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  • TRON: JEREMY (it is to laff)

    12/18/2010 10:35:18 PM PST · by martin_fierro · 22 replies
    break.com ^ | dunno date | dunno author
    I lol'd.
  • Android Lloyd Webber’s Review of the Movie “Fair Game” (Satire Alert)

    12/18/2010 3:23:46 PM PST · by TheVitaminPress · 1+ views
    http://thevitaminpress.com/2010/12/18/android-lloyd-webbers-review-of-the-movie-fair-game/ | 12/18/2010 | Android Lloyd Webber
    air Game is a movie. It stars Yul Brenner and Ethel Merman. It was directed by Russ Meyer and is based on an original screenplay written by that kid from the television series “Different Strokes”. Not the one that ran for governor of California and died. The other kid. The red headed one that Mr. Drummond inherited after marrying a gol-digging mail order bride from Canada. He was only in four episodes. Fair Game is the true story of Valerie Plame. Plame was an administrative assistant working out of the Beverly Hills branch of the CIA. Plame also had this...
  • Children of the African Continent to Santa Claus: “All we want for Christmas is some DDT”

    12/17/2010 6:26:20 PM PST · by TheVitaminPress · 42 replies
    The Vitamin Press ^ | 12/17/2010 | Kip Hooker
    Africa- All across the mother continent this month there has been a hush. A deep reverence. And finally a heartfelt, but quite plea. From the mouths of babes and this land’s most diminutive inhabitants have come the whispers, the pronouncement, the improbable imploring pleas. They have lifted up with one voice. Given utterance with one hope. And laid their request with one intention. That for Christmas this year – when the jolly old man in red is bringing new Wii’s and bicycles and easy bake ovens to good little children the world over- they would as well be remembered. That...
  • Parody “Julian Weeps Tonight” (Vanity)

    12/08/2010 1:36:29 AM PST · by TCH · 3 replies
    TCH | 12/8/2010 | TCH
    “Julian Weeps Tonight” (Sung to ‘The Lion Sleeps Tonight’ by The Tokens) A TCH Parody production A-wee-ee-ee-kee-a-Wiki-Leaki… Squeal on what we say… A-wee-ee-ee-kee-a-Wiki-Leaki… Reveal our underplay… A way up high… (A-leak-a-day, a-leak-a-day, a-leak-a-day, a-leak-a-day) (A-leak-a-day, a-leak-a-day, a-leak-a-day, a-leak-a-day) Some gonna fry… (A-leak-a-day, a-leak-a-day, a-leak-a-day, a-leak-a-day) (A-leak-a-day, a-leak-a-day, a-leak-a-day, a-leak-a-day) It’s a fumble, a mighty stumble, Julian weeps tonight… It’s a bumble, his cyber rumble, Julian weeps tonight… Got paid to spy… A-weeee-a-Wiki-Leaki… Squeal on what we say… (A-leak-a-day, a-leak-a-day, a-leak-a-day, a-leak-a-day) (A-leak-a-day, a-leak-a-day, a-leak-a-day, a-leak-a-day) Some butt-rut guy… A-weeee-a-Wiki-Leaki… Reveal our underplay… (A-leak-a-day, a-leak-a-day, a-leak-a-day, a-leak-a-day) (A-leak-a-day, a-leak-a-day, a-leak-a-day, a-leak-a-day)...
  • New TSA Parody: "Tweak Your Candle Myself" (Vanity)

    12/02/2010 7:24:17 PM PST · by TCH · 6 replies
    TCH | 12-2-2010 | TCH
    TWEAK YOUR CANDLE MYSELF (Sung to: “KEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOUR SELF” By the Georgia Satellites) A TCH Parody Production:
  • New Parody: Tweak Your Candle Myself (Vanity)

    12/02/2010 3:36:35 PM PST · by TCH · 4 replies
    TCH | 12/2/2010 | TCH
    TWEAK YOUR CANDLE MYSELF (Sung to: “KEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOUR SELF” By the Georgia Satellites) A TCH Parody Production: I GOT BIG SISTER JANE IN MY POCKETS, GROPIN’ MY DING-A-LING … GOIN’ TO SPRAWL YOU LIKE A STONE, LADY; N’ GIVE YOU A FLING! BUT EACH TIME I SQUALK, I GET INSANE MUMBLING … SHE BE A-TUGGIN’ N’ A TWISTIN’ -- WILL I GET N’ X-RATING? HEY LADY, NO MAYBIES, DON’T PUT YO GLOVE DOWN MY BELT! SHE SAY “YO, GET BACK IN LINE; I’LL TWEAK YO CANDLE MYSELF!” OLD LADIES N’ BABIES? WHY YOU WANNA PEAK T-S N’...
  • Parody: Less My Sixty-four (Beatles 'When I'm 64)

