapped the entire population of Kentucky, is furious that he is considered less of a threat than the American president, according to sources in his island fortress. "I spent years working to attain a reputation sufficient to strike fear into the hearts of the world," growled the imposing figure as he sat atop his throne in the West Tower, a spiky black protuberance on his fortress which contains the so-called 'Million-Mile Laser', with which he periodically threatens various countries. "This Obama is - what - black? So what? I throw...
  • South Park Takes a Nine-Iron to the Tiger Woods Saga

    03/18/2010 6:35:32 PM PDT · by DogByte6RER · 15 replies · 920+ views
    Devil Ball Golf ^ | March 18, 2010 | Jay Busbee
    South Park takes a nine-iron to the Tiger Woods saga By Jay Busbee We're at the End of Days with this whole Tiger Woods business. It's now like politics or religion -- your opinion, whatever it may be, is completely calcified and won't change no matter what the new evidence. Either you think he's a golfer who ought to be left alone, or he's a cheater who deserves scorn. Either you think his family problems should be off-limits, or you think his transgressions go beyond his personal life. Nobody's going to let any new light in, so why not take...
  • Iowahawk: Glengarry Glen (Cong)Ress

    03/15/2010 3:28:39 PM PDT · by EveningStar · 9 replies · 429+ views
    Iowahawk | March 15, 2010 | David Burge
    (with apologies to David Mamet)ACT I.A seedy, dimly lit boiler room under the U.S. Capitol. A group of hardbitten health care legislative salesmen are seated at grim Steelcase desks, on the phone with prospects.Continued
  • Obama at the Bat

    03/11/2010 2:34:12 PM PST · by bigbob · 5 replies · 530+ views
    Youtube ^ | 3-4-10 | TheDepartment7
    In the 21st century, politicians have decided to settle their policy differences in the most honorable means possible... On the Ball Field!
  • RAHMBO WASH! Rinse Away All Your Political Troubles!

    03/10/2010 6:25:35 PM PST · by bloodmeridian · 158+ views
    Feed Your ADHD ^ | 3/11/2010 | Snarky Basterd
    Hi! Vince, here. Having a tough time getting that last vote? Tired of making backroom deals only to see them evaporate and destroy your political career? Are you one step away from pushing your caucus over the cliff for the sake of a bloated government entitlement? You won't be with RAHMBO WASH! It's like a trip to Fort Marcy Park. It's like a drive over the Chappaquiddick with Ted Kennedy but without all the mess. It's like cheating on your taxes and getting away with it!
  • A Little Parody (Vanity)

    03/04/2010 9:41:07 PM PST · by TCH · 285+ views
    TCH | March 4, 2010 | TCH
    Sink Barak (‘Sung to Sink the Bismarck’ by Johnny Horton) A TCH 2010 Parody Production The day of reckon, twenty ten, the vote had just begun… The liberals ran the biggest debt, it had to be undone! ‘Cause Ba-rak was a taxin twit that ever failed to see… All the debt of gov would bring is tears, and shelve economies! Shoutin’ bold, Obama cried: “McCain, I wish you would…” Pass every bill ‘cause see man, me rules the neighborhood!” They had to sing for Ba-rak… the words here: “all agree” Not oppose gov big as his, and to hell our...
  • “We are the World” parody draws big time attention

    02/23/2010 8:17:34 PM PST · by Thirteen · 2 replies · 493+ views
    Bristol Herald-Courier ^ | February 22, 2010 | Dana Wachter
    Bristol, Va.—In the weeks following the earthquake tragedy in Haiti, people across the world, and America in particular, reached out with massive donations to help the victims. That outpouring of aid now has people in our region talking about how donations could help our own country. Steve Stroud, host of WXBQ’s Morning Air Show, thought about the hunger and homelessness in our own United States backyard. He wrote the song, “We Are Your Friends,“ as a serious parody to the “We are the World” relief fundraising effort. Stroud’s show played the song last week, and within days, the Morning Air...
  • “Teddy’s Chair” (Sung to ‘Teddy Bear’ by Elvis Presley)

    02/21/2010 4:24:57 PM PST · by TCH · 2 replies · 246+ views
    TCH ^ | February 21, 2010 | TCH
    “Teddy’s Chair” (Sung to ‘Teddy Bear’ by Elvis Presley) A TCH 2010 Parody Production Harry frets n’ weeps... For Uncle Teddy’s chair... Put that claim of Brown’s in check! Doan leave Dems in despair... O’s gotta keep (Oh! Keep that seat!) Ol’ Teddy’s chair. Wild Teddy whored like Tiger... Like Tiger, he played too rough... While Mary Joe was dyin’... ‘Twas cryin’ shame his lyin’... cover uh-uh-uh-uh-up! Just wanna keep, Ol’ Teddy’s chair.... Put that claim of Brown’s to rest... And lead us to healthcare... O’s gotta keep (Or he’ll be beat)... Ol’ Teddy’s chair! Pelosi met defeat , bound...
  • Too Much (Sung to ‘Too Much’ by Elvis Presley)

    02/21/2010 3:44:40 PM PST · by TCH · 148+ views
    TCH ^ | February 21, 2010 | TCH
    Too Much (Sung to ‘Too Much’ by Elvis Presley) A TCH 2010 Parody Production Well Harry, tries to shove through (uh-duh) too much… Tries speed legislation (uh-duh) you putz! Wants fat bills too (uh-duh) no cuts “We’ll see what lies can move you (uh-duh) to us” You’ll do all the givin' if you wanna go on livin' ‘Cause we got you in Dutch Well, who spends all my money (uh-duh) too much? I have to hear baloney (uh-duh) too much When I want some reasons (uh-duh) you're gone Voting through more treason (uh-duh) you’re Barry’s pawn Now we’ve got TEA...