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It occurs to me I haven't written anything humorous for a while. For a season, my life revolved around court dates in Pittsburgh to obtain PFA's (Protection from Abuse) from my ex-boyfriend. There's not anything really fun to write about that whole matter... but at least I have some closure now. In order for my ex to sign a temporary six-month PFA, he wanted three conditions. 1) A picture of my cats (I say mine because they were pooping in litter boxes in my apartment long before he began stinking up my bathroom)

Contact: Jessica Boulanger 202-777-1569 WASHINGTON Progress for America Inc. (PFA) today announced an initial one-week, $1,000,000 advertising, grass roots, and e-campaign to persuade opinion leaders in Washington, DC and across America that Judge John G. Roberts is a fair judge who deserves a fair up or down vote. "Judge Roberts was confirmed unanimously by the Senate just two years ago," said Brian McCabe, president of PFA. "His colleagues have praised his 'integrity' and 'fair mindedness.' A fair minded judge deserves a fair up or down vote." "BRILLIANT" TV AD (30 Seconds) & "ROBERTS" RADIO AD (60 Seconds) National television and...

Left Declares "State of Emergency" For Immediate Release / Contact: Jessica Boulanger 202-777-1569 The United States of America: Saturday, 84 degrees, overcast. Homeland Security threat advisory: Yellow. Families preparing for 4th of July celebrations: flying flags, cooking hotdogs, baking pies. And yet, Liberal special interest groups declare: "STATE OF EMERGENCY!" As Progress for America predicted in Tar & Feather, Inc.: A Liberal 10-Step Plan for Judicial Character Assassination, this Independence Day weekend, the Left is whipping their members into a frenzy in preparation for the first Supreme Court vacancy in 11 years. For the Left, there will be no picnics...