    11/13/2010 8:02:56 PM PST · by TCH
    TCH | November 13, 2010 | TCH
    Less my 64 (Sung to “When I’m Sixty-four” by The Beatles) http://www.links2love.com/love_lyrics_125.htm Nancy got bolder; screwing health care … Barry cheered her loud! Tell you we’ll be spending… Steal every dime … Your pay leaving; bottom of line! Despite a wipe out, still hopes she’ll be … good to mop the floor … “O, you still need me!” “Hope I still can lead” … less my “sixty-four!” Girl he’s over you … Nancy, you crazy bird … ‘O’ should say “F you!” Life should be dandy, end of your rule … Since your might is gone! You can sit as...
  • Parody: This 'O' Man

    11/12/2010 11:02:22 PM PST · by TCH · 12 replies
    TCH | November 13, 2010 | TCH
    This ‘O’ man, he’s “The One!” He gave kick back for Nelson! With a smack-whack vote attack, Throw him off the throne… This ‘O’ man stands all alone! This ‘O’ man, he say “Screw!” He make all tax fall on you!” With a smack-whack vote attack, Throw him off the throne… This ‘O’ man stands all alone! This ‘O’ man, he say “Free!” He fast track Juan’s amnesty! With a smack-whack vote attack, Throw him off the throne… This ‘O’ man stands all alone! This ‘O’ man, he say “Gore!” We’ll track all that carbon score! With a smack-whack vote...
  • John Stewart Announces the formation of “Friends Against Speech Crime In Society Today”

    11/02/2010 6:25:12 PM PDT · by TheVitaminPress · 41 replies · 1+ views
    The Vitamin Press ^ | 11/02/2010 | Kip Hooker
    Washington - Capitalizing on the quasi-success of his recent Restoring Sanitation Rally in the capital city part-time funny man (and partial human being) John Stewart has expressed interest in creating a political action group which -he hopes- will restore decorum to the public discourse. Citing an ever increasing tension between the right and left in this country Stewart feels that, now more than ever, people of conscience must commit to the worthy cause of restoring restrictions on what free men and women are allowed to say. In keeping with this hypothesis Stewart -this morning- announced the formation of Friends Against...
  • Non Politcal - Hitler Finds Out: People keep reposting Eire247 "no Quickscoping in Black Ops"

    10/29/2010 10:32:16 AM PDT · by xangel0228 · 2 replies
    YouTube ^ | 10/28/2010 | X-Angel
    For some reason, there has been this UPROAR about no "Quick Scoping" in the upcoming shooter game "Black Ops" in popular Call of Duty Series. This was announced by Josh Olin. Apparently Quick Scoping allows people who use sniper rifles in the game to "scope up" really fast, and blow someone's virtual head off much faster. Ok.. I am cool with that. I have never played Call of Duty, but I have played other First Person Shooters (FPS) [i.e. Quake], and being a sniper was one of my favorite positions. But what is funny is that a youtuber by the...
  • Non-Politcal: Hitler Finds Out People are still making crappy parodies w/Windows Movie Maker

    10/27/2010 3:22:19 PM PDT · by xangel0228 · 15 replies
    Youtube ^ | Eric Adam
    I did this one after seeing so many HORRIBLE looking Hitler Finds out videos on youtube. I included some fo the "bad aspects" of other HFO videos... Plot: After a 6 month suspension from YouTube, Hitler is being briefed on the new parodies being uploaded, when he is informed that people are still using Windows Movie Maker to make parodies - which is the worst way in the world to do this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cm_pN2c1s4
  • New Song Parody: "Homey, Your Rule Dies Young"

    10/10/2010 9:26:30 PM PDT · by TCH · 1 replies
    TCH | October 10, 2010 | TCH
    New Parody of 'Only the Good Die Young' ...
  • Abridged Transcript: Iowa Governor Culver and Former Governor Branstad Debate

    10/08/2010 10:05:23 AM PDT · by grassboots.org · 2 replies
    www.caffeinatedthoughts.com ^ | 10/08/10 | David Shedlock
    (In case you missed it and don’t have time to read the complete transcript.) Moderator: Welcome to the Coe College Gubernatorial Debate. Opening jabs, gentlemen.Chet Culver: Coe College is the best college in Iowa, except for the others. Terry Branstad: President what’s-his-name is best college president ever. Culver: Cedar Rapids has the best mayor in the Northern Hemisphere. Culver: Iowa was the 3rd best managed state in the US yesterday. Branstad: Was not! Culver: Was too! Moderator: Will you raise taxes or lower taxes?Branstad: Yes Culver: No, you won’t. (I was the 3rd best manager in the state somebody told...
  • Doug LaDouche for Congress!

    10/05/2010 4:23:39 PM PDT · by EveningStar · 20 replies
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  • "He steals from the poor and gives to the rich, stupid b**h" (Monty Python explains the stimulus)

    08/29/2010 5:01:50 PM PDT · by tlb · 4 replies · 1+ views
    Monty Python ^ | March 26, 2009 | LibertyIdeology
    in 1973 Monty Python predicts the US stimulus fiasco. this is the last 2 minutes of the Monty Python skit "Dennis Moore", it's funny and timely. the verbiage could be from today's headlines.
  • White House: Obama obviously not a Muslim, Muslim’s don’t like pork

    08/23/2010 8:45:13 AM PDT · by TheVitaminPress · 23 replies
    The Vitamin Press ^ | 08/21/2010 | Kip Hooker
    Washington- Responding to a shocking new poll, in which it was revealed that nearly 25 percent of Americans believe President Buraq Hussein Mohammed Ayatollah Obama is a closet Muslim, White House Press Secretary Barry Gibbs advised the Washington Press Corpse-men, “Look guys it is pretty obvious Obama is not a Muslim . . . we all know that Muslim’s don’t like pork.” As it became clear to Gibbs that his statement had failed to sway cumulative opinion within the room the beleaguered administration mouthpiece attempted a different tact. “Besides remember that book was sworn in on at the second ceremony...
  • Mr. Orszag goes to Hollywood

    08/21/2010 5:19:36 PM PDT · by TheVitaminPress · 6 replies
    The Vitamin Press ^ | 08/20/2010 | Kip Hooker
    Washington- After a highly successful term as director of the official Office of Management and Budget famous economist -and part time human being- Peter Dick Orszag has announced that he will be vacating the position by the end of the month. Industry insiders and associated policy wonks are divided over their analysis of this news. Many are privately expressing their fear that all the impressive gains the economy has made over the last 18 months will disappear with the departure of Orszag. As noted economist and commentator Oliver Wendall Homeless explained it to The Vitamin Press: “These are tough times...
  • False Alarm, Evacuation at Capitol; Senator Arrested [SATIRE]

    08/12/2010 10:05:56 AM PDT · by Pan_Yan · 24 replies
    My Twisted Little Brain | August 12, 2010 | Pan_Yan
    Washington- The Capitol was briefly evacuated this morning when a fire alarm pull station was activated on the senate floor after an argument amongst the South Carolina delegation. Senator Lindsey Graham (REPUBLICAN) was later arrested by Capitol Police in a bed room at John McCain's (REPUBLICAN) nearby town home and charged with the false alarm. Unnamed sources present on the floor at the time say Senators Graham (REPUBLICAN) and Jim DeMint (REPUBLICAN) were having a heated discussion over Graham's recent vote in favor of Elaine Kagan’s successful nomination to the United States Supreme Court, as well as his general squishiness....
  • Jane Austen's Fight Club

    07/31/2010 9:28:35 AM PDT · by EveningStar · 14 replies · 1+ views
    YouTube ^ | July 23, 2010 | uploaded by TwoTurntablesNMic
    We were no longer "good society."
  • CLINTON THROWS BACHELOR PARTY FOR MEZVINKSY

    07/31/2010 2:04:26 AM PDT · by tlb · 21 replies · 4+ views
    Weekly World News ^ | July 30th, 2010 | July 30th, 2010
    Rhinebeck, NY - Bill Clinton threw a wild bachelor party last night for his future son-in-law, Marc Mezvinsky. Chelsea Clinton wasn’t happy. Bill Clinton insisted on throwing a bachelor party for his future son-in-law, over the strong objections of his beautiful daughter, Chelsea. But when Bill wants something, Bill gets it. And what he wanted was… girls, girls, girls! The former President brought in seventy-five strippers, pole dancers, and contortionists to the “whipped-cream” themed party held for Marc Mezvinsky at the Veranda House in Rhinebeck. Marc was reluctant, but Bill told him, “You’re a Clinton now son, so you have